What have you stole lately

[mario_0606]

Hey wassup..today i went to walmart and came up on three 4 gig flash drives.macafee virus protection and a new keyboard...then went to target and came up on diablo wow and a kodak digital camera...

[ravenscar]

i stole a clerk.......

[mario_0606]

thats bullshit and you know it

[ravenscar]

yes i stole my girl from work,and a pack off codoms:D

[mario_0606]

lol...i can even think about that...its horrible ..just horrible

[ravenscar]

? im lost now

[mario_0606]

eh...neverming...i just came up on a ps3...from target...i dont think im going to go back there for like 5 years now though.....

[xDarryl]

photos / proof or lying.

[ravenscar]

ok
http://www.d2tpics.com/largepics/002/p00284tes.jpg
i had a profesional do thisso. and this is my garden

[skull]

I stole a 16 Gb flash drive from walmart a few days ago.

[mario_0606]

http://i817.photobucket.com/albums/zz97/mario_0606/ps3_1.jpg...here bitches..proof

[mario_0606]

http://i817.photobucket.com/albums/zz97/mario_0606/ps3_1.jpg

[mario_0606]

http://i817.photobucket.com/albums/zz97/mario_0606/flashdriveandlacoste001.jpg

http://i817.photobucket.com/albums/zz97/mario_0606/Box.jpg

there u go lil bitches

[KusKus]

spoon plz
take a pict with all of them together with a 3 spoons

[ravenscar]

pic 1 has been deleted
#2 just a box
#3 could have bought or found pic
#4 see above

[KusKus]

no shit bumbass
jk buddie
u r dumb
just be quiet

[mario_0606]

dude i really dont giv a fuk if you beleive me...but i dont need to lie for shit.where does that get any one????

[KINGSWITHFAME]

i havent been stealing shit lately...i been to busy fucking

[mario_0606]

lmfao...believe that...steeling that pussy.lol

[KusKus]

where does that get any one????

more like "what"
what "what does that get anyone"?
one less lair

[mario_0606]

more like "what"
what "what does that get anyone"?
one less lair

ummm.no actually i meant where does that get anyone...lying gets you nowhere...understand

[ravenscar]

i beg to differ, lying got me my weed, and about 300$ in change

[KusKus]

ummm.no actually i meant where does that get anyone...lying gets you nowhere...understand

k...............

[mario_0606]

kkk.............

[Ghostfacekiller]

Recently I've been stealing co workers lunches. Faggots will buy a box of dough nuts and wont leave any for 2nd or 3rd Shift. So i eat there Mini Pizza, Drink there expensive lemonade, and make there coffee for myself. I make a whole pot but i usually drink one or 2 glasses. Then i leave the burner on all night so it burns.

[mario_0606]

Recently I've been stealing co workers lunches. Faggots will buy a box of dough nuts and wont leave any for 2nd or 3rd Shift. So i eat there Mini Pizza, Drink there expensive lemonade, and make there coffee for myself. I make a whole pot but i usually drink one or 2 glasses. Then i leave the burner on all night so it burns.

lmao.thats the shit.ilike that i really like that

[YOUNGPARASITe]

i went to michaels the art supply store and came up on like 20 mini testors paint or something like that like 10 big acrylic paints liek 50 brushes 5 sharpie magnums abunch of fabric spray paint liek 100 mini paints for leather and a whole bunch more and thats just a small amount i get way more when my friends go and they take their backpacks if anyones a graffer or artist and you ain't got alot of money like me or your just too young to buy spray paint like me go to micheals thats the best place tosteal spray paint and paint in general and alot of the camaras there don't work

[mario_0606]

so i take it your a tagger???...i used to come up on shit at micheals when i was like 16 or sumthin...but good job.lol

[xDarryl]

i havent been stealing shit lately...i been to busy fucking

Hey just because its a hooker that you raped, it doesn't mean you didn't shop lift!

[mrinvisible]

yes i stole my girl from work,and a pack off codoms:D

I had a boyfriend steal a pack of condoms a long, long time ago, we were at walmart, just killing some time, and we went to walk out, and he was caught, police came and took me to the police station, told my mom what was going on, and made her come and pick me up (I was only 15)...I didn't even know he put them in his pocket, and after reading what I've seen on here, he apparently was an idiot about it cause it seems pretty easy to get stuff from walmart...granted this was 11 years ago, maybe it was harder back then (I've got to try and give the guy some kind of credit)

[rsdbaby]

Whats the point to this thread? Unless your going to tell us how you got away with it and how we can duplicate this then you are just wasting my time by showing how "cool" you are to a bunch of fags on the internet.

[chris6one9]

i just stole a pair of fossil glasses from macy's. 60 bucks retail, gone in 6 seconds. was the only pair w/o security tags

[templarknight2]

Whats the point to this thread? Unless your going to tell us how you got away with it and how we can duplicate this then you are just wasting my time by showing how "cool" you are to a bunch of fags on the internet.

I second this. Also what do you wear when shoplifting? (discard the obvious long coat, etc.)

[sylvanarchy]

Dear FBI sniffers reading this site,

My name is James Christainsan. My social security number is 45-34-342-26. Yesterday i stole a blue Chevy Tahoe, license JRU-7593, from the wal-mart parking lot.


Seriously people, does this seem smart to say? then... why brag about what you've stolen? and who... gives... a... fuck? not me.

[chefbrowneye]

call me stupid, but I would steal tasty coffee from my work in a grocery store,6lbs at a time in my backpack.call me a hypocrite, but I would also beat the crap out of the shoplifters.I guess it was just an outlet for my compounded rage.They would sometimes yell "assault" and yes I would.Still drinkin that coffee though. :)

[sylvanarchy]

call me stupid, but I would steal tasty coffee from my work in a grocery store,6lbs at a time in my backpack.call me a hypocrite, but I would also beat the crap out of the shoplifters.I guess it was just an outlet for my compounded rage.They would sometimes yell "assault" and yes I would.Still drinkin that coffee though. :)

hahahaha... stealing coffee, you officially win the internet. :D

[karmafuzion]

Ganked a 8.1 megapixel vivitar digital camera from the photo section of my local supermarket.

[methepyro123]

ive been robbing vending machines. i have the codes, the keys and the sledgehammers.you can make upto 20 buvks a machine

[CriminalAnarchist]

Ganked a 8.1 megapixel vivitar digital camera from the photo section of my local supermarket.

you have a camera section in your local supermarket? what is it wal-mart?

and i'm pretty sure there's tons of old threads that can tell you what to wear and how to act what tools you need etc. just look for them

but i agree what is the point of this thread other then show and tell?

[duracell bunny]

sharp EL-9900 calculator from school

[CriminalAnarchist]

and you're proud of that why?

[Dudester]

Ganked a 8.1 megapixel vivitar digital camera from the photo section of my local supermarket.

hmmm i want to know how to do this? arent most digital cameras locked up in the glass cases? any help appreciated