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SOAD
December 7th, 2011, 04:45 PM
I really hate the private school I go to and I would like to hear some suggestions on how to get expelled.

I would also not want to get in trouble with the police and it has to be cool or creative, not retarded.

p.s. this is all hypothetical

westen
December 7th, 2011, 06:14 PM
I agree. I didn't give a shit about school when I was 16. I made a poor salary for years before I decided to go back and graduate. Now I regret losing my time.

SOAD
December 7th, 2011, 06:23 PM
no, no, no. like I said this is hypothetical and if I were to do this, which I most likely would not, it would just be a way to convince my parents to let me go to a different school.

westen
December 7th, 2011, 06:35 PM
Schools have a reputation to build. They also have to keep it. How much time left before you graduate?

SOAD
December 7th, 2011, 06:55 PM
I am a Junior, so I have the rest of this year and next year before I graduate.

exedus
December 7th, 2011, 08:54 PM
take a shit on the principal's desk

SOAD
December 7th, 2011, 10:25 PM
first I do care about school, I am a straight A student except for in like two classes but don't get me wrong I am not trying to boast I still have to work my ass off to get good grades. I can understand about the fucking off thing because last year I fucked off, didn't do shit in my math class, and cheated on most of the homework so I bombed the final but I still passed the class.

I want to transfer schools because my school is filled with assholes and stupid preps (no offense to anyone who is an asshole or prep). Most of the preps are gay and/or they all are the same unless you really get to know them. Also my school has dorms I don't live in them but tons of fucking chinese people, asians, and other ethnicities attend my school. I become so much more racist each year I go here. A lot of the teachers here don't know jack shit or just are plain bad at teaching. This school is a Lutheran school and has required religion class and chapel (basically a 40 minute church service) everyday. The religion stuff would be fine if I was still a lutheran. Instead of the religion class I could be taking a class that actually mattered, like a second science class or a study hall.

I want to go to this other school because my friends who live near me go there and I am better friends with them than I am with the kids I know at my current school. My associates at my current school are mostly preppy athletes and douche bags. These kids are pricks, like for example when they found out I smoked pot they all acted like girls, my best friend ( well at least who I thought was my best friend) didn't talk to me for like a week and was just really pissed. To sum up this point, the people at this other school are just more chill.

This other school has a better scheduling system, off campus lunch, and wouldn't cost my parents an arm and a leg. With my two little sisters, my little brother in a private grade school, me in a private high school, and my older brother in a private college (I don't know if they helped him with his tuition or not) all with tuition, it would save them money. Also seeing as they are behind on my tuition as it is. Now as opposed to a public school with no tuition except through taxes and they pay that anyway.

The other school used to be an alc high school but is now a real district/county public highschool.

I have not said anything to my parents about wanting to transfer schools. I actually don't talk to my parents at all unless I really have to. So they would not know that I am manipulating them, if you could even call it that.

When I "grow up" I would most likely want to go into a career in science or engineering but that is really broad so to specify, I would say maybe biochemistry or something. To be completely honest I don't know what college I want to go to or what I want to be.

sorry for the really long post and I probably forgot to type some stuff too.

westen
December 7th, 2011, 10:42 PM
You don't have much time left to that school. You should talk to your parents about it. Maybe you can find a way to choose your college after highschool if you talk to them now.

Buddha
December 7th, 2011, 11:33 PM
I'm not reading all that. Suck it up and do good at your private school, or take a shit on the principals desk and waste the next decade of your life being rebellious.

Trust me, I'm a decade older than you.

SOAD
December 8th, 2011, 03:41 PM
this is all good advice I think and I don't know what decision to make. If I should just suck it up like Buddha says or transfer. I am going to get more information and talk to the other school to see if it would be better education wise or if it would be a bad decision. Because I don't know if the other school has any a.p. classes or advanced classes like I could take at my current school.

for what westen said, I will be able to decide which college I am going to go to before I graduate, I will actually have to decide some time before or during senior year. so I can start applying and that kind of shit.

If I did take a shit on the principals desk I don't think I would spend a whole decade after that being rebellious unless I like became some kind of dissident.

westen
December 8th, 2011, 04:02 PM
Ok I thought your parents were to choose for you.

SOAD
December 8th, 2011, 04:15 PM
oh no I wouldn't want my parents to ruin my life, if anyone is going to make major life decisions about my life I would hope it was me. Anyways my parents are too lazy as fuck to give a shit about anything or make important decisions.

gheox
December 8th, 2011, 04:28 PM
shoot someody ?

SOAD
December 8th, 2011, 09:01 PM
I think I am going to go with your guys' advice. I am going to stay at my school and be better prepared for college and not mess up my record.

For what Gheox said, that would almost ensure my expulsion and a nice stay in a juvenile detention center which would be a shit ton worse than school.

Ya I have heard that joke but when I heard it it was a blond joke

Buddha
December 8th, 2011, 11:04 PM
I think I am going to go with your guys' advice. I am going to stay at my school and be better prepared for college and not mess up my record..........

Anarchist cookbook, providing responsible advice to today's youth.

SOAD
December 9th, 2011, 07:31 AM
I wish I could have sex at school or anywhere. I am too ugly and reserved to get a girlfriend.

exedus
December 9th, 2011, 12:09 PM
I wish I could have sex at school or anywhere. I am too ugly and reserved to get a girlfriend.

ah don't be so hard on yourself, you can get some if you keep trying, its like fishing just stick your worm in the water and eventually you'll get a bite.

SOAD
December 9th, 2011, 04:42 PM
Why should I shave my head?

here in this picture I am the pussy... cat and the bird is pussy.

http://www.lovefunfun.com/node/52

KusKus
December 9th, 2011, 05:40 PM
ramble ramble

SOAD
December 9th, 2011, 07:13 PM
Ya, I may actually need to shave my head.

http://img.freeih.com/6524c68c09900c01c2f4af398077f24f.JPG

KusKus
December 9th, 2011, 10:40 PM
ramble ramble

Buddha
December 10th, 2011, 06:52 AM
You look like you smoke a lot of weed.

SOAD
December 10th, 2011, 12:33 PM
I need to get some money so I can get a hair cut unless I just shave it off myself. Also by shave you mean a buzz cut or actually shaving to the scalp.

I allegedly smoke a lot of weed.

so I will try to be more confident and try harder and eventually might get a gf.

repitup6
December 10th, 2011, 04:45 PM
shave

KusKus
December 10th, 2011, 04:50 PM
ramble ramble

SOAD
December 11th, 2011, 09:21 PM
I think if I tried to do it myself I would fuck it up, so when I get a little cash I will go to a barber shop.

exedus
December 12th, 2011, 02:37 PM
I think if I tried to do it myself I would fuck it up, so when I get a little cash I will go to a barber shop.

there you go and always remember what Tony Montana says.......

http://youtu.be/N4IZSs7n7as

SOAD
December 12th, 2011, 03:52 PM
So I must make lots of money, then I will have power. But once I get the money how do I turn it into power and once I have converted that, how do I convert power into bitches.

also to be successful like Tony, do I have to do cocaine too?

exedus
December 12th, 2011, 04:53 PM
So I must make lots of money, then I will have power. But once I get the money how do I turn it into power and once I have converted that, how do I convert power into bitches.

also to be successful like Tony, do I have to do cocaine too?

hmmm.. those are questions only he can answer

shoot him an email at

[email protected]

hdeuce
December 12th, 2011, 07:50 PM
Thats why all the btiches want me.

SOAD
December 12th, 2011, 08:16 PM
but Tony stole Elvira from Frank, and later she leaves him, so Tony ended up bitchless even though he was top dog.

SOAD
December 13th, 2011, 04:14 PM
well if you had unlimited drugs what would you do. I know for sure I would be to high to do anything. I wouldn't do anything except weed though.

exedus
December 13th, 2011, 04:48 PM
well if you had unlimited drugs what would you do. I know for sure I would be to high to do anything. I wouldn't do anything except weed though.

yeah lol but he the number one rule in drug dealing,
never get high on your own supplie

SOAD
December 13th, 2011, 05:03 PM
I always thought rules were made for breaking

SOAD
February 18th, 2012, 05:52 PM
no, my hair is still really long. I was going to but then I spent all my money on pot. Then when I got more money I spent that on pot too.

ravenscar
February 19th, 2012, 02:40 AM
some asshole named jeremy walked into the teachers lounge butt ass naked and offered to fuck them all, if that gives you any ideas.

Acidpengu1n
February 19th, 2012, 02:18 PM
leave a dildo on the heads chair
then run down the corridoor singing the i throw my hands up in the air sometims... song but with these words "i get my cock hard sometimes, singing ahaoh, ive got a dildo" wearing a strapon

SOAD
February 20th, 2012, 12:22 PM
I will, I just haven't gotten around to it yet. How does shaving your head get you paid to smoke?

exedus
February 26th, 2012, 10:06 PM
I will, I just haven't gotten around to it yet. How does shaving your head get you paid to smoke?
give your hair to pot for locks.

ravenscar
February 27th, 2012, 02:42 AM
Nukka, shave your head and you will be paid to smoke.

