exial vs. charlee

[exial]

Rap Battle.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PCjiZ-FWNY0

Yo im on the ACB and im smoking trees
Hitting up these forums like it aint no breeze.
Fuck you charlee you aint ready fo me.
Hittin you up like a paper sheet
dont mess with me my freestyle is too sweet.

[charlee]

yo, i gotta admit, this beat is dope,
you havent heard im twistid like rope,
wound and bound but unearthly forces,
dreams of lambos next to blue and white porche's,
of course i mean lean and smokin on that green,
but the likes of me has never been scene,
why you exial you act like you didnt know of my skils,
the way i flow with beat and how i break you down like pills,
shit if i hadnt got 2 shots in my arm today,
i'd type this shit out til two pages were lain,
i dont backspace man that shit is absured,
you'll never touch me like a blind man giving the bird...

[charlee]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o9jdgYdb78s

my beat this time.

[charlee]

ill come out first this time and drop,
cuz the last beat as sticky like slop,
did that make sense i dont know,
but this bout to be a hell of a flow,
woe, im going to crinkle you like paper,
throw it at yo dome and return fire with an eraser,
school untensils are in my aresenal
but thats if this were personal,
which it isnt, but i gotta slaughter you like calf,
take your corpse split it in half,
divide the rest of the body into seperate black trash bags,
honestly you in my trunk fucking stunk,
i dealt with it all way to the dump,
and thats 35 five miles that way,
so did you ahve something to say,
i cant hear you speak up,
but its hard to hear you over he bass of the subs,
that reside next to were you were a minute ago,
goodbye exial you know you were my homie tho.

[charlee]

I see that your not online,
This is fine, but in my mind,
you had much potential and a great aprentice you'd be,
but consequentially you've been disposed of,
like when the aztecs set traps with bouldas,
you dont understand the extent to which i cripple kids,
like when the baseball bat meets the ribs,
i do all this rap shit for shits and giggles,
for the bit of joy i get when ur unconcious body wiggles,
a funeral for exial must be in order,
for ive yet a response from who's breaths gettin shorter,
but it sad to say that ive got to go shortly,
ill still pour a little bit out of my next forty,
Peace much love acb i must take my leave,
I challenge anyone who thinks they've a trick up there sleeve.

[exial]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o9jdgYdb78s

Yo, Yo.. listen homie
Check this beat its fresh from the streetz,
like all the bitches lies and cheats.
im on the streets cuz the goverment is too cheap,
im a fucking kamazie dont test me.

Dont make me unleash the beast
cuz I will hunt you down for fresh meat
my words will leave you stutterring puttering
dont lose track of this flow it got caught by the police
It will tear you up and leave you struggling for sleep
Cmon white boy you think you ready fo me?

[exial]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PCjiZ-FWNY0&feature=related

Yo charlee my ryme is sweet while your is just neat.
Dont fuck with this flow its rythm is too deep
Its rhyme is too sick, to sick fo this beat.
Cmon charlee hit me wit a decent rap
dont make me eat you like a fucking snack.
cmon white boy your lyrics are nice but nothing worth my time
Spit some lyrics that say you got a fucking rhyme.
Dont waste my time..

[charlee]

2 in a row, gettin better exial,
now ill take you out with style,
ill show you how to unleash the beast in a perspective sense,
show it the world for it is, unlock and open the gate to the fence,
now you shouldn't be tryin to act like such an o.g.,
cuz as we all can see you lack enough talent to hang with me,
bang you see, it hits you like a train wreck,
im hot like embers and my grip tightens around ya neck,
im a sick fuck like a coat hanger abortion,
im worth a fortune, but i put forth effort in perportions,
when i said sick fuck i ment it,
like a dude in boxers a rain boots, a top hat, im demented,
packages full of anthrax in your mail, who the fuck u think sent it,
i acapella this shit so fast i dont abide by the laws of time, ive bent it,
bitch your feeble, and you wouldnt know evil,
if it bit you in the ass with jaws made of steel,
im lethal, like your very last meal,
the tell ghost stories about me like im not even real,
I wrote that before, so get ready for the seequal,
im going to crush you unknowingly like a sidewalk covered in beetles,
ill erase you from history just like the government has,
once again you need to step the shit up man,
a white boy with talent a fairy tale dream,
or a nightmare when you wake up and you scream,
its probably one the choices that are listed above,
Your ignornace has overlooked what i am capable of,
i think im going end this shit right here and right now,
your rhymes are goofier then a girl with a mohawk and 1 eyebrow.

