Valentines day.

[Miss_Minx]

we all know it's coming up, so what are you doing for that special someone?
flowers, chocolates, underwear jewellery or something else entirely?

[skullcandy]

Yep, i said it. Nothing says take it off like some brand new lingerie. Anyone else wan't to take the side of the insensitive bastard (me).

[Cake]

Lol...idk...maybe.....well....you know.....maybe.....or some flowers.....

[deathlord888]

flavoured condoms a gift for you and her

[numerator-91]

Chicks usually don't like getting condoms as presents.

[skullcandy]

flavoured condoms a gift for you and her

Now, here we have a very very sensible idea. Thank you deathlord.

[deathlord888]

Chicks usually don't like getting condoms as presents.

i am paying for it i should fucking enjoy it

[numerator-91]

Buy them but don't wrap them up and expect her to be so thrilled she will throw herself on you right then and there (where ever there may be)

[skullcandy]

numerator has gone and gotten me all excited. Couldn't i just give her the gift of pregnancy?

[deathlord888]

Buy them but don't wrap them up and expect her to be so thrilled she will throw herself on you right then and there (where ever there may be)

you could also get her a guide on how to put condom's on with her mouth

[numerator-91]

That seems more like a present for the guy.

[deathlord888]

how is helping someone learn a new skill not a great gift?

[methtownblue]

I don't like any of the choices in the poll; being that they are all too impersonal or expensive, not to mention cliche. I would rather get a significant other a gift that says "I took the liberty to look into your favorite hobbies and tastes, so I got you something that's sure to fit with them". Also you need to set the mood before you get making with the love, as many women aren't really willing to simply go down on you unless you do something that really makes their day.

[a2thae]

The best gift to give a girl, in terms of having her think about you is to give them the gift of missing you...(well that's what I'm giving my girl...and i might buy her a flower. Just ONE)

I'm actually gonna get her a flower, and a swarovski crystal(it's symbolistic)

The trick is to get her something which lets her know that you were thinking of her, get something which is symbolic.

[LiveWire]

I like the flavoured condoms idea.
That is symbolic.

[mojo_1]

Valentines day is such a commercial rip off. And it is sappy and lame and mushy and retarded.. To me anyway, though I know many people who love it. Having said that, it is a good excuse to go out and get a shag...

[freetibet]

i'm not getting anything for anyone. I don't have a gf or anything just girls i occasionally hook up with. Even when I do have a gf though i'm not big on presents, dances, or any of that stuff.

Maybe its not very romantic but oh well, its who I am and its been enough in the past.

[mojo_1]

i'm not getting anything for anyone. I don't have a gf or anything just girls i occasionally hook up with. Even when I do have a gf though i'm not big on presents, dances, or any of that stuff.

Maybe its not very romantic but oh well, its who I am and its been enough in the past.

Cheers to that! I am not much of a romantic either..

[deathlord888]

I like the flavoured condoms idea.
That is symbolic.

see thank you i thought it was the best plan

[superflysuperwhite]

I dont even know when the FUCK it is... we both will probably breeze right through it without even relizeing it..

BUT! you all suck because i don't have to spend shit on a gift if i so please. ill just make her something nice in my glass class. maybe a necalace or something.

[a2thae]

Meh, I just look at the calendar every Tuesday to see if there are any holidays coming up. Works pretty well.

Not even a flower superfly?

[LiveWire]

see thank you i thought it was the best plan

yea but only if your gf has a sense of humor. otherwise she might be pissed.
haha an flavoured condoms also make a nice birthday prezzie xD

[freetibet]

this is how valentines day should be:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vA-G67BSb9Y

[superflysuperwhite]

Meh, I just look at the calendar every Tuesday to see if there are any holidays coming up. Works pretty well.

Not even a flower superfly?



like i said ill probably make her something and get a box of candy or w/e.

[ramalamafafafa]

Can i ask, what is the fucking point of this celebration? Really, why does it exist?

[freetibet]

to remind people that they are single, or that their partner doesn't love them

[deathlord888]

yea but only if your gf has a sense of humor. otherwise she might be pissed.



lol why would anyone date a chick with out a sense of humor

[numerator-91]

maybe your both shallow assholes.

[deathlord888]

lol who me and livewire?

