When to beat your woman?

[Leezpo]

Recently I walked in on my girl taking a shower, (I do not permit her to lock the doors in the house) and she was using the spray in her devil zone, she's pregnant with our fourth child so I beat the shit out of her, but not as hard as normal.

I know what the bible says, but I want to be a loose constructionist if you will on this matter. When is it ok to beat the shit out of your girl?

-Faithful Leezpo

[numerator-91]

If I posted it, it might be slightly humerous. but your just a twat, go away.

[Leezpo]

You seem angry. You're an unsaved child aren't you? Don't worry, god is merciless. Actually do worry unless you wish to be burned in the rapture.

I also found this:

http://www.demotivateus.com/posters/abuse-30-women-demotivational-poster.jpg

-Faithful Leezpo

[numerator-91]

Thats just too distasteful.

[methtownblue]

Why would you beat up a pregnant woman, especially when she's married to you?

BTW I thought Christians were supposed to preach of how God is merciful, not merciless.

[AssRot]

You are a troll full of FAIL

[deathlord888]

http://www.demotivateus.com/posters/abuse-30-women-demotivational-poster.jpg



i am sorry i actually lol'ed at this. it is mean and i do not support it, but it is a kinda funny poster

[Cake]

Recently I walked in on my girl taking a shower, (I do not permit her to lock the doors in the house) and she was using the spray in her devil zone, she's pregnant with our fourth child so I beat the shit out of her, but not as hard as normal.

I know what the bible says, but I want to be a loose constructionist if you will on this matter. When is it ok to beat the shit out of your girl?

-Faithful Leezpo

Fuck you you God damned peice of shit. Stop posting this gayass shit and talking about god after you post this shit. Im agnostic but i used to go to church a lot....and YOU are WRONG!!!.....WRONG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Ghostfacekiller]

Recently I walked in on my girl taking a shower, (I do not permit her to lock the doors in the house) and she was using the spray in her devil zone

So basicly she was cleaning her cunt and you beat her?

[Nebuchadnezzar]

Recently I walked in on my girl taking a shower, (I do not permit her to lock the doors in the house) and she was using the spray in her devil zone, she's pregnant with our fourth child so I beat the shit out of her, but not as hard as normal.

I know what the bible says, but I want to be a loose constructionist if you will on this matter. When is it ok to beat the shit out of your girl?

-Faithful Leezpo

Can I get a subscription to your local newspaper? I wanna read the article about how she shoots you in the dick and sets you on fire in a couple weeks.

Actually, I personally don't believe a word of it. You lay on the 'conservative christian freak' act a bit too thick; I think you're just a 17-year-old megalomaniac who thinks he can put one over on us.

failing that, you're insane.

[eClipse1334]

um it's beyond obvious actually that this is a joke topic I don't think even an american would say something like this online in this manner if they weren't 100% full of shit.

[Leezpo]

So basicly she was cleaning her cunt and you beat her?

No she was pleasuring herself.

Praise the lord.

-Faithful Leezpo

[Leezpo]

BTW I thought Christians were supposed to preach of how God is merciful, not merciless.

God may CHOOSE to be merciful, but as a rule he is not.

-Faithful Leezpo

[Ghostfacekiller]

No she was pleasuring herself.

Praise the lord.

-Faithful Leezpo

because you can not?

[Leezpo]

When I do have sex with my wife I'm a champion, and trust me, it's not in my head either. However there is a sacred responsibility of disciplining a woman and it is one of the most vital aspects of the Godly Institution of Matrimony.

Praise god.

-Faithful Leezpo

[Ghostfacekiller]

When I do have sex with my wife I'm a champion, and trust me, it's not in my head either. However there is a sacred responsibility of disciplining a woman and it is one of the most vital aspects of the Godly Institution of Matrimony.

Praise god.

-Faithful Leezpo

right..............
Please tell me again what scripture is it that says you need to beat your wife?
Ill go get my Bible right now

[Nebuchadnezzar]

Despite leezpo being obviously full of shit, I still feel obliged to crush him.....
so I WILL!

Leepzo, you say your "girl" was pleasuring herself? Indeed, it would seem that you are suggesting pleasure is immoral! By way of that discussion, let's talk about your morals in general; they interest me. Chief among your principles appears to be an overwhelming zeal for Christianity, a zeal which strongly influences your judgment and common sense to the point where you will commit assault for its sake.

From where does this zeal come? What is the minister's name, he who would have you strike a pregnant woman? If there is no minister, you will merely quote the bible, but as so a learned theologian as you must agree, the bible can be used to advocate almost anything; I'd appreciate it if you wouldn't even bother trying. At any rate, this zeal of yours appears to coincidentally benefit you in many ways, including justifications for complete dominion over your household and many illegal acts.
How can this be, since faith requires sacrifice, that the only one sacrificing is the (apparently less faithful) woman you fuck (for pleasure). It would seem to a less educated person that you ignore the religious testimonies of love and nonviolence because a democratic household does not suit you. As such, perhaps you should clarify?
If all your doctrine comes from the old testament ideals of retribution and sin, I would like to show you some excerpts from an ancient and long-followed coda from an era long before the birth of Christ; I ask, where would the Code of Hammurabi land you?

