How many times have YOU been Caught?/Most Embarrasing moment being caught

[randomguy949]

Title sums it up all really

For me, I've only been caught once or twice, and those were from minor "raids" in supermarkets, havent been caught for bigger stuff

Cause im Ninja ;)

[Akhyll]

Never been caught, cause I'm a (bloody fucking) paranoid lucky Ninja.

[Palmer]

Honestly- I was caught once when I was about 4 years old... wanted a piece of gum, took a pack from the gas station.
Mom saw it when we were getting in the car, and made me take it back.

The second time I got caught, I was nervous about it and that's when you get caught... when you are actually worried about getting caught.
That was it. but I stopped stealing a long time ago anyways, when I was about 13 years old.
The only reason I stole stuff then, then is because you can't get a job at that age (rarely can, anyways). if any of you are still stealing after 14 years old, you really need to get a job.

[randomguy949]

yeah for sure,you WILL get caught if you think about being caught, or dont have belief in yourself.

[Delano Gutierre]

once wen i was six. schoo just finished so i was at my moms job waiting for her to get off. i took like $40 from th back room and she caught me. thoughti only ook a ouple bucks so i got to keep most of it

[MK_ULTRA]

I was caught once when I was a 16 year old dumbass. It was for a pack of cards which the gas station owner just made me buy. Luckily.

After that I perfected my techniques and was able to get about $3000 worth of shit from various stores (Wal-Mart, Kohls, supermarkets, Steins, Bartz's Party supplies, the list goes on and on) over the course of the next 3 years.

I don't really steal anymore. If you're over 18 and you get busted, the penalties are severe.

If anyone wants a thorough stealing/hustling guide I compiled, PM me.

[illmatic]

Busted stealing beef jerky with a friend when I was a little shorty, prolly like 10-12 years old. My friend started fake crying and saying that we were poor and had no food, hence the theft of the jerky. It was the funniest thing I had seen in my life.

[daniel_decode]

once. my mom caught me taking 140 dollars from her purse. don't flame, i know it's fucked.

[illmatic]

That's totally fucked

[DoG MikkyW]

Hmmm, I got caught pickpocketing once, kind of, the guy looked back at me and thought I was gay. Fail...

[Hebrow]

I was Hyfied up on Coke and i saw the ciggarette display in a wal-mart open...

I jumped the customer service desk, and tried to scoop up as many packs as I could...

the funny thing is I actually managed to get out, but I had to go back in because I left my wallet w/ ID...

[charlee]

The other night i got pulled over, and i said "I aint drank shit".
He let me go too.

[xxxzz]

logical excuse i guesse?

[Dak]

I dont steal. I pick locks. At my local gym I open peoples lockers and organize their stuff into neat little piles and write note showing everyone they have in their locker, signed with a smile. I relock it and walk away.

Never been caught tbh.

[randomguy949]

Haha thats pretty awesome man, theyd be like thinknig WTF, ITS CLEAN?!

But your doing them a good service as well, heck id let you clean my locker :D

[suazio]

stoned off my ass i went to school early, and waited in the gym for class.
it was saturday.

[Dak]

Haha thats pretty awesome man, theyd be like thinknig WTF, ITS CLEAN?!

But your doing them a good service as well, heck id let you clean my locker :D

I normally stick around to watch. they flip shit :D

[suazio]

its kinda like "i can do this, you dont know who i am, watch who you mess with."
awesome

[obnoxiousnickname]

stoned off my ass i went to school early, and waited in the gym for class.
it was saturday.

Love it just fuckin love it

[ripmeidc]

I dont steal. I pick locks. At my local gym I open peoples lockers and organize their stuff into neat little piles and write note showing everyone they have in their locker, signed with a smile. I relock it and walk away.

Never been caught tbh.

thats fricken weird

[suazio]

not really, id do the same if i were a member of a gym. cept id prob swap peoples shit with another locker.

[Dak]

not really, id do the same if i were a member of a gym. cept id prob swap peoples shit with another locker.

i thought about that, but i dont want to fuck people over so much as scare the shit out of them. Nothing scares people more then realizing security is a sad illusion. If someone wants in, they get in.

[suazio]

yea but if you get cought, think about the conversation the cops are going to have. "so... wait... what was he doing?"

"well we cought him cleaning otherpeoples lockers."

"ya know.... sometimes i wonder about this generation...."

[Dak]

yea but if you get cought, think about the conversation the cops are going to have. "so... wait... what was he doing?"

"well we cought him cleaning otherpeoples lockers."

"ya know.... sometimes i wonder about this generation...."

lol i can picture the conversation with the cop also,

"So son what exactly did you do"

"well sir, I noticed that this man's valuables were poorly protected, so I thought i would do him a kind deed and alert him of such faults and leave him a note in his locker, as well as clean up his poorly organized belongings"

"........oh.....well.....ermm...right"

lol

[suazio]

i wonder if they'd slap a trespassin charge on ya, or if theyd just make you seek psych-eval.

[FinallyFree]

well i've stolen from this one supermarket more times than i can count and it was so easy i just took whatever and walked clear out the door got away with 24 packs of cokes n alot of other shit but got i guess you could say confronted by workers there 3 times first time got started calling at me in parking lot i just ran 2nd time lady came up to me when i had whole bunch of shit said if i paid for it i stood there and lied my ass off then she asked me to go in with her i was like "alright ill lets go" walked 2 steps she was behind me i dropped it all spun around and she grabbed onto my jacket brushed it off and ran heard and 3rd time got caught by secret shopper just begged to let me go and he did haha sorry for the such long story

[CriminalAnarchist]

i got caught by some lady at walmart i stuffed a jacket into my purse she saw me and yelled at me "stealings a sin!" then ran off to get a manager but i ran out of the store so it ddnt get in to much trouble...i was...like 15 and insanely bored.

[yummycars321]

never been caught and been doing it for years