The weirdest place you've ever had sex

[remadon1]

This should foster some good discussion

Whats the weirdest places you've ever had sex



if you say airplane or elevator its been done before

[a2thae]

Mile high club ftw!

I'd say the "weirdest" though would be on the beach late at night.

[Akhyll]

On the top of Eiffel Tower. And in a church. I felt Jesus behind me. :D

[methtownblue]

I'm sure the experience must have been holy and immaculate. lol

The strangest place I've done it has to be at my school, after classes were over. Who knew after-school activities could be so much fun?

[remadon1]

Trampoline wile raining

and do you know the tents with the dividers in them yea in one of them with people in all the other sections

[gentle pastor]

I've never really done it in a strange place, unless an old empty kombi that's been converted into a bed counts.

[methtownblue]

You mean like a shaggin wagon? I want to try that to see if its really worth the hype. Just remember, once this van-is-a-rocking don't come-a-knocking.

[remadon1]

sweet idea

ill consider it

[antifa_beth]

in an empty beer tent set-up for a Snow Patrol (tossers) gig the next day in the park in Bangor, NI. Not very exciting I know, but Im workin on it, haha!

[ItsAPoorlyKeptSecret]

I'd say the "weirdest" though would be on the beach late at night.

Just checkin, your name isnt Chuck is it?? haha

for the record beaches sucks for sex. its not bad but it sucks.

Yea I have to say there are to many "wierd" places. Public sure but not wierd. Someone define "wierd" in this case.

Also who the hell beat me to my tag "itsy was here 09'" I just got here and it was there, how could I be here if I wasnt here yet!?! Who was it?

[Ghostfacekiller]

in a van at Chuckie cheese

[charlee]

Well, it was weird to me. Spring break 2 or three years ago. Lots of liquor, lots of beer. Weed. The works. Bunkbed, the bottom bunk was like double the size of the top bunk. 4 guys, 3 girls(no it wasn't an orgy, and very close to the line). So i begin on the bottom bunk with this girl, her friend, and my buddy were also on the bottom bunk getting close do doin the deed, while my other buddy, and the girls other friend start gettin busy on the top bunk.

We were all drunk, the other dude was left out, he sat on the couch and watched family guy. Best pussy i ever had yet.

[a2thae]

Name's not chuck. It was skullcandy.

wait...

Skullcandy = itsy?

[Underwaterfellow]

In some camp by a lake in the aquatics storage shed.

[tmz]

hannaford's (grocery store).

[Boss Bacalao]

I'm a virgin.

[AssRot]

I'm a virgin.

Cool same here. We should have sex

[Boss Bacalao]

Cool same here. We should have sex

You're probably a rapist hacker and have tracked down my location and are coming here right now to rape me... wtf...

[AssRot]

You're probably a rapist hacker and have tracked down my location and are coming here right now to rape me... wtf...

I'm sorry you had to find out this way

[Ghostfacekiller]

You're probably a rapist hacker and have tracked down my location and are coming here right now to rape me... wtf...

you still lose your virginity

[Mercury]

I have a friend who did it in an insane asylum... she said it was pretty weird. Her ex was in there for OD'ing? I guess... so when she visited him, they fucked in his room.

But the weirdest place I've done it was in school, on the thing they put the lunch on, if you know what I'm talking about. I got mashed potatoes all over my knees.

But it's not as weird as the time I masturbated in a pool full of girls, hoping to get them all pregnant. But I was young and didn't count on the chlorine killing my fishies :(

[methtownblue]

Trying to get a bunch of girls pregnant in a pool? Whatever, your sperm would look more like tadpoles, not "fishies", anyway. Still, that was a rather half-baked idea you had.

[Chiri]

You tried to get a bunch of chicks pregnant by jacking off in a pool? That's friggin priceless ahahah. I laughed at that. A lot. You made my day man.

[remadon1]

i thought it was cool as hell
un realistic
but cool nonetheless

[charlee]

Very original.

[Kasnia]

Just checkin, your name isnt Chuck is it?? haha

for the record beaches sucks for sex. its not bad but it sucks.

Yea I have to say there are to many "wierd" places. Public sure but not wierd. Someone define "wierd" in this case.

Also who the hell beat me to my tag "itsy was here 09'" I just got here and it was there, how could I be here if I wasnt here yet!?! Who was it?

I'm with Itsy on the beach thing. You'd get sand in all of the places you reeeeally don't want.


