Rap Battles

[AvengedX7]

I've noticed that the literature section hasn't been getting any attention. So, I thought we'd have rap battles daily to spice it up. So let's have a subject and freestyle about it. Any takers?

[exial]

I've noticed that the literature section hasn't been getting any attention. So, I thought we'd have rap battles daily to spice it up. So let's have a subject and freestyle about it. Any takers?

lol. charlee i think hes asking for it.

[AvengedX7]

Yeah thats wat i kinda had in mind. Haha lets get this shit started

[charlee]

Damn man, im tired as shit. I played shit loads of basket ball today. Probly tomarrow ill be posting something new i've been working on here/or in my thread in literature, also i have a half day tomarrow so my adderal will still be kicked in. but yeah im off to shower and sleep. until then peace yall.

[WeirdD]

haha i wana see this, i can only spit when im trippin hardcore lmfaooo
this is gona be sick

[a2thae]

Let's rap about vodka, because vodka is awesome.

[charlee]

once again, a2thae couldn't just leave it in a thread where someone would actually read this.

[a2thae]

once again, a2thae couldn't just leave it in a thread where someone would actually read this.

Say what you assumptious cockhead?

I didn't touch this thread, it was CREATED here.

go die.

I've noticed that the literature section hasn't been getting any attention. So, I thought we'd have rap battles daily to spice it up. So let's have a subject and freestyle about it. Any takers?

[charlee]

Notice, i wasn't trying to insult you when i wrote that, ever think its possible that it was the last posted on thread so i clicked on it from the main page? There for i probably thought that it was posted in bullshit, rather then in literature. Your reaction to such a harmless post shows that you ARE in fact a douche bag, you are assumptious because you assumed that i went into bullshit, looked over it, then went into literature, and then posted something about you. But then again you lack the ability to assume things that are more complicated then the simplest reason. I would of apologized if my thoughts of you weren't as lessened as they currently are, Now im saying "if your not contributing to literature section then GTFO! Douche bag.

[a2thae]

Notice, i wasn't trying to insult you when i wrote that, ever think its possible that it was the last posted on thread so i clicked on it from the main page? There for i probably thought that it was posted in bullshit, rather then in literature. Your reaction to such a harmless post shows that you ARE in fact a douche bag, you are assumptious because you assumed that i went into bullshit, looked over it, then went into literature, and then posted something about you. But then again you lack the ability to assume things that are more complicated then the simplest reason. I would of apologized if my thoughts of you weren't as lessened as they currently are, Now im saying "if your not contributing to literature section then GTFO! Douche bag.

"When you assume, you make an ass out of u and me."

If you read the first fucking post, you would've realized that he started the thread in here. I didn't really assume you did shit, all I know is that you didn't read the first post of this thread. It was mere induction, and it seems I was correct.

I'm inducing your reaction is assuming that I got really pissed off, and thus again makes you an assumptious cockhead again. You also assumed that I assumed when in fact I did, but only to the part where you didn't read the first post, which most people should do. Yes that is redundancy, but I'm just adding good measure to make sure you read it because you seem to skim posts rather than read them.

I tell everyone to go die. Deal with it. I do contribute to the literature section, just not in a noticeable way. Notice the mod box. Yes that is a2thae right there next to c73. I haven't really had to do much, but I will ensure that literary posts are only allowed and there are no spammers and or trolls.

Once again, fuck off and die.

[charlee]

Whatever dude. All im saying is i probably clicked it from the bullshit section(front page) because it was the last posted on thread. At this point I am thinking it is in bullshit. I post once. Check bullshit again, and there it is in literature with a2thae as the last poster.

It's W/e. Let the battling begin.

A2thae eh?, more like a pain in my ass,
His fat ass will never catch me, his tires are slashed,
He's Fast like the tortoise, Shaven like the Hare,
An overweight gorilla fused too a computer chair,
Except for his head, Its shiny like a pearl,
He Waxes the shit while he sits and piss's like a girl,
You Call me assumptive, I'll call you a prick,
Its funny, you thought i'd write "you can suck my dick"
While you thought about my dick,
I imagined your head on a stick,
I seen you on the corner, With your dress and your purse
I seen you a week later, Riding in the back of a Hurst,
Do i expect a response, well its not up to me,
I'd gladly Rip you open and humiliate you publicly,
But if you'd rather leave with your tail between your legs,
Apologize to me, and ill take back all the shit i said.

