Most exspensive thing you have taken

[Ghostfacekiller]

What is the Most exspensive thing you have ever stolen?

2006 Toyota Corolla

My fathers ex was sueing him for a dodge durango. They bought it together and when both making payments on it , but they subsequently broke up and she wanted him to pay for it but she keeps it. I was pissed and i knew she keep her keys in the car. She went to chicago so I stole her car. I got the great idea that it was now a rally car and go boming down dirt roads as fast as i can go. THis ended with the car in a ditch totaled. Wiped it clean for finger prits and walked home:D God damn that was fun.

[thermite2534]

.22 Rifle, a $300 Amp, about $500 dollars worth of unopened DVD.
2nd highest: 120 gal propane tank, and Misc tools

[A Deo et Rege]

Most I've ever stolen was 3000 gal. of off-road diesel, about $8,000; it was rightfully mine so I took it.


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[thermite2534]

Is it stealing if its rightfully yours, or is that just and excuse if you get busted.

[A Deo et Rege]

Is it stealing if its rightfully yours, or is that just and excuse if you get busted.

Well, let me explain what I meant. The reason I said the fuel was rightfully mine was that the last batch of diesel we purchased from him had "trash" in it. When we used it in our equipment it caused about $10k worth of damage to their engines. We went back and told him and he refused to pay for the repairs because he was not responsible for any damages acquired from using his fuel. A few weeks later he gets a new shipment of fuel, so we went back and filled our tanker up while he was away, so now we're even and he doesn't have to pay for the repairs. We got this fuel from the tanker trailer, so it was clean; he hadn't had the chance to transfer it to the storage tanks yet, so as far as he knows he was just shorted some fuel on his last shipment.


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[exial]

I once stole 10,000$ worth of equipment. Then ended up with so much shit that i walked away from it all. I went through a greed raid that day..

[a2thae]

Meh, friends and I jacked an Aveo, ended up ditching it because we were paranoid though.

[AssRot]

I'm not big on stealing. I get way too paranoid. But I did still a pie from school. Estimated worth of $3.50

[exial]

I'm not big on stealing. I get way too paranoid. But I did still a pie from school. Estimated worth of $3.50

Any chance that was an "apple" pie you stole?

[Maggotsfriend]

The most expensive thing I've take was this dudes face I fucking lent over a hounded on his face for a near 15minutes, that cost 2000+ of his money for surgery.

I had to say something a retard would say.

Hmmm.... but truthfully, I think it would've been like CB radio out of some randoms care, later I found out it was broken.

[Cake]

I stole a pack of gum once!!!
probably.....a PSP.....

[exial]

thats pritty fucked up maggot..

[AssRot]

Any chance that was an "apple" pie you stole?

All kidding asside, it was.

[exial]

Hahahaha.. :D Typical.

[charlee]

I cant say what it was, but ill say it was worth a grand.

[ShAkEr]

the most expensive thing i ever stole was probably a four wheeler

the most shit ive ever got from one stealing job was probably when me and like four of my friends broke into a gas station ive broke into gas stations three times and the last time i got ratted on because one kid got cought so i wouldint recomend it but anyways the most we ever got was around 800 dollars worth of ciggarets about 200 dollars worth of chew i dont remember how much money it was all change , because they dont keep the paper money in the register just the change witch is gay but w/e, and three duffel bags just full of beer it was a prety fun night

ive gotten alot of other crap out of peoples houses that was probably alltogether worth more then that but i cant ever remember any of the shit realy we will just get the shit take it over to one of my friends house have him put it all on craigslist then split the money

[buzzer]

$800 worth of action figure

[snorkem]

assrot is addicted to apples

[acexxacer]

i stole about 5 female mary j plants once i got about 500 from teh bud

[charlee]

I also stole an ounce of some fluffy popcorn buds from this truck. Best night ever.

[PhillysTerrorist]

i jackeda gun shop with my brother one time.it was kinda gay though.it was goin out of business there was only three working guns (the rest were broken) and 100 round.we just went in the range and wasted the bullets, sold the good guns made $1,000 each and beat the shit out of each other with the broken guns. it was stupid but fun.

