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AssRot
February 14th, 2009, 09:31 AM
HELL FUCKING YES! The girl that I am in love with just broke up with her boyfriend! I knew it would have to fucking happen eventually and now it FUCKING DID!!!! WOOOHOOOOOOO!!!! How do I move in for the kill??? How long do I have to wait to make a serious move???
drugfeind
February 14th, 2009, 10:17 AM
Just ask her if she is interested in anybody else, and if she kind of flirts with you and wont tell you who it is , that means it's probly you. Heres some man to man advice, get fucked right up and go ask her out
AssRot
February 14th, 2009, 10:21 AM
Yeah... yeah... I'm gonna do it.
They broke up on Valentines Day no less... what a douchebag thing to do, I bet it was him.
deathlord888
February 14th, 2009, 10:59 AM
well dont rush it i did and well it fucking sucked for me lol
AssRot
February 14th, 2009, 11:05 AM
I dont think I'll rush it. I'm just afraid someone will beat me to it because I dont go to her school... I see her for like half an hour a day you know? Sometimes more if we have math that day. I gotta make my move smooth
ramalamafafafa
February 14th, 2009, 11:13 AM
HELL FUCKING YES! The girl that I am in love with just broke up with her boyfriend! I knew it would have to fucking happen eventually and now it FUCKING DID!!!! WOOOHOOOOOOO!!!! How do I move in for the kill??? How long do I have to wait to make a serious move???
Make an offering. I recommend a pig or several virgins.
deathlord888
February 14th, 2009, 11:21 AM
how long did they date for?
AssRot
February 14th, 2009, 11:30 AM
I think for a good number of months. Maybe a year? I dont know. She changed her profile picture away from the one that had them both in it so i guess shes pissed :)
deathlord888
February 14th, 2009, 11:38 AM
well i would wait at least a week before you try anything
AssRot
February 14th, 2009, 11:51 AM
Yeah :cool: totally. I'm going to spend that whole week making her feel super special
drugfeind
February 14th, 2009, 12:13 PM
good idea man don't act like you are a sex feind. just treat her like she is very special and make her feel secure. maybe tell her things like " you deserve better than that guy" or "you know, you are very beautiful". takeing it nice and slow is never a bad thing unless all you want is sex , but i don't think thats all you want, from the way you write about her. make her feel loved man girls love feeling loved, and remember you get what you put into a relationship back out usually, for example if you dont give a rats ass about the relationship i guarentee she won't either. i took a college course on relationships so if you want some solid advice pm me, cuz supposedly i have innapropriate grammer for these foruums.
deathlord888
February 14th, 2009, 12:20 PM
i wouldnt try and make her feel special, because then she will think she can get really great guys and say fuck you to you lol
AssRot
February 14th, 2009, 01:52 PM
Thanks guys :] Good tips. You are a much more helpful than i assumed
drugfeind
February 14th, 2009, 02:03 PM
i just like seeing or hearing people fall in love knowing that i helped a bit. keep your stick on the ice dude
charlee
February 14th, 2009, 03:24 PM
Over the next week treat her good. Make her feel better about the situation. Then hopfully she'll begin to think why should she be with him when she can be with you.
a2thae
February 14th, 2009, 07:23 PM
I wouldn't wait an entire fucking week...
Listen up, I'm gonna outline what to do cuz I'm in a hurry:
First, when you see her, approach her like you would any other girl, and start an interesting conversation. Don't tell her you like her, if she asks, just say maybe. I assume you know how to have an interesting conversation.
Do this, and get her information, e-mail and number etc, if you want to know the way I'd do it, ask.
Don't talk to her the next day unless she comes and talks to you, and then e-mail her, just saying what's up.
The next day talk to her again etc, then reply to the email she sent back, if she didn't send one back, just send something teasing her about playing hard to get or something.
Next day don't talk to her unless she talks to you.
If she emailed you back, then reply.