[numerator-91]

no. the people in a relationship with no sense of humour

[Cake]

this is how valentines day should be:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vA-G67BSb9Y

I shall try this o_0

[freetibet]

I tried it once, except for the part about eating her stomach. I thought that was just a little too extreme for me.

awww valentines day, how romantic

[LiveWire]

lol why would anyone date a chick with out a sense of humor

I have no idea. Some guys are idiots. Though some girls have a sense of humor but would still get pissy about flavoured condoms.... weirdos.


to remind people that they are single, or that their partner doesn't love them

yup pretty much. Or to remind people that they moved city and will probably never see their old boyfriend again....

[mojo_1]

Can i ask, what is the fucking point of this celebration? Really, why does it exist?

So Hallmark can make $$$

[ramalamafafafa]

So Hallmark can make $$$

I mean besides that ;)......

[numerator-91]

I mean besides that ;)......

It's a plot for big busines and evil governments to keep the masses distracted and occuppied so they can steal from us and murder inocent people who get in their way.

[ramalamafafafa]

It's a plot for big busines and evil governments to keep the masses distracted and occuppied so they can steal from us and murder inocent people who get in their way.

You fail at satire.

[Miss_Minx]

Can i ask, what is the fucking point of this celebration? Really, why does it exist?

Are you so socially ostracised that you cannot accept a day that embraces the exchange of love?

[Leezpo]

Us christians should not celebrate "Valentine's Day"

The "Heart", official symbol of Valentines Day, is a form of pornography, and a symbol for abortion:

What the traditional "heart shape" actually depicts is a matter of some controversy. It only vaguely resembles the human heart...

The "heart" shape could also be considered to depict features of the human female body, such as the female's pubic mound or spread vulva. The tantric symbol of the "Yoni" is another example of a heart-shaped abstraction of a woman's vulva. In fact, the symmetry resembles the vulva far more than the asymmetry of the organ. In the introduction to the Vagina Monologues Gloria Steinem writes, "[The heart] was reduced from power to romance by centuries of male dominance."

Others maintain that the heart resembles the shape of the female breasts or the female buttocks.

Another possible origin can be seen on the coins of the ancient city of Cyrene, some of which depict the seeds or fruit of the now-extinct silphium plant. The seeds are distinctly heart-shaped. Since this plant was widely used as an ancient herbal contraceptive or abortifacient, this shape may have come to be associated with sexuality and love.

Thus when children exchange heart-shaped "valentines" (often with members of the same sex) they are actually participating in an Iranian-invented celebration of illegal draft dodging by giving each other pornography and mock abortion pills.

Praise God.

-Faithful Leezpo

[Disturbed]

Flowers is always the best and the cheapest choice

[AssRot]

I don't have a girlfriend! Someone cry for me

[freetibet]

boo hoo poor assrot never gets any pussy! booooo hooo hooo!

waaaaaaaah

*sniff* *sniff* waaaaaah

[Deetinator]

w00t for me, ill have one! two week anniversary. i know, a milestone right? just gonna get her a rose (that's right, ONE) and then do something, maybe a movie. She likes scary movies, so probably see friday the 13th

[LiveWire]

aww poor assrot.

[mojo_1]

I am good at getting guys pussy, I mean, a girl! I hooked the most biggest, *****gest geek boy you will ever meet with a hot girl, sort of punky, with piercings and tats and long black-red hair who loves sex... Even I was surprised it worked out, but that just goes to show how great I am...

[numerator-91]

Was the guy loaded?

[mojo_1]

He is a bum relying on centerlink, and he is stupid! Like, a dumbass, he is the kind of guy who, while we are all having an intelligent conversation, will just yell out "nigga" at the top of his voice.. But, he is friend, so what can you do...

[numerator-91]

sounds an awful lot like a guy I know. Back in school we gave him a piece of fried chicken that had been rubbed against the back of a urinal and he ate it. He did not find out what happened until about a year later, he was not pleased at all.

[Miss_Minx]

Thats a horrible thing to do. was he ok?

[freetibet]

I am good at getting guys pussy, I mean, a girl! I hooked the most biggest, *****gest geek boy you will ever meet with a hot girl, sort of punky, with piercings and tats and long black-red hair who loves sex... Even I was surprised it worked out, but that just goes to show how great I am...

So when i visit Australia you can hook me up? :D

[ramalamafafafa]

So when i visit Australia you can hook me up? :D

She's Mine!

[mojo_1]

sounds an awful lot like a guy I know. Back in school we gave him a piece of fried chicken that had been rubbed against the back of a urinal and he ate it. He did not find out what happened until about a year later, he was not pleased at all.

HAHAHA fuck yeh! That is the best thing ever, stupid people deserve to eat piss-chicken. Also, I am in a maniacally angry right now and have no mercy for anything/one. And most likely, Freetibet, I would be able to hook you up with a babe, though you are cute enough, you probly wouldn't need my services. Rama on the other hand...

