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MissTruant
January 31st, 2009, 04:19 AM
So I normally don't really rob, or break into things too often. But two nights ago it occured to me it could possibly be the most easy, rewarding thing on earth. Walking down the street, about 3am on Wednesday night (or Thursday morning?) with two of my close buddies, mangled out of our minds when they start walking up to cars and checking if they're open. Flashlights in hand, looking around, coming out with stuff as we continue walking. Two 4g ipods, a projector system, Iphone, $110ish an hour later it hit me that this was great.

Anyone else do anything similar? Thoughts? My boys call it "Car Missions".... I think it's stupidly easy :confused: but I kinda would feel guilty. Lol

numerator-91
January 31st, 2009, 04:31 AM
I've seen a kid nailed in the back with a soup can while he was running away after being caught rifling through an unlocked car in a dark parking structure.

MissTruant
January 31st, 2009, 04:33 AM
L m a o. Soup can? That's way to funny. Sucks to be that kid.

numerator-91
January 31st, 2009, 04:38 AM
Yes a soup can. I believe the guy that threw it was doing some shopping and was returning to his car.

MissTruant
January 31st, 2009, 04:41 AM
Well no wonder. I'd never try to pull shiesty moves like that in somewhere that public. I would have died to see that.

superflysuperwhite
January 31st, 2009, 10:56 AM
yeah.. my freind shot someone.. or shot at someone for doing this to his car.

i've thought about it but, if that happened to me i'd be ripshit.

Count Chocula
January 31st, 2009, 04:59 PM
Yeah that's a good way to get yourself killed. You don't fuck with a man's car and live.

AssRot
January 31st, 2009, 05:02 PM
Go for it. Bring gloves

a2thae
January 31st, 2009, 08:39 PM
That's fucked up...not as bad as in canada, winnapeg I think where kids just break the window, take the car where they need to go, and ditch it.

Phoenix Fire
January 31st, 2009, 08:43 PM
I never steal from individuals.
Only corporate fucks.

MissTruant
February 1st, 2009, 03:25 AM
That's fucked up...not as bad as in canada, winnapeg I think where kids just break the window, take the car where they need to go, and ditch it.

Ahahaha. What? I am in Canada. As for those kids... shit, that is just pushing the bar a little too far.

I don't mind stealing from individuals. I've been stolen from too many times to count. So fuck everyone, don't leave your car doors unlocked. :eek:

WeirdD
February 5th, 2009, 12:39 AM
Yeah i've done this a few times, i guess its easier in toronto though, the only times ive ever gotten anythingh from it was doing it in sauga, and never anything big.

my friends have said that theyve gottent ons of shit though, one of them got a macbook once, few ipods.

most ive gotten is like 20 bucks in small bills and change lol

ramalamafafafa
February 5th, 2009, 12:12 PM
I've seen a kid nailed in the back with a soup can while he was running away after being caught rifling through an unlocked car in a dark parking structure.

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!! Holy fuck, i actually laughed out loud!

charlee
February 5th, 2009, 07:10 PM
you have no idea the loot you can find in peoples cars...
and we call it "hittin cars" round here.

heres a couple tips.
1. be fast, get in get out.
2. Check glove box, center counsel, change thingy's, back seat, and trunk. shouldnt take more then 20 seconds if there's nothing of interest.
3. if lights are on at the house, dont do it.
4. flashing red lights arent usally alarms, but be ready to run.
5. if no gloves pull up your sleeve to over your hands.
6. IMPORTANT!!! if you plan on doing this to many cars on many streets, find a good place to stash your loot, its a very good idea to not have anything on you if the cops roll up.
7. one person on each side of the street is enough, more then that is unwanted attention by cars and people who are home.
8. motion light means no if your a beginner.
9. bikes will work, exspecially ones that you steal while hittin cars.
10. back pack is good, but use this too stash your loot, take it there after for bigger items.

karmassinator
February 13th, 2009, 10:39 AM
Yeah that shits rewarding but what fuck typa thieve are you? Unlocked cars??? go to an apartment complex's and find all the cars that got decks and systems in the cars then break all the windows out as quickly as possible (cars with systems have alarms, but dont be a pussy break one window in every car, but dont take nothing). Then hide nearby and wait for everyone to come out. (all they are gonna do is check to see what missing and turn off the alarm) once they are all gone go get YOUR shit (do it quick somebody called the cops), and yea dont open any doors go through the window unless you want another alarm going off. PS learn from me that cops turn their light and sirens off far from their destination so just get the most valuable systems. and if you only get one system dont sweat it, i mean who else make a couple hundred bucks in a half hour.
Then move onto the next apartment complex. FYI you need your own car also

Schulzey
February 16th, 2009, 03:58 AM
lol yea i havent done it but my friends have, they call it "cops and robbers" but it's good cos ppl in Australian (where i live) dont really have guns like in america so very unlikely to get shot WOOT!

charlee
February 16th, 2009, 10:31 PM
karmassinator. You are Stupid. There's no reason to actually break into a car unless you know there's alot alot of good loot in there. And from i know speakers are usually in the trunk, there for if it doesn't have a trunk button you'll have to rip the seats out. The stereo itself ought to be fucking killer, and the amp. And i still think there would have to be weed or cash to break into it.

There is a truck ive gotten ounces out of, but i still never break into it for a chance.

