Virginity

[Ghostfacekiller]

Where does verginity start and stop? If you engage in oral sex are still a virgin? what about anal?

[Nebuchadnezzar]

Virginity is a fucked-up (pun intended) concept that deserves no place in any modern society.

Largely due to the fact that it's entirely relative, as you just demonstrated.

[freetibet]

hmmm I'd say oral sex only = virgin

anal sex only = not virgin

[Deetinator]

I'd say oral and anal sex are both sex. It's called anal SEX, not called anal volleyball ;)

[Ghostfacekiller]

so what about the old hand job?

[AssRot]

handjob.... hmmm... still a virgin. Anal and oral pass.

[Deetinator]

Idk, that's dirty, and I wouldn't want my future wife doing that to someone else, though I wouldn't call it sex. Idk?

[Nebuchadnezzar]

WWBCD? (What would Bill Clinton do)

"I did not have sexual relations with that woman, miss lewinski"

Well, she sucked his dick, but he wasn't convicted for lying in that quote. I guess that makes slobbing the knob not sex.

[remadon1]

I think anything beyond the kiss is sexual, and some could argue that
the usual kiss is just a stepping stone for sexual acts.

pre-kiss is holding hand.....

So dose holding somones hand loose your virginity?

[deathlord888]

no i think you lose your virginity, when you fuck a chick in the vagina or ass, but who the fuck goes ass before vagina really?

[freetibet]

I think anything beyond the kiss is sexual, and some could argue that
the usual kiss is just a stepping stone for sexual acts.

pre-kiss is holding hand.....

So dose holding somones hand loose your virginity?

uhh... ya. So you should probably never hold hands with anyone. Luckily you were blessed to be as unattractive as you are so nobody wants to anyway.

[Nebuchadnezzar]

no i think you lose your virginity, when you fuck a chick in the vagina or ass, but who the fuck goes ass before vagina really?
Funny you should ask.

There has recently been a significant upswing in instances of anal sex because, get this, some chicks think they'll still be virgins.

[a2thae]

Hahaha. I don't think I'd fuck a girl in the ass if she just ate mcdonalds or something.

What about earsex? (family guy)

[skullcandy]

then what about titty fucked? Does that count as losing virginity?

[freetibet]

Funny you should ask.

There has recently been a significant upswing in instances of anal sex because, get this, some chicks think they'll still be virgins.

thats messed up...

Who in their right mind would rather have their cherry popped than lose their virginity?

[charlee]

Haha, usually before having sexual intercourse i'd think that virgin would be scared of the bunghole. unless they have the internet, which fucks my whole first sentance. Damnit all!

[Leezpo]

Sex before marriage? for shame, for shame.

[a2thae]

Fuck off Leezpo.

[deathlord888]

Funny you should ask.

There has recently been a significant upswing in instances of anal sex because, get this, some chicks think they'll still be virgins.

i personally dont find it attractive and actually idk even then you could still be a virgin idk really it is a hard question

[numerator-91]

Funny you should ask.

There has recently been a significant upswing in instances of anal sex because, get this, some chicks think they'll still be virgins.

I know a very funny story regarding a good catholic girl taking it up the poo chute to protect her virginity.

[Miss_Minx]

guys lose their virginity when they stick there dick in a vagina. girls lose their virginity when a guy sticks his dick in their vagina.

[LiveWire]

Yea i'd classify it as that.
I don't think oral counts, hand jobs def not.
anal.... idk who the fuck would do that anyway.

[dielon]

i don't know if i can call oral sex losing your virginity. I mean the chick doesn't even have to get undressed and even fat women at the white house do it. (old joke but i don't really care)

[ramalamafafafa]

Yea i'd classify it as that.
I don't think oral counts, hand jobs def not.
anal.... idk who the fuck would do that anyway.

Up the bum, no harm done.

[freetibet]

did a guy die from being fucked up the butt by a horse?

[Nebuchadnezzar]

what what, in the butt

south park ftw

[LiveWire]

Up the bum, no harm done.

Obviously something you know from experience....;)

[ramalamafafafa]

Obviously something you know from experience....;)

;), you ought to know....

[freetibet]

proof!!! proof that ramalama loves pegging!!!

[ramalamafafafa]

proof!!! proof that ramalama loves pegging!!!

I was implying that i had anal sex with Livewire.

[freetibet]

ya... except she was the one doing the penetration lol

[ramalamafafafa]

ya... except she was the one doing the penetration lol

Nah, i was.

Right, darl ;)...



hehehehehehe

[LiveWire]

I was implying that i had anal sex with Livewire.

dont kid yourself fuckwit.


darl ;)...


go die.

[Phoenix Fire]

Get it straight, "Ramafag".
The only person kiwi has buttsecs with is me.

[ramalamafafafa]

dont kid yourself fuckwit.



go die.

Oh fucking relax, 'twas a joke.

[mojo_1]

Heheh.. Rama is denied!

Speaking of back door sex though, my cousin's current on and off girlfriend took it up the ass with my ex-lovers bestie, because she thought it would hurt less...

[LiveWire]

hahaha. i loled.

but no, phoenix fuck off also.

[ramalamafafafa]

Speaking of back door sex though, my cousin's current on and off girlfriend took it up the ass with my ex-lovers bestie, because she thought it would hurt less...

