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skullcandy
January 30th, 2009, 10:43 PM
Title says most of it, she wants me to convert and i want to do some hot dicking. Also, for others. any tips on asking one out?
CHEETZzz
January 30th, 2009, 11:14 PM
LMFAO
Mormon dating is an oxymoron dude.
they are prudish and stiff, both literally and figuratively.
if you want some hot dickings, get a girl who's not into a retarded religion.
i suggest you slap her the tits, then leave.
methtownblue
January 30th, 2009, 11:20 PM
The Mormon religion isn't exactly my strong suite. But I have met a few Mormons and they are really nice to be around, and that trait is tolerable enough for this athiest. I would consider at least asking her what her faith is all about and see if it is for you. And to ask a mormon out? I don't know just be nice and other things that a decent human being would do.
a2thae
January 31st, 2009, 01:27 AM
Her being a mormon shouldn't matter. You shouldn't convert to just hit it and quit it...that's sort of stupid.
MissTruant
January 31st, 2009, 04:50 AM
Her being a mormon shouldn't matter. You shouldn't convert to just hit it and quit it...that's sort of stupid.
He's right. That's just being a complete ass. It's a different story if you hit it and quit it minus the converting religion. But allegedly they are, as stated, quite prudish and stiff. However, I do know a Mormon girl who is the opposite. So I say just go for it an ask her out, see what happens.
With that being said if you just want 'hot dicking' (interesting choice of words), find another chick. Who the hell wants to wait for what the next girl will give you so easily I'm sure?
ramalamafafafa
January 31st, 2009, 09:21 AM
Isn't it funny how "moron" and "mormon" look so alike when written????
Meh, i'm out...
charlee
January 31st, 2009, 01:36 PM
do mormons not drink or sumthin?
RuthlessMan
January 31st, 2009, 03:31 PM
any tips on asking one out?
I assume you mean women in general.
The biggest thing that you have to have is confidence. In the way you move, in the way you speak, and in the way you feel. Start up a conversation with a simple "Hi," talk about some interesting things. Don't just go ask her a bunch of questions; you don't want her to feel like she's doing a job interview.
Another tip is for you to end the conversation (don't make it too short, you can end it once you get her info.) She'll most likely be used to guys trying to talk to her for as long as possible, and if you end the conversation she'll most likely notice it.
Keep good eye contact, have good hygiene. I hope you can at least talk to a girl, so goodluck I guess.
freetibet
January 31st, 2009, 07:57 PM
i used to be a mormon!!
don't date a mormon girl... if they are devout it will be the most annoying experience of your life.
gheox
April 20th, 2009, 03:24 PM
date a satanist girl , her religion encurages her 2 b open 2 hot fucking
Deetinator
May 20th, 2009, 12:11 AM
If anyone wants an overview on Mormon belief, I would suggest the South Park episode!
:D
Slawter
May 20th, 2009, 12:21 PM
date a satanist girl , her religion encurages her 2 b open 2 hot fucking
then they eat you. haha. joking
Wolkkkk
May 31st, 2009, 07:41 PM
To me it`s even weird to hear about mormons. That`s one religion that`s really fucked up. Worst we have are the Jehovan witness folks. That are fucked in the head.
I wouldn`t touch those people. I mean..well you know how some women get crazy after the sex? I just sense trouble coming with these people
Wolkkkk
May 31st, 2009, 07:42 PM
If anyone wants an overview on Mormon belief, I would suggest the South Park episode!
:D
Josef Smith Dumb dumb dumb dumb dumb=)))
gheox
June 1st, 2009, 06:44 AM
yeeep jehova s witness are realy realy fucked up , the seem 2 b in their own happy world wich is about 2 end in a short time , what r u saying about jehova s witness women getting crazy after sex ?
Wolkkkk
June 1st, 2009, 07:53 AM
Well you ever fucked with a women that seems all normal. But she goes insane after the sex? Like stalking you and doing weird/creepy shit. I just think that a good sign of an unstable person is an imaginary world that they are proud to live in.
Mormons are creepy to me. I can`t believe that religion has actually people in it. Like Scientology. Those people got to be the craziest bastards out there.
gheox
June 1st, 2009, 11:47 AM
i have a friend ho s stalked by a one she calls him every day at at 6-7 in the morning , and other 20 times in a day , she even memorized his school program and she is always smiling beeing like in a imaginary world and yes she is very unstable and extre***y jealous
ang3lwing
June 1st, 2009, 09:00 PM
Don't mormon's follow polygamy? Which would increase STD chance? lol, just a thought.
creubend
June 2nd, 2009, 09:25 PM
yeah my family is mormon, this is almost no way that you will get any. after you "convert" she will want to just become friends. thats how it works.
Blood
June 4th, 2009, 06:20 PM
I heard mormon chicks are shifty like that.
Do some hott dicking on a local slut with a meat wrap and you're good. Simpler. Or if you want some virgin Shit find a nerdy girl, Tell her you love her and want to take your relationship to the next level, if she says no, go on to the next hott nerdy gal.
PS:(^^ is a horrible way to live your life)
Or be like me, Find a cool chick, date her for a while then hit it and don't quit it. I prefer to keep a relationship lol.
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