128
If a man take a woman to wife, but have no intercourse with her, this woman is no wife to him.
130 (regarding your 'rape' thread)
If a man violate the wife (betrothed or child-wife) of another man, who has never known a man, and still lives in her father's house, and sleep with her and be surprised, this man shall be put to death, but the wife is bla***ess.
142
If a woman quarrel with her husband, and say: "You are not congenial to me," the reasons for her prejudice must be presented. If she is guiltless, and there is no fault on her part, but he leaves and neglects her, then no guilt attaches to this woman, she shall take her dowry and go back to her father's house.
200
If a man knock out the teeth of his equal, his teeth shall be knocked out.
209
If a man strike a free-born woman so that she lose her unborn child, he shall pay ten shekels for her loss.

210
If the woman die, his daughter shall be put to death.

How does such a revered code, written in the empire of Nebuchadnezzar himself, hold less relevance than the bible? It was written by a real king, king Hammurabi, and it is still considered fair by old testament standards.

[Leezpo]

Tell me, what does this verse mean to you:(edit-this is directed at ghostfacekiller)

1st Corinthians 14:34 Let your women keep silence in the churches: for it is not permitted unto them to speak; but they are commanded to be under obedience, as also saith the law.

1st Corinthians 14:35 And if they will learn any thing, let them ask their husbands at home: for it is a shame for women to speak in the church.

Please show me where Jesus directs us in the Bible to "respect women" as well.

God violently punishes us whenever we displease him in any way, so I only am striving to act in a Christian fashion.

1Co:11:3: But I would have you know, that the head of every man is Christ; and the head of the woman is the man; and the head of Christ is God.

In words you can understand, God is to man as man is to woman. Thus a husband must behave towards a wife as God would to towards a man. And how does God advise a man on the matter of chastisement?

Heb:12:6: For whom the Lord loveth he chasteneth, and scourgeth every son whom he receiveth.
Heb:12:7: If ye endure chastening, God dealeth with you as with sons; for what son is he whom the father chasteneth not?
Heb:12:8: But if ye be without chastisement, whereof all are partakers, then are ye bastards, and not sons.
Heb:12:9: Furthermore we have had fathers of our flesh which corrected us, and we gave them reverence: shall we not much rather be in subjection unto the Father of spirits, and live?
Heb:12:10: For they verily for a few days chastened us after their own pleasure; but he for our profit, that we might be partakers of his holiness.
Heb:12:11: Now no chastening for the present seemeth to be joyous, but grievous: nevertheless afterward it yieldeth the peaceable fruit of righteousness unto them which are exercised thereby.

Thus a man to his wife.

So said God.

[MissTruant]

Why this not posted in the bullshit threads?

[Nebuchadnezzar]

Tell me, what does this verse mean to you:

1st Corinthians 14:34 Let your women keep silence in the churches: for it is not permitted unto them to speak; but they are commanded to be under obedience, as also saith the law.

1st Corinthians 14:35 And if they will learn any thing, let them ask their husbands at home: for it is a shame for women to speak in the church.

Please show me where Jesus directs us in the Bible to "respect women" as well.

God violently punishes us whenever we displease him in any way, so I only am striving to act in a Christian fashion.

1Co:11:3: But I would have you know, that the head of every man is Christ; and the head of the woman is the man; and the head of Christ is God.

In words you can understand, God is to man as man is to woman. Thus a husband must behave towards a wife as God would to towards a man. And how does God advise a man on the matter of chastisement?

Heb:12:6: For whom the Lord loveth he chasteneth, and scourgeth every son whom he receiveth.
Heb:12:7: If ye endure chastening, God dealeth with you as with sons; for what son is he whom the father chasteneth not?
Heb:12:8: But if ye be without chastisement, whereof all are partakers, then are ye bastards, and not sons.
Heb:12:9: Furthermore we have had fathers of our flesh which corrected us, and we gave them reverence: shall we not much rather be in subjection unto the Father of spirits, and live?
Heb:12:10: For they verily for a few days chastened us after their own pleasure; but he for our profit, that we might be partakers of his holiness.
Heb:12:11: Now no chastening for the present seemeth to be joyous, but grievous: nevertheless afterward it yieldeth the peaceable fruit of righteousness unto them which are exercised thereby.

Thus a man to his wife.

So said God.

You cannot interpret my post very well can you?

Christianity is a religion of faith, not a religion of love. You must be a naive little boy, what are you;12? Leave the conversation to the big boys.

Go talk to your local minister about these strange feelings you've been having for members of the same sex (I'm speaking of posts from other places).

Praise the lord.

-Faithful Leezpo (I mean, Nebuchadnezzar)

[Leezpo]

Again little naive 12 year old unsaved one you are obviously a victim of satan. Wake up and accept christ already. Let the big boys talk.

Sigh you prove you know nothing once more. I'm really not interested in listening to the babbling fountain of boredom that is your mouth. Maybe once you grow up you can participate in this conversation.

My previous post was directed at Ghostfacekiller Nebuchadnezzar.

[Ghostfacekiller]

1Co:11:3: But I would have you know, that the head of every man is Christ; and the head of the woman is the man; and the head of Christ is God.

In words you can understand, God is to man as man is to woman. Thus a husband must behave towards a wife as God would to towards a man. And how does God advise a man on the matter of chastisement?