If you want it, you got it, prepare to be owned,
Bury you up to your neck, and hit you with stones,
break your bones, warp your mind, you know i hold the belt,
these words arent read or heard, they are only felt,
your rhymes are fuckin garbage, dont bring me that trash,
I'ma torture this bitch, pluck out every single eye lash,
one a time, this is what happens to people who attempt a rhyme,
against the person who wins the battle every fucking time,
if you know whats good for you, best flee when you see me,
cuz its this c-h-a-r, L- double E,
master of vocabulary, and serve yo ass from over seas,
ima beast, a savage, the worse of your nightmares,
you scared, but the covers wont protect you from my glare,
You've got three seconds, you better run and hide,
Cuz Charlee' got a new .45,
pee in my esophagus, ill stangle you first
squeeze your neck until your aorta fuckin bursts,
your the worst opponent, I've had yet to date,
im coming for you, ill travel to every different state,
to bust threw the window in a cape and karate chop you in the face,
Thanks for writing back, It made you look a little tough,
hurry up and write another, i cant slay your ass fast enough.

Top of the drop, Begin by producing my pistol,
Some Zorro shit, cept I'm blastin my initials,
In your chest, It'll be a closed casket,
Oddly enough your rhymes are decent, not fantastic,
As you can tell mine are killer, otherwise drastic,
My rhymes snap, like a rubber bands, there elastic,

This flow is crispy, Got crunch, Has Bite,
Your Lines are stale, like you left the bag open all night,
You know that was tight, Steady Spitting, You cant swallow this whole,
For a2thae's last rhyme, lets start the bidding, a half eaten tootise roll,
Haha, You vs. me, Does anyone expect me to lose?
Like an alarm clock, get smacked, you were the button for snooze,

A gangster with tight clothes, That be the question,
Make a little sense if your going that direction, end of session,
Critical strike, Finished you, Sent your soul to heaven,
Oh look, I'm still poppin off like an AK-47,

Fast enough for ya, thought i'd make this shit quick,
eat shit, suck dick, die prick, ass fuck a stick, i hope you shit a brick,
Trip on a rake, Drown in a lake, spit in your steak, for fucks sake,
Real Fake people call others fake, Time to take a break,
Try someone you can handle, hows about cake?

head to head in IRL, you dont stand a chance,
lets dance, im nothin at first glance,
Then i assume the stance,
Roundhouse leg sweep, drop the elbow,
pin point the kidneys, & watch you bellow,

Your plead for the cease of this one way fight,
after your down and out, choke you with the cord on the mic,
cuz of fright you turn pale, still gasping for air,
chop you in the throat, and drag you by your hair,
screamin " Please stop, I give! UNCLE! UNCLE!"
smack him across the face with a spiky belt buckle,

what the fuck, you think im some every day crook,
after this, be ashamed when you log on the cook book,
Read the signs, if you can visualize this in your mind,
i hold up my center 3 fingers, now read between the lines,
this is your extinction, the apocolypse, call it d-day,
you shaved yer uni-brow and it looks like an albino freeway,

havent you heard, stay out the kitchen if you cant take the heat,
my moms bitchin, i g2g, please admit your defeat,
if you dont, ill advance, im goin no holds bar,
So ill finish you tomorrow, ask yourself, Is the battle really worth the scar?

Give a fuck what you said, it wasn't worth reading,
raisin ya blood pressure, arteries burst, your internally bleeding,
can you stand the heat?, hope so, the fire your feeding,
hope your ready for the beat down we all know you've been needing,

so how do you say your name, i read it as a2thae(a tooth ache)
like a building full of explosives, you crumble in my wake,
like i was a flight 175 or a locomotive freight,
my victory is inevitable, surrender is your fate,
Ill etch in your grave, you fell to the great,
your grave is square, nope, the inside of a crate,

smashed you as though you were the contaminants of a bottle,
a slow steady pace for the opening, now im going full throttle,
yer a no body, some random kid in a lobby,
ran up aimed for the body, went berserk with the shotty,

stealth like the soldier, you may call me the creeper,
wait til back is turned, jump out the brush, im a leaper,
FFF, come on now, try TGR, the climax will be steeper,
cold scythe cross ya throat, TGR, The Grim Reaper,

