How to piss off your parents

[rmcfan]

i want to piss them off because they suck

[flabbio]

i bet you suck 2 looser

[suffertheconsequences]

shoot or kill in n e fashion the family pet

[OpolE]

put an amp outside their room and get a rock band to play every night wen they are asleep

[Kasnia]

Watch lots of Viva La Bam and Jackass to get ideas.

[Benji]

Tell them you smoke crack

[Twiztid_Ninja313]

show them how you spell parents?

[superflysuperwhite]

rape your sister and make them watch then bust a nut on there heads.

[violentj393]

im with twizted ninja 313 tell them how you spell "perents"

[stunt_69]

flip every piece of furniture in tha house upside down, me n my lil bro dun it, it was fkn retarded, but hilarious

[stunt_69]

flip everything in tha house upside down. its so retarded, but its funny as hell.

[x7xvengeancex7x]

flip everything in tha house upside down. its so retarded, but its funny as hell.

Done that before with the living room.
My parents freaked.
haha.

[clownpaint20]

show them how you spell parents?

juggalo :-)

[Demonized]

well...do this in order:
-go up to your mother and ask for a blow job.
-wake up your daddy in his sleep and say that you're going to fuck him in the ear.
-Tell both of them that you're going to drop out of school and am going to go live at the non-stop orgy down in funnzville, unless you already did drop out of school, seeing that you can't even spell "parents".


WALLAPULPUL:D

[Raist]

I'm assuming showing them any of your grade cards should succeed greatly there.

[Demonized]

oooh! spray paint the car!

[Twiztid_Ninja313]

so it looks like my idea will work the best?

[Zuze 101]

Just in front of the tv and ignore the fuck out of them

[je_punk12292]

I agree with Kasnia.

[fiendforlife909]

Shave The Family Pet Instead Of Killing It.
I Mean Completly Shaving It They Will Be Pissed Haha.

[jigsaw666911]

do wat eva the fuck u want

[SuperSkunk]

If they piss you off.

-Shit in there bed
-Beat the shit out of your face call the police and say they beat you
-Get a big steak knife and stand by there bed holding it up and smile like a psycho til they wake up. Or just cough to wake them up

-Leave roaches all over the house
-Get trashed piss in the f***** (did it on accident once)
-Leave a s***ly fish in there closet
-Take bug spray and spray the shape of a swastika in the lawn
-While waiting in one of your parents car when their in a store or something fishbowl the car.
-Throw a cat on your dad

Keep in mind Ive done all this shit before my moms just glad I'm out of her hair now.

[Shock903]

I mean every one gets pissed when you break their shit

[magicalmerf]

Why the fuck would you want to piss off your parents? Like wtf, are you really that dumb.

[porch_monkey_slave_killa2]

1. put some eggs in the morcowave turn it on for about 20 min watch them blow up
2. thow some firecrackers in thier bedroom
3. put some tin foil a metal spoon or something in the microwave it wiil blow them up
4.fill your f***** full of all kinds of stuff so when they open it up it all falls on them
5. put a rubberband around the sink spry thing so when they turn on the water they will get soaked (but since you cant spell parents right youneed to have the water off before you wrap the rubberband around the spray nozzle thing)

[Rasta_Man]

If you really want to piss off your parents, get a huge tatoo of a cock on your back and then tell them your moving to San Fransico to become a pornstar.

[Twiztid_Ninja313]

another thought. are you really that stupid that you cant think of anything on your own?

[the homo phobe]

.. just ignore them... I'm assuming you were an accident so really, you could just walk into the room.

Tell you dad you're gay and have a rainbow airbrushed across your back.. tell your dad that he inspired you to become gay... he might not be mad bu chances are hell kick your ass and disown you... mine would

[oxyG]

show them how you spell parents?

lmfao ahhaha thats great

and just fucking ignore them and do what ever you want to do..fuck your parents if they are shit heads..im sure youll be outta the house soon so why the fuck should you even care..itll piss them off by just doing whatever you feel like..dont do all this stupid shit to piss them off and beg for attention..just FUCK them and thats it

[FukdHeadXD]

Piss On Their Bed Pillows!

[jamb]

dude i think just u still living with them is bad enought. fuck if i had a kid who couldn't even spell "parents" id be mad 2.

[magicalmerf]

Easiest way to piss off your parent is to just not do anything they tell you. Or just fucking ignore them.

[hdeuce]

Who the fuck is negro posting!

[JoeyxViolence]

become a tweeker sick status

[charlee]

Shwat ?

[JoeyxViolence]

Smoke meth amphetamines..