HOW TO PASS A DRUG TEST

[psycho13]

WHEN YOU PEE IN THE CUP BEFORE YOU GIVE IT TO THEM SPIT IN IT IT WILL KILL THE BACTERIA I THINK IT MOSTLY WORKS FOR POT THO I DONT KNOW ABOUT OTHER DRUGS

[Cuddles]

what?!

piss is very sterile, and it's not bacteria they are checking for, it's chemical traces........


WHAT?!!!!

[master of puppets]

this guy wins for stupidest first post.

[Sgt Sunshine]

All in favor of Physco, having the worst 1st post of all time say AYE

[bloodREaver,SOulEAter]

def bullshit, def stupidest post ever

[Enemy_of_all]

AYE :lol:
Piss is a very effective bacteria killer, and spit actually contains bacteria :lol:

[PezoFaSho]

that was dumb

[Jonno]

Saliva won't kill "chemicals".

I don't think there is anything that will get you out if your busted. The person next to you says "Sold you!"

And if saliva did kill "chemicals", scientist wouldov discovered that before you did, so they wouldov taken that into account. If you walked up with your cup of piss, and spat in it, they would then know you did have illegal shit in your veins, because you spat in it...and they know it destroys "chemicals". (Which it doesn't, so you would look like a dribiling sped.)

[xrogbombx]

aye by far. farrrrrr by farrr

[jonlord35]

the only way that i know to do is: if its like a piss test your parents give u .....take a small cup fill it with bleach and when u go to take the piss in the bathroom u put alittle bit of the bleach in there and POOF goes the chemicals/bacteria.

[Enemy_of_all]

Have a clean sample with you.

[ledzeppeman]

who the fuck told you that spit killed bacteria
aye

[btdh]

At 420- this local headshop, we have this kick ass crystallized piss. All you do is bring a water bottle, cause you gotta drink to piss ;) and then drop a few crystals and it's like that just add water shit. Instant clean piss. I also once told my friend it was candy. HILARIOUS! mouthful of piss

[clint]

WHEN YOU PEE IN THE CUP BEFORE YOU GIVE IT TO THEM SPIT IN IT IT WILL KILL THE BACTERIA I THINK IT MOSTLY WORKS FOR POT THO I DONT KNOW ABOUT OTHER DRUGS

This is not true.

To my knowledge, the only way to pass a urine drug test without any outside chemicals etc. is to have your friend (who does not do drugs) pee in the cub for you somehow.

[LNT-5265F]

Dead Thread Pissant!

[ChristopherSunshine]

At 420- this local headshop, we have this kick ass crystallized piss. All you do is bring a water bottle, cause you gotta drink to piss ;) and then drop a few crystals and it's like that just add water shit. Instant clean piss. I also once told my friend it was candy. HILARIOUS! mouthful of piss

holy shit, that is the greatest thing ive ever heard.......not the crystals, juts the whole mouth full of piss thing. that shit would be so fucking funny.


now i want some just to do that, i dont even have to drop.

[Fritilidie08]

Use niacin.
It burn all the THC out of your system.
But you HAVE to drink about a gallon or two of water cause your body temp can rise to 110 degrees.
And when i say it burn the THC it literally BURNS it out of your body.

[btdh]

Or maybe you could just take a sugar coated Cesium tablet. For those of you who don't know, when the sugar dissolved- Cesium + Your Bodies Water content does not generate a desirable result. I'm all for beating the system, but not by burning my insides.

[LNT-5265F]

What Part Of Fuckin Dead Thread Do You Cunts Not Get?!

[juggalosmoker801]

Ive heard that taking niacin 3-4 hours before the test will help you pass. Is there any truth to this?

[leepunkrockr]

the only way that i know to do is: if its like a piss test your parents give u .....take a small cup fill it with bleach and when u go to take the piss in the bathroom u put alittle bit of the bleach in there and POOF goes the chemicals/bacteria.

would that work on one of the ones the state or county or whatever would give you?? or would it just tell them that its bleech??

[ledzeppeman]

it wont work at home and the state watches you anyway. this will not work. jonlord is a dumbass

[unreaL]

Someone close this nonsense.
please.

[magicmoose1]

God you guys need to learn some biology.
Saliva is an amylase enzyme, breaks down starch in to maltose, or simple sugars for you. Whatever they are testing for will not be a starch, they can probably detect drugs as much in your spit as in your urine. Best bet is probably to fill the pot up with water if you are in a toilet, then piss a tiny bit or something to give it colour, might work...

[Topher D.]

listen, u need to simplify this.

if u are taking a test from your parents, then all u need to do is get some water and some food coloring.

take the water, add three drops of yellow food coloring until it looks like piss. if you can find a way to make it s***l like piss, more power to ya. but by all means, if ur dirty, no matter what, dont piss in the cup. i filled the cup 3/4 full with water, and the rest with piss, and there was STILL enough thc to set off the test.

anyways, take ur fake piss and hide it under the counter or in a cupboard in your bathroom, cause ur parents arent gonna make u piss in front of em. and if they do. then u need to get good at putting it in a condom, taping it to your leg, and makin it look like ur pissing.

but you need to make it warm, so id reccomend using hand warmers, or if there is a hot vent in your bathroom, hold it in front of that. they check the temp.

[leepunkrockr]

then how the fuck can you POSSIBELY win a state drugtest??
i got in trouble at school and im taking a test sometime this week, but i havent smoked in like a a week and a half, but it was like everyday before that..

[leepunkrockr]

it wont work at home and the state watches you anyway. this will not work. jonlord is a dumbass

they watch you???
wtf!
thats not cool!

[Raist]

then how the fuck can you POSSIBELY win a state drugtest??
i got in trouble at school and im taking a test sometime this week, but i havent smoked in like a a week and a half, but it was like everyday before that..

niacin. (10 character limit is dumb)

[Topher D.]

niacin doesnt cleanse your system. drink as many gallons of cranberry juice you can. it gives ya the shits, and it makes u piss every twenty minutes. do this for about 4 days before the test. then make sure u piss before u take the test. so u get out more metabolites.

[LNT-5265F]

drink 8 gallons of water. and do what you can as far as moving and eatin ghahahaha

(it's hard)

onc all the water passes through you, you are MUCH cleaner. if your a casual smokr it should do the trip as long as you do this like 6 days max before

if your a heavy smoker

HA!

[Deuce_Biggs]

I love how this was declared dead twice, by the guy who just posted above me?

a little contradiction, Eh, LNT?

[LNT-5265F]

meh...i gave up. and i figure, as long as a thread isn't a clone from recently, or as long as it's old enough that it was back like 3 pages before it was brought up.....AND as long as it's something with some value added.........it's cool.

ya dig?

[goddess_of_one]

wow what dumbass n00bs
oh and
"AYE"

[DlMsTd]

This guy isnt completely retarted. My dad is a juvy officer and he drug tests kids everyday including me. They have to watch people pee for many reasons including spiting. It doesnt kill bacteria it can not WILL but it can give the drug test a false read therefore saying that you are clean.

[unreaL]

stfu
this
is
DEAD

[bizarre kush]

i heard that if you piss midstream into the cup that most of the traces come out first

[paintbeazt]

www.passyourdrugtest.com 99.99 percent pass rate guaranteed i havent tried it personally but heard there products work

[BigJake910]

DURRRRRRRRR

Dumbfuck, just because of that i now need a joint

[Pharmiejunk]

Mother earth fuckin shit bitch I posted and it got eraced.