Ligaments rippled, tendons are tore,
waist down hes crippled, but i bet your jaw is still sore,
critically damage mentally, unfortunately not literally,
consciously ravaged, your flow future is history,
repeated savage beating, cause for facial blistering,
you know im the bomb when i spit, a full blown artillery,

i coulda told you that you had no idea what i was capable of,
Someone boo this fucking poser, and show charlee boi some love,
Never ending flow, fillin up notebooks of pages,
applause a2thae, for effort, his flows were outrageous,
honestly i think its over, im guessin your down 4 the count,
the best opponent ive had yet, if your willing, i can go another 5 rounds...

cigarettes out, bottles are empty, utter domination,
i hear pussy ass rhymes like yours on radio stations,
runnin your mouth, ask myself is it worth the chasin,
just until your tied and gagged, and im the firing squad your facin,

you got me fucked up, if you think ill be the one to choke,
half my dick is down your throat, the other half is left to go,
read the rhymes to beat, have understanding of my skill,
my littlest rhymes pack the biggest punches, as do with pills,

your never gonna win, why do you always persist,
no more rhyming about all this fight with a fist,
cuz this isn't real life, otherwise it would been over,
before you could of raised ya fists to ya motha fuckin shoulders,
i lettin go heavy rhymes and droppin em like boulders,
there'll be no waking up to a cup of coffee in the mornin like folgers,
Lay dead upon the battle feild, no sequal, story is over,
flawless, unbeaten, untouched, im the perfect soldier,

I hope to god you didnt think you had me on the ropes,
cuz if you did ill shatter you along with your hopes,
and murder ya folks, crack in half like an egg yolk,
these are just single shot rhymes action for the bolt,
this isn't track n feild day, there's no trophy for particpatin,
you actually gotta win, did i just ruin your anticipation?

aww im sorry little dude, its ok, you can go home and cry,
ya moms would embrace u in her bussum but the spots taken by a guy,
whos only in it to grab a slice of the sweet cherry pie,
i speak no lies, i would know, he traded a crack rock for that ride,
no longer a pain in the ass, you just a cavity on my tooth,
im not even tryin too, im just makin a fuckin example of you,

but of course im obligated to return the favor,
til i battle someone better ima savor my flavor,
cuz on the real shit you aint worth the pennies in my pocket,
i could blow your shit up, but im conservin all my rockets,

Is this shit just gonna keep goin, or should we let the people vote?
i vote that we should let em vote, but then you got no chance you know?
you dont, even better, you spit for 2 pages so this doesn't go on forever,
then ill shred all those rhymes in 4 lines like a steel grate against the chedder...

Simplied version: Let the members Vote, in a poll, one at a time, or You write to the best of your ability and destroy that shit in four lines. [clicks submit reply]

[charlee]

Choke! Choke!

[a2thae]

hahaha, drunk a2thae rap time...again. you asked for it, i won't delete this one unless it ends up horrible, because that just made me laugh ahahaha.

Calling me out, expecting a brawl?
I'd hit ya once then you start to fall
I ain't fat son im straight up athletic
If ya saw me you'd probably think i was aesthetic
My style is smooth, my style is sick
Your style is like janet jackson without her tits
Your lyrics suck, and your beats are shit
You're a loud mouth prick who don't know how to spit
My words will put you into a paralysis
You charlee, lets do an analysis
I thought you were alright, but then I was like:wait
Charlee boy you sure that you are totally straight?
You want me to think about your dick and then you get violent
Next thing you know you'll want me sending you roses or violets
In reality i don't question your sexuality
I'm not religious, it's not like morality
I just think that you are some lameass chicken shit
Don't talk with your mouth full, yes i mean the dick in it
If you were to ever to step to this
I would pee in your esophagus till you cough up piss
But then I wouldn't because you'd be having some fun
When you have a kid you'll prolly molest your son
I insinuate you're gay or bi for a couple reasons
You fantasized about me thinking about your penis
You then wanted to rip me into pieces
You accept it then reject it all the time
Subconscious...yeah your words are sublime
subliminal, you fake ass criminal
I'll end it here so we can keep this battle minimal

Look at this cracker, trying to be a ludacris
You best quit rappin and sign up for lil miss
Takin the risk with the heat, you best kill me g
No way in hell do you get away with pointing a gun at me

You talk idle threats, you be shootin blanks
I'll tape your mouth shut, jack ya, then say "thanks"
Pull out a spoon then I'll fuckin shank ya
You actin tough but you ain't no gangsta

I'm straight insane, I'll show you pain
I have a brain, and I know how to slang
You? shit dog your shit is overbearing
The only thing tight about you is the clothes you wearin
You can't fuck with me, there is no question
I might start to aim in that direction

You're a fake bitch, you ain't gonna make it
Go get your face slit with a spiked bracelet
I ain't really into all this battle rap shit
I got somethin on my hip, you can battle that bitch
Watch what you say, you can get clapped for that shit
The reason is, well you fuckin asked for that shit

Put your body in a refuse heap
Wrapped up, throat slit, dog the scars are deep
Here's the thing, yo here's the deal
White boy charles has no fuckin clue how it is to be real.