Also, Derp, we do not believe you.
the offering to fuck em all was the exaggeration, but yea this actually happened

SOAD
February 27th, 2012, 04:25 PM
give your hair to pot for locks.

na, it would probably be easier to use it as fertilizer for the plants I will grow, jk

actually at this point I could make a small piece of rope or a pair of socks out of it.

SithSycho
February 27th, 2012, 06:16 PM
Hmmm. I've been expelled from 3 schools in 2 years.

1st.) I got sent to a psych ward which some how = me being expelled I dont even know how that makes since considering it had nothing to do with anything I had done at school. It might have been the fact my assistant principle that didn't like me had me police escorted from school to the psych ward because he took my diffrentness and creativity and mistook it for psychoticness.

2nd.) i was at an out of district school and got expelled for possession of marijuana never got charged with it tho. ( I would not try doing that now days tho they are getting ridiculous with possession charges now.)


3rd.) I was suspended and after my suspension was up I went back to school but I hadn't been reinstated so when they seen me they told me to leave. I was leaving I mean you don't have to ask me twice to leave school but then an ego tripping cop felt the need to arrest me for trespassing. Me being my rebellious self didn't agree with that so I fought him n got expelled. Luckily the processor new my family and my past and convinced the cop to drop charges

Then I went back to the 1st school and started robbing houses/ smoking pot/ skipping school/ fucking with cops. but, I was doing it with the sheriffs son and my step Mom worked for the city. So we knew even if we did get caught as long as we didnt kill or physical harm anyone we wouldnt go to jail. It would look to bad for the city we lived in. We eventualy got caught and slapped on the wrist with 1 year unsupervised probation violated the probation and ditch the substance abuse clasess for violating and were of probation a year n a half later.


Really the point of me telling you all this is to show/ tell you there is no way to get kicked out of school no ones knows your situation like you and your possible options. But, considering your parents pay for private school and you don't like it just get home schooled and get your 4 years of HS over in half the time (depending on how fast you learn.) If your parents ay no then just put the cards on the table tell them you hate the school and you are damn near determined to do anything to get out of it and if they would like you not to fuck up your future they would listen. If they don't you will do what you have to.

SOAD
February 29th, 2012, 05:18 PM
may I ask, how old are you?

SithSycho
February 29th, 2012, 11:29 PM
22 all this happened 6 years ago.

SOAD
March 1st, 2012, 04:03 PM
do you still toke?

SithSycho
March 1st, 2012, 04:49 PM
Might as well say I quite since i haven't smoked in months but mostly due to not being able to afford any all my money is tied up but once its not Im going say hello to each and everyday by rolling one up

SOAD
March 2nd, 2012, 07:03 PM
ya I have a similar problem, just not as bad but that is to be expected because I can still freeload off my parents for food and other shit. I normally can only smoke once or twice a week now.

SithSycho
March 2nd, 2012, 07:15 PM
Yeah, being my age Im not comfortable accepting money from other people for that not unless my illness is flaring up bad then its safer for me and everyone around me for me to smoke and balance out my levels.

SOAD
March 25th, 2012, 12:21 PM
I finally got a hair cut, I'll post pics either later today or tomorrow

SOAD
March 25th, 2012, 03:39 PM
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Fuhrer
March 25th, 2012, 07:57 PM
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Hello handsome!

SOAD
March 26th, 2012, 04:10 PM
Not bad, should go shorter.

it looked better after I washed it and styled it a little


Hello handsome!

yes, thank you, not everyone can be this sexy

izachxxx
September 8th, 2013, 07:34 PM
I just was expelled from private school for a dumb reason. i mean on my part it was pretty dumb nothing creative just me socking some lil bitch.. was charged with assault and was sitting in jail untill my court case which was next week and I'm only a minor... After my case i was flown back home to philidelphia... Later that week was charged with small amount of mary jane along with a disorderly conduct charge...

cantstopusnow
September 8th, 2013, 08:22 PM
I bet the school work was too hard for you anyway. Wouldn't surprise me if you never do anything worth doing.

izachxxx
September 8th, 2013, 08:25 PM
LMAO nah that school sucked. I aced all my classes. I only did it so I could be back home with my friends and go back to my old public school

cantstopusnow
September 15th, 2013, 07:50 PM
Friends are distractions. Devout your life to science!

hdeuce
September 18th, 2013, 02:25 AM
since he is too stupid to correct you I will. Devote*