Birth control?

[TillyRue]

ok,
so about a month or so ago,
me and my boyfriend decided to fuckk again.
and the condomm broke.
and now i'm freaking out because i haven't gotten my period.
and i'm honestly scared that i might be pregnant,
and my mom will KILL me if i am.
i'm wondering if there are recipes for "homemade" birth control with out my mom finding out.
PLEASE help!

i'm 16 and freaking out!

[Cadaver Dog]

Hahahahahahaha.

Enjoy being knocked up, next time keep your legs closed.

[TillyRue]

Hahahahahahaha.

Enjoy being knocked up, next time keep your legs closed.

oh thanks...
your so much help...

[Cadaver Dog]

When you start to show, run into a door knob.

That good enough advice?

[TillyRue]

not at all.
i'm already abused.
so maybe that might help.
i was thrown down steps this morning...
so don't even tell me to run into things.

[methtownblue]

How did the condom break? Skimming on quality of condom over price isn't exactly a good idea.

You could induce a miscarriage, which can happen with extreme stress. Or you could go to an abortion clinic like any mature girl and "take care of it".

Better yet, just use a coat hanger if you're that desperate....

[TillyRue]

coat hanger?
what?!

yeah and how am i sposed to get there when i can't drive?
eh?
wise guy?
i already have to much stress in my life.
idk.
i might be freaking out about nothing.

[deathlord888]

lol pwned. its calleD stairs it is 2 late now

[420juggalo420]

Shit, if my girl got pregnant ide push her down thah steps for sure :/, looks like your just fucked, just get an abortion

[methtownblue]

coat hanger?
what?!

yeah and how am i sposed to get there when i can't drive?
eh?
wise guy?
i already have to much stress in my life.
idk.
i might be freaking out about nothing.
I didn't immediately answer because I had to ride a bike to my uncle's house to take a shower...long story.

I know, shocking...this is what happens when abortion was illegal, being that people had to resort to using insane methods of ending a prengancy, like a coathanger.

It's called walking, you know that form of transportation animals do, pregnant or not. That's how I get around. Or better yet, have your boyfriend or someone else drive you around if you are responsible enough.

Don't even get me started on stress, because I deal with it everyday, same with every other teenager.

[Warpurlgis]

lol the damage is done lol rofl lmao lmmfao

[methtownblue]

Yes, the damage has been done War. So what do you think she should do in her situation?

[TillyRue]

I didn't immediately answer because I had to ride a bike to my uncle's house to take a shower...long story.

I know, shocking...this is what happens when abortion was illegal, being that people had to resort to using insane methods of ending a prengancy, like a coathanger.

It's called walking, you know that form of transportation animals do, pregnant or not. That's how I get around. Or better yet, have your boyfriend or someone else drive you around if you are responsible enough.

Don't even get me started on stress, because I deal with it everyday, same with every other teenager.

yeah.
i am.
but still.
idk how he's going to take it.
=/
i walk everywhere.
but the clinic is in the next county.
idk.
i heard something about vitamin c making the uterus an unfavorable environment, so i've been taking a TON of V.C. tablets.

[TillyRue]

lol the damage is done lol rofl lmao lmmfao

way to be rude.

[methtownblue]

Don't take ascorbic acid with bio-flaviniods in it, because it works to stop a miscarriage. So you might actually be helping the pregnancy.

[deathlord888]

way to be rude.

hE Was hoNest

[tmz]

sucks for you.

how the hell do you break a condom?
ive always wondered that. its never happened to me XD


exercise. a lot. lots of joggin. lots of strenuous activity. and starve yourself.
body wont be able to support a life cos itl think youre in a famine or something. so it goes into survival mode

[a2thae]

Alright, enough with the tellin her she's screwed.

Shit, if my girl got pregnant ide push her down thah steps for sure :/, looks like your just fucked, just get an abortion

Fuck off.

Anyway, have you not heard of the fuckin' morning after pill? If you are pregnant, best thing to do would be to get an abortion, but it's entirely up to you. Get a friend/aunt/adult you trust to drive you etc.

Also, i recommend break it off with the dude, because guys who throw their girl down the stairs are fucking morons who need to be shot. The one thing I could never bring myself to do is to hit a girl.

