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Sgt Sunshine
November 20th, 2006, 08:52 PM
this kid wanted valium...so i gave him 4 sudafed, and he gave me 20 bucks, the next day hes like "dude i was trippin..you got somethin else. So i sold him a vitamin supplement taht was a capsule, and some other vitamin that was a horse pill and told him they were ectasy and oxycontin, he bought them for 40 lol wow

Farewell Fix
November 20th, 2006, 10:02 PM
You're lucky he's retarded.

If it was me i'd beat your ass...nothing piss's me off more than getting sold something that isn't what it's suppose to be.

but i guess if he's that fucking stupid, and really can't do anything about it. All the power to you.

sokolovic
November 20th, 2006, 11:09 PM
oh my, thats pretty funny shit actually. The worst thats happened to me is i over paid for some dope back when i was 14

xrogbombx
November 22nd, 2006, 01:40 AM
I would say this kid is just trying to be cool...finding anyone who sells dope and claiming they are awesome. when hes asking for weed you might be shit out of luck...unless his dumbass will fall for parsely or oregano

Jonno
November 22nd, 2006, 01:47 AM
Im gunna try that...
Those vitamin tablets are finnaly are gonna be usefull...

I dunno if I'll ever do drugs...I thought about pot...cause theres shit loads of it in my town..but I might become a dribiling retard...

Should I?

Enemy_of_all
November 22nd, 2006, 10:19 AM
Pot doesn't make anyone a dribbling retard, alcohol does.

PezoFaSho
November 22nd, 2006, 11:56 AM
ha, you sold dat nigga vitamins.

Sgt Sunshine
November 22nd, 2006, 12:44 PM
i did, for twenty, and tha bitch is comin back, i think i got some more i could say are like percocet or xanax..hes knos that song so if use the ones in Oxycotton, then he'll think there legit :)

sokolovic
November 22nd, 2006, 01:12 PM
Jonno, try it and see man, pot cant kill you. Just do it and make your own opinion about it after. I think everyone should try it once in their lifetime

sokolovic
November 22nd, 2006, 01:52 PM
lmao, man, when people become like that it pisses me off, I would have accpted the fight saying that they wanted to a make sure to KO the little fucker. Let him come to and explain why you did it. Most people if they have any sence would see that it was their fault.

Enemy_of_all
November 23rd, 2006, 12:32 PM
real druggies don't have any sense, buh.

firetime27
November 23rd, 2006, 12:45 PM
Pot doesn't make anyone a dribbling retard, alcohol does.

You must be joking? Pot in known to cause psychosis. Ive witnessed it turn normal people into idiots.

Enemy_of_all
November 23rd, 2006, 01:02 PM
Being psychotic or a dribbling retard are two completely different things.

Enemy_of_all
November 23rd, 2006, 01:04 PM
I've smoked a lot of pot and seen a lot of people smoke it, but I never seen any normal person change into an idiot because they smoked it.

magicalmerf
November 23rd, 2006, 01:07 PM
If i was every going to have to do anything with drugs, i would sell them. Like smokin them is just dumb, waste all your money because your a baby and don't know how to live without them. Selling them on the other hand, you could make some money...

Enemy_of_all
November 23rd, 2006, 01:20 PM
I can do without them anytime, don't havme anything at the moment, just like to sit down and fully relax once in a while. And by the sound of it you're addicted to money so STFU.

mexicanmushroom
November 23rd, 2006, 04:20 PM
dude have some fun man do both xcept you only make a little money and get to smoke it and have funn which you haven't ever heard of

afalope
November 23rd, 2006, 07:08 PM
on the contrary. i bought 10 tonnes of marijuana for £1.50

mannnn!

Temptation
November 23rd, 2006, 07:43 PM
Haha nice dude, what a retard...tell me about this

Jonno
November 23rd, 2006, 10:29 PM
My parenst had the whole hydro ponic system set up wen I was four...An every now and again I s***l some weird shit, this is when I get whatever I want...lmao..

