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pyrex
March 30th, 2009, 02:58 PM
I know there are other threads on this but i cant be bothered reading them. I watched this programme on the history channel yesterday about this prophet who lived in the 1600s who said the world is gunna end in 2012. He also predicted christ would come back in that year. Sounds lie bullshit to me but he predicted one thing thats true. During 2012 theres gunna be 3 eclipses. They also said on the programme that 2012 is when the mayan calendar ends. Anyway...What do YOU think?
deathlord888
March 30th, 2009, 05:22 PM
ya they can predict eclipse down to the minute so that is not a big deal
AssRot
March 30th, 2009, 05:24 PM
I call bullshit.
WeirdD
March 30th, 2009, 11:17 PM
we already have one of these
methtownblue
March 31st, 2009, 11:43 PM
Notice how the Mayans weren't able to keep track past the digits "12/12/12".
This, along with all of the other scares like with date "6/6/06" and the backmasked Stairway to Heaven, are just hoaxes to get a rise out of people. If the world is going to end, it definetely won't be on a date that is anywhere near what the Mayans predicted.
pyrex
April 1st, 2009, 11:58 PM
6/6/06 was obviously just paranoia though because its the supposed number of the devil
methtownblue
April 4th, 2009, 07:20 PM
6/6/06 was obviously just paranoia though because its the supposed number of the devil
No kidding. I distinctly remember a girl in my eighth grade class genuinely asking if the world was going to end on that day. I didn't want to make her feel stupid, so I didn't say anything other than "no".
N0M4N
April 8th, 2009, 04:18 PM
i don't give a shit. even if i's tru, i still wouldn't care.
EazymuthaphukkinE
May 10th, 2009, 07:30 PM
3 Solar Eclipses??? Cause if that happend theres definatly something wrong haha?
I dunno man theres lots of stuff relating to 2012 too.
Wern't a meteor meant to hit earth around then too?
N0M4N
May 12th, 2009, 02:09 PM
someone told me the magnetic poles would change sides or something, and we would all fall off of the earth XD
that would be awesome.
gheox
May 12th, 2009, 02:32 PM
i d like that to see the end of the world woww i would do whatever i want
drsteeze
May 12th, 2009, 03:38 PM
if you believe in Christ then you read the bible which would tell you that
"no one knows when Jesus will come back"
CrazyCory564
May 12th, 2009, 03:45 PM
someone told me the magnetic poles would change sides or something, and we would all fall off of the earth XD
that would be awesome.
We wouldn't fall off of the earth. It's magnetic poles have been changing since the earth was formed. It's a natural occurrence.
Wolkkkk
May 31st, 2009, 07:30 AM
He didn`t predict shit. Just read his stuff. It`s awful. I can do that.
2012 my ass. Life on earth will end when the sausages,beer and money end.
The people who are obessed with Nostradamus make shit out of his work even if theres nothing in there.
rimmellondon27
June 4th, 2009, 03:12 PM
i think its all a cover up so the government can kill us all and take over the world it the mother fuckin government they just let that air on tv so ppl can think its other shit than the govement really tryin to lure ppl in thier lies and babble
THE NEW WORLD ORDER CHECK OUT ALEX JONES CHECK OUT INFOWARS.COM,WE ARE CHANG.ORG, CHECK IT OUT PPL!!!!!!!!!!!
Wolkkkk
June 26th, 2009, 05:41 PM
i dont like Alex Jones. He makes silly things too serious. Bohemian grove rituals..lol.