Next day, talk to her etc, then when you get home call her, she will be much more friendly because you've sort of talked in a non school setting...and I got to go so I'll edit this later tonight
AssRot
February 14th, 2009, 07:30 PM
The thing is its not like i dont know her. We're friends. So its kinda awqward for me. I talk to her on facebook all the time and i have her phone number already
deathlord888
February 14th, 2009, 10:50 PM
ya that is like me and this girl i like, i have liked her for time i always fucking talk to her too it sucks
a2thae
February 15th, 2009, 02:11 AM
Good idea man don't act like you are a sex fiend.Just treat her like she is very special and make her feel secure. Maybe tell her things like "You deserve better than that guy," or "You know, you are very beautiful." Taking it nice and slow is never a bad thing unless all you want is sex, but I don't think that's all you want from the way you write about her.
Make her feel loved man; girls love feeling loved, and remember you get what you put into a relationship back out usually. For example if you don't give a rat's ass about the relationship i guarantee she won't either. I took a college course on relationships so if you want some solid advice pm me, because supposedly I have inappropriate grammar for these forums.
Yes you do, make your post nice and neat. Fuck.
I do not recommend this advice, that's making the mistake of being an ass kisser.
LiveWire
February 15th, 2009, 10:31 PM
Hang out with her and maybe get an email convo going.... idk why but girls are great at sharing too much in an email, especially if they're feeling down about something.
So yea that is a good way to get to know her abit better.
But yea... hang out with her. take her somewhere an have a really good time.
If you guys are friends already that should make it even easier.
Deathlord you too!!
Miss_Minx
February 15th, 2009, 10:33 PM
Just stop being pansies and go and talk the girl.
LiveWire
February 15th, 2009, 11:11 PM
he's friends with her already. they do talk.
Read the thread hun.
Miss_Minx
February 16th, 2009, 01:27 AM
he's friends with her already. they do talk.
Read the thread hun.
Don't feel the need to talk down to me, hun. I know they talk, I'm telling him to just go and tell her how he feels, to an extent that is, I wouldn't reccomend professing your eternal and undying love for her. Just tell heryou like her and ask her out. DO IT IN PERSON, it shows confidence.
ramalamafafafa
February 16th, 2009, 07:20 AM
Don't feel the need to talk down to me.......
It's rather an unavoidable part of talking to you.
LiveWire
February 17th, 2009, 01:48 AM
^^^
This.
He beat me to it.
freetibet
February 17th, 2009, 02:13 AM
Don't feel the need to talk down to me, hun. I know they talk, I'm telling him to just go and tell her how he feels, to an extent that is, I wouldn't reccomend professing your eternal and undying love for her. Just tell heryou like her and ask her out. DO IT IN PERSON, it shows confidence.
SHADUP NUMERATOR!!
lol
AssRot
February 17th, 2009, 06:39 PM
Lets see how it goes tomorrow! pray for me
a2thae
February 17th, 2009, 07:08 PM
I believe in you dude. Just don't choke.
If you're feeling the need to build up some confidence/self esteem just do this exercise:
Step 1
Look in the mirror, and say "I Like myself," and say it like you mean it damnit.
Step 2
Repeat step one 10 times, even if you have to grit it through your teeth.
Step 3
Repeat steps 1 and 2 as many times as needed.
deathlord888
February 17th, 2009, 07:25 PM
i found out i focus on something i really like about myself which is my bench press so just pick something like that it is working for me
charlee
February 17th, 2009, 07:32 PM
ooo, keep us posted ass rot!!!
Nebuchadnezzar
February 17th, 2009, 07:34 PM
I'm going to spend that whole week making her feel super special
I hope you don't act too creepy in person.... Love is great, but misrepresented love turns on you like a stoned polar bear. This coming from a professional antisocial creep; I've seen several people (including myself) with feelings like yours come on too strong and kill the relationship before it begins, it gets easier the stronger your emotions are.
AssRot
February 17th, 2009, 07:53 PM
Creep is my middle name buddy. Hehehe but people know me too well to be turned off by it so its all cool
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