[Phoenix Fire]

Mojo, will you be my valentine?

[ramalamafafafa]

HAHAHA fuck yeh! That is the best thing ever, stupid people deserve to eat piss-chicken. Also, I am in a maniacally angry right now and have no mercy for anything/one. And most likely, Freetibet, I would be able to hook you up with a babe, though you are cute enough, you probly wouldn't need my services. Rama on the other hand...

Awwww man...

[mojo_1]

Rama- hahahaa!
Phoenix Fire- Valentine's Day is bogus, you should know better! Though, on Valentine's day there are lots of red love hearts, and red is the colour of blood...

[freetibet]

Awwww man...

Come visit me ramalama...

I know a fat chick or two that is desperate haha jk

[mojo_1]

NOOOOOOOOOOO that is terrible! Every fat chick I have ever met has been completely, and unreasonably, mean to me.

[Phoenix Fire]

I like to go fat chick tipping.
Anyways.
Lets sex, Mojo.

[freetibet]

fat chicks = jealous rage over mojo?

and you 2 don't mind if I video tape the whole thing right?

[Phoenix Fire]

Only for a contract.

[mojo_1]

I have always wanted to make a porno, and yes Freetibet, you are welcome, I am a firm believer of the phrase "the more, the merrier".

[freetibet]

I have always wanted to make a porno, and yes Freetibet, you are welcome, I am a firm believer of the phrase "the more, the merrier".

I used to believe that... then i got herpes... lol jk

[mojo_1]

Heheheh bad luck to you..!

[karmassinator]

I wanna get gangbanged, how many people does it have to be to get considered as a gangbang?

[ramalamafafafa]

I have always wanted to make a porno, and yes Freetibet, you are welcome, I am a firm believer of the phrase "the more, the merrier".

Phfft, don't invite me then....

[drugfeind]

i got my girl a ring.. gunna give it to her in like 3 hours. i just took a couple mg of clonazepam(anti-anxiety) , so i should be good to go. lol the only thing is... i dont know if the ring will fit her finger :S ahhhhhh!!!!!

[mojo_1]

Phfft, don't invite me then....

You can come too..

Also, I know I bummed V-day big time, and I still do, but- I GOT FUTURAMA MOVIE 4- YEEEEEEEHAAAAAAAAWWOOOYEHBABY!!1@! One of my mates got it for me!

[Deetinator]

I got her a giant rose, 5 feet tall, literally as tall as my gf. Normally cost 25 but the lady gave it to me for 6! Probably cause I look like a sweet young man, aww.

lolz but I'm probably not gonna go out with her anymore, we disagree on too many key issues for me to pursue a relationship with her.

[freetibet]

I got her a giant rose, 5 feet tall, literally as tall as my gf. Normally cost 25 but the lady gave it to me for 6! Probably cause I look like a sweet young man, aww.

lolz but I'm probably not gonna go out with her anymore, we disagree on too many key issues for me to pursue a relationship with her.

what key issues do you disagree on?

[deathlord888]

i hope you both agree that a 5 foot stick with a rose on the end is a dumb idea

[Deetinator]

Hey, that thing was legit. No sticks, just pure rose. Grown between two volcanoes in Ecuador.

And she said before she went to church, but doesn't really care anymore. And she said she didn't have the best morals. Oh oh OH, and she said she's made out with girls before "but I'm not gay, I just did it for fun." So I'd still like to be friends, but I can't in good conscience be bf/gf.

Oh yeah, and she was texting her friends the entire time and not really talking much, so that was kinda pissing me off.

[Foshiznay]

Who on earth gives underwear for valentines day???

[a2thae]

Hey, that thing was legit. No sticks, just pure rose. Grown between two volcanoes in Ecuador.

And she said before she went to church, but doesn't really care anymore. And she said she didn't have the best morals. Oh oh OH, and she said she's made out with girls before "but I'm not gay, I just did it for fun." So I'd still like to be friends, but I can't in good conscience be bf/gf.

Oh yeah, and she was texting her friends the entire time and not really talking much, so that was kinda pissing me off.

She wasn't paying attention to you because you were probably *****g her.

[Deetinator]

yes, because you were there :rolleyes:

[a2thae]

No, however if you can't even hold her attention then something more interesting must be happening; thus you were probably *****g and it was more interesting to text a friend.

[Deetinator]

Then she shouldn't have come with me, because I was more interesting on that date then before, and she already went on two others with me, so she was just being rude.

