I was mistook for satan

[Leezpo]

So I recently stayed over at a friends house, and at dinner they began to eat without saying grace. I was apalled, so I grabbed my butterknife and suggested we say grace. Sadly I had to threaten some people with my butterknife...

Anyway, a fat homosexual man came over (who was invited without my knowledge) and accused me of blasphemy upon hearing what happened. He then tried to rebuke me, but his powers were weak because he was homosexual. I simply hit him with a haymaker to enforce god's will.

Was it wrong for me to follow god like that?

-Faithful Leezpo

[numerator-91]

You're not hardcore.

[Leezpo]

Only god is hardcore. Praise god. Love god.

[methtownblue]

Have you ever seen the movie Last Supper? I would really suggest watching it if you like your own kind being killed by liberals at every dinner party they have. And don't worry they also never say grace so I'm sure you can easily relate.

[Cake]

so i recently stayed over at a friends house, and at dinner they began to eat without saying grace. I was apalled, so i grabbed my butterknife and suggested we say grace. Sadly i had to threaten some people with my butterknife...

Anyway, a fat homosexual man came over (who was invited without my knowledge) and accused me of blasphemy upon hearing what happened. He then tried to rebuke me, but his powers were weak because he was homosexual. I simply hit him with a haymaker to enforce god's will.

Was it wrong for me to follow god like that?

-faithful leezpo

fuck you you blasphemous cock munch!

[Nebuchadnezzar]

uh oh, the haymaker of the lord. Good thing this didn't happen outside your head, or else the gay guy would probably have shown up at your house, blown your head off and sodomized your bleeding neck.

[Count Chocula]

Hey Neb, speaking of sodomy, you owe me a drink.

[Leezpo]

Fanatasizing about members of the same sex Nebuchadnezzar? You should not think such thoughts, for shame! Avert your mind, and stop thinking about acts of violent sodomy by two MEN.

-Faithful Leezpo

[Count Chocula]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m2Ph02XxtIc
Leezpo: The documentary.

[Nebuchadnezzar]

Leezpo, I think if you read my post it says absolutely nothing about me.

Does it? because if we can take abstract posts as self-reflective, let's talk about your total lack of brain, as exemplified by your posts.

Count, I probably do owe you a drink, but it might take me a while to figure out why. Have some cash credits :D.

[Leezpo]

Did you not compose your post? Did you not imagine "blown your head off and sodomized your bleeding neck," by a HOMOSEXUAL nonetheless.

You are expressing what you have repressed in normal life, probably because you are an antisocial kid.

Enough of that,

Praise the lord.

-Faithful Leezpo

[Nebuchadnezzar]

You suggested that you could threaten someone with a butter knife and impugn their very humanity and expect no retribution. I came up with a colorful example of something that would offend you.

Get used to it.

And furthermore, you talk about rape. Does that mean you raped someone?

[Leezpo]

I didn't imagine getting raped. My friend witnessed it happening to a FEMALE nonetheless.

You fantasized about me getting raped by another male...I think I've said enough.

Praise the lord.

-Faithful Leezpo

[Nebuchadnezzar]

I can't imagine what your complaint would be. According to you, if the homo thought you had sinned, he would be fully within his rights to ice you right then and there.

Either you imagined the rape or the 'friend' is you. The idea that you legitimately posted someone elses story is pure bullshit.

[Leezpo]

Thank you for further demonstrating your bigotry, ignorance, and idiocy.

Praise the lord.

-Faithful Leezpo

[Nebuchadnezzar]

You're welcome. Perhaps you'd like to tell me why I am so?

[Count Chocula]

Leezpro=Lezbo.
Lesbianism is a sin
etc
gtfo.

[UpRightCitizen]

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[Leezpo]

Well done my pastor, we have shown them to jesus the best way we Could.

[Nebuchadnezzar]

Ahhh, the plot thickens!

Brother Jeb is in league with the noob spammer known as 'uprightcitizen'?

Have any of you guys been attacking landover sites recently? this may be a poorly coordinated attempt at response.

[Nebuchadnezzar]

Matthew 5:24
You have heard that it was said to the people long ago, 'Do not murder. and anyone who murders will be subject to judgment.' But I tell you that anyone who is angry with his brother will be subject to judgment. Again, anyone who says to his brother, 'Raca, is answerable to the Sanhedrin. But anyone who says, 'You fool!' will be in danger of the fire of hell.

Matthew 5:38-42
You have heard that it was said, 'Eye for eye, and tooth for tooth. 39But I tell you, Do not resist an evil person. If someone strikes you on the right cheek, turn to him the other also. 40And if someone wants to sue you and take your tunic, let him have your cloak as well. 41If someone forces you to go one mile, go with him two miles. 42Give to the one who asks you, and do not turn away from the one who wants to borrow from you.

Matthew 5:43-48
43"You have heard that it was said, 'Love your neighbor and hate your enemy.' 44But I tell you: Love your enemies and pray for those who persecute you, 45that you may be sons of your Father in heaven. He causes his sun to rise on the evil and the good, and sends rain on the righteous and the unrighteous. 46If you love those who love you, what reward will you get? Are not even the tax collectors doing that? 47And if you greet only your brothers, what are you doing more than others? Do not even pagans do that? 48Be perfect, therefore, as your heavenly Father is perfect.

Romans 13:9
The commandments, "Do not commit adultery," "Do not murder," "Do not steal," "Do not covet,"and whatever other commandment there may be, are summed up in this one rule: "Love your neighbor as yourself."

Leviticus 19:18
Do not seek revenge or bear a grudge against one of your people, but love your neighbor as yourself. I am the LORD.

Galatians 5:14
The entire law is summed up in a single command: "Love your neighbor as yourself."


too bad Christ disagrees with Leezpo and Uprightcitizen so vehemently, or they might have a decent debate.

[gheox]

stone the fat homo