[methtownblue]

I have taken a cheap harmonica from Wal Mart. Not very expensive, but it was easy.

Stealing isn't really my cup of tea anyway.

[AlbertWesker]

Firecrackers.

[palmer87]

i've stolen keys from radio shack n broke in to a trialor out back n stole a shit ton of electronics, i'd say like a couple gs worth, walked out of K-mart wit a bike once, paintball guns, cds and bunch of other shit a long time ago and never got caught for. but i recently got busted for a burglary that happend 1 1/2-2 years before i got busted. i ended up havin some retarted bitch sell the shit to a pawn shop, about 3,500 worth of misc. shit like air compressors, radio equipment, electrical tools, electric guitar /w amp, ps2, x-box 360 n a bunch of other good shit. spent it all on crack, lsd, weed, beer, and cigs. i ended up goin to jail only for a couple months but on probation for 2 years.

[drsteeze]

15 Imac desktops and 12 laptops. in one night. when i was 15 had help from about 5 other dudes, craziest night of my life.

[lem0nz4all]

Hmm, I Used to work at Winn Dixie and stole about $200 worth of medications, calounes (sp?) and other stuff. But total I got about $3000 from them

[Akhyll]

Approximately 3000 $ of cocaine, weed, LSD and ectasy from a hiding place of a dealer.
It's was my lucky day !!
I also rest over 2 weeks on a closed house on the South West of France, considering it's cost over 1000 € a week on rent. Is that stolen ? ^^

[pyroanarchist456]

about 30 shotgun shells from Gander mountain then i lit a bunch on fire with rubber cement in the parking lot and busted a few tires b 4 the cops came.

[mybombwebscom]

my friend was in the office and found a $2100$ check and stole it right off the desk but my friend convinced him later to give it to him so he could retern it

[deathlord888]

lexus sold it hot for 30k need to get rid of that shit

[WeirdD]

lexus sold it hot for 30k need to get rid of that shit

I'll buy it.

[jadler]

I stole the entire Adobe CS3 collection. But it was internet piracy so does that count as anything special?

Still tho, that shit is expensive to buy.

[vmeagle2]

I've stolen:
16 World of Warcraft 60-Day cards. 30$ each
2 world of warcraft battlechest 40$ each
2 Call of duty 4 for the pc. 50$ each
Windows vista ultimate - 150$
8gigs of ram - 200$
endless amounts of 5 hour energy and redbull.
money from friends house. 200$
Hydrocodeine and hydro codone pills. plus some xanax and oxycontin.

[Wolkkkk]

iPods from the store i think.
Not sure.
Gold chains maybe.

[katt]

anything that catches my eye and fits in my pocket. i have no idea what it's amounted to at this point.

[Maggotsfriend]

Yea ipod is the biggest for me.

[pooponastick]

other than internet piracy, id say the most expensive was probably a vending machine. i didnt actually steal the machine. me and my dumbass pals didnt lock picl or bullshit, we took crow bars and went to town on the bitch. 15 mins later we had 16 dollars. divided by 3 hha, so for me 6 bucks. but the vending machine was probaly like a grand maybe.

[WeirdD]

I went on a lil spree at best buy once, got a few cd's, dvds, mouse for my computer, 2 sets of headphones, and an ipod case. Soft but I'm not really a thief.

[TriggerHappyTV]

I jacked all the hard drives in my schools computer lab with like 4 friends and we didn't get busted. lol we gave em back a few days later in a box... so idk if its rly stealing. Porlby added up to 3,000 in cash it was a good 40 computers.

[hrothgar162]

stealing isn't really my thing but i steal the utensils from resturonts whenever we go, it's to easy

[m102391]

well.
i use to hit hollister pretty hard back in my stealing days,
couple hundred at least every trip.
one time i left the mall with two chinacove coats (160 ea)
over a dozen shirts (20 ea)
5 bottles of socal cologne (50 ea)
2 pocket fulls of chapstick (3.50 ea?)
3 hoodies (like, 25-30 ea)
and like 9 shirts from hot topic (20 ea)
easily my best hit of that mall ever.

