How to hack?

[ChRoNiCsMoKa420]

ok im new to this furom, i know a lot about computers but i still dont know how to hack. like i wanna hack into some friends computers and just mess with them. iight thanks in advance

[PezoFaSho]

No one is going to just tell you how to hack. You need to first search google. And if you did need help you would need to at least give us some info on your friends machine.

[_bry]

1.) Find a gun.
2.) Point it to your head.
3.) Pull the trigger.

There, you're in your friend's C:\, time to dig up some stuff. Enjoy.

[the homo phobe]

Learn programming? Find a better site for this, tons are out there. This is more of a help/ questions site, if you actually want to learn to program, script, code, etc. computers and what not, take some thime, major in them in highschool and then do what Bry said!

[deceased vitality]

Wow, why does every one use the term hack so bluntly? I mean, hacking isn't exactly one solid thing you do every time, it changes almost every time you exploit something. I could go and hack a myspce, and then go and hack a Xanga and it would, more than likely, be a completely different scenario.

[deceased vitality]

I know, I said that you'd have to use different methods.

[StraitJacketSoldier]

Actual hacking, is to complicated to be just explained, its more than just that, and can't just be taught by a simple post.

[magicalmerf]

or if you don't want to explain two diffrent methods, you just wanna say hack.

[the homo phobe]

I know, I said that you'd have to use different methods.Actually, you said that hacking a Xanga and hacking a Myspace would be two different scenarios when in reality, hacking the Myspace is a scenario and hacking Xanga is a different scenario. Yoiur post was incorect though not purposefully so, more of a miswording...

[Cuddles]

ill give you what ive (i think) learned from some philosopher, who's name i will put up tomorrow, as i sorrowfully left my book in school (MY book, so im hoping it's still there on monday, cuz i fucking love that book):

1)nothing is known.
2)nothing can be known, and there is no way to know anything.
3) if something were known by an individual, said individual could not possibly convey this knowledge to another individual in any way whatsoever.


true knowledge does not come from rote memory of things, it comes from complete understanding. truthfully, there is nothing to know, but still you attempt to learn. why is this?

[Sgt Sunshine]

does cuddles ever have a bad post?

[Cuddles]

does cuddles ever have a bad post?

yes, this one.....

[the homo phobe]

<really bored>Does Cuddles like to cuddle?!?

This video proves that Cuddles is unnatural... XD

http://www.metacafe.com/watch/97600/cuddling_is_unnatural/

</really bored>

[Sgt Sunshine]

www.justfuckinggoogleit.com

[the homo phobe]

Sunshine, you're an idiot. lol. If you are going to tell him to google something, you need to post this, it gets the message through his head faster...

http://fuckinggoogleit.com/bart.gif (http://www.google.com)


and then surround it by these...

http://www.myspacesmilies.com/smilies/happy0075.gif

[darth angry]

try this method, it usually works. bring a cool new video game to your freinds place, play it on his computer with him, wait until he goes to take a piss and slip his hard drive into your bag. replace it with a cardboard box and bang, you have his whole c drive.

[magicalmerf]

but thats back stabbing :shock: