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Leezpo
February 10th, 2009, 03:10 AM
He was at a going-out-of-business sale of a gun shop. he had parked a couple blocks away because there was a lot of traffic when he arrived.

By the time I left the sale, I was carting two big boxes of hand guns and ammo back to my truck late at night when I passed by an alley from which there was emanating some kind of commotion

It was dark, but he could clearly discern two young men in the early stages of subduing a young woman and removing her clothes to rape her.

His first reaction was to run away so as not to witness the act of unmarried sex, but then he remembered the Bible says:

1 Behold, the day of the LORD cometh, and thy spoil shall be divided in the midst of thee.


2 For I will gather all nations against Jerusalem to battle; and the city shall be taken, and the houses rifled, and the women ravished; and half of the city shall go forth into captivity, and the residue of the people shall not be cut off from the city.


In addition it also says in Isaiah:



18 In that day the Lord will take away the bravery of their tinkling ornaments about their feet, and their cauls, and their round tires like the moon,

19 The chains, and the bracelets, and the mufflers,

20 The bonnets, and the ornaments of the legs, and the headbands, and the tablets, and the earrings,

21 The rings, and nose jewels,

22 The changeable suits of apparel, and the mantles, and the wimples, and the crisping pins,

23 The glasses, and the fine linen, and the hoods, and the vails.

24 And it shall come to pass, that instead of sweet s***l there shall be stink; and instead of a girdle a rent;
and instead of well set hair baldness; and instead of a stomacher a girding of sackcloth; and burning instead of beauty.

25 Thy men shall fall by the sword, and thy mighty in the war.

26 And her gates shall lament and mourn; and she being desolate shall sit upon the ground.

Quite obviously these are the end times and non-True Christian women are disgusting harlots. Indeed, the young lady in question was scantily clad in a revealing outfit and adorned in lavish jewels.

He then realized this young lady was being punished by the Almighty for being a depraved harlot, and he decided to take a moment to witness to her while she was unable to move.

He set the boxes of ammo and hand guns down to pull out his pocket Bible and started reading aloud about how GOD views women who are vain and haughty. The commotion stopped momentarily as the righteous rapists stopped in bewilderment and only the young woman's shrieks for help and my best preaching voice could be heard in the night air.

After he finished the reading, he threw a Chick tract at her and he gathered up his purchases and continued on to my vehicle, praying in my mind that this young woman would get up off her back and kneel down in that alley way and give her life to CHRIST right then and there, after He showed her just what happens to perverted little hussies like her.

But now he's slightly worried that he might have acted in the wrong way. Was it wrong that he didn't look away? He was, after all, able to see her undergarments, as well as the shameful privates of her rapists. Will GOD punish him for staying around to minister?

-Faithful Leezpo

ItsAPoorlyKeptSecret
February 10th, 2009, 03:25 AM
Dude I really hope your joking, but either way I really fuckin dont like this thread at all and can't even think of what to say but you disgust me. Rape is nothing to poke fun at, the religous side yea sure whatever but other then that your fuckin stupid.

freetibet
February 10th, 2009, 04:03 AM
the man is a troll, ignore him and maybe he'll leave

WeirdD
February 10th, 2009, 03:50 PM
if i ever witnessed a rape chances are id be going to jail for however many counts of murder as there were rapists.

Cake
February 10th, 2009, 03:56 PM
He was at a going-out-of-business sale of a gun shop. he had parked a couple blocks away because there was a lot of traffic when he arrived.

By the time I left the sale, I was carting two big boxes of hand guns and ammo back to my truck late at night when I passed by an alley from which there was emanating some kind of commotion

It was dark, but he could clearly discern two young men in the early stages of subduing a young woman and removing her clothes to rape her.

His first reaction was to run away so as not to witness the act of unmarried sex, but then he remembered the Bible says:



Ok.....who witnessed it YOU or your friend? Thats fucked up.....there are a few things i cant stand and thats rape....and a dude hitting a chick......

PS: I dislike you.....You/''your friend'' Should have KICKED some ass......or shot at em.....if what you say is true.

frankenstein
February 10th, 2009, 04:18 PM
talking in third person then first person.. fucking lame. quite the imagination you got their ohh and if it were true then that imaginary friend of yours would be an accessory.

if i ever witnessed a rape chances are id be going to jail for however many counts of murder as there were rapists.
i hear that!

methtownblue
February 10th, 2009, 04:20 PM
No sane human being would even say things like this, so I'm assuming that you're joking. Even if you were just fooling around, you still crossed the line with this and the other asinine posts put here earlier. Seriously just leave this site while people think you're just another religious nutjob (or troll for some), before you start to really piss people off.

a2thae
February 10th, 2009, 04:23 PM
...Go die Leezpo. Go fucking shoot yourself.

I realize it is a possibility that he purposely typed "I," and "he," to fuck with us, and to make us think he's a sick christian or something; but I believe he just copypasted from some stupid shit, tried to change it to his friend, but fucked up a few places.

deathlord888
February 10th, 2009, 04:56 PM
TROLL
at least dont confuse friend with yourself in the next story retard

Nebuchadnezzar
February 10th, 2009, 08:28 PM
HAH! Leezpo, you're hilarious.

But hilarious is easy.

go get gangraped and shot by gay guys.

Leezpo
February 10th, 2009, 09:49 PM
Nebuchadnezzar, you dare speak of homosexuality in the sight of god? Do not spew your blasphemy onto me, what you do in your free time is your business, and will be punished eventually by god.

I mixed up "I," and "he," so you would read my post, and give my friend guidance.

No true christians exist here it seems, perhaps deetinator, but that is it.

Deetinator, please offer your insight on here.