[skittleskitten]

mostly full bottles from parties and a visine red eye from Wal-Mart

[iammattpleevee]

I don't know really. I stole a 65 dollar tweed hat today and I stole a kids megaphone at a football game. one of those probably. well I stole 80 dollars worth of cans this morning.

[TheBomba]

A toy.... :D Estimated worth 5$ :P

[TriggerHappyTV]

I stole a bunch of road work gear over a week, like 5 big cones and speed trap and stop sign, mind you i brought all of this onto my school bus and to school where i had the office send it to random stundents.

[CHEETZzz]

idk, lots of random stuff
most expensive was probably about $30

[guidolicious]

What is the Most exspensive thing you have ever stolen?

2006 Toyota Corolla

My fathers ex was sueing him for a dodge durango. They bought it together and when both making payments on it , but they subsequently broke up and she wanted him to pay for it but she keeps it. I was pissed and i knew she keep her keys in the car. She went to chicago so I stole her car. I got the great idea that it was now a rally car and go boming down dirt roads as fast as i can go. THis ended with the car in a ditch totaled. Wiped it clean for finger prits and walked home:D God damn that was fun.

lmao you know what i think youre aight

[Delano Gutierre]

usually iPods from dicks at school who piss me off, flashing their bitchin-ass iPods(mine[the one i didnt sell]isnt that great, but it wouldnt make much money). two nights a little while ago though, a bunch of guys from my...'social club' yanked about 45k worth of nice shit from the richest neighbor hood in my city, which will not be disclosed. i was only too happy to be cut in for a peice of th action. didnt do shit but once they fence th rest of it i'll have a total of 7.5k

[Carboner]

i stole three boats/dingys and later ditched em if it counts and internet piracy

[MK_ULTRA]

I've stolen:

money from friends house. 200$


thats a douchebag move man.

[illmatic]

1986 GMC Truck

A buddy of mine was kicking it here in my area, just bumming around, sleeping in his truck, etc. Time comes, he had to make it back home to pick up some e pills to get some scrilla, but couldn't cross the border without getting his truck safetied. Unfortunately, his windshield was smashed up and cracked to shit, meaning he would never get that bitch safetied. Desperate times call for desperate measures, so the night before he had to go, we targeted an exact same model/year truck, and popped open the steering column and used a screwdriver and his truck key to get it going. We took it out into the country, with me following in the van we drove to the truck. We used steel wire to "saw" the windshield out. The next day he bought an extre***y cheap windshield from a local salvage yard, then returned it a couple hours later. Then we hit up the autobody shop to install the stolen windshield, using the receipt from the salvage yard windshield for proof it wasn't stolen (they check that kind of shit with just a loose windshield, like "where the fuck did you get this?"). Anyways, dude made it back on time, came back a couple weeks later and we made some nice $$ selling off those pills in my smaller hometown that we got for mad cheap in the big city, and never came close to getting caught.

[Hebrow]

Nice one haha.


Me and my friend were really stupid, and saw one of those auto dealerships.
Well, there was a corvette just chilling there, the only real obstacle between it and the street was a chain link fence, so he calls up a friend and finds a chop shop.
We jump the fence, and work like madmen to break in, hotwire the SOB and drive it through the fence.

An hour later we have 5k in cash in our pockets and huge shit-eating grins on our faces.

[dyingXXfetus]

I dont usaally steal things with a massive pricetagg i usally just take what i need weither its eyeliner,chargers for things headphones and drugs and moneyy and i "borrow" cars to get placess. cd's random shizz

[suazio]

i dont steal or "break in" for stuff. i generally mail it back (w/o return address).

but once i found an ipod touch (full of songs), a psp w/ 3 games (soccer shit), and 500 dollars in fanny pack (who the hell wears those now-a-days?!?!?). i kept them. i was on vacation in cali, i deserved something to remember the trip.

