skull
August 2nd, 2009, 01:10 AM
I'm posting this to give my method to stealing stuff from stores. I will not go into the moral's of stealing b/c I don't have any. Here's how I do it, I was in Walmart a month ago and decided I needed a portable hard drive to give to my cousin for his graduation party. I took the box under my coat when there was no one around and walked into the bathroom in the store. I went into a stall and dropped my pants so it looked like I was going #2. Then I took out my blade and cut around the security cables, not breaking them for fear of the alarm going off (does the alarm go off? I want to know). I managed to get out the hard drive by cutting some plastic on the inside so it had more room to move and, Presto! it came out. I slipped the hard drive into my pocket in my cargo pants and walked out, but left the box as kind of a "fuck you" to walmart. I bought a mountain dew and then walked out, while playing w/ my cell phone in case the door alarm went off because I heard a rumor they can cause an alarm discharge.
The folowing list is things I've stolen w/ this method, excluding this hard drive:
a 500 GB hard drive, which is in my desk top right now :)
a PCI wireless card
a laptop wireless express card
I also managed to get 2 60 GB laptop hard drives from my school :), but I just took a screw driver into math class a few months back and got em out w/ that.
One tip I always stress is wear cargo pants, but no jacket. employees will expect stolen items to be in a jacket, but not cargo pants (I never wear jeand because I find cargo pants far more practical). Also, carry a multitool w/ you, it helps a lot.
The folowing list is things I've stolen w/ this method, excluding this hard drive:
a 500 GB hard drive, which is in my desk top right now :)
a PCI wireless card
a laptop wireless express card
I also managed to get 2 60 GB laptop hard drives from my school :), but I just took a screw driver into math class a few months back and got em out w/ that.
One tip I always stress is wear cargo pants, but no jacket. employees will expect stolen items to be in a jacket, but not cargo pants (I never wear jeand because I find cargo pants far more practical). Also, carry a multitool w/ you, it helps a lot.