-Faithful Leezpo

eClipse1334
February 10th, 2009, 09:54 PM
I agree with the above it was funny but just funny I wouldn't go as far as saying hilarious. I hope you enjoy (more like suffer) a painfully slow death involving a full grown tree inserted into your anus as jesus points and laughs at your cries of agony and despair.

eClipse1334
February 10th, 2009, 09:59 PM
o nvr mind that I agree with Nebuchadnezzar not that sic son of a super conservative biotch.

Nebuchadnezzar
February 10th, 2009, 11:30 PM
Nebuchadnezzar, you dare speak of homosexuality in the sight of god? Do not spew your blasphemy onto me, what you do in your free time is your business, and will be punished eventually by god.

I mixed up "I," and "he," so you would read my post, and give my friend guidance.

No true christians exist here it seems, perhaps deetinator, but that is it.

Deetinator, please offer your insight on here.

-Faithful Leezpo

If god is your only law, take your faithful into international waters. That way it won't effect the rest of us.

The outspoken Christians on this site are:
Deetinator
Freetibet
Cstrikehero
Raditude(inactive)

I expect that none of them will associate with you because you aren't a Christian.

MissTruant
February 10th, 2009, 11:34 PM
Lmao.
What about when Jesus fist fucked Mary? What did God say about this?
Or did that have a legit cause too?

You're almost as idiotic as the Catholic church.

Leezpo
February 10th, 2009, 11:42 PM
You dare swear at me like that? Freetibet a christian? Hah. He's just as damned as you are.

Praise the Lord.

-Faithlful Leezpo

Nebuchadnezzar
February 10th, 2009, 11:49 PM
Do you consider yourself Christian? 'cause....
Answers.com
Christian
adj.

1. Professing belief in Jesus as Christ or following the religion based on the life and teachings of Jesus.
2. Relating to or derived from Jesus or Jesus's teachings.
3. Manifesting the qualities or spirit of Jesus; Christlike.
4. Relating to or characteristic of Christianity or its adherents.
5. Showing a loving concern for others; humane.

thefreedictionary.com
Chris·tian (krschn)
adj.
1. Professing belief in Jesus as Christ or following the religion based on the life and teachings of Jesus.
2. Relating to or derived from Jesus or Jesus's teachings.
3. Manifesting the qualities or spirit of Jesus; Christlike.
4. Relating to or characteristic of Christianity or its adherents.
5. Showing a loving concern for others; humane.
n.
1. One who professes belief in Jesus as Christ or follows the religion based on the life and teachings of Jesus.
2. One who lives according to the teachings of Jesus.

Mirriam-Webster.com/dictionary
Main Entry:
1Chris·tian Listen to the pronunciation of 1Christian
Pronunciation:
\ˈkris-chən, ˈkrish-\
Function:
noun
Etymology:
Latin christianus, adjective & noun, from Greek christianos, from Christos
Date:
1526

1 a: one who professes belief in the teachings of Jesus Christ b (1): disciple 2 (2): a member of one of the Churches of Christ separating from the Disciples of Christ in 1906 (3): a member of the Christian denomination having part in the union of the United Church of Christ concluded in 19612: the hero in Bunyan's Pilgrim's Progress

dictionary.com
Chris⋅tian
   /ˈkrɪstʃən/ Show Spelled Pronunciation [kris-chuhn] Show IPA Pronunciation
–adjective
1. of, pertaining to, or derived from Jesus Christ or His teachings: a Christian faith.
2. of, pertaining to, believing in, or belonging to the religion based on the teachings of Jesus Christ: Spain is a Christian country.
3. of or pertaining to Christians: many Christian deaths in the Crusades.
4. exhibiting a spirit proper to a follower of Jesus Christ; Christlike: She displayed true Christian charity.
5. decent; respectable: They gave him a good Christian burial.
6. human; not brutal; humane: Such behavior isn't Christian.
–noun
7. a person who believes in Jesus Christ; adherent of Christianity.
8. a person who exemplifies in his or her life the teachings of Christ: He died like a true Christian.
9. a member of any of certain Protestant churches, as the Disciples of Christ and the Plymouth Brethren.
10. the hero of Bunyan's Pilgrim's Progress.
11. a male given name.

Either these guys are all out of their skulls or you have something mixed up.

numerator-91
February 10th, 2009, 11:50 PM
Raditude and Leezpo are bed buddies. I wonder, who's the bitch and who's the butch in that relationship?

Nebuchadnezzar
February 10th, 2009, 11:56 PM
I'm gonna bet that Rad punks. At least he could stand up for himself.

a2thae
February 10th, 2009, 11:58 PM
Maybe raditude and leezpo are one and the same? Perhaps raditude wanted to make himself look better by comparison.

Ghostfacekiller
February 11th, 2009, 12:01 AM
you dare swear at me like that? Freetibet a christian? Hah. He's just as damned as you are.

Praise the lord.

-faithlful leezpo

It is not your place to say who is damned and who isnt. That is for the lord, may you be damned as you have confessed that aginst your neighbour.

frankenstein
February 11th, 2009, 01:15 AM
i would put my money on him being an atheist trying to exaggerate the crazy religious peps. in which case i would say fuck you, you propaganda spewing cumguzzler!

ItsAPoorlyKeptSecret
February 11th, 2009, 01:26 AM
Or maybe he think this is a real place for religous discussion and doesnt realize this was made and abandon by a prick and we all here could care less of religous views in general. So lets leave this thread and let it die.

Nebuchadnezzar
February 11th, 2009, 07:47 AM
Or even better, lets get it and every other thread by leezpo deleted. Who mods this forum?

Ghostfacekiller
February 11th, 2009, 01:05 PM
thedragonforce, hasnt been here since decmber 26th