And also, define weird. Some of these aren't really "weird" to me. I think "outgoing" would be the word I'd use for most of these.

[freetibet]

But it's not as weird as the time I masturbated in a pool full of girls, hoping to get them all pregnant. But I was young and didn't count on the chlorine killing my fishies :(

Haha i can just imagine some girl trying to explain how she got pregnant swimming at the public pool

[Kasnia]

Haha i can just imagine some girl trying to explain how she got pregnant swimming at the public pool

You'd be surprised. It actually happens.

[a2thae]

I have a friend who did it in an insane asylum... she said it was pretty weird. Her ex was in there for OD'ing? I guess... so when she visited him, they fucked in his room.

But the weirdest place I've done it was in school, on the thing they put the lunch on, if you know what I'm talking about. I got mashed potatoes all over my knees.

But it's not as weird as the time I masturbated in a pool full of girls, hoping to get them all pregnant. But I was young and didn't count on the chlorine killing my fishies :(

hahahaha you're an asshole. I should warn you, but that was funny as hell.

[Mercury]

Trying to get a bunch of girls pregnant in a pool? Whatever, your sperm would look more like tadpoles, not "fishies", anyway. Still, that was a rather half-baked idea you had.

I just like to call them my "fishies" I guess =D

I know I'm an asshole. I hate it too :(

[freetibet]

I know I'm an asshole. I hate it too :(

I don't know if that was supposed to be funny or not... but i sure got a kick out of it lol

[noshy]

LOL!!! nice try with the pool bro

Weirdest place? I would say that paintball feild but every player (no pun intended) has done it there so I'll have to choose my mates bed with him asleep next to us

[twenglish1]

i came close to having sex in a movie theater, but coming close doesn't count

[skullcandy]

Waiiiit, i'm not allowed to post itsy's classy "itsy was here 09' " tag? Damn, the bullshit queen has beaten me.

Weirdest place? hmmmmmm..... Does the creekwood nature area count?

[freetibet]

I had sex while bungie jumping!

[skullcandy]

that sounds, PAINFULL.

[freetibet]

ya i know, and we weren't even doing anal...

having sex sky diving is less painful.

[tmz]

my new goal in life is to have sex while bungee jumping and/or skydiving.

[twenglish1]

i am still i virgin but skydiving is one think i definitely need to do in my life time, and having sex while skydiving would probably be the greatest thing ever(for me at least)

[freetibet]

i am still i virgin but skydiving is one think i definitely need to do in my life time, and having sex while skydiving would probably be the greatest thing ever(for me at least)

ya, it would suck if you hit yourself in the face with your own cum though... cuz you'd get it in the face with your own jizz going like 100mph.

[twenglish1]

maybe sex while skydiving isn't such a good idea

[tmz]

i feel liek it would still be an epic experience

[twenglish1]

yah it would, but before you deploy the parachutes you will need to make sure you move far away from each other so you don't get tangled up, or you could share a parachute and hold onto each other

[tmz]

i think sharing would work best. you just have to make sure you're all strapped together wicked good

[skullcandy]

But would you have enough time to finish before landing?

[DJT]

I just read every post on this topic from first to last and practically cried i laughed so hard... Anyway, weirdest place would have to be either on my girlfriends roof (We were looking at stars and i had to spice it up a little), under a b***** near my school, or in the changing room at victoria's secret :).

[MissTruant]

Definately in a church was the weirdest.
Really worth it though, I'd suggest it.

[ramalamafafafa]

i think sharing would work best. you just have to make sure you're all strapped together wicked good

Tandem skydiving is a common thing ;).

[a2thae]

I actually was going to try to have sex while skydiving...you don't have a lot of time.

[freetibet]

another cool place to have sex would be in space. Because the chicks tits would be all floaty and shit... lol

I actually was going to try to have sex while skydiving...you don't have a lot of time.

well thats why you start in the plane, and finish after you've jumped.

[DJT]

That would be my kind of bumper-sticker: "I Blew My Load At 32,000 Feet!"

Omg dude, that would be priceless! lol

[ashley92]

on top of a car

[N0M4N]

That would be my kind of bumper-sticker: "I Blew My Load At 32,000 Feet!"

I'm totally gonna get a sticker like that :D
i lol-ed at pretty much every post. too bad im a virgin :(

[deltablow]

Hmmm...skydiving , me not sure if you'd have time to put clothes on again , before you get arrested by some jack-ass for public indecency...