If we battled in real life, you'd probably quit breathin
Scared to death leaving, like ya seen this demon
Seepin' the air, leave you in suspension
Fuck you up so you feel like you in another dimension
Laughin as you get booed off and start your shoot off
I'm wearin a vest, leave your nose bloody red like rudolph

It's obvious to me you want a quick demise
Victimized, get your throat slit with knives
I'll rip out your eyes while your hypnotized
Give em to cake, nah, what a waste
He'd put em next to your testicles in his trophy case

Blah blah blah fuck off with that garbage
Your rhymes would be crisp if you were retarded
Listen to this kid spill out these raps
You might as well run laps with broken knee caps
As far as progress you lookin like a clown
You're so full of shit it's turnin yo skin brown

Listen up close here's what'll happen next
I'm Bobbin and weavin, then I start snappin necks
You say my rhymes are stale? well they're a lil rusted
You gettin cut with em, and it's spreadin out like mustard
Givin ya tetanus, watch ya shake and convulse
Havin a seizure? fuck it, I'll stop your pulse

Shit man, you think you ready to rumble?
Talkin shit, I hit you then you start to mumble
Hit ya again watch ya start to stumble
Push you over watch you take a tumble
I'm not your friend, and I'm not your mate
You're fuckin making ryan seacrest look straight

You punch at my kidneys, and you'll break your hand
I've said this 5 times, when will you understand?
One punch man, and then you'll be damned
Sent straight to hell, and kicking bucket
Mumbling some dumbshit, then say fuck it

You givin' up is inevitable, it's guaranteed
I'll cut you just to fucking watch you bleed
Go smoke your weed, keep actin' "g-ed"
Act like you understand, just say "indeed"
But you don't get it, and I'll drill it in yo skull
Your rhymes ain't sharp, they're fuckin dull

Wrap up my arm, and pull out the needle
Watch you cringe because man you feeble
The shit I'm about to do is completely legal
Don't say I didn't warn all you people
I'll take it, and draw out my blood
Take it, and inject into some bud
Get the taste all up in my mouth
Pumpin me up makin me scream and shout

I'm straight up insane and i've lost my mind
Its opened my eyes, I'm no longer blind
People do stupid shit that will get them into a bind
Like steppin to me without being kind

Triple F mafia is the only shit you can claim
Never heard of it? well let me begin the flame
Fake frontin faggots, yeah that is the name
I hear you fuckin love to play that game
I've taken more heat than you can imagine
6 shots to the body and almost 2 to the chin
Pinned up against the wall I go down swingin
Blame it all on my fuckin upbringin

I'm startin to think that you are only a geek
You'll get thrown in the street, with 6 broken teeth
I throw a jab and hit you in the jaw
I make it feel like i'm the law
In short, quit trying to be a "g"
Unless you want more from a2thae

I've been jumped a few times, you ain't gon hurt this
I get pumped with my rhymes, I'm almost impervious
You can't take much more lines, I can sense your worriedness
I'm like a dog trained to kill, and I thrive off the fear
You try to blend it and hide, but it's still real clear
So I attack it and stab at it with my lyrical spear
Then add a lil extra or and add a lil jeer

I'll break your fucking arms, and break your legs
I'll cut open your brain and eat it like bacon and eggs
I'm a savage, eating your brains like cabbage
Yeah bitch, don't think you can take this pressure
If you try you gonna be broken like a record

A shotty, nah man that ain't my style
I could pull out a fork, then just start to smile
Pull out the file, people run for a mile
I'm sinister, I'm evil, I'm straight up vile
You might laugh then you realize that I'm serious
You're a sentence and I'll end you like i'm a period

If you manage to kill me, I'd haunt your dreams
Make you shake and suffer, and make you SCREAM
Eatin at you, every single day
Givin ya spontaneous visions of blood spray
Convertin you and watch you pray to stop this cancer
Laughin as you realize nobody will answer