So when man sins Christ beats them or did he forgive them if they ask it?

John 8:7 But Jesus bent down and started to write on the ground with his finger. When they kept on questioning him, he straightened up and said to them, "If any one of you is without sin, let him be the first to throw a stone at her."

Does this not apply to you, tell me before god that you have neverd sinned. and if you have should someone not of come and beaten you?

[Nebuchadnezzar]

If there is no minister, you will merely quote the bible, but as so a learned theologian as you must agree, the bible can be used to advocate almost anything; I'd appreciate it if you wouldn't even bother trying.
So, there is no minister? I gave you more credit for learning than to expect the bible to answer.

The bible referred to primitive and violent religions with nothing to do with modern Christianity. Do you consider yourself a Jew?

[Leezpo]

So when man sins Christ beats them or did he forgive them if they ask it?

John 8:7 But Jesus bent down and started to write on the ground with his finger. When they kept on questioning him, he straightened up and said to them, "If any one of you is without sin, let him be the first to throw a stone at her."

Does this not apply to you, tell me before god that you have neverd sinned. and if you have should someone not of come and beaten you?

You have not shown me where it says to "respect women"

I will say once more: God violently punishes us whenever we displease him in any way, so I only am striving to act in a Christian fashion.

I am not god, I am not perfect. This is why I beat her instead of smiting her with a plague of locusts.

I have repented for all my sins.

God clearly expects men to subjugate women. He spells it out.

Genesis 3:16
Unto the woman he said, I will greatly multiply thy sorrow and thy conception; in sorrow thou shalt bring forth children; and thy desire shall be to thy husband, and he shall rule over thee.

Isaiah 3:12
As for my people, children are their oppressors, and women rule over them.

1 Corinthians 11:3
But I would have you know, that the head of every man is Christ; and the head of the woman is the man; and the head of Christ is God.

1 Corinthians 14:34-36
Let your women keep silence in the churches: for it is not permitted unto them to speak; but they are commanded to be under obedience as also saith the law. And if they will learn any thing, let them ask their husbands at home: for it is a shame for women to speak in the church.

Ephesians 5:22-24
Wives, submit yourselves unto your own husbands, as unto the Lord. For the husband is the head of the wife, even as Christ is the head of the church: and he is the saviour of the body. Therefore as the church is subject unto Christ, so let the wives be to their own husbands in every thing.

Colossians 3:18
Wives, submit yourselves unto your own husbands, as it is fit in the Lord.

1 Timothy 2:11-15
Let the woman learn in silence with all subjection. But I suffer not a woman to teach, nor to usurp authority over the man, but to be in silence. For Adam was first formed, then Eve. And Adam was not deceived, but the woman being deceived was in the transgression. Notwithstanding she shall be saved in childbearing.

1 Peter 3:1
Likewise, ye wives, be in subjection to your own husbands.

[MissTruant]

It's unfortunate god has absolutely no say in my day to day life. A nice fuck youis in order for Leezpo for spewing bullshit all over our forums.

[Nebuchadnezzar]

Leezpo, your mere dismissal is simply proof of your supreme ignorance; you can provide no support save religious belief which is not relevant to matters of the law. How DARE you impugn my intelligence on such minor grounds as a willingness to destroy you! You are alone and immoral, your stubborn idiocy will get you nowhere. Do you refuse to answer my challenge of your argument merely because you think Ghostfacekiller will be easier to attack? Or is it your complete inability to to do read my entire post?

Again little naive 12 year old unsaved one you are obviously a victim of satan. Wake up and accept christ already. Let the big boys talk.

Sigh you prove you know nothing once more. I'm really not interested in listening to the babbling fountain of boredom that is your mouth. Maybe once you grow up you can participate in this conversation.

Show me ONE FUCKING THING in this post that can be substantiated, supported or argued, besides the fact that I bore you, which is entirely possible and no fault of mine.

Also, you say you have repented. Why can she not repent on her own?

[AlbertWesker]

The girl in the poster is pretty.

[Ghostfacekiller]

The Bible makes it clear that at the very beginning of the human race both women and men were created by God, and He stamped His image equally upon them both. The Bible says, "He created them male and female and blessed them" (Genesis 5:2).

The Bible also makes it clear that both women and men bear responsibility for our rebellion against God, and both need to be forgiven and reconciled to God. And this is possible because Jesus Christ came to redeem us—women and men alike. When we come to Christ, the barriers that a sinful world has erected are torn down, because in Christ "There is neither Jew nor Greek, slave nor free, male nor female, for you are all one in Christ Jesus" (Galatians 3:28).


Honor everyone. Keep on loving the community of believers, fearing God, and honoring the king (1 Peter 2:17)

Do not pay anyone back evil for evil, but focus your thoughts on what is right in the sight of all people.(Romans 12:17 )

[AlbertWesker]

Amen Ghostfacekiller.

[Leezpo]

As for you nebuchadnezzar I would try to explain it to you, but I doubt you could comprehend it. Once you hit 18 maybe you will see the light.

The Bible makes it clear that at the very beginning of the human race both women and men were created by God, and He stamped His image equally upon them both. The Bible says, "He created them male and female and blessed them" (Genesis 5:2).