[johnjohn15]

me and my girl almost got away with like 120$ worth of stuff
from wal-mart and most of that shit was in her purse lol
but tha stupid fukin low key rent uh pig bitches caught us

[Dak]

bikes. pick the padlocks and keep them, sell the bikes. at most $100 per bike. I keep the locks for my own little lock fetish.

[randomguy949]

Meh i dont really need to steal big shit

I Prefer small stuff, like headphones sunnies etc.

Cause they are just too damn small not to pocket :D

[michigandalf]

80gb iPod
it's not really an interesting story.

[suazio]

a bottle of cambodian breast milk, lol.

[illmatic]

breeeeaaaasssst miiiiillllkk, you made my dayyyyyayyyy

[handsofwar]

best thing i ever stole was porno mags out of a shipping facility in 6th grade. lol

[handsofwar]

Nice one haha.


Me and my friend were really stupid, and saw one of those auto dealerships.
Well, there was a corvette just chilling there, the only real obstacle between it and the street was a chain link fence, so he calls up a friend and finds a chop shop.
We jump the fence, and work like madmen to break in, hotwire the SOB and drive it through the fence.

An hour later we have 5k in cash in our pockets and huge shit-eating grins on our faces.
that's brilliant, i didn't know chop shops actually existed....

[faskate4]

a tv from a highschool....god damn i hated that school

[Ryulin18]

£15.99 worth of chicken....damn I had bad ass munchies

[Hebrow]

that's brilliant, i didn't know chop shops actually existed....

They do, but it's hard to find reliable ones.

Pretty much cruise around the barrio where you live and look into all the seedy looking mechanic shops run out of people's back yards, and slide it casually into the conversation.

You'll either get thrown out or turned away for the most part, but occasionally you'll stumble on one that's on the ball.

[Paranoid Jesus]

I've stolen:
money from friends house. 200$


Wow that's dick . . .

Most I've stolen was $72 worth of Dominoes Pizza. We ordered it online under a fake name, and called in on a blocked number to confirm (they won't let you place an order over the phone with a blocked number). We had it delivered to a house several streets down from us that was always empty. The three of us took the truck and parked it around the corner (about two houses down) from the house we had it delivered to.

One friend stayed in the truck, parallel parked it facing the direction of our house.
One friend waited in the back yard.
I waited under the carport smoking a cigarette.

When he showed up, I played it off very nonchalant. I kindly mentioned it took them longer than usual, and looked back to call out to the "friends in the back yard hanging out" for them to come help carry the pizza.
The friend in the back comes around and I ask him who has the check? He says "John" or whatever and I hold out my hands for the pizza. The pizza guy just second nature will give you the pizza if he thinks your about to pay him. The friend brings the pizza around the back, I turn around to go help him, asking the pizza man "do you accept checks?" while I walk away calmly. Once out of sight, we took off running through two yards while my friend's pants fell down constantly. Then we hopped into the back of the truck, laid down low, and drove off; passing up the clueless pizza man on the way home.

[sc0ped91]

4 8gb flash drives worth 25 bucks each

[CriminalAnarchist]

uh i just took a backpack and went throw store just taking random shit i'd say i got like $200 worth...i was bored i donated all of it to goodwill :)

[ripmeidc]

im not a stealer sooo nothing

[rocketqueen]

a $2000 Louis Vuitton purse... :D

[xDarryl]

1994 Twin Turbo /Converted to single turbo, was running round 370hp Subaru Legacy Wagon.

psp's?
Phones?
etc

[Street482]

uh i just took a backpack and went throw store just taking random shit i'd say i got like $200 worth...i was bored i donated all of it to goodwill :)

You may be a CriminalAnarchist but your fucking awesome for donating it. i applaud you truly i do. lol Trying to be Robin Hood is a lil cliche though but still that's a funny way to make a saint out of a sinner. (fun quote for the people who have seen the league of extraordinary gentlemen)

[Street482]

Oh yeah all you make me feel like a fucking noob! lol the most iv probably gotten, not including piracy, is about.....$40 for a cheap ass mp3 my friend broke on accident. add all the physical stuff and me and my brother have beat $500 easy, throw in programs, games, other non physical things we beat 1k easy.