You ain't a fighter, you more of a dancer
You ain't a reaper, nor a necromancer
You're just a white boy with too much time
Sittin at the computer, writin lameass rhymes
When it comes to freestyle, you'd probably choke
Say "wait a second," and then just toke
Use the smoke as a lameass excuse
When really it was from my lyrical abuse

You sure as shit ain't any artillery
And you sure as shit ain't "puttin me out of my misery"
No way in hell would I fall to a cracker like you
I'll say shit to piss you off, like callin you a jew
Jew bitch charlee girl's next up on the mic in a min
5 rounds? I could go 5 more fights and still win
Just remember I got a steel jaw got me?
It'll take more than your weak shit to drop me

[exial]

Damn. Let the battle begin.

a2thae

vs.

charlee boi

[charlee]

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[WeirdD]

This flow is crispy, Got crunch, Has Bite,
Your Lines are stale, like you left the bag open all night,

epic 12345

[a2thae]

B-rabbit!

(choookkeee)

[charlee]

Man law says no rhyming on weekends. But maybe one later tonight. Before i take my leave. This site is going to hell, and ill be checking in once in a while to see if ever it improves.

[a2thae]

conceding defeat?

[charlee]

No god damnit. Im with my girlfriend wait til she leaves. Its much more important then internet rap battlin

[charlee]

5 day choke

[WeirdD]

charlee wins?

[charlee]

1 week = defeat. Lol i just cant stop rhymin.

[exial]

no dude.. its just that you have unlimited material. you are like the energizer bunny.

[WeirdD]

well it helps that this shit is online, gives you plenty of time to think about your next verse

[charlee]

I try to backspace as little as possible. It helps for me to be creative and think of rhymes and good diss's on the spot.

Tis officially a week.

[WeirdD]

charlee is winner i think

[a2thae]

5 day choke

I try to backspace as little as possible. It helps for me to be creative and think of rhymes and good diss's on the spot.

Tis officially a week.

Man fuck you, i forgot all about this. I was busy for the past week. and I'm too drunk to rap right now.

[charlee]

Oh but when i was away from my house for 1 weekend i choked.

[a2thae]

Touche

[a2thae]

holy fuck we wrote alot...groupin it.

[charlee]

Last time i read over this thread i thought the same thing.

[a2thae]

ok so I just tried to put a beat on mine, but like it's 10 fuckin minutes. oh well. I could always try to make one with floops....maybe later tonight...

[charlee]

HAHA!

YouDidGroupIt.
Sweet.
now.Move.It.Too.8ullshit.&.Put.A.Poll.On.It.
For.Who.won

[charlee]

Re-8ump.So.a2thae.can.Read.^^^^^^^^^^^^^66

[carson_493]

i vote a2thae, his was alot fuckin smoother, it flowed better and he used charlee's rhyme against him

[charlee]

you kinda had to read it one after another as it was originally posted over like 4 pages, we went back and forth on each others rhymes.

[exial]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N-kvq9uYIRg
I challenge TAUK

I will pulverise ya, and let them all know its me whos
hitting up the streetz with new beats
Ill set you up like a chess piece
Before you know it your counting out
the money you owe me
I expect my money before monday
bitch make sure it gets to me
Or im unleasing my homie
Charlee boi to clean up this
Cuz for him its real breezy
to eliminate people like you and me
One verse is all it takes
Before he has you packing yo bags
to heavens gates

Yea that right im back with some new material
thats begging to be played
Hit me back with something that says you aint nothin

[charlee]

Killin it .

[TotalAnarchyUK]

Exial, I concede before I begin.

I cannot rap for shit.

[charlee]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N-kvq9uYIRg

Damn it took me a minute to warm up to this beat, that shit is sick as fuck.


yo tauk step to competetion,
so you may be christened,
and have a pot to piss in,
listen, exial gattlin on the track,
as for c-lee and X its a fact,
sharp rhymes, like the blade of my axe,
Oh snap, did he really, he might of,
ponderin, late a night, with a slight buzz,
cuz check it, ima wreck it,
put it in perspective for a second,
enjoy yo life before yer decrepit,
ya i said it, and i meant it,
flash so fast in front of ya ass,
its passed, did a lap, and hit you back,
through the crack, in floorboards,
but its what im lookin more towards,
dont drive it if it has 4 doors,
fuck a chevy, gimmie that old ford,
im all for, the battle, and the fun times,
the creative but not hostile rhyme,
one of a kind,

[exial]

Nice one charlee. TAUK i aslo concede my rymes are not much competition all im saying is hit me with something. :D