That's rather confusing at first glance.

[LiveWire]

.... rama. you know i love you.....

an how would anal hurt less.....

[ramalamafafafa]

hahaha. i loled.

but no, phoenix fuck off also.

You've really got the ego-chainsaw out tonight...

[Phoenix Fire]

Can anyone get anal around here? sheesh.

[LiveWire]

yup... find someone else though

an no ones called me kiwi in ages.

[freetibet]

yup... find someone else though

an no ones called me kiwi in ages.

I've always wanted to have anal with a fruit...

buahaha I made a funny

[skullcandy]

I think getting head counts as losing your virginity, but titty fucked doesn't.

[karmassinator]

I love the bill comment... And NO you are all wrong it only counts as being SEX if you bust a nut inside any region of her/his (for the ladies and faggs) entry points! Other than that you go home a virgin and yank it like a monkey in a mango tree.

[drugfeind]

i say if your a girl and im not you lose your anal virginity when you get ass fucked, vagina virginity when you get pussy fucked, and mouth virginity when you suck a knob. as for guys i think all u need to do is cumm in someone elses body and you lose your virginity

wow sorry i just realized my comment was very similar to karma's i agree with him

[Warpurlgis]

I Think oral sex only counts losing virginity towards girls cause their doing all the work

[dreygoth]

virgin is really when


NO SEXUAL SHIT HAPPENS

no porn, no masturbation, no sex of any kind including oral

but erections ok its normal xD

[skullcandy]

HOW MANY FUCKING TIMES MUST I SAY IT, DON't BE AN ASSHAT!

[charlee]

Shit girls should get their honorary learning the ropes award.

[freetibet]

"Virgin
1 a: an unmarried woman devoted to religion bcapitalized : virgo
2 a: an absolutely chaste young woman b: an unmarried girl or woman
3capitalized : virgin mary
4 a: a person who has not had sexual intercourse b: a person who is inexperienced in a usually specified sphere of activity <a virgin in politics>
5: a female animal that has never copulated"

Looks like you have to have sexual intercourse (penis in pussy) to lose your virginity. Though sexual intercourse is defined as:

"1 : heterosexual intercourse involving penetration of the vagina by the penis : coitus
2 : intercourse (as anal or oral intercourse) that does not involve penetration of the vagina by the penis"

So if you count #2 having oral sex or anal sex could be considered intercourse. I'm going to go with the penis in pussy = no more virgin though.

[LordSkweegie]

oral=virgin (if a chik can suck a dick n still be a virgin, so are you)
anal=no virgin
tittyfuck=no virgin (only if you cum all over her tits and/or face)

[drugfeind]

virgin is really when


NO SEXUAL SHIT HAPPENS

no porn, no masturbation, no sex of any kind including oral

but erections ok its normal xD

Damn the first time I watched porn i was like six or 7 years old. So does that mean I lost my virginity when I was 6? Nah I think you are just one of those people I like refering to as "douchebags"

[freetibet]

oral=virgin (if a chik can suck a dick n still be a virgin, so are you)
anal=no virgin
tittyfuck=no virgin (only if you cum all over her tits and/or face)

how would tittyfucking make you lose your virginity?

You don't even go inside her body...

[Mercury]

I'm with freetibet. Tittyfucking doesn't cost you your virginity. Sticking your penis inside her vagina = no more virginity.

[tmz]

i dont count oral or a hand job as loosing virginity. thats just silly =]

[Zamato Elite]

Virginity stops at intercourse.

Penis in Vagina is how you lose virginity. Nothing else matters.

[Maggotsfriend]

So how would it work for lesbians?

[Obscurum14]

It works when they 'bump donuts'.

[Ghostfacekiller]

So then the question must be asked, If you put your penis in a toast have you lost your virginity.

[Zamato Elite]

So how would it work for lesbians?

Lesbians will always be virgins until they have intercourse with a penis.

[Zamato Elite]

So then the question must be asked, If you put your penis in a toast have you lost your virginity.

Toasts don't have a vagina.

[skullcandy]

my toast does.

[freetibet]

my toast does.

Can I borrow your toast?

[Ghostfacekiller]

Toasts don't have a vagina.

The toaster does, thats what your really putting your toast in. So if i fuck a pocket pussy it has a vagina therefor i lost my virginity?

[freetibet]

your toaster has a pussy?!?!?!?

wtf

where are you guys getting all these pussy bearing items?

[Ghostfacekiller]

When you have a cock like mine pussy will find you.

[freetibet]

girls can't really tell what sort of cock you have just by lookin at you though

[Ghostfacekiller]

My Cock has ESP

[freetibet]

wouldn't your cock have to have a brain then?

do you ever get headaches in your penis?

[Deetinator]

i think they're called peneaches

[jayden506]

who is livewire and how can i hit it?

[AssRot]

i masturbate daily. coolrite

[TotalAnarchyUK]

May I join you?

[Cashis Clay]

Wow UK has got 2 b the biggest homo i've ever known.

[TotalAnarchyUK]

Thats funny, your dad said the same thing!

[a2thae]

Jayden506--this is a warning do not post idiocy again.

closed due to necro and no information relevant/insightful being added. PM me if you want me to re-open it, only if you have something you feel you need to add and only if its relevant to the discussion.