[exial]

lol.. wait till the beat kicks off.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PCjiZ-FWNY0&feature=channel

Yo im spitting a ryme i never rehearsed
a ryhme fresh from the oven
just like charlees mom baking me mc-muffins
Charlee boi trying to act like he got ryhme
time to shoot him down out of the fucking sky
Watch him drop like he got no glock..
a kami falls out of the sky, aimed at charlees house.
exial in the plane.. no escaping his demise
Fuck charlee and his wack ass spitting
Ide throw a gernade in his general direction
Time to hit charlee with a verse that i never rehearsed
these rymes only get better and never get worse..
Once again i will empty these words like the shells of an AK
watch them fall to the ground like rain drops
you ready to get dropped? Hit ya up with this glock.
Cmon boy you too ugly to walk these streetz so
im giving you your ultimate defeat

[charlee]

if there was anyone that i would second to me,
his name would exial an apprentice you see,
beating you down, 7 times like call of duty 5,
ill call the dogs on your ass and take watch from the sky,
skywalkers the name pistols and lightsabers i produce,
ill stomp on you to see fluids, like you were box full of juice,
i blend in with threes, with my orange and green suit,
your a fairy with a wand, a tiara, and flute,
ill kick you in your shins with my steel toe'd boots,
i leave you unable to speak like you were a mute,
think your friken special i couldnt give a fucking hoot,
ill put you in the ground and rip you out like a root,
this is the finals and im atempting to finish you off,
like your tied up in front me while i hold a kalishnekoff,
if you havent heard my nick name is the king,
maybe if you'd ask me nicley id take you underneath my wing,
now ask yourself which part of this rhyme did not at all sting?

[exial]

Yo

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PCjiZ-FWNY0

Yo charlee is that you buying those extra small rubbas
im gonn hit you with a fucking comet shower

once upon a time their was a kid named charlee
He was soo out of wack that i ended up stealing his money
Got charlee boi asking to be my apprentice
i never had the heart to tell him, i rather shoot him in the fucking apalexus
Hes so wack i sold him to some dealers for some toilet paper
And i cant believe they fucking bought him
Shot charlee in the head and you know what came out?
Fucking coco puffs came raining out of the sky

I flew with demon wings over his house
grabbed his sister and and never came bacK
Got him wondering why hes an only child..

[charlee]

Damn man, wtf was that supposed to be a comedy act,
if not its seems like a cover up for the skills you lack,
but i wont diss you to hard, even tho ur shit is wack,
im coming with the wicked and a hatchet execution attack,
luckly as sick as i am literally im in a decent mood today,
but i must ask are you trying to get slain,
all my shits comin of the top of my brain,
when i got ahold of ya sister i made her squirm and shed say,
oh charlee me so horny i love you long time,
bitch get on dem knees and suck this fat dick for a dime,
i couldnt tell if she was over sixteen it was probly a crime,
but like every other crime that ive commited ill be just fine,
them extra small rubbers are to cover the tip of my dick,
cuz im knownin for having an enitre box of magnums rip,
but shit, why have you not yet admitted defeat,
oh and ill be your apprentice the day i die on the street,
you've said that my rhymes are neat, but yours arent,
like tech said i kill kids on tracks like dale earnheart,
if you respond again to this spit ill severe splein,
im going to rip you to pieces and listen to your screams,
im twiztid like braids and i leave cats afraid,
to come out of there homes cuz im right there with a blade,
your nothing to me, your a juvenile menace,
ill come into your home and rip you out like a dentists,
i used massdefy and to your home directions ive found,
a badass yoda is and the way that he sounds,
nothing to me you are, understand you do not,
ill break your dome in half with a lock in sock.

[exial]

You are sick.

[Kasnia]

WHAT WHAT? Kas just broke the record of Charlee and Exial's uninterrupted convo! =D

[exial]

So in your opinion who won?

infidel...

[Kasnia]

So in your opinion who won?

infidel...

I didn't read any of the battle, I just noticed that you two were the only ones in this thread, so I thought I'd make it interesting. lol.

stop calling me an infidel you asshole :p

[exial]

ok.

OMG. How did you crack my code!