[Nebuchadnezzar]

Even if you don't trust any of your relatives, it's not like you actually have to say "mom, can you drive me to the abortion clinic?"

Find some other excuse to go to the next county, can't be that hard. Until then, I would advise you to think about exactly what the fuck went wrong. Not that the fault was yours, or even the guys, but this country has too many teenage pregnancies.


Always remember; for all practical purposes, everyone is full of shit.


Deathlord....... Juggalo and Cadaver Dog are morons, but I would have expected better from you. Choke on a cock.

[ramalamafafafa]

Y'know, you need to be sure you've a young'n in yer gut-house. Piss on a testin' stick.

And if need be, catch a bus to the clinic. Sorry i can't help more, i'm male!

[a2thae]

Always remember; for all practical purposes, everyone is full of shit.


Deathlord, Juggalo and Cadaver Dog are morons, but I would have expected better from you. Choke on a cock.

Who are you talking to? Me?

Also, please refer to rule 3 of this forum.

3. Don't start petty fights in this forum.

[Nebuchadnezzar]

whoops, I was addressing Deathlord. Will edit to say "deathlord..... Juggalo and etc"

You made good points, but deathlord was being a douche.

[a2thae]

Y'know, you need to be sure you've a young'n in yer gut-house. Piss on a testin' stick.

And if need be, catch a bus to the clinic. Sorry i can't help more, i'm male!

piss on a testin' stick...ahahahaha made me laugh the way you said that

whoops, I was addressing Deathlord. Will edit to say "deathlord..... Juggalo and etc"

You made good points, but deathlord was being a douche.

meh

[deathlord888]

whoops, I was addressing Deathlord. Will edit to say "deathlord..... Juggalo and etc"

You made good points, but deathlord was being a douche.

funny how im not kissing ass to another fake account... and that person was being a bitch so fuck her

[methtownblue]

If you really are pregnant, and you confirm it with a pregnancy test, I suggest you get an abortion before you start to develop feelings for your unborn bastard child. And don't pay attention to any pro-lifers who stand outside the abortion clinic when you arrive. They will only guilt-trip you when they say you are "killing innocent unborn babies".

These people have no idea what they are talking about. They have to realize that that "innocent baby", very likely being born to a teenage single-mother who could never get a higher education because she was too busy being a parent, will have a horrible childhood with little chance of achieving a good career. This is because that unless that child works very hard to pursue a higher-education that allows a better paying job, he or she will only be able to live on a low income, unless that child resorts to a life a crime to "pay the bills". So that "innocent baby" will grow up into a not-so-innocent low class criminal. Strange world we live in.

So get rid of the pregnancy now, and devote your time to a career. Only then will you be able to truly support and nurture a child in the best way possible when you decide to willingly concieve. Plus, most children don't like knowing that they were an accident anyway.

[remadon1]

RESPONSIBLE ANSWER:
get a job plan to get married
set down together (once your sure you are pregnant)
and talk to both of your parents .... not both sets of parents at the same time
have the baby name it Tommy boy and live happily ever after.

OTHER ANSWER
take a flowerpot fill it with termite lay it right under your navel
and light that shit !

[TillyRue]

O.O
ok?
well no worried.
i got the crimson tide last night.

O.O

[deathlord888]

lol i bet you feel like a dumb ass

[methtownblue]

By "termite", you mean thermite right? If you mean that, then it won't be easy to ignite. In fact you would need a magnesium ribbon to get it burning. Then again, I wouldn't give an answer like that to end a pregnancy.

And good for you tilly. Just use contraceptives like the pill and you won't worry about a false alarm again. And use better condoms.

[remadon1]

O.O
ok?
well no worried.
i got the crimson tide last night.

O.O


I'm happy to hear that u started.



WOOO i never thought i would say that ......

[deathlord888]

wait remadon did you fuck her? otherwise why would you care

[remadon1]

wait remadon did you fuck her? otherwise why would you care

lol aww thats some good shit
no i didnt ....
unless shes not tellin me somthin that i need to know about
in that case imma get the hanger just to make sure

[a2thae]

closed.

[a2thae]

woops closed it, then reopened it...now closed again