Sgt Sunshine
November 24th, 2006, 12:29 PM
Well Jamal is the perfect example, been smoking for 3 years, and hes a fucking dumbass :)

PezoFaSho
November 26th, 2006, 10:07 PM
Well Jamal is the perfect example, been smoking for 3 years, and hes a fucking dumbass :)

PWNDIZZLED!!!!

N2O
November 26th, 2006, 11:53 PM
I would say this kid is just trying to be cool...finding anyone who sells dope and claiming they are awesome. when hes asking for weed you might be shit out of luck...unless his dumbass will fall for parsely or oregano

Dill is the closest lookalike to weed :D

Stonedandtoasted420
November 30th, 2006, 12:18 AM
Sunshine since you made quite a bit of money get an oxy80 and sell it to him. If he really thinks hes getting fucked off of vitimins his head will spin if he gets the real thing.

Or just keep selling him vitimins and horse pills.

Im a douche (not that Im accually implying your a douche) to when it comes to selling i sell all the little freshmen at my school shwag and most of it is stem. The dumb shits ask for stuff like $3 bags so I give them tiny sprinkles and its a quick $3 IVe probably made over $200 dollars off these kids with like $20 worth of weed.

Enemy_of_all
November 30th, 2006, 02:12 PM
You can cut weed with nettle flowers. :lol:

trippin_pcb
January 26th, 2007, 05:31 PM
hey whats up? i was wondering what r the ingredients to making acid? ive only done it once i want to know!! later man

tman
January 26th, 2007, 05:44 PM
you dont wana even try to make acid... the chances of having ergot of fungus aren't worth it. just buy it from someone you really trust

Port Hustle
February 1st, 2007, 09:13 PM
Acid really isnt that hard to make. Just getting the suppys is hard. Somewhat.

StolenDXM
February 2nd, 2007, 12:31 AM
I wanna try acid so bad but i cant find it no where down here in GA =(

mushroomareyourfriend
March 5th, 2007, 09:39 PM
i ate 50 tabs of acid in 2 weeks

Sir Toke Alot
March 5th, 2007, 10:23 PM
Damn, thats a lot of acid. are you sure you took that much?

chong
March 6th, 2007, 04:38 PM
yes you should smoke, i have smoke almost every day for the past year and i pay my bills fiirst and go to school nobody pays for my shit and how ever sead you would become retarted for smoking should be shot in the face

hazza00
March 6th, 2007, 05:10 PM
I've smoked a lot of pot and seen a lot of people smoke it, but I never seen any normal person change into an idiot because they smoked it.

my ex gf got into smoking pot, from being around me and she turned fucking sick, spent all her money on it, spent no time making herself look good when i took her out or anything, her personality went down the fucking toilet and i couldnt stand her haha.

it does change people alot.

malibu
March 7th, 2007, 01:25 AM
50 tabs of acid huh!.. Bull shit!... so many ppl lie off here... u can't fry more then 2 maybe 3 times in a week... trust me... I've tried.. Ur lucky if u can fry 5 times in a month! U stupid liar!... unless ur acid was watered down an weak!.. Prob. Bunk shit on blutter.. Or I guess in ur case in tabs?.. Hmm.. Rite!.. An how was it taken care of?... was it lsa lsd or lsd-25?...

an the guy bout drugs changing u ur sumwat rite .. 'Everything in moteration'.. I haven't changed one bit.. When I was doin ex all the time I had got bad an changed but I couldn't tell.. Now that I'm on proby.. I'm just fine.. An I realize there is a difference.. Drug use an drug abuse!.. The people that make drugs a daily thing are loosing it... I call people like me 'weekend warriors' we work our asses off during the week totally sober!.. An on the weekends get totally fucked up =)

boshi07
March 7th, 2007, 01:51 AM
Dude I did pot in high school and shit and all it did was make me forget shit and think really slow. And it took years to wear off. Your best bet is to be one of the few that can be my age now and not have smoked pot. That's an advantage.

