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methepyro123
February 9th, 2010, 04:59 PM
my bro is wondering how he can start a middle school mafia. dont post anything about drugs, because he cant do that. any ideas for him on how he could find people and ways to make money and all that shit???

Some
February 21st, 2010, 03:26 AM
Odd question. It's fairly obvious, just be organised. What you want to do in the school is up to you. He doesn't need a lot of people. He just needs people that will give him special access to special capitols (http://www.google.com/search?hl=en&safe=off&rlz=1C1CHMZ_enUS363US363&q=define:+capital&btnG=Search). There are always people for that in a school. As for money, the best way to make it is to sell stuff. I'm talking about breaking into lockers and taking iPods. Once he gets his hands on weed, which he will in high school, he can sell that and make a lot of cash.

methepyro123
February 21st, 2010, 07:34 AM
Odd question. It's fairly obvious, just be organised. What you want to do in the school is up to you. He doesn't need a lot of people. He just needs people that will give him special access to special capitols (http://www.google.com/search?hl=en&safe=off&rlz=1C1CHMZ_enUS363US363&q=define:+capital&btnG=Search). There are always people for that in a school. As for money, the best way to make it is to sell stuff. I'm talking about breaking into lockers and taking iPods. Once he gets his hands on weed, which he will in high school, he can sell that and make a lot of cash.

helpful. i thank you. do you know any capitols we can use besides drugs (jsut for now) and how can i find people to help with that shit?

gheox
February 21st, 2010, 08:18 AM
retarded lol

Some
February 21st, 2010, 08:25 PM
do you know any capitols we can use besides drugs (jsut for now) and how can i find people to help with that shit?


Sell things that are hard to get. There are always going to be trustworthy people in a school. Don't expect to see a lot of undercover student cops in a middle school. I used to sell things like smoke bombs, alcohol, condoms, adult magazines, burned cd's, cigs, pills, and all that shit. I even managed to steal a ton of keys from the main office. You can try selling microscopes. They can go into the hundreds. In my schools Biology lab/classroom there are two teachers. One of them sits in a room with a window and guards the classroom. There are a ton of microscopes that can be sold for thousands and a closet full of awesome chemicals.

Also, don't be an idiot and trust people with money or wear uniforms. Make the sales outside of school grounds.

intence
December 14th, 2010, 07:28 PM
breaking into lockers?..... yeah money in that yet they'll go to the office and report there locker was broken into and stuff was stolen and once they watch the camera they'll see you. Unless you were an LED hat which the camera magnifies and can't see a face only an extremely bright light.

Hebrow
January 6th, 2011, 03:45 AM
Alcohol, Pornos, burned CD's, all the generic middle america trade goods.

but the real money is in drugs.

ACDCory44
January 6th, 2011, 09:58 AM
pretend like your a.d.d. get some ritalin and sell that shit to the students :D

xXcrockXx
January 8th, 2011, 05:38 PM
maybe like junior pimping. you advertise hot girls, who charge 5 dollars for a kiss and you get two dollars out of it or something like that. but yeah, i run at a private school, so the risks are pretty high for breaking into lockers and selling shit. tonnes of fifth-eighth graders sell lollies and shit, but there is more money in selling cigs and porno's to high school kids. fireworks are illegal where i live in Melbourne, australia, but they would be good to sell to overexcited kids, and maybe the M-80's and other powerful firecrackers could bust the lock on a locker. be sure to sell like in the bus park and only collect debts after school. mini things like water bombs and stuff could be concealed and sold at lunch or something, but most of your stuff will have to be sold at arranged times.

i hope i have helped you, as i have had this idea many times, and as middle school approaches, i wonder if i should. good luck, and enjoy spreading fear and corruption to the hallways.

mr_happy
February 17th, 2011, 07:13 AM
fake off grounds passes
cigarettes
escorts
sports betting
energy drinks
booze

xXcrockXx
February 18th, 2011, 12:00 AM
i started selling soft drink cans for $1.50, i got em for 50 cents. i spent $28, and made about $64. i should've made more, but still a good profit. i don't know whether or not i should move on to illegal stuff lie fireworks, or just stick to selling cans.

also, at my school, you have a limited ammount of passes you use for being late/absent, or permission to wnader the hall. so maybe i could counterfeit those and make a fortune.