[Kasnia]

ok.

OMG. How did you crack my code!

It's cause I got mad skillz yo'!

[exial]

Damn You Yo Damn You!!

[charlee]

O.o someone else came into literature. LOCK ZE GATE!

[exial]

*locks the gate and throws it in the bush* Oh shit how am i going to get out?

[charlee]

"should we start looking for the key? or should we spark this chronic bowl?"

(sparks bowl)

exial: " Fuck man im hungry "

Charlee " Yeah man, you got any money there's a taco bell across the street"

Exial "Shit i got like 50 cents, pair of dice, and half a tootsie roll"

Charlee "Shit lemme see if i got some change, (search's through pockets) well hell all i gots is a bowl lighter and 2 smokes.

Exial "you just wanna mug cake?"

Charlee "Yeah that sounds good but i get first shot"

Exial "Leave me something left man"

(finds cake)

(beats the hell out of cake)

Cake "DAMNIT EXIAL & CHARLEE, MY GRANDMAMA GAVE ME THAT 20 DOLLARS BEFORE SHE DIED"!

Charlee "shit man, i guess you can come to taco bell if you want"

cake "i would just bought you assholes some food is you asked"

Charlee "You best watch who your talkin to like that before you get ate"

Cake " Fuck you, and you"

Exial "ill hold him down while you go get some sporks from taco bell"

(cake squirms around)

(gets bitched smacked by exial)

Exial "i said quit movin around bitch"

(I return)

Cake "look guys i got some weed at my house if you give me my money back"

Charlee "Got some food?"

we all get real high and eat lots of cereal.
THE END.

[a2thae]

"should we start looking for the key? or should we spark this chronic bowl?"

(sparks bowl)

exial: " Fuck man im hungry "

Charlee " Yeah man, you got any money there's a taco bell across the street"

Exial "Shit i got like 50 cents, pair of dice, and half a tootsie roll"

Charlee "Shit lemme see if i got some change, (search's through pockets) well hell all i gots is a bowl lighter and 2 smokes.

Exial "you just wanna mug cake?"

Charlee "Yeah that sounds good but i get first shot"

Exial "Leave me something left man"

(finds cake)

(beats the hell out of cake)

Cake "DAMNIT EXIAL & CHARLEE, MY GRANDMAMA GAVE ME THAT 20 DOLLARS BEFORE SHE DIED"!

Charlee "shit man, i guess you can come to taco bell if you want"

cake "i would just bought you assholes some food is you asked"

Charlee "You best watch who your talkin to like that before you get ate"

Cake " Fuck you, and you"

Exial "ill hold him down while you go get some sporks from taco bell"

(cake squirms around)

(gets bitched smacked by exial)

Exial "i said quit movin around bitch"

(I return)

Cake "look guys i got some weed at my house if you give me my money back"

Charlee "Got some food?"

we all get real high and eat lots of cereal.
THE END.

Hahaha I laughed when exial had half a tootsie roll

[exial]

Hahaha same. Lol what the fuck am i doing wit half a tootsi roll!! Hahaha. Hey Charlee make another one.

[AvengedX7]

You two are truly epic

[katt]

*locks the gate and throws it in the bush* Oh shit how am i going to get out?

Why would you lock the gate if you were just going to throw the gate away?

[charlee]

!!! More people in literature !!!

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Its a nice day, no clouds, sun shining bright.

CharLee is Leaning against a white picket fence, smoking a cigarette, and listening to his ipod. He turns to hauk a loogy and spots exial coming around the corner, pushing a stroller.

Charlee: Where'd you get that baby?

Exial: I stole it man.

Charlee: Why the fucked you do that?

Exial: Well see ive been runnin low on cash so i figured i'd steal a baby and sell it to the black market.

Charlee: Oh.

Exial: Only problem is i stole the baby and dont know where the black market is.

Charlee: Well at least it aint crying.

On cue the baby begins to cry its fucking eyes out.

Exial: DAMNIT CHARLEE! YOU JINKZD IT!

Charlee: Shit.

Exial: damn damn damn, now wtf are we gonna do?

Charlee: Well either ill help you sell it or we should return the little bastard.

Exial: hmmm, you know what i think ill give it back.

Charlee: Cool, where'd ya get it.

Exial: Funny thing, i cant remember.

Charlee: Capital SHIT!