The Bible also makes it clear that both women and men bear responsibility for our rebellion against God, and both need to be forgiven and reconciled to God. And this is possible because Jesus Christ came to redeem us—women and men alike. When we come to Christ, the barriers that a sinful world has erected are torn down, because in Christ "There is neither Jew nor Greek, slave nor free, male nor female, for you are all one in Christ Jesus" (Galatians 3:28).


Honor everyone. Keep on loving the community of believers, fearing God, and honoring the king (1 Peter 2:17)

Do not pay anyone back evil for evil, but focus your thoughts on what is right in the sight of all people.(Romans 12:17 )

Did you not read when I said that God spells it out that men are to subjugate women? Once more...

Genesis 3:16
Unto the woman he said, I will greatly multiply thy sorrow and thy conception; in sorrow thou shalt bring forth children; and thy desire shall be to thy husband, and he shall rule over thee.

Isaiah 3:12
As for my people, children are their oppressors, and women rule over them.

1 Corinthians 11:3
But I would have you know, that the head of every man is Christ; and the head of the woman is the man; and the head of Christ is God.

1 Corinthians 14:34-36
Let your women keep silence in the churches: for it is not permitted unto them to speak; but they are commanded to be under obedience as also saith the law. And if they will learn any thing, let them ask their husbands at home: for it is a shame for women to speak in the church.

Ephesians 5:22-24
Wives, submit yourselves unto your own husbands, as unto the Lord. For the husband is the head of the wife, even as Christ is the head of the church: and he is the saviour of the body. Therefore as the church is subject unto Christ, so let the wives be to their own husbands in every thing.

Colossians 3:18
Wives, submit yourselves unto your own husbands, as it is fit in the Lord.

1 Timothy 2:11-15
Let the woman learn in silence with all subjection. But I suffer not a woman to teach, nor to usurp authority over the man, but to be in silence. For Adam was first formed, then Eve. And Adam was not deceived, but the woman being deceived was in the transgression. Notwithstanding she shall be saved in childbearing.

1 Peter 3:1
Likewise, ye wives, be in subjection to your own husbands.

-Faithful Leezpo

[Nebuchadnezzar]

Leezpo, you base your age estimate off absolutely nothing. NOTHING. In other words, you say you can get away with not answering me because you think I'm young. BULL SHIT. That's an escapist tactic that has no purchase on someone who can actually argue. So, I'll say it again. I challenge you to refute my points; even if I "don't comprehend", I'm sure Ghostface will.

[Ghostfacekiller]

You make me sick that you bear the name of a christian yet you condone violence against women. Violence against anyone. If you read beyond what is written and have a relationship with Christ that ever thing you said and have done is wrong. Maybe you should fast for a few days and be one with Christ to find the true answers. If what you claim is true instead of beating her maybe you should of talked to her. Ask her if this is what the lord wants and to help her to repent.

[Nebuchadnezzar]

Hey Ghostfacekiller, can you repeat some of my posts so he'll pay some fucking attention? like the part about how he says he's repented, so why can't she.

Obviously, he's not going to pay attention if you say it either; it's the argument he's fleeing.

[a2thae]

Someone just kill this kid. Burn in hell slowly Leezpo, you interpret the bible differently and have shown to be closeminded, another christian interprets in another way, and as a third party viewing your opinion holds no more weight than his does. Plus there are probably a majority of christians who don't hold your opinion, are these christians wrong in your eyes?

Before you go saying "they aren't true christians" fuck off and die.

They are just as christian as you are if you are christian.

Though you could be taking satire to the extreme, but I still think you're just an idiot.

::EDIT:: One more thing, do us a favor and just shut the fuck up.

[Miss_Minx]

just leave the troll alone to its own devices.

[Nebuchadnezzar]

Christianity is a religion of faith, not a religion of love.

Answers.com
Christian
adj.

1. Professing belief in Jesus as Christ or following the religion based on the life and teachings of Jesus.
2. Relating to or derived from Jesus or Jesus's teachings.
3. Manifesting the qualities or spirit of Jesus; Christlike.
4. Relating to or characteristic of Christianity or its adherents.
5. Showing a loving concern for others; humane.

thefreedictionary.com
Chris·tian (krschn)
adj.
1. Professing belief in Jesus as Christ or following the religion based on the life and teachings of Jesus.
2. Relating to or derived from Jesus or Jesus's teachings.
3. Manifesting the qualities or spirit of Jesus; Christlike.
4. Relating to or characteristic of Christianity or its adherents.
5. Showing a loving concern for others; humane.
n.
1. One who professes belief in Jesus as Christ or follows the religion based on the life and teachings of Jesus.
2. One who lives according to the teachings of Jesus.