TriggerHappyTV
June 27th, 2009, 07:01 PM
hmm, i say we all get rly high on thta day so it dosent matter
stageninja91
July 8th, 2009, 11:41 PM
i personally think the mayans just got tired n said "well fuck this, my arm is tired, we are two thousand years ahead, we can add more on when we get there"
xxxzz
July 14th, 2009, 09:43 PM
complete utter bullshit.
people have been predicting days the world will end for centuries
e.g 6/6/6, y2k, 6 day war in israel.
its all pure bullshit, pure utter bullshit
you know whats gonna happen 12/12/12. nothing
then they will make up another useless date.
it never stops.
alucard621
July 14th, 2009, 10:39 PM
as far fetched as it may be, i'm hoping for some sort of zombie apocalypse :3
edit: and how the fuck.. fall off the earth? thats the stupidest shit. even if there were no gravity (in general, not just earth, because gravity can't just up and fucking leave. its against the law, yo d; ), we would just float, we wouldn't fall anywhere. use some fucking common sense.
pyrex
July 22nd, 2009, 11:45 AM
i think its all a cover up so the government can kill us all and take over the world it the mother fuckin government they just let that air on tv so ppl can think its other shit than the govement really tryin to lure ppl in thier lies and babble
THE NEW WORLD ORDER CHECK OUT ALEX JONES CHECK OUT INFOWARS.COM,WE ARE CHANG.ORG, CHECK IT OUT PPL!!!!!!!!!!!
.........no..........your an idiot........
oh by the way phoenixfire added the racist tag so just ignore it.
anyone watched the movie 2012?....its shit.....the acting makes me laugh
rimmellondon27
July 23rd, 2009, 09:11 AM
.........no..........your an idiot........
oh by the way phoenixfire added the racist tag so just ignore it.
anyone watched the movie 2012?....its shit.....the acting makes me laugh
i dont care if you dont believe my beliefs and calling me stupid is stupid in itsself no one really know whats gonna fuckin happen they are all just thoerys and wonders im not stupid and im a really cool person so i didnt do shit to u so go ahead and stick your dick or dildo up ur fuckin ass:cool:
michigandalf
July 23rd, 2009, 12:46 PM
I've been wondering if this, in any way, relates to Terrence Mckenna's Timewave Zero? I know little about either but maybe somebody more knowledgeable could help me out.
Also, I'm not concerned if it's the end of the world. Things like this happen but I don't think that it will be.
Palmer
July 23rd, 2009, 04:32 PM
Notice how the Mayans weren't able to keep track past the digits "12/12/12".
This, along with all of the other scares like with date "6/6/06" and the backmasked Stairway to Heaven, are just hoaxes to get a rise out of people. If the world is going to end, it definetely won't be on a date that is anywhere near what the Mayans predicted.
Just saw this post... and I don't think 6/06/2006 is really the Devil's number... ;)
That was pretty much a bunch of retarded kids saying that because of the movie that came out on that day... forgot what it was called... but yeah, everyone that flipped out about that was probably about 12 to 14 years old- possibly even younger.
alucard621
July 23rd, 2009, 04:53 PM
Just saw this post... and I don't think 6/06/2006 is really the Devil's number... ;)
That was pretty much a bunch of retarded kids saying that because of the movie that came out on that day... forgot what it was called... but yeah, everyone that flipped out about that was probably about 12 to 14 years old- possibly even younger.
The Omen :P
N0M4N
July 23rd, 2009, 09:28 PM
edit: and how the fuck.. fall off the earth? thats the stupidest shit. even if there were no gravity (in general, not just earth, because gravity can't just up and fucking leave. its against the law, yo d; ), we would just float, we wouldn't fall anywhere. use some fucking common sense.
like i said, it was a friend of mine.
badwolf
July 29th, 2009, 01:20 PM
someone told me the magnetic poles would change sides or something, and we would all fall off of the earth XD
that would be awesome.
HAHA, lol. The magnetic poles change every 25,000 years or so, the only side effects would be a mix up on compasses. If you apply some critical thinking skills, you'd realise we'd only fall of the planet if there were no gravity for some reason.
Regarding 'predicting' the end of the Earth; I have a book filled with infallible scientific evidence that the world will end in 1999.... yeah.
