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Cake
January 29th, 2009, 05:57 PM
I dont want to pay for it so im planning on stealing it from books a million. What would be the best way to do it WITHOUT getting caught?
AssRot
January 29th, 2009, 06:07 PM
You can actually find out how to steal books in the book itself! Go read a bit. Then do it. Oh yeah and no one will think you're cool for stealing a book
Cake
January 29th, 2009, 06:25 PM
Dont care what anyone thinks. and im thinking if i just peel off the bar codes and stick it in my jacket i could just walk right out
AssRot
January 29th, 2009, 06:29 PM
Sometimes they hide a metalic strip in the binding. OK so the barcode might not be enough. I'm telling you its not worth it. You will feel much better just buying it. Then so next time you walk in that store you wont worry about being punched in the teeth
Dak
January 30th, 2009, 07:26 PM
stick it down your pants of course
Xavier_Blackstone
January 30th, 2009, 10:59 PM
um you can actually just find versions online and download them (www.scribd.com) its not that difficult. Why steal it when you can get it for free i mean unless you want the actual book as in the material item
superflysuperwhite
January 30th, 2009, 11:05 PM
dude.. you'll steal it.. then feel like an idiot because it is UTTER SHIT!
Cake
January 31st, 2009, 06:51 PM
Dont care. i want something to look at and say...yes i stole this....and it sucks.....i pwn.....i really just want it...badly.....just to have it.....but my dad wouldnt let me buy it because he knows how i am......and if i had the money and i was at books a million u probably gotta be 18 to buy it or some gay shit cuz it talks about drugs n bombs and whatnot.
superflysuperwhite
January 31st, 2009, 11:03 PM
no, my freind bought a pot growing book when he was 16, im sure you could buy the book. but you want it... just because you cant have it?
really?
ro114
February 18th, 2009, 07:38 PM
Dont care what anyone thinks. and im thinking if i just peel off the bar codes and stick it in my jacket i could just walk right out
The bar codes usually are not like alarms or anything like that. normally there is a stick on alarm inside on one of the pages.
rsdbaby
February 19th, 2009, 09:27 PM
Just get some stickers that say "Paid" from the dollar store. Walk in, stick one on it and walk out. Dress normal and dont act weird. If the ask any question just point to the stick and keep walking.
Another way is to bring your laptop with you and the bookbag to go with it, stuff the bookbag full and walk out.
Mercury
February 20th, 2009, 12:10 AM
Just beat the shit out of the workers there, and take it.
I would love to have the actual book itself, I would carry it with me always. But don't they have to put your name down in some government book if you buy it?
rsdbaby
February 22nd, 2009, 10:00 PM
lmao no they dont keep records of who buys the books. Just like with weed books or gun magazines.
RuthlessMan
February 22nd, 2009, 11:41 PM
Just beat the shit out of the workers there, and take it.
I would love to have the actual book itself, I would carry it with me always. But don't they have to put your name down in some government book if you buy it?
Are you serious? The anarchistcookbook is shit. Wouldn't trust nearly anything in that pile of bullshit.
pyrokid
February 23rd, 2009, 10:49 PM
most books have these small strips in them somewhere, these strips have a barcode on them. these strips are not paper they r thick pieces of plastic with a piece of metal in them. when the book is swiped this small metal strip is de-magnetizied and u can walk out the door. that's wat sets the alarms. bring a small magnet with u and swipe it over the books spine a few times and over the from and back cover. this will demagnetize it. also if u wanna have some fun if u buy something that has one of those on it, take it back into the store and bring a magnet. swipe if a few times with ur magnet and stick it on someones buggy when they dont look. when they walk out the door the alarm will go off.
Have fun!:D
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