Exial: Yeah dude, this sucks.

Charlee: Fuck im too sober to think, do you have a bowl on you?

Exial: Indeed i do.

We blaze the fuck out, blow it at the baby so it'll stfu.

Charlee: I got it, follow me.

Walks into town and stop are a block away from the cop shop.

Charlee: Alright ill mule kick the door a couple times and you put the baby on the steps.

Exial: What if the cops see us?

Charlee: Run like hell

Exial: Dude im not a good runner when im stoned.

Charlee: Neither i, But im tryin to deal with that friken baby.

Exial: Dude im nervous.

Charlee: Me Too! But you stole a fucking baby!

Exial: On three then.
1.
2.
3.
I kick the door of the cop shop so hard that the door flys open and we're spotted by to police women.

Charlee: DO IT AND RUN!

Exial is half way down the street and he put the baby on top a trash can next to the steps.

Charlee: DAMNIT CAKE!

I run like hell while being persued by one of the two police women.
Turn the corner.

Exial: Psss Charlee im up here.

Charlee: How the fucked you get in that tree?

Exial: Give me your hand ill help you up. And watch out for the vicous dog.

Charlee: Dog!

Climbs the tree.

Charlee: Dude hes fucking hungry and if the cop sees the dog staring us down she'll be sure to find us.

Exial: *throws a stick. Damn he didnt go for the stick.

Charlee: Quick check your pockets for something that'll get his attention.

Exial: Well i got this bowl, and half a tootsie roll. and im not throwing a bowl.

Charlee: Then use the fuckin tootsie roll!

Exial: But dude, its my last one!

Charlee: Damnit exial your the one who got us into this situation.

Exial throws the tootsie roll, the dog eats it and rolls over a dies because it cant eat chocolate. The police women runs past without noticing.

Exial: Phew, That was a close one.

Charlee: Yeah but this story sucks and im posting it cuz i already wrote it.

[exial]

Hahahaha... that was epic dude. Lol Damnit cake i love the randomness. Post another one dude, this shit is hilarious.

[a2thae]

"Left the baby on top of a trash can by the steps...DAMNIT Cake!!!"

Hahahaha

[exial]

Why would you lock the gate if you were just going to throw the gate away?

Lol.. i threw the key away and locked myself in. Hahaha :D

[AvengedX7]

The one liners are the best, Yes more people in literature i'd really like to see this sub forum get bigger and full of more creativenessesssss. Poetry, stories, random ideas, quotes, this could be good, especially with charlee's story time.

Can i be a character?

[katt]

Lol.. i threw the key away and locked myself in. Hahaha :D

How can you be locked in, while running from cops, having children, and climbing trees?

[charlee]

I believe that was for the first one.

[katt]

It's not a continuing story?

[charlee]

I guess it could be. Ill write teh third part tommarow.

[exial]

The one liners are the best, Yes more people in literature i'd really like to see this sub forum get bigger and full of more creativenessesssss. Poetry, stories, random ideas, quotes, this could be good, especially with charlee's story time.

Can i be a character?

Yeah charlee join my boi Avenged in our epic story.

[charlee]

will do...

[charlee]

The robo was intense. Exial had puked, I was breathing so fast it was more of a spasm. Lifting my head was like benching 250. Standing up was like having the world on my shoulders. I would of comforted exial but i couldn't even mouth the words "are you alright". And then we peaked.

There we were, in a feild. I knew for a fact that we were truley in bum fucked egypt. And trouble was coming.

Charlee: duuuuuudeeeefffff... whasht ta fuckss?

Exial: (groan)

*gun shot in the distance.

"Hey What The Fuck Do You Think Your Doing On My Property?"

Charlee: duh uhh dwe dwer uhh jushht at my houshhhh doooode.

Strange man: Well your both half naked rolling around in my feild squashin my crops.

Exial: jeeeshhusshh?

Strange man: The fuck are yall problems?

*fades to black*

"Wake up shit heads"

Charlee: The fuck?

Exial: Who in the... Where the... dude....

Avenged7x: Howdy fuckers.

Exial: uhhh hi?

Charlee: Where the fuck is my weed?

Avenged7x: Right there next to ya partner.

Charlee: Ohs, got a light? and a pape?

Avenged7x: Sure do, right there on the table.

Charlee: Damn, im out of it.

