EMI like

[ahstrack]

I have used the search, but couldn't find anything.
I'm looking a program/sound that i could put on my phone that would act like an EMI. What I'm looking for would be like the mosquito ringtone (that high pitch frequency sound that teachers can't hear)

[Count Chocula]

What an effective weapon. Wrong fucking forum, dick.

[[ g h o s t ]]

Shut the fuck up, chocula, you don't even understand what he's talking about.

ahstrack, I'd recommend downloading a good tone generator and hand-wiring up a little tuneable resonator within those boundaries, and then capturing the output to a high-fidelity midi.

[Count Chocula]

I know exactly what he's talking about. A high pitched ringtone that most adults can't hear because of environmental hearing loss. It's not a fucking weapon, this is the wrong place for it.

[[ g h o s t ]]

No, you don't, fuck off. EMI = Electromagnetic interference

[Count Chocula]

Also not a weapon. And cell phone speakers would probably not be able to play it back at the right frequency.

[[ g h o s t ]]

Fuck off, you're an idiot.

[Count Chocula]

This is a forum about weapons you fucking window licker. This idiot would just use it to annoy people. This belongs in pranks not weapons.

[deathlord888]

This is a forum about weapons you fucking window licker. This idiot would just use it to annoy people. This belongs in pranks not weapons.

he is right on that part

[ahstrack]

i dont just want to use it as a prank, i want to see i can rlly fuck up someones electronics. i want an EMI on my phone so i can fuck up my schools system

[Count Chocula]

...That's nice.
GTFO to pranks.

[ahstrack]

and mayb i should hav posted this in pranks, but i want to use it as a weapon, eithier way its to fucking late asshole

[Cake]

Funny shit.......i like it when people get mad at people besides me :D

[Count Chocula]

CAKE!!!
I should have known you'd be responsible for this shit.

[Cake]

Say what? im just surfing the forums looking to terrorize people.....

[skullcandy]

Damnit CAKE! I'm joking, I love you cake.

[[ g h o s t ]]

This is a forum about weapons you fucking window licker. This idiot would just use it to annoy people. This belongs in pranks not weapons.

So it was just a 'prank' when the US used EMI pulsebursts against the Iraqis in the first gulf war? Not a weapon?

FUCK OFF. I AM A MODERATOR. MY WORD IS LAW. I TELL YOU TO SHUT UP, YOU SHUT THE FUCK UP.

[deathlord888]

you do not mod this forum lol

[Count Chocula]

;235622']So it was just a 'prank' when the US used EMI pulsebursts against the Iraqis in the first gulf war? Not a weapon?

FUCK OFF. I AM A MODERATOR. MY WORD IS LAW. I TELL YOU TO SHUT UP, YOU SHUT THE FUCK UP.
Your word is shit you infantile egomaniac. And ahstrack does not have the funding of the US army.

[[ g h o s t ]]

you do not mod this forum lol

Don't need to.

[[ g h o s t ]]

Your word is shit you infantile egomaniac. And ahstrack does not have the funding of the US army.

What does funding have to do with anything? It's a weapon, regardless of whether he builds it or not. You fucking idiot, who the fuck do you think you are?

[AssRot]

Sound can be used as weapon... quite effectively

[Count Chocula]

i want an emi on my phone so i can fuck up my schools system

[[ g h o s t ]]

If someone wanted a .45 handgun so they could drive around at night making loud noises to wake everyone up, would that make it a prank?

No, it's still a fucking weapon, no matter the use it's put to.

[Count Chocula]

That specific usage of a .45 would be a prank.

[deathlord888]

M-80 is not a weapon it is used for fun if i tape it to someones hand light it off it can be used as a weapon, it works 2 ways...

[deathlord888]

;235629']Don't need to.

actually yes you do lol. you do know how moderation works right?

[AssRot]

Ghost is the most hardass guy on this site. He actually knows what he talks about. And i'm not suckin dick here, im just saying. Fact.

[Count Chocula]

*slurp* *slurp* *slurp*

[AssRot]

I like to stick ball bearings in my urethra

wat...? you sicko

[Count Chocula]

...yours actually was dick sucking.

[[ g h o s t ]]

actually yes you do lol. you do know how moderation works right?