[a2thae]

Then she shouldn't have come with me, because I was more interesting on that date then before, and she already went on two others with me, so she was just being rude.

It might have been more interesting in your eyes; but perhaps you are predictable, and didn't spice things up any. If you were monotonous in what you did, not very authoritive in the way that you said things(mumbled them etc), and were predictable in general then that could also be a possible reason.

shrug

[Deetinator]

Who are you, Dr. Phil? Thanks for the advice, but I was on it, and I can admit when I'm *****g. I did impulsive things (No, not like that!) and was interesting, and she just needed to have a little respect.

[a2thae]

Who are you, Dr. Phil? Thanks for the advice, but I was on it, and I can admit when I'm *****g. I did impulsive things (No, not like that!) and was interesting, and she just needed to have a little respect.

Nah, you'd be surprised by how many guys act EXACTLY THE SAME as other guys when they are with other girls. The usual ass kissing/being *****g type thing.

If you truly were being interesting, then it must've been something really important for her to be texting instead.

[cstrikehero]

Who on earth gives underwear for valentines day???

guys trying to send a hint... LOL

[Deetinator]

Well, she was texting her lesbian friend who likes her, but the girl I was with said she didn't like her. I heard from later sources that they actually went out for a week. So she does something I disagree with and then lies about it. Chalking up a good score for me.

[a2thae]

Well, she was texting her lesbian friend who likes her, but the girl I was with said she didn't like her. I heard from later sources that they actually went out for a week. So she does something I disagree with and then lies about it. Chalking up a good score for me.

Oh. It is quite possible she has a thing for the girl, and doesn't want to admit it to you. If she is bi, and likes the girl more than you, and you are being just as interesting as she is, then she is going to want to talk to the girl. Hahaha chalking up a good score for you...

[Deetinator]

I totally think she is bi, and just won't admit it. She's says she's made out with other girls. I ask why, she says "just because they asked". Gimme a break. Just admit it.

[cstrikehero]

hey deet maybe you can work that to your advantage!. two on one. that might be nice.. her and her friend and you!!. LOL

jk

[Deetinator]

haha, oh cstrike, where for art thou?

[cstrikehero]

umm i dont speak old english.. to confusing for me..

traslation:

oh cstrike, where have you been?
??

[Deetinator]

Happy valentines day cstrike:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yUWw3eJSmng&NR=1

[anarchists digester]

im giving HATE, all you tards who celebrate valentines day, you shouldn't need a special day to go out and show how much you love that special someone, you have 365 fuckin days to do it not just the one. besides all valentines day is for is to make to single depressed and fell even worse about being single!! i apologise for my swearing but it needs to be said

[MotherRussia]

hahahahaha i bet you're a kid, with no girlfriend, and no valentine?

there's nothing wrong with having a particular day out of the year to show someone you care just a little bit more.

shit, valentines day got me a wife

haha, oh cstrike, where for art thou?
also: the translation is
"why do they call you cstrike?" (literal)
or
"why must you be of cstrike?" (contextual)

[skullcandy]

How is it you can be such an ignorant ass to people, attempt to shove their views of the world back down their own throats, and then chastize others for not accepting a fucking holiday? Even worse, you claim to have compassion for others.

[DollShank]

I don't mind valentine's day. It's a nice day where people feel the need to be with eachother. But I don't think that you should just have that kind of love and caring for just one day out of the year. If you truely loved someone, you would treat them like you do on Valentine's day everyday.

I went Bowling for V-Day and it was awesome BTW.

[Akhyll]

Who on earth gives underwear for valentines day???
I used to do it. Less culpability when I riped it off...

[MissNymph]

I don't mind valentine's day. It's a nice day where people feel the need to be with eachother. But I don't think that you should just have that kind of love and caring for just one day out of the year. If you truely loved someone, you would treat them like you do on Valentine's day everyday.

I went Bowling for V-Day and it was awesome BTW.

Absolutely agreed. :]

[Wolkkkk]

I don`t give presents. It`s mostly sex the whole day.
Oh wait. Lying. Last years valentines i gave her a dildo. The kind of that has the clitoris rubbing thingie in it.

[BlAcCbArBi3101]

Well i give him some good v-day sex
i understand the dinner, flowers, chocolate, and victoria secret
but nothing ends a good day then with some sex
use the vicky's and the chocolate for other good uses
feelz me

[CriminalAnarchist]

um chocolates and lingerie(usually a costume from his fantasy)...some bed room fun ;D