Sir Toke Alot
March 7th, 2007, 05:10 PM
Its different for all people, i mean i've smoked all day, and almost everyday for the past 5 years, and im quick witted.

Zoso
March 12th, 2007, 04:49 AM
people panic over doing drugs for their first time really if you don't feel like it then just don't fucking do it cause there is no point but yeah just smoke a bowl once if you want its not as bad as you think just don't let it change you its people not being responsible enough to take care of their own shit i've seen dumb ass kids become losers cause all they wanna do is smoke weed but on top of that i have seen people who smoke almost all the fucking time a shit load of weed and they've got great grades in school aren't stupid and know how to be responsible, don't let a simple drug like weed ruin you its not hard to keep yourself straight you're not smoking meth, that'd be way different, and you couldn't fucking eat 50 tabs that fast you'd go stupid for a long ass time probably but i've seen my friend go on a four day binge personally i couldn't do it but it seems to be possible

sleepwalker suicide
March 26th, 2007, 06:47 PM
I hate rip off artists....mind you the kid is obviously an idiot.

amyphetamine
May 19th, 2007, 05:15 PM
I took weighed out 2 g's of BC powder, added a bit of B12 and anbesol and sold it to this cocksucker for $100 as coke and he tasted and flipped out about how good it was... then proceeded to brag about how he was "a real mutha fucka who knows good coke"....

masterofreality
May 26th, 2007, 04:41 PM
dude thats not cool,some one sold me s0me muck instead of hash,looked and s***ld ok,smoked an 8eigth of it in on da y wasnt stoned,so his mom let me nto his house,i took all his weed,set fire to his computernand my money bck.if u give that kid n e then dangerous im comen for u

faggypunk
May 26th, 2007, 08:39 PM
is that kid spelling wrong on purpose or is he just retarded?

amyphetamine
May 26th, 2007, 09:12 PM
i don't know i can't figure out what the fuck he's trying to say... but I guess he's coming for me. So i'm going to go hide in the closet...ssshhhhh!


Ps. Masterofreality: I did that when i was about 15, i'm now 23 so if i'm over it i'm sure he is too by now. I was just practicing...

faggypunk
May 26th, 2007, 09:27 PM
haha, ahhh! everybody run! a retard is coming to kill us all!
that kids so full of himself...

to set a computer on fire you must of had gasoline, and yet you walked past his mom?

secondly, i'm greatly surprised you actually knew what a computer looks like just from judging the way you type kid
go back to school retard

LNT-5265F
May 27th, 2007, 03:52 AM
I've smoked a lot of pot and seen a lot of people smoke it, but I never seen any normal person change into an idiot because they smoked it.

the valedictorian (sp?) of my class back in high school was the biggest stoner i know. about 1/2 ounce per day.

he scored a 1600 on the sat and 35 on the act.

XAllieszer0X
May 27th, 2007, 06:17 PM
when ppl say "i smoked dope" or "i love dope" they sound fucking retarded

sevenonseven
August 20th, 2007, 03:27 PM
well once i went to the park and i was minding my own business drinkin a 40 and some guys/kids came up and asked if i wanted to smoke and i was like nah and then they were like come party over here with us and ther was a few of em anyways one dude was talkin about buyin weed and i was like i can get ya a 1/2 lb. for 800.00 and he's like alright so he goes to 2 atm's and get's it all in 20's anyway's h just hands it to me and turns around as i'm getting in the car never to be seen again........good times

FukdHeadXD
August 21st, 2007, 06:21 AM
pure nicotine crackheads lol.
some pure crackhead shit indeed.

HIPPIE
November 30th, 2007, 11:37 AM
best lick to do and really there are retards out there.. thats to roll up oragano, tell em u only sell rolled joints.. put a lil bit of weed at the beggining so when he lights it it s***ls like weed. i sold an ounce to this one kid all rolled up and everything for $140. Wat a dumbass, sad part... He keeps coming back.!