I don't need to be mod of a certain forum to be right. And the simple fact that I moderate one of the forums means that I have more authority then some jupped up fuckwit whose balls have just dropped and thinks he needs to prove it by stomping on everyone else around him.

[[ g h o s t ]]

That specific usage of a .45 would be a prank.

The usage would be a prank, however the .45 would be a weapon.

So in this case, he's more then accurate for asking in the weapons forum on how to construct it, and then he should go to the pranks forum to discuss how to use it.

[crazyassmetalhead]

that should be the end of this, but watch it continue for no apparent reason

[deathlord888]

;235656']I don't need to be mod of a certain forum to be right.

you do not need to be a mod to be right

;235622']

FUCK OFF. I AM A MODERATOR. MY WORD IS LAW. I TELL YOU TO SHUT UP, YOU SHUT THE FUCK UP.

but you have to be mod of THIS forum to say things like that. also caps lock is to the left of your keyboard it is kinda annoying to read.


i do know that you know your shit, but i am going to have to agree with count on this one

[Count Chocula]

If he were asking for military EMI device schematics, that would belong here. Ahstrack wants a fucking toy on his cell phone to fuck up the intercom. That is not a weapon, that is a fucking prank and most certainly does not belong here.

[AssRot]

If he were asking for military EMI device schematics, that would belong here. Ahstrack wants a fucking toy on his cell phone to fuck up the intercom. That is not a weapon, that is a fucking prank and most certainly does not belong here.

Ok fine :D ...but you still stick ball bearings in your cock

[Count Chocula]

;) I never denied that. Besides, I don't hear you complaining nightly.

[[ g h o s t ]]

If he were asking for military EMI device schematics, that would belong here. Ahstrack wants a fucking toy on his cell phone to fuck up the intercom. That is not a weapon, that is a fucking prank and most certainly does not belong here.

A weapon is a tool used to apply or threaten to apply force for the purpose of hunting, attack or defense in combat, subduing enemy personnel, or to destroy enemy weapons, equipment and defensive structures. A weapon is therefore a device that changes the direction or magnitude of a force. In general, they can be defined as the simplest mechanisms that use mechanical advantage (also called leverage) to multiply force.

In attack, weapons may be used to threaten by direct contact or by use of projectiles. Weapons can be as simple as a club, or as complex as an intercontinental ballistic missile. Metaphorically speaking, anything capable of causing damage, even psychologically, can be referred to as a weapon. More recently, non-lethal weapons have been developed for para-military, security and even combat use, designed to incapacitate personnel and reduce collateral damage to property and environment.

Yes, an EMP is a weapon.

Argument over.

[Count Chocula]

EMP=/=RF generator.

[deathlord888]

lol phoenix said that immediately after he came mod because i disagreed

[ahstrack]

look, in the forums rules it says an EMP is a weapon, an EMP is the same god damn principle as an EMI. Therefore EMI=Weapon. And if some way in hell I am wrong, do u want me to kiss your feet Count or shove something in your pisshole?

[Count Chocula]

That's cute.

[[ g h o s t ]]

EMP=/=RF generator.

Actually... yes it does.

[ramalamafafafa]

Well, i'll throw in my $0.02 and suggest that you see what results you can get from a simple oscillator (ie, coil, cap). Check what frequency you would need to generate, and work from there.

[Count Chocula]

;235818']Actually... yes it does.
Ummmmm.... no. The "P" in EMP stands for PULSE.

[crazyassmetalhead]

funny how there's five pages of this and only a few shitty attempts at actually answering the original question

[[ g h o s t ]]

Ummmmm.... no. The "P" in EMP stands for PULSE.

Which only refers to the amplitude modulation on the output... Given that radio frequencies are electromagnetic radiation, a tuned RF generator pumping from a capacitance-discharge exploding b*****wire is precisely an RF generator emitting an electro-magnetic pulse...

I'm sorry, I keep forgetting how few of you fuckwits udnerstand basic physics, or have anything important to say. Go study more before venturing your opinions, fuckwit.

[[ g h o s t ]]

No answer? What a suprise :D

[Count Chocula]

Ghost, if you can make a cellphone into a true EMP, I will shoot myself live on a webcam for all of ACB to enjoy.

[[ g h o s t ]]

it's a fucking deal.