Exial: Dude, more importantly where the fuck are we?

Avenged7x: You're in the bad lands.

Charlee: The wha?

Avenged7x: A horrible place that is filled with mythical creatures and such.

Exial: And such?

Avenged7x: You can't even imagine.

Charlee: So how do we get back?
*lights dubey*

Avenged7x: A journey you must take, and complete.

Charlee: How will we know where to go?

Avenged: I suppose i could show you the way.

Exial: Well lets hurry the fuck up, my old lady's gonna kill me.

Avenged: Well Grab some weaponry from the cellar and meet me out front.

*15 minutes later*

Exial: Armed and ready.

Avenged: good, this shouldn't take long if we survive?

Charlee: Wtf is that supposed to mean?

Avenged: We shall battle over the hill and through those woods. Then we will do battle with the mighty cerberus!!!

Charlee: Whatever lets go.

*they walk to the hill*

Avenged: as soon as we set foot on the hill it will come.

Charlee: Good, lets kick some ass.

*they step upon the hill*

*a giant cake monster rises from the ground*

Cake monster: RAAAWWWWRRRRR!!!!!

Exial: Shit. Give em hell.

*the cake monster attacks while we dodge the its first strike*

*charlee spray a clip of his ak into the cake monster*

Charlee: fuck!!!

*the cake monster strikes charlee and rag dolls him into a tree*

Exial: D-D-DAMNIT CAKE!!!!!!

*as exial lets out his mighty warcry he grabs a pitchfork from a convieniently placed haybail and hurls it tword the cake monster*

Cake monster: NOOOO!!!! FORKS!!!! MY ONLY WEAKNESS!!!!

*the cake monster ***t into a pile of cake sludge*

Avenged: Charlee, Are you ok.

Charlee: Couple broken ribs, but ill make it.

*they carry on over the hill to were the woods begin.

[AvengedX7]

It sounds like I'm part cowboy. And weapons? Nice!

Looking forward to more advancements

[charlee]

As they set foot in the woods they do gun battle with chimeras, and what would probably be called an "assrot". They were beaten, bloody, bruised, but not broken. They carried on, to the edge of the forest.

As the three mighty warriors catch glimpse of light peeking through the forests edge the hear the barking of what would be a few dogs.

Charlee: Can't we just leave this fucking place, i really wanna get high.

Avenged: We are close.

Exial: Damn straight, let us face this beast.

*they proceed to leave the forest and spot the highway*

Charlee: looks like he didnt...

*a mighty gate from hell sprouts from the earth, a vicious three headed dog rises from the earth to greet them with greeting that of which shook the ground.

Exial: FIRE!!!

* they let loose ever bit of ammo in they're clips, avenged pulls a rocket launcher and fires at the dog furthest to the left, he swallowed it without an explosion. the dog furthest right drools a mighty drip that looked like a small pond.*

Avenged: How will we defeat him?

Charlee: I've got it, EXIAL!!! USE THE TOOTSIE ROLLS!!!

Exial: (sigh) Fine...

* he throws a bag of tootsie rolls into the center dogs mouth, he swallows which and smirks.


Slowly the smirk fades and turns to grimace, its neck go's limp.*


Charlee: FUCKING RIGHT DOGGY!

Avenged: Uhhhh, sorry to say it but there's still two left.

Exial: RUNNN!!!

*they made a break for it, but they were nipped by the collars, thrown into to the air, and caught in the mouths of the beast and swallowed whole.

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(smack)
*groan*
(pimp smack)
Uhhhhh....

Oi! Mother fucker wake the fuck up, you've drooled a fucking river already.

charlee: huh?

Exial: You've been out for a day and a half.

Charlee: Saywha?

Exial You've been out cold, drooling like rama seeing miss T in person.

Charlee: Dude i had this dream.

Exial: I know, you muttered breifly about a cake and a dog or something...

Charlee: How was your trip.

Exial: Apparently not as good as yours. Three times you started flopping around like a fish out of water...

Charlee: It was a tree.

Exial: Dude, your still out of it, grab the bong next to you and take this lighter, i've got an issue we need to take care of.


should i keep or redo this, i was kinda in a hurry.

[GaMeRbOt]

Nah, its good lol

[exial]

Keep is bro, its fucking epic to read. And funny as hell. Lol cake.

[charlee]

Soon as another idea pops up ill be sure to write about it.