Mirriam-Webster.com/dictionary
Main Entry:
1Chris·tian Listen to the pronunciation of 1Christian
Pronunciation:
\ˈkris-chən, ˈkrish-\
Function:
noun
Etymology:
Latin christianus, adjective & noun, from Greek christianos, from Christos
Date:
1526

1 a: one who professes belief in the teachings of Jesus Christ b (1): disciple 2 (2): a member of one of the Churches of Christ separating from the Disciples of Christ in 1906 (3): a member of the Christian denomination having part in the union of the United Church of Christ concluded in 19612: the hero in Bunyan's Pilgrim's Progress

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Chris⋅tian
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–adjective
1. of, pertaining to, or derived from Jesus Christ or His teachings: a Christian faith.
2. of, pertaining to, believing in, or belonging to the religion based on the teachings of Jesus Christ: Spain is a Christian country.
3. of or pertaining to Christians: many Christian deaths in the Crusades.
4. exhibiting a spirit proper to a follower of Jesus Christ; Christlike: She displayed true Christian charity.
5. decent; respectable: They gave him a good Christian burial.
6. human; not brutal; humane: Such behavior isn't Christian.
–noun
7. a person who believes in Jesus Christ; adherent of Christianity.
8. a person who exemplifies in his or her life the teachings of Christ: He died like a true Christian.
9. a member of any of certain Protestant churches, as the Disciples of Christ and the Plymouth Brethren.
10. the hero of Bunyan's Pilgrim's Progress.
11. a male given name.

If I may be permitted a small, irrelevant expression: pwn

[GaMeRbOt]

You have not shown me where it says to "respect women"

I will say once more: God violently punishes us whenever we displease him in any way, so I only am striving to act in a Christian fashion.

I am not god, I am not perfect. This is why I beat her instead of smiting her with a plague of locusts.

I have repented for all my sins.

God clearly expects men to subjugate women. He spells it out.

I find it despairing how people such as yourself can believe and follow a book written thousands of years ago whilst the earth was still flat. Albeit, the Bible has many good moral standings, it still has some fucked up ones as well. Its fucking 2009, there is a black man currently president of a country that was home to an incredible amount of racism about 50 years ago. I think its about time for your bitch ass to wake the fuck up and realize that times have changed, it is no longer 54 AD, and you are not an ignorant Islamic fucktard. Furthermore, here are a few lines from the Bible you so strictly follow.

Romans 12:2 Also, do not be conformed, fashioning yourself after this present worldly dimension (culture), but rather be transformed by the renewal of your mind, so that you can test, examine and prove what is the upright and honorable and well pleasing and acceptable, and in all respects perfect, will of God.

II Timothy 3:16 All scripture is given by inspiration of God, and is profitable for doctrine, for reproof, for correction, for instruction in righteousness

I Peter 3:7 Husbands, likewise, live together physically and sexually with the wife, through understanding, as with a weaker vessel, assigning honor even as a fellow heir of the gracious gift of eternal life, so that your prayers will not be hindered.

Hebrews 12:5-11 Also you have forgotten the exhortation which is addressed to you as sons, "My son, do not regard lightly the training in righteousness with discipline of the Lord, our Owner, neither become exhausted under His chastening. For whom the Lord, our Owner, unconditionally loves, He trains in righteousness with discipline, moreover He scourges with afflictions every son whom He accepts and acknowledges as His own." Persevere in spite of opposition and discouragement towards training in righteousness with discipline! God deals with you as sons; for what son is there whose father does not train in righteousness with discipline? Moreover, if you are without training in righteousness with discipline, of which all true children have become partakers, then you are illegitimate children and not true sons. Furthermore, we had, surely, earthly fathers to instruct and chastise us and we reverenced them; shall we not much rather be in subjection to the Father of spirits and have true life which is active, blessed, and without end in the kingdom of God? For they, on the one hand, were training in righteousness with discipline for a short amount of time, according to whatever seemed right to them; but God trains us in righteousness with discipline on account of our advantage and profit, so that we may be made a partaker of His holiness. Moreover, all training in righteousness with discipline for the present seems not to be joyful, on the one hand, but rather painful and grievous; yet, afterward it produces the peaceful fruit of righteousness and holiness as God has created us to live, to the ones who have been earnestly trained by it.

Now Leezpo, in Psychology, we view men that show violence toward women to be closeted homosexuals, acting out their rage toward women of their past to have neglected or emotionally abused them. So riddle me this, why must you abuse your wife for breaking YOUR rules? Giving her such rules as not to lock the door to the room she is in, there seems to be no privacy for her to go about her own business. Bringing up yet another verse.

I Corinthians 7:2-4 Let every man have his own wife, and let every woman have her own husband. Let the husband render unto the wife due benevolence: and likewise also the wife unto the husband. The wife hath not the power of her own body, but the husband: and likewise also the husband hath not power of his own body, but the wife.

For someone who follows the Bible and the word of "God", you come off as an ignorant self indulgent poor excuse for a human being and you sir should be dragged out into the street and stoned to death...by prostitutes. Oh the irony.

[Nebuchadnezzar]

^^^^^I think "pwn" is applicable here as well....^^^^^^

Excellent work.

[LiveWire]

ahahahaha ouch....

[GaMeRbOt]

Thank you kind sir, that bastard will never know what hit him. I do hope he reads and responds to it.

[methtownblue]

God may CHOOSE to be merciful, but as a rule he is not.

-Faithful Leezpo

I must say that as an athiest, I'm offended by how you make the general Christian message of peace and love into a paradox. You should not have ever assumed yourself as the middle man in God's great plan then. Thinking that your feeble mind can even compare with the omnipotent and omniscient God's judgment will only have the All-mighty Himself smite you from where you stand. Also interpreting the texts in a book that was written long ago and taking them literally is a very bad mistake; being that having an old religion trump common sense only makes you a blind and ignorent follower of the Book. Thank you leezpo for giving smart and loving Christians a bad name.