You may be able to twist his ambigious verses into something that resembles 9/11 or the boxing day tsunami, but actual predictions? Nah.
pyrex
July 29th, 2009, 01:26 PM
i dont care if you dont believe my beliefs and calling me stupid is stupid in itsself no one really know whats gonna fuckin happen they are all just thoerys and wonders im not stupid and im a really cool person so i didnt do shit to u so go ahead and stick your dick or dildo up ur fuckin ass:cool:
alright , alright, calm down... the doctor will be along any minute with your meds... and your anger managment has been scheduled for next tuesdayXD HAVe A NICE DAY :p
Resilience
August 1st, 2009, 08:17 AM
Before the longcount calendar there was a 52 year calendar. Then they went to the long count calendar which ends on 12/21/12. Now because it ends on that date, people think somehow the world <as we know it> is going to end.
I'm sure you all know this.
Now this doesn't necessarily mean we all die, for example there is the theory that it becomes a new era, the era of "enlightenment".
Though you'd think that the mayans get that when the calendar ends you just go to the new one...
skull
August 1st, 2009, 10:44 AM
Some people say an alien planet will come in contact with earth and reptilian humanoids will come to earth to rule us on December 21 2012. I'd believe that less than if Barack Hussein Obama said he'd build a death star.
EmbrExcell
August 4th, 2009, 06:12 AM
All I can say is that I don't believe that the world will end.
I wish it would, and all you fuckers died horrible painful deaths, but it wont.
So help, if it does I'm not sure whether I'll be too busy shitting brix to be happy, or not..
Ignis_Divine
August 4th, 2009, 07:27 AM
I always heard it was a period of change. Not the world ending but our way of thought ending and changing for something new. Isn't Shadowrun based off 2012?
ravenscar
September 7th, 2009, 12:43 AM
no more votes!!!!! the world will end, and thats that. there aint no stopping it if its your time,so deal with it
rimmellondon27
September 7th, 2009, 05:50 PM
okay so whatever if the worlds gonna end then whatever i thought this thred was for all ppl and all beliefs but since im retarded and stupid then i wont say shit about this thred again...sorry for bothering ppl!
pyrex
September 16th, 2009, 12:00 PM
okay so whatever if the worlds gonna end then whatever i thought this thred was for all ppl and all beliefs but since im retarded and stupid then i wont say shit about this thred again...sorry for bothering ppl!
Yes,yes you are a retard correct.
Bye Bye:)
SudanRed
September 17th, 2009, 07:51 PM
i, for one, think some crazy shit's gonna go down in 2012. i saw this crop circle that depicted the exact alignment of all the planets in our solar system on 12/23/2012. or maybe it was 12/21/2012. one of those two... i forget which, but if you're interested enough just do a little research and you're bound to find it somewhere online. it wasn't some crazy jazz about the planets lining up or something; it was just a diagram of how our solar system is going to look on that day, drawn out in a crop circle... as if our ET homies were showing us that that date is going to be significant.
but i'm not afraid. and you shouldn't be, either. because they WANT you to be afraid, because everyone knows that fear is the best way to control the masses. i'm very much looking forward to whatever is going to happen. it might be something apocalyptic, it might not. one way to find out, right?
Restless soul
September 18th, 2009, 05:35 PM
Lol, I remember one Simpsons episode, where Homer got some disease that will kill him in a day. And he goes to mr Burns to say that he is an asshole, then sits in his armchair with beer and falls asleep. Guess what? He wakes up alive tomorrow and gets fired xD
Sardonic Smile
September 23rd, 2009, 05:05 PM
If you don't think ANYTHING is going to happen 2012, you're dead wrong. People are panicking already and there are more and more conspiracy theorists springing up all over the place. Theyre ALREADY hoarding food/ammo.
What do you think is gonna happen a few months before December 21st? There will be a complete food shortage at the very least. This will cause robberies, rioting, etc..