Mercury
February 20th, 2009, 12:13 AM
You just need a look out, and don't have some paranoid asshole looking out for you, but you don't want someone who doesn't pay attention to shit.

MissTruant
February 20th, 2009, 09:47 AM
Yeah that shits rewarding but what fuck typa thieve are you? Unlocked cars??? go to an apartment complex's and find all the cars that got decks and systems in the cars then break all the windows out as quickly as possible (cars with systems have alarms, but dont be a pussy break one window in every car, but dont take nothing). Then hide nearby and wait for everyone to come out. (all they are gonna do is check to see what missing and turn off the alarm) once they are all gone go get YOUR shit (do it quick somebody called the cops), and yea dont open any doors go through the window unless you want another alarm going off. PS learn from me that cops turn their light and sirens off far from their destination so just get the most valuable systems. and if you only get one system dont sweat it, i mean who else make a couple hundred bucks in a half hour.
Then move onto the next apartment complex. FYI you need your own car also


Sorry I wouldn't quit my day job to become a theif, let alone an idiotic one. That's the stupidest idea I've heard in time... but thanks, I realized apartment complexs are really easy to loot all cars and dip. And Charlee - really good tips.

I've been doing once or twice a week when I manage to still be up at 2 or 3am. I live in a nice residential family area... so no one is out lurking the streets besides myself and my dog. So far I've gotten at least over 200$ in cash, 2 cameras (nice ones at that!), a bunch of cellphone accessories, 5 ipods, 1 iphone and a bunch of random shit... In about three weeks or so.

Legit? Fuck yeah.

WeirdD
February 20th, 2009, 03:08 PM
thats a pretty nice haul, i havent managed to get shit all thats actually worth anything, bus change, smokes, money for smokes, and enough money for a little bit of weed here and there :(

dont apartment complexes have security + cameras?

thermite2534
February 25th, 2009, 10:48 PM
@ WeirdD: Wear non-descript clothes, a hat pulled down low, dont look directly at the cameras, wear gloves, and only hit unlocked cars. As a side not not all apt. complexes have cameras, try the more run down ones for less risk of cameras.

WeirdD
February 26th, 2009, 11:37 AM
true say, thanks for the tips man

thermite2534
February 27th, 2009, 12:37 AM
No problem, I just got out of jail on bond for robbing houses, so I figured I could drop a few tips I thought up, oh and one more thing WORK THE F*CK ALONE

a2thae
February 27th, 2009, 11:01 AM
No problem, I just got out of jail on bond for robbing houses, so I figured I could drop a few tips I thought up, oh and one more thing WORK THE F*CK ALONE

Did you seriously just bleed "fuck"?

I don't think you're old enough to go to jail.

thermite2534
February 27th, 2009, 10:27 PM
Believe what you want. I was locked up, the had me in a juvenial detention center the they waived me up to be charged as an adult, thus sending me to the jail.

OpolE
June 9th, 2009, 07:24 AM
fdsgdfgsdfsdfsdfggggggdsgg

WeirdD
June 9th, 2009, 11:19 AM
Yes its fun and a rush, i was drunk at the time

I'll warn you before someone kills you for it, but when a topic is over 3 weeks old without any new replies, don't reply to it. That is called necro posting and is very clearly one of the main rules of the site.

OpolE
June 9th, 2009, 01:23 PM
No way man,egf fgdfgdgdgdgfdgd

skittleskitten
June 29th, 2009, 03:17 PM
i used to ride in a pretty gangster ass car, and i ALWAYS left that bitch unlocked, the way i saw it, i was never really in one place for too long and it gave me a really good opportunity to catch a bitch and beat his ass.

StolenDXM
June 29th, 2009, 06:34 PM
i used to ride in a pretty gangster ass car, and i ALWAYS left that bitch unlocked, the way i saw it, i was never really in one place for too long and it gave me a really good opportunity to catch a bitch and beat his ass.

Can you just like stop posting?

guidolicious
July 2nd, 2009, 03:38 PM
if you guys actually want to do this with possibilty of max reward and minimal risk, start jumpin out around 3am. honestly in my experience with this kind of theevin its actually better when you hit people when some people are still awake on the town, like 1am-2am, since the people who usually lock their cars probably havent locked up for the night. speed is the greatest denominator in this bitch. to increase the odds of success, buck the system based on the knowlege you have of your area. for example-i hit up a isuzu rodeo one street over from where i live at around 2:30am and did it by cutting through the back plastic window with a razor. accomplishment: skateboard, 18$, gascard, new shoes, high end purse, bike parts which was actually useful to me.
the reason i did it so early at night was because i knew the police shift change and how often traffic usually came by.

once inside a car always check in order with both hands for speed:
-sun visors
-glove and armrest compartment
-seats
-trunk if time allows

TheKommon
August 6th, 2009, 05:27 PM
Yeah good Idea...i picked up a set of 300 $ hockey sticks one nite

FinallyFree
August 19th, 2009, 03:22 AM
this may be risky to some but if u go to pharmacy places like walgreens or some shit at night people sometimes leave their cars unlocked in the parking lot since they probably figure they're going in for quick prescription than right back out. I know this from personal experience did it at night and picked car farthest away from rest and it was unlocked didnt have shit but i guess you could always hotwire them. and i dont think u need gloves unless u have a criminal record cause otherwise they couldnt find you