LNT-5265F
November 30th, 2007, 01:15 PM
well once i went to the park and i was minding my own business drinkin a 40 and some guys/kids came up and asked if i wanted to smoke and i was like nah and then they were like come party over here with us and ther was a few of em anyways one dude was talkin about buyin weed and i was like i can get ya a 1/2 lb. for 800.00 and he's like alright so he goes to 2 atm's and get's it all in 20's anyway's h just hands it to me and turns around as i'm getting in the car never to be seen again........good times

im calling bullshit

HIPPIE
November 30th, 2007, 04:15 PM
i agree lnt

BellRinger
December 2nd, 2007, 11:40 PM
i sold some dumb bitch that wanted coke some... ambasol, vicodin, and baking soda hahaha

RuThatFkingStupid
December 3rd, 2007, 04:18 AM
this kid wanted valium...so i gave him 4 sudafed, and he gave me 20 bucks, the next day hes like "dude i was trippin..you got somethin else. So i sold him a vitamin supplement taht was a capsule, and some other vitamin that was a horse pill and told him they were ectasy and oxycontin, he bought them for 40 lol wow
Sgt. Sunshine you are this months winner of the URthatFukingStupid award. In some states (like California) you can be arrested and if convicted go to prison for selling *Bunko* dope. You'll get more time then if caught selling the real thing. Then when you get to one of our "Institutions of Higher Learning" chances are your going to run into serious problems. You see, bitches like yourself who try to pass themselves off as you have yourself, most likely run into the real deal then find themselves someones bitch. My suggestion to you is that next time you feel like ripping someone off, reach down and grab your ass. Notice the that the two half of that ass are still close together. Then think how its going to feel when someone drives up into it. I don't condone the use of drugs but taking advantage of some addict isnt a funny at all. It just might get you hurt.

czasht
December 3rd, 2007, 01:02 PM
Sgt. Sunshine you are this months winner of the URthatFukingStupid award. In some states (like California) you can be arrested and if convicted go to prison for selling *Bunko* dope. You'll get more time then if caught selling the real thing. Then when you get to one of our "Institutions of Higher Learning" chances are your going to run into serious problems. You see, bitches like yourself who try to pass themselves off as you have yourself, most likely run into the real deal then find themselves someones bitch. My suggestion to you is that next time you feel like ripping someone off, reach down and grab your ass. Notice the that the two half of that ass are still close together. Then think how its going to feel when someone drives up into it. I don't condone the use of drugs but taking advantage of some addict isnt a funny at all. It just might get you hurt.

that was pretty funny, but you seem to know quite a bit about the anal rape. i believe in karma, so therefore i dont deal the bunk shit. however, i do buy drugs and the dumbest thing someone has ever tried to sell me was powdered acid.

RuThatFkingStupid
December 3rd, 2007, 02:16 PM
that was pretty funny, but you seem to know quite a bit about the anal rape. i believe in karma, so therefore i dont deal the bunk shit. however, i do buy drugs and the dumbest thing someone has ever tried to sell me was powdered acid.
Funny, I know all about anal, that any good hetro-sexual, who's girlfriend enjoys a good ass pounding, once in a while, needs to know!

superflysuperwhite
December 3rd, 2007, 03:32 PM
actually your the one who wins the urthatfuckingstupid award.. this is a dead thread, please let it die

crenshaw387
January 18th, 2008, 12:23 AM
ppl die from that kinda stuff......

the person buying it if they shoot up somethin toxic....

or

the person selling it if they tried to pull that shit on someone like me.....

mrgotti
January 26th, 2008, 04:04 AM
Hey sgt dickless. Try that shit in jersey and you might just catch a hollow point in your fuckin head. And why do you have a black avatar when you are obviously an inch dick teenage eurotrash faggot.

SuperSkunk
January 26th, 2008, 09:41 AM
You realize how stupid you made your self look, mrgotti? This thread is from 2 Novembers ago.