I also think a few minor terrorist attacks will happen around the 21st. I don't believe in the Mayan prophecy, and I don't believe it will be as bad as some scientists are saying it could be.
iwanttokillyou
October 21st, 2009, 11:17 PM
tool acually predicted this so... go suck my dick
Kirtappp
October 21st, 2009, 11:19 PM
Actually, it is scientific fact that over the years of earth's existence the magnetic poles have switched polarity many times. It is evidinced in the iron bits on the layers under the sea, and the way they are oriented as the layers go down. Look it up. It's pretty interesting. So, if they did switch polarity again, it wouldn't be a big deal, because they've done that before.
ravenscar
October 21st, 2009, 11:30 PM
something will happen,and imma sit back and laugh as humanitys trangressions tear us apart piece by peice.
EmbrExcell
October 21st, 2009, 11:32 PM
That's true. The polarity of the earth causes metals to point in different directions as they settle on the ocean floor, and it can be observed easily in the form of different colors of stripes in the sand near under water volcanoes. It's shown pretty clearly in the diagram below.
http://www.moorlandschool.co.uk/earth/earth_science/magnetic_stripes_anomalies_jpeg.gif
ravenscar
October 21st, 2009, 11:41 PM
true, but wouldnt a chgange in polarity need a large disruption in the feild? and wont that cause a massive emp wave across the upper north hemisphere and lower southern hemisphere?not to mention the smaller one that would emenate around the equator
EmbrExcell
October 21st, 2009, 11:46 PM
Uhm.. No...? Not really. And even so, that's pretty irrelevant seeing as this event only occurs large amounts of time apart. Not sure how much time, but certainly not enough for it to happen in the relatively short (By Earth standards) time humans have been alive, if it is so devastating.
ravenscar
October 21st, 2009, 11:52 PM
a massive emp wave would fry anything with electricity running throu it beyond repair. considering only 75(average) large electrical tranformers are build each year (due to there cost) and at rough estiment at least thousands of them will fry like crawdads, we would be sent back to the stone age. relevant enough?
EmbrExcell
October 21st, 2009, 11:54 PM
You forget. You're saying this on an Anarchist (Well, kind of) website. The only thing that wave would make me sad about is the fact that it didn't kill off politicians as well.
ravenscar
October 21st, 2009, 11:59 PM
and, anyone with an electric heart stimulator will instantly die, cars alternators will be`shot all to hell, any aircraft in the air will crash or if by chance the backup systems boot in time, be lost. poeple will panic, trampleing others in there haste,hospitals will be inoperable. now do you see ?
EDIT:opps i spent to much time lollygagin over herbal tea
EmbrExcell
October 22nd, 2009, 12:11 AM
I'm afraid I don't see the tragedy there. Anyways, there wouldn't be that powerful of an EMP wave just from the poles reversing really. At least from the information I've heard on the subject.
ravenscar
October 22nd, 2009, 12:20 AM
well im basing my theory off of a history channel show and an article my mom sent me,wish i could find it.
ps: DAMN this tea s***ls good
Kirtappp
October 22nd, 2009, 12:25 AM
As long as we are sitting here, the magnetic field is slowly reversing. It's something that occurs constantly, and extre***y gradually, such as how the moon moves away from the earth slowly by a fraction of a fraction of a percent each year.
EmbrExcell
October 22nd, 2009, 12:26 AM
What kind of tea do you have Raven? I was having peppermint rum tea a while ago. Man is that stuff good.
hdeuce
October 22nd, 2009, 12:27 AM
There would be no eMp because its a magnetic force at work not an electro magnetic force Electo magnets are manmade.
Kirtappp
October 22nd, 2009, 12:29 AM
Exactly, because that's an entirely different type of force.
EmbrExcell
October 22nd, 2009, 12:30 AM
Cool story brah. I was never very interesting in sciences.
Kirtappp
October 22nd, 2009, 12:32 AM
I'm more into electronics and stuff like that but I know the basics of a lot of things.
EmbrExcell
October 22nd, 2009, 12:33 AM
Well, I'm three.
ravenscar
October 22nd, 2009, 12:35 AM
What kind of tea do you have Raven? I was having peppermint rum tea a while ago. Man is that stuff good.
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