[exial]

lol yeah. i would write one but im too high, and its just soo epic to read.. :D

[exial]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CeQW54mEqfc&feature=related

cut the feeling of everyday life,
take a strole through the midnight,
wake up at six slit your figure tips ,
just to feel the pain ,am i going insane? no,
im more alive than i have been.
high of the earth cosing a riot ,
just to see the dirty raise to the sky,
once that mud reaches its destenation
theres no rebound you will die
yo charlie your starting to act kinda narly
and your rythem has flow for a sorry bitch ass hoe.
coz i know you shoot crack on the street
trying to keep up to the big mans beat but its weak.
your a low life a nothing hit me back with something
before your lyrics start rotting.
coz your lacking confidence and the mentality,
to violently come back up at me and hit the beat.
so take a seat and relax take 10 shrooms and 20 8 packs
trip balls like i just kicked yours, rewind now your plastered to the wall.
and now your falling .madness? this is sparta and if you were wise
you wouldent barter, with words you dont understand rather
save that till the day you become a man.
its playing too much call of duty,that makes me throw your lyrics in the can
but now their muted ,still i stand 10 feet tall watching you across
the great chinese wall gues what g you look kinda small
-GIN BRUKA!

[charlee]

If you smoke blunts then say hell yeah!!! Hell yeah!!! Hell yeah!!!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MvUPKEB9pbg

[exial]

lol, he wants a war, not a song :D

[charlee]

Whos this gin burka kid? dunno who he is,
He needs to get the fuck up about my biz,
Like my pop hes gonna vanish like hes da fizz,
Remove his eyes and skull fuck him til i jizz,
Im a sick bastard but this you already have learned,
After i bust my nut then it'll be his turn,
burn bitch, rot, clap him and unfold him, a cot,
he'll be doin 75 when he realizes his brakes are shot
Aim for the spot, turn my head and take the shot,
you goof bag, fag, little miss goldy locks,
fuck im not even tryin and dissin like im on a mission,
fairy fucking pussy hatin dick lickin ass kissin,
You be nothing, nota, zero,
Ill wrap this shit up tomarrow, time for guitar hero,

[charlee]

"Dude, wake the fuck up"

"5 more minutes"

Exial: Infidel, the f***** is empty, the girls are gone, there isn't an ounce of crown royal left, and i cant find the bong, get your ass up.

*Hungover as fuck CharLee Stumbles over to the bathroom to drain his main vein, after which he stubs his toe on what seems to be a brick with a note tied to it surround by much broken glass*

CharLee - "EXIAL!! YOUR BABIES MOMMA KNOWS WHERE WE'RE AT!!!"

Exial - "HOWS THAT?"

CharLee - "SHE LEFT A MESSAGE TIED TO A BRICK"

Exial - "WHAT DOES IT SAY"

CharLee - *under his breath* "If ever you wish to see your bong again be at the park at 3:00 sharp and dont be late"

Exial - Well what does it fuckin say

Charlee - they have our bong. we must go to the park at 3:00

exial - so be it

*3:00 comes and they arrive at the park on time, A man in a dark trench coat approaches them*

Man - *in a high voice, almost young sounding* are you the chosen ones?

exial - infidel, where is my bong!? i would of hit you already if i didnt think you might have it with you!

Man - I know where your bong is, and how you can retreive it

Charlee- you got about three seconds...

Man - My name is N0M4N, Your bong is located in fortress controlled owned and run buy the PASM, or the Parents Against Smoking Marijuana. It is heavily guarded and has an extre***y tight perimeter, most of the base is located underground.

Exial - and lemme guess, we have to go on some uber long adventure and fight our way to the extreme distant end of the fortress to retrieve our bong?

N0M4N - Precisely...

CharLee - Ughhh, hangover much. But ok, tis the only thing of value that i own and has been passed down to me, it must return unscathed. but what do you get out of this?

N0M4N - I was hoping you guys would smoke with me after...

Exial - Well make haste with directions and what not, and ill consider it.

* Blah BLah BLah They get there *

Now the entrance is lined with a super magnet that prevents any and all weapons from entering the fortress, these should suit you well * hands over what seem to be handles to some sort of sword like weapon* Now press the Button*

Shvvooomp

Exial - Holy shit! They're light sabers!

[exial]

haha. plz continue. :D