And... What happens for the people below? An unwanted shower perhaps?

[twenglish1]

or the people above you, if you are falling and release something it will fly up really fast(could be dangerous)

[noshy]

or the people above you, if you are falling and release something it will fly up really fast(could be dangerous)
Surly it just falls at a slower rate than you so it looks like it flies up real quick?

[Maggotsfriend]

Primary school field 11:50 at night.

[Slawter]

one of the window washing platforms at my dads work. haha

[tommy labryinth]

one of the window washing platforms at my dads work. haha

was the aforementioned dad present?
I hope not.

[Slawter]

Haha, no, i wasn't serious. I'm a virgin. but wouldnt that be awesome to do it there?

[EazymuthaphukkinE]

Haha, no, i wasn't serious. I'm a virgin. but wouldnt that be awesome to do it there?
How can you be a virgin at 19!?

Anyway in my mom's room.

[Akhyll]

A new one !! On a ship, nothing else than sea and waves who give you the beat, that's great !!

[selfishyouth]

middle of the road outside my house at about 3am. one of the most frightening experiences of my life and it kicked ass. coincidentally we moved to the public pool in the park on my street to finish. the cement absolutely wrecked us, we both got cut up pretty badly.

[hardman]

I would have to say the weirdest place ive had sex would be in front of my girls house at like 10pm on the hood of my car with her parents inside (father and step-mom).....

[Slawter]

How can you be a virgin at 19!?

Anyway in my mom's room.

18 actually, when i signed up i thought u had to be 18 so i put that. anyway, i just am. but this summer im gonna tear my girl up every chance i get. not to sound rude though

[Wolkkkk]

Infront of all the schools in this crappy wannabe city.

One thing comes to mind. It wasnt really the place that was weird but the moment. So i was fucking in my girlfriends room - long ago. And her mother starts to fuck with her boyfriend in the next room and her brother starts to fuck his girlfriend in the next room. Our room being in the middle it got a little weird. Didn`t stop me though. Always ready for some competition

[MissNymph]

In my high schools' library.

[pntballer5634]

gfs house in her moms bed

[rimmellondon27]

i have fucked with this guy in an abandoned house it was some old persons house rumor has it she died and when the ambulance took her to the hospital she nerver left her ass was already dead noone EVER came to claim her belongings.

[rimmellondon27]

so but thats the wierdest place ive ever had sex at lol man it was so long of sex trial i thought id never walk again that guy was a beast!!! hehehelol

[Cannon D]

is having sex in a porta potty on a hot day count?

[Xon]

are you serious!!! I mean that is some nasty shit right there...

[AssRot]

is having sex in a porta potty on a hot day count?

I call bullshit. No man on earth could hold a chubby in such an environment

[Xon]

Yes, I agree...

[Cannon D]

well what if I said both persons were drunk?

[Xon]

Nah, still not going for it.

[Delitta]

let us see..well ok ive done it in: yeah me my friend and 2 girls went a night out he was in the car with the girl an xterra so next to where we were parked was a golf club with a nice looking tree so i said hi mr tree and uh there was this lame fence that u dint really need to climb so i said why not..so yeah there..the cops came though and said do you habla espaniol and i go...Si hahah

k once in a high class hotel 11 floor i liked that one, also on this one its the same night as the golf club..cuz we got interrupted he and the other girl were on a bed like 2-3 steps away from mine...we didnt see eachother f ing though we were under the blankets...cept when we both coincidenlty got head at the same time XD we just stared nod smiled and give eachother the thumbs up hahahaha it was hilarious

almost one in a bri dge.a clean bri dge..but the cops came XD lol and they started laughin and im like why are they laughing...turns out there was a guy in the chair next to us a couple of yards away watching us...somehow we didnt notices..hehe somehow if u know what i mean...so instead of taking us to the station they took him and they said u should at least do it under the bri dge...guess what i did HAAA as i said it was a clean bri dge next to the sea and a little river..it was nice

what surprises me is that these were all nice girls..i no know igf many girls are jsut like that or do i have that effect on them

also i have done it in my gfs house well xgf pretty much everywhere cept fot the bathroom downstairs and closets so,,,and i dont really have afetiche or anything...i just...well the fire starts where it sparks i guess :)

