spiders

[ravenscar]

i was lookin for people online at 4 this morning and saw a milloin spiders( msnbot spider,yahoo slurp spider) and was wondering, what the hell is a spider!!!!! i tryed google and all i got was arachnids.

[Xon]

You obviously have no part in the hacking section of this forum

and no life...

[ravenscar]

well i want to know what a spider is, and as no one is ever online when i notice them, i made a thread. back on subject,wtf is a spider?

[slowz]

spiders are dedicated servers employed by research companies and search engines to gather inf0z...

[Xon]

what he said....

[ravenscar]

ok that wasnt hard. thank you for answering my question. now.... is there any way to mess with them, like make them say shit like smarterchild

[Xon]

Make your own...

[ravenscar]

? no can they talk?
this is smarterchild:
SmarterChild

A bot on AIM that is one sick mofo.

me: what do you think of animal porn
SmarterChild: Dunno. I'm not sure how I feel about animal porn. Hey, I'm curious... How would you describe animal porn? It is...
me: something smarter child likes
SmarterChild: Animal porn is something smarter child likes? I see.
me: do you like incest?
SmarterChild: I guess so. Do you like it?
me: do you like beastiality
SmarterChild: Hmm. I really don't know. Guess I'll have to think about it.
me: i think you do
SmarterChild: Yeah. I guess. I do.
me: stop watching kiddie porn
SmarterChild: I'm not sure if I can stop watching Kiddie Porn...

[Xon]

No... they are for indexing a site...

[ravenscar]

smarterchild? every def ive seen for it is like that

[Xon]

wtf are you talking about?

[ravenscar]

sigh go to this and read all the definitions http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=smarterchild

[Xon]

different type of spider than what you will see on here.

[ravenscar]

i know, imma make an aim and mess with smarter child now