[GaMeRbOt]

I must say that as an athiest, I'm offended by how you make the general Christian message of peace and love into a paradox. You should not have ever assumed yourself as the middle man in God's great plan then. Thinking that your feeble mind can even compare with the omnipotent and omniscient God's judgment will only have the All-mighty Himself smite you from where you stand. Also interpreting the texts in a book that was written long ago and taking them literally is a very bad mistake; being that having an old religion trump common sense only makes you a blind and ignorent follower of the Book. Thank you leezpo for giving smart and loving Christians a bad name.

Haha, word.

[Count Chocula]

Gamerobot, you're a fucking joke. Fuck off cunt.

[freetibet]

only beat your woman monday-friday...

you gotta give yourself a break on the weekends

[Count Chocula]

I can't do it anymore, I broke a nail last time.

[freetibet]

that's why i use a whip!

make me dinner bitch! *crack*

[Ghostfacekiller]

that's why i use a whip!

make me dinner bitch! *crack*

shock collar, so you dont even have to get out of your chair

[Nebuchadnezzar]

This is much more fun now that the FBI cut off internet to Leezpo's compound.

[Ghostfacekiller]

This is much more fun now that the FBI cut off internet to Leezpo's compound.
cant wait till they set it on fire

[freetibet]

shock collar, so you dont even have to get out of your chair

I didn't think of that...

You could also set it to shock her if she ever raises her voice to you

[Count Chocula]

Surround the kitchen with claymores.

[SexyFish]

Okay leezpo you are a dumbass. This was obviously just a joke post because based on the things you have said so far, you beat your woman for her sins. Why would you feel the need to ask us when to beat her if you already know?

[Ghostfacekiller]

I didn't think of that...

You could also set it to shock her if she ever raises her voice to you

raise her voice? How dare she even speak to me.

[karmassinator]

FUCK you people are sick in the head or something JESUS FUCKING CHRIST!!!!!!!

You beat the bitch for fun and cum all over when she does something wrong, that'll confuse the hell outa her and make everyone happy. she will leave you(happy her+happy you) or you should hope so and then you could move onto the next, unless shes retarded which is even better cause then you could sell her body multiple times dayly and make a killing.

I'm just joking everyone I dont approve of abusing women (unless they use their mouths for talking)

[Kasnia]

I think everyone needs to stop feeding the fucking troll. How about we do that?

[eClipse1334]

I am 18 and personally I believe the bible is full of shit. It was meant to be an outline of how to be a good person 2,000 years ago however from that point we have evolved socially and intellectualy which with this understanding of our growth would mean a new bible, however now there is enough information flowing to allow us to build up our own beliefs upon which we become "better"

[UpRightCitizen]

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[Warpurlgis]

im gonna kill you

[eClipse1334]

and I'm gonna make love to you all night long (not really but you wish.)

[exial]

Recently I walked in on my girl taking a shower, (I do not permit her to lock the doors in the house) and she was using the spray in her devil zone, she's pregnant with our fourth child so I beat the shit out of her, but not as hard as normal.

I know what the bible says, but I want to be a loose constructionist if you will on this matter. When is it ok to beat the shit out of your girl?

-Faithful Leezpo

I just read this, and now i know why you are one of the most despised new members ever to set foot on the ACB. I suggest you leave and save us the trouble of banning you. You are a pathetic bastard, you know that?

[p3ntacle]

and yuck. BUT oh no I have to say something else because I have to say something else so I must say something else and.....

Someone slap me.

[Nebuchadnezzar]

hey uprightcitizen, what does red, white and blue cock taste like?

[Leezpo]

hey uprightcitizen, what does red, white and blue cock taste like?

This antisocial 16 year old reject loves to talk about cock. Homosexuality being emitted from this boy. You will be burned in hell for all of eternity.

Praise the lord.

-Faithful Leezpo

[Nebuchadnezzar]

the insane 35-year-old loves to defend people who talk about lynchings. Hate is being emitted from Brother Jeb; he will die, freezing and alone, in a deep, silent hole, hounded by the vengeance of his fellow man.

[GaMeRbOt]

Lol, I like how he doesn't respond to ANYTHING we corrected him on. ROFLMFAOFSIGRSNTGSKZRGVKIENRG

[gheox]

maybe this will help http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CW3NIAW98Q4&feature=related

[GaMeRbOt]

Silly Red Coat

[Count Chocula]

Stop feeding the troll

[pyro_davey]

so then why dont we take leezpo to islam and beat him ?

[Kasnia]

so then why dont we take leezpo to islam and beat him ?

Where the fuck are you? Under a rock?

[Dylan334]

Recently I walked in on my girl taking a shower, (I do not permit her to lock the doors in the house) and she was using the spray in her devil zone, she's pregnant with our fourth child so I beat the shit out of her, but not as hard as normal.

I know what the bible says, but I want to be a loose constructionist if you will on this matter. When is it ok to beat the shit out of your girl?

-Faithful Leezpo

OMG you sick fuck you have no right to violence to anyone you retard and now you can insult me or complain I dont care I know I'm right

[Dylan334]

You seem angry. You're an unsaved child aren't you? Don't worry, god is merciless. Actually do worry unless you wish to be burned in the rapture.