UHH i just remembered one time in one of those places where the coastguards sits it was like a little tree house on the beach

this other time we were in a weekend vacation in a hotel and one xgf tagged alone and haha we ddint even did it in a room lol there was this corner where everybody could just bump out outta nowhere but was dark..so yeah the guard passes on a bicycle ..said nothing..but we stopped anyways..and actually that was good cuz..she was kinda in her days so...i went all ninj aback to the room..where some cousins and aunt where but made it back to the bathroom safely tried to washed it...it..well...it helped hahahah thnk god i was wearing a brown short

so if anybody could point out the weirdest i would apreciate it

[1 inch dick]

Most of these have been drunken moments, but here are a few:

Back in the day i railed an X g/f in a highly visable park. Pedestrians were walkin by and this chick is just sittin on top of me with her skirt blocking the goods from the public eye so the cops didnt say anything

Commin back from bars half way shit faced,i like railing girls in taxi cabs. I use this one taxi cab driver that gives me a free ride if i turn the chick around so he can see her goods.

Busted a nut on a a long board at 1 or 2 in the mornin during a hot summer night in the beautiful pacific ocean. I made the ocean a little more salty that night when she jumped back in the water:rolleyes:

I used to work at home depot at one time. Behind the carpet isles and the hardwood floor isle, there was a hidden area to work on the rotating carpet machines. I laid down a bunch of carpet back there and had my own personal love bed that chicks used to come to when i had my break. That was one of my favorites

[a2thae]

A fucking portapotty? damn...

[BlAcCbArBi3101]

Well my strangest places where:
On top if a car
On a washing machine
In a train late night
In a park and
more cuz i was high

[barbies_still_blazin]

in a snow bank ,, dont ask lol : P

[piratemonkey]

church play ground

[Xon]

cemetery... (we couldn't make it home in time... ;) )

[kidinabarrel]

i once had sex in a pool... and got caught... and once had sex outside in the county on a field i fucked on a boat :P in the bathroom yeah thats bout it

[jmw1lson]

under pool table at arcade place on vacation
fuckin 5th grade first gf

[warderohell]

I gotta say in the back of a moving truck.
at the dentists office
my aunts car when she was shopping
in a boat on a lake after i was done i caught a fish
back of a bar in the corner it was dark
guess thats a couple got more though...:cool:

[Cake]

Under the bleachers at my school during a pep rally. i was FULL of spirit after

[Xon]

Ha ha ha... nice cake..

I fucked my wife last night in the military's locker room. That one was different.

[Palmer]

That could be fun. =D

I guess the only weird things I've done weren't really full-blown sex...
just things like a blowjob in the movie theater [you don't actually expect me to WATCH that Harry Potter crap, do you?] and a handjob on the city bus- in the middle of the day.

Plus once at the mall in the family-room bathroom.
Some guy walked in the "waiting" part of the family room, and looked at my friend that was in there and asked, "Oh, is there another 'family' in there?" like he was hinting to it.
... he was pissed. After I walked out with another person, and he had been wating for about an hour, he gave me a really evil look. xD

[hazzard]

on a toilet

[Ninjaofdeth]

the weirdest i did wasnt a place but an action. i had sex while walking from the shower to the bed. harder than one might think haha

havent had sex anywhere that was a weird location though

fingered a girl under a blanket next to get friend who was also under the blanket, but we think she didnt notice (but everyone's done that)

so yeah...i guess sex while walking wins for me

oh and i feel sorry for all the little virgins :P

[Xon]

oh and i feel sorry for all the little virgins :P

Wtf is that supposed to mean?

[belladonna09]

...on the side of the road...on my front steps.....

[hdeuce]

on belladonnas front steps

[Slawter]

Wtf is that supposed to mean?

Might have been aimed at me and a few others. but theres no reason to feel sorry, im cool w/ it.

[harshmaster]

the weirdest place ive ever had sex in is ON THE INTERNET lol not really, it was in a bathroom at conoco with sex sprayed all over the walls, but what freaked me out was that under each sex, it said pregnant under it and,(now say this in your head in an indian accent)"i am sorry you are too young to purchase these condoms" so........... yall get the picture right?

[Xon]

Might have been aimed at me and a few others. but theres no reason to feel sorry, im cool w/ it.

so I take it you are a virgin?

[Ninjaofdeth]

xon, what i was saying is that i feel bad they they have not experienced such an epic experience

that is all

[Xon]

you call sex epic? You really need to get laid more.