xXcrockXx
February 23rd, 2011, 12:47 AM
Sell fireworks to elementary school kids, sounds good to me bro

since you recommended it, i probably will stay away from doing it lol and in australia, we call it primary, not elementary. besides, im in year 7, which is for 12/13 year olds and the start of secondary, which is our high school, don't know if you guys would call it middle school though. elementary is like 8 year olds.

and i still need to get the fireworks, which is very hard. to some people like america and china, getting them is going to the gas station or fireworks tent, but for me and other aussies, it is going to the dark part of town and making deals with potential rapists.

skull23
March 9th, 2011, 11:17 PM
things to sell; Everything in the 'supplies' arena:
Pens, Pencils, Papers, Binders, Fireworks, Air soft guns, Zippo Lighters ,Pop, Candy, Chocolate, Energy Drinks, Mentos, Spray Paint Cans, Permanent Markers,
Gum. Laser pointers . Watches, Sling shot,
Joke material: Stuff like fart bomb stink bomb, Fake jolt lighter, Fake vomit , Fake poop, etc.
Information on teachers, Kids, (More then whats in the yearbook)
Spy equipment, Just stuff you think they would like to have.
You could also get some people to know how to lie, and teach students after school.
Also you could make kids pay to learn how to swap messages back and forth in class to there friends.
If you want to know were to stash this stuff,Use your locker or a big bag.
For the mafia thing, You could do:
Fight club, (Make sure its off school grounds and only people who WONT snitch know about it.) ps; DONT RECORD IT.
Game cheat codes.
You could also get a group of people who are willing to be body gaurds for hire.
Escortes for hire and girls who will take money for boys to kiss them are a good idea.

xXcrockXx
March 12th, 2011, 05:50 AM
things to sell; Everything in the 'supplies' arena:
Pens, Pencils, Papers, Binders, Fireworks, Air soft guns, Zippo Lighters ,Pop, Candy, Chocolate, Energy Drinks, Mentos, Spray Paint Cans, Permanent Markers,
Gum. Laser pointers . Watches, Sling shot,
Joke material: Stuff like fart bomb stink bomb, Fake jolt lighter, Fake vomit , Fake poop, etc.
Information on teachers, Kids, (More then whats in the yearbook)
Spy equipment, Just stuff you think they would like to have.
You could also get some people to know how to lie, and teach students after school.
Also you could make kids pay to learn how to swap messages back and forth in class to there friends.
If you want to know were to stash this stuff,Use your locker or a big bag.
For the mafia thing, You could do:
Fight club, (Make sure its off school grounds and only people who WONT snitch know about it.) ps; DONT RECORD IT.
Game cheat codes.
You could also get a group of people who are willing to be body gaurds for hire.
Escortes for hire and girls who will take money for boys to kiss them are a good idea.

that is all way too stereo typed, especially the last bit bout bodyguards, escorts, etc.

but you have a good point with the selling stuff

sektnan
March 23rd, 2011, 04:18 AM
this is friggin hilarious!

xXcrockXx
March 24th, 2011, 03:55 AM
this is friggin hilarious!

at first it was good, but then it became stereotyped.

jibety06
May 20th, 2011, 11:19 PM
go jump a counter at a convenience store and sell the cigs

clockworks
March 3rd, 2012, 06:55 PM
Vimpto sweet

Kusti
April 24th, 2012, 12:34 PM
sell illegal weapons like knives or brassnuckels

soca
August 20th, 2012, 07:51 AM
one thing your going to need is protection. make friends with older people witch you would not fuck with. so if the time come call the boys and end shit.
on selling stuff i was best at selling graff supplies cans mops ect

Skar
November 24th, 2012, 09:57 AM
When I was in school I ran a sort of betting office type of thing. We carried these awesome black leather books that we would write bets in. We would go around to sports games and people would bet on certain things. If they won, they got about a 1/4 of their deal added on to the original while we kept the other 3/4.

Another thing I did was offer certain "services" such as beating people up. We also sold large explosives(homemade M-80, cherry bomb, etc.) for about $5 apiece. It took about a semester to set it all up, but it is still in operation today with new leaders and workers.

robj
November 25th, 2012, 11:39 PM
Make Zip guns and sell them. If you can't get bullets make a muzzle-loader that uses a fuse. Google search homemade guns for info

trajan45
January 6th, 2013, 12:46 AM
Wow. Its so obvious that you are the little brother. As for "middleschool mafia" that is one of the most absurd, childish ideas I've ever heard.

CriminalAnarchist
January 10th, 2013, 02:22 PM
you're gonna need tiny fadoras little double breasted suits and some italians