I also found this:

http://www.demotivateus.com/posters/abuse-30-women-demotivational-poster.jpg

-Faithful Leezpo

Oh your christian thats y your so fucked up

[Chiri]

I hope no ACB member ever figures out Leezpo's real identity. Whether he's saved in God's kingdom or not, he'll get the shit beaten out of him in real life. Probably by an angry butch chick.

[a2thae]

Leezpo said he was in fact Count Chocula, and he used this to distract people from Miss_Minx who is in fact numerator. I don't think he's chocula but he never denied it.

[Chiri]

How the hell do I know nothing about anything on this site!? I shouldn't have made an account in like August then left for a few months! Damn ahaha.

[Leezpo]

I'm phoenix fire.

[deathlord888]

http://www.demotivateus.com/posters/abuse-30-women-demotivational-poster.jpg

this is just funny still

[DollShank]

I must say that as an athiest, I'm offended by how you make the general Christian message of peace and love into a paradox. You should not have ever assumed yourself as the middle man in God's great plan then. Thinking that your feeble mind can even compare with the omnipotent and omniscient God's judgment will only have the All-mighty Himself smite you from where you stand. Also interpreting the texts in a book that was written long ago and taking them literally is a very bad mistake; being that having an old religion trump common sense only makes you a blind and ignorent follower of the Book. Thank you leezpo for giving smart and loving Christians a bad name.

Wow. I this guy's fucked up. I hope his wife kills him in his sleep one day for beating on her.

[katt]

Which guy are you talking about?

[mccoy42779]

youre al fags saying some bullshit about the bible. Unless she can beat youre ass your a bitch for beating on a female!!!!!!!!!!

[DollShank]

Which guy are you talking about?

Leezpo Lezbo

[Pirate9687]

Any man who beats his wife is a worthless pile of llama shit. A man is supposed to protect and provide for his family...not beat them for washing their pussy.

[Leezpo]

You obviously have not read the bible. Men were meant to subjugate women.

Praise the lord.

-Faithful Leezpro

[Pirate9687]

The bible is a bunch of bullshit a group of crazies wrote a couple thousand years ago. And yes I have read the bible and I don't remember any subjugating of women.

[Leezpo]

You idiot. It's spelled out.

Genesis 3:16
Unto the woman he said, I will greatly multiply thy sorrow and thy conception; in sorrow thou shalt bring forth children; and thy desire shall be to thy husband, and he shall rule over thee.

Isaiah 3:12
As for my people, children are their oppressors, and women rule over them.

1 Corinthians 11:3
But I would have you know, that the head of every man is Christ; and the head of the woman is the man; and the head of Christ is God.

1 Corinthians 14:34-36
Let your women keep silence in the churches: for it is not permitted unto them to speak; but they are commanded to be under obedience as also saith the law. And if they will learn any thing, let them ask their husbands at home: for it is a shame for women to speak in the church.

Ephesians 5:22-24
Wives, submit yourselves unto your own husbands, as unto the Lord. For the husband is the head of the wife, even as Christ is the head of the church: and he is the saviour of the body. Therefore as the church is subject unto Christ, so let the wives be to their own husbands in every thing.

Colossians 3:18
Wives, submit yourselves unto your own husbands, as it is fit in the Lord.

1 Timothy 2:11-15
Let the woman learn in silence with all subjection. But I suffer not a woman to teach, nor to usurp authority over the man, but to be in silence. For Adam was first formed, then Eve. And Adam was not deceived, but the woman being deceived was in the transgression. Notwithstanding she shall be saved in childbearing.

1 Peter 3:1
Likewise, ye wives, be in subjection to your own husbands.

I demand you apologize.

Praise the lord.

-Faithful Leezpo

[freetibet]

okay those scriptures are a little troubling.

I don't see anything about beating women though. Just about the wives submitting themselves to their husbands and not talking in church.

[Leezpo]

And yes I have read the bible and I don't remember any subjugating of women.

okay those scriptures are a little troubling.

I don't see anything about beating women though. Just about the wives submitting themselves to their husbands and not talking in church.

Though I was speaking to pirate, what do you think subjugate means?

Shouts to my homeboy jesus.

-Faithful Leezpro

[freetibet]

to control?

I don't think Christ would advocate violence as the solution to problems with you're spouse. I mean, a women cheated on her husband and he told her she was forgiven and that she should not be stoned.

[Leezpo]

The best way to keep her in check and to control her: to beat the fuck out of her when she does something wrong.

Praise the lord.

-Faithful Leezpo

[freetibet]

then why did he forgive the adulterer?

[Leezpo]

Through repentance obviously.

[freetibet]

I can't say i'm particularly surprised by you doing that.

I'm guessing you're count chocula, or someone from the baptist website thing

[a2thae]

I can't say i'm particularly surprised by you doing that.

I'm guessing you're count chocula, or someone from the baptist website thing

???

Are you trying to tell yourself you're chocula? hahaha

Anyway, what you said makes no sense to me right now..

[followalong]

You idiot. It's spelled out.



I demand you apologize.

Praise the lord.

-Faithful Leezpo

You idiot. It's spelled out.



I demand you apologize.

Praise the lord.

