Need help getting back at a teacher

[JoshIryshe]

Recently my friends ran for student body office as a slate and it was all good till they gave their speechs in which my buddy Matt said to "not vote for DIC.............TATOR", and coincidently our principal's name is Dick and he took this as a nasty comment so he had his douchebag assistant principle throw him off the ballot, even though thwasere has been ample protest, so i was wondering if anyone had any ideas to fuck with my AP(assistant principle),this is made funnier by the fact that our school supposedly has a CONSTITUTION, and students have rights(which is all bullshit), recently some kids had a sit-in protest and it was stopped by this guy with a threat of expulsion, any ideas would be appreciated

[duckiemonster]

um...you could get everybody to talk to the school board and sign a petition saying that the assistant principal is unethical and bypasses the school constitution...or...you could slowly dismantle the school by everyday unscrewing desks, chairs, whiteboards, etc...have everyone be 15 minutes late for class as a protest, post flyers with scandalous rumors about the AP, etc...use ur imagination and dont get caught

[creubend]

i personally like the dismantle idea. then leave all the screws around the ap car so that way he wouldnt be able to go anywhere

[Dracus124]

just thumbtacks on the chair.

[MaruaderFox]

Spray paint+Car

[skittleskitten]

find out where he lives, follow his ass home, then just run periodic missions of mayhem in the night... pop his tires, break his windows, that kinda shit, becareful for cameras after the first run though cuz they got more money than a teacher and hate kids more probably too

[Deadorburied]

Get into his office and glue erotic pleasure devices (sex toys) to everything, leave dead animals anywhere he is (office, car, house etc.), get into his comp and look for a virus that gives him a rick roll (annoying video), Thermite the doors to his house, tear gas in his heating/cooling system, hang his pets (if he has any) from trees. Don't hurt animals though lmao

[purpley]

I agree with him ^

[InsanelyMad]

id just find out where he lives, tp his house, egg it, fork it. and do it continually

[Maggotsfriend]

Fail all your grades so it reflects on your teachers teaching abilities you spineless weasel.

[uavplane]

smoke bomb in his classroom when only hes in there and at break

[BabyDinosaur]

to get him back, you should break into the school one day and move his whole office out into the front yard of the school. Or if that is to difficult try to get a whole school skip day going and waste his fucking time

[xxxzz]

shoot him with a paintball gun from where he cant see u/wont know its you

[BabyDinosaur]

no you have to make it so they know that its you but they cant prove anything

[punkassbitch]

Take a massive shit on his desk.

[Kirtappp]

...and then put all of his books on top of it.

[Lexxay926]

Fail all your grades so it reflects on your teachers teaching abilities you spineless weasel.

Hahaha don't fail anything that would just be hurting yourself. I say you should get a petition that has everyone who would've voted for your friend signature on it. Present it to the VP and smile sarcasticly as your representation of the student body overpowers his meager attempt to shatter your friends integrity.