[ravenscar]

you call sex epic? You really need to get laid more.

thats my new sig

[Vaux]

my ex girlfriend was all about riding horses so we would ride daily. One day she asked if i wanted to just ride with her on her horse so i did.we fucked on the back of a horse going down some random trail. that would be prolly the weirdest for me.

[ravenscar]

holy shit thats awsome, bet you didnt move a muscle though with it trotting down the trail

[Xon]

Nice... I guess....

[Ninjaofdeth]

you call sex epic? You really need to get laid more.

maybe you just need a new girlfriend

i have sex a few times a week...not too much not too little.

[Xon]

Just a few times a week. Shit, I have sex a few times a day.

Oh, I am married by the way.

[Ninjaofdeth]

Just a few times a week. Shit, I have sex a few times a day.

Oh, I am married by the way.

well theres your problem

[ravenscar]

damn xon, i thought you were one of us

[Xon]

well theres your problem

Ha ha ha... you just wish you got laid as much as I do. Trust me, a wife isn't the problem...

damn xon, i thought you were one of us

One of you? Are you fucking mad? I am and would never be one of you... Ever.

[ravenscar]

i meant unmarryed, anyways haha,say goodbye to change and her hot bod

[Xon]

You wish... Been married for over a year and everything is still the same...

Plus, I am not as shallow as most people on here are. I enjoy that my wife has an actual personality and isn't a stupid blonde and shit like that.

[xDarryl]

You wish... Been married for over a year and everything is still the same...

Plus, I am not as shallow as most people on here are. I enjoy that my wife has an actual personality and isn't a stupid blonde and shit like that.

Good cunt, straight up man, A serious relationship is what most people should be in. But hey a year isn't enough lol, you wait 5 years and it be saggen to the floor and your be picken the dried pussy juices of with a chisel.

[Xon]

Yeah, you wish. She takes care of herself...

[hdeuce]

On the interwebs!!!!!!!

[ravenscar]

Good cunt, straight up man, A serious relationship is what most people should be in. But hey a year isn't enough lol, you wait 5 years and it be saggen to the floor and your be picken the dried pussy juices of with a chisel.

alrite none of that

[bschafert]

in a tree once at the high school up from my house while there were people around.

[ravenscar]

i hope you dripped on someone

[Delano Gutierre]

weirdest place i've ever had sex is in a vagina...shi--i mean in a guy's assho--shit nevermind...forget i said anything

[ravenscar]

incrimination much?

[madmanmike]

a park outside of my school, first time ever, Was haloween, Fun night.

[Exploding_viper]

to the library!!!!

[skittleskitten]

my own room cause my fucking nosy ass sister walked in, fucking bitch. I've done it on rich tennis courts, movies, back seat of cars, front seat of cars, and like a jungle gym at a park.

[EcksJay]

In a portopotty at a show. I was fucking her so hard that shit was rocking the shit and piss back and forth causing an even worse s***l in there.

[Cashis Clay]

in a portopotty at a show. I was fucking her so hard that shit was rocking the shit and piss back and forth causing an even worse s***l in there.

that's fucking gross you sick fuck!

[Hebrow]

At a Hed (p.e.) concert in Phx.

We were so shitfaced that she was sitting on the urinal and I was drilling her.

The bassist from the band actually walked in and saw us, and started pissing in the urinal right next to us, and we were just having this drunk conversation of how I worshiped his music.

[gunitsoldier25]

hotel room closent

[dragonfly183]

This one is hard because I like to have sex in weird places but I think the strangest was in my ex-father in laws bathroom floor. We were living there while he was working out of state and he came home to visit. We had gone longer than usual without having sex and he was desperate so we locked ourselves in the bathroom late at night and did it in the bathroom floor.

[LexDoc]

In the elevator going up the Gateway Arch in St. Louis...

[OhShitNigga]

On a golf course at night.

[aswizzle]

stupid blondes are best for sex

[No name]

On a trampoline.....bounce....bounce....bounce....

[Dev//Null]

I had a friend that was a med-student, he went out got drunk went back to school and went into the lab and had sex on the lab table, heres the weird part the lab table was a metal gurney used for autopsies...it was a morge :eek:

[Hamsterdamn]

I lost my virginity on the fire escape of my local movie theater, not Ideal but what a fucking rush!!! In a park at night as well, but what adventurous couple hasn't tried that right? :D

[Xiaoran]

i can honestly say ive never done it in the park...

weirdest place.... over the counter in my bathroom, not a weird place, just a weird way to go in such a place lol