-Faithful Leezpo

Im guessing this "persona" you play on here is just your way of mocking christianity and the bible, but still i can't help but challenge your interpretation of scripture. First off, the bible is a translated book, or collection of letters and historical documents. The original text is hebrew, greek, and some aramaic. As a matter of fact Jesus spoke aramaic, not elizibithian english (KJV). And you are trying to prove a point by twisting and taking a sentence out of a paragraph. Your dismissing the whole point being made and trying to use bits and pieces to make a point that is in no way supported by scripture.
For example, the scripture's youv been quoting.

Genesis 3:16
Unto the woman he said, I will greatly multiply thy sorrow and thy conception; in sorrow thou shalt bring forth children; and thy desire shall be to thy husband, and he shall rule over thee.

You completly leave out the fact that the male is also cursed, and this is the fall of man. This has to do with God dealing with sin, not man dealing with woman. Period.

Isaiah 3:12
As for my people, children are their oppressors, and women rule over them.
I dont know what your trying to do here? This is Isaiah's prophecy of judgment on Judah and Jerusalem. And the 11th verse says "Woe to the wicked! It shall be ill with him, for what his hands have dealt out shall be done to him."

1 Corinthians 11:3
But I would have you know, that the head of every man is Christ; and the head of the woman is the man; and the head of Christ is God.
Again, this is Paul's writings and has to do with head coverings and you also have to understand historically Paul is writing in a different culture and time. And again this in no way gives a man the inclination to beat his wife. Later in that chapter Paul writes: "nevertheless, in the Lord woman is not independent of man nor man of woman; for as woman was made from man, so man is now born of woman. And all things are from God." This speaks of a level of equality.


1 Corinthians 14:34-36
Let your women keep silence in the churches: for it is not permitted unto them to speak; but they are commanded to be under obedience as also saith the law. And if they will learn any thing, let them ask their husbands at home: for it is a shame for women to speak in the church.
Although this does suggest male leadership, which is biblical, but not as you interpret. It again does not suggest beating a woman, or even verbally abusing one. Paul is speaking of order within a church service. Read your whole bible, dont just look at the concordance and find a word in a verse to prove a point.

Ephesians 5:22-24
Wives, submit yourselves unto your own husbands, as unto the Lord. For the husband is the head of the wife, even as Christ is the head of the church: and he is the saviour of the body. Therefore as the church is subject unto Christ, so let the wives be to their own husbands in every thing.
Ah, I am so glad you quoted this. But how convieniently you left the rest out. Such as; "Husbands, LOVE YOUR WIVES, as Christ loved the church and GAVE HIMSELF UP FOR HER..." "HUSBANDS SHOULD LOVE THEIR WIVES AS THEIR OWN BODIES. HE WHO LOVES HIS WIFE LOVES HIMSELF. FOR NOONE EVER HATED HIS OWN FLESH, BUT NOURISHES AND CHERISHES IT,..." "Therefore a man shall leave his mother and father AND HOLD FAST TO HIS WIFE, AND THE TWO SHALL BECOME ONE FLESH..."


Colossians 3:18
Wives, submit yourselves unto your own husbands, as it is fit in the Lord.
Lets look at what you left out. "HUSBANDS, LOVE YOUR WIVES, AND DO NOT BE HARSH WITH THEM."

And should I go one, youv taken Paul's writing to Timothy to mean somthing it does not. And again you leave out the whole point in 1 peter:

1 Peter 3:1
Likewise, ye wives, be in subjection to your own husbands.
And Paul goes on to say; "Likewise HUSBANDS, LIVE WITH YOUR WIVES IN AN UNDERSTANDING WAY, SHOWING HONOR TO THE WOMAN AS THE WEAKER VESSEL, SINCE THEY ARE HEIRS WITH YOU OF THE GRACE OF LIFE, SO THAT YOUR PRAYERS MAY NOT BE HINDERED."
That tells us when you are an idiot to your wife, and you do not honor her and love her and be understanding, that your prayers are hindered.

And to your earlier post's, God chastises those He loves but violently? Show me where. There will be a violent outpouring but it will be on those who have again and again rejected Him, and even more on those who teach false doctrines such as your self. But I am not blind to the fact that this to you is a joke, and you are mocking God. Good luck with that.

Please forgive spelling errors as Im sure they are there.

[Master Pyrofire]

When to beat your woman? Never.

Why you did that to a pregnant woman I have no idea.

Congratulations, you fucked up an unborn child.

I also think your a christian website douchebag trying to expose how evil and sinful we are.

[Chiri]

No worries guys, he doesn't actually beat women. He doesn't have that much balls in the first place. He's fun to fuck with though ahaha.

The newb "followalong" even raped him with scriptures to destroy his spiritual anus mercilessly. Lezbo has nothing left. Not even his spiritual self esteem. ='(

[Resilience]

http://www.demotivateus.com/posters/abuse-30-women-demotivational-poster.jpg

Hahaha forgot about this.

[Deetinator]

Edit: Nevermind, forget this, followalong did it for me.

Dangit, son, you destroyed him! High five!

[Wolkkkk]

You should not abuse women. Except when they dont know when to shut their traps.

[gheox]

good point

[a2thae]

why hasn't this died...

[Dracus124]

she was using the spray in her devil zone, she's pregnant with our fourth child so I beat the shit out of her, but not as hard as normal.

What are you? some kind of pussy or something?

[gheox]

ahahahah leezpo is a funny bitch