Would you rather?

[ItsAPoorlyKeptSecret]

Would you rather get hit by a bus, or get a papercut...on your eyeball?

[LNT-5265F]

eyeball. hands down.

[numerator-91]

how fast is the bus going?

[AssRot]

Bus. As long as its going at max 15mph

[KusKus]

buss\
for shur

[numerator-91]

You can't get a paper cut on your eye anyway. the sclera is far too tough to be cut by a piece of paper. I remember disecting cows eyes in senior biology, we used ridiculously sharp scalpels and it still took ages to cut through. Thats why they use lasers for eye surgery (that and the whole laser precision thing)

[ItsAPoorlyKeptSecret]

The bus is goin fast enough to make you hurt weeks later but now fast enough to kill you.

New one.

Would you rather eat maggot infested meat(just been laying around in a meat locker and became neglected) or food out of a landfill (as in been around god knows what for who knows how long but still pretty sure its was once edible and hey still semi wrapped in original wrapper)

[Phoenix Fire]

Fuck maggots....

I can't eat anything while it's moving.

[deathlord888]

i maggot meat easy

[ItsAPoorlyKeptSecret]

Fuck maggots....

I can't eat anything while it's moving.

Sthen gather them all up and smash them and you got yourself a nice little side dish that resembles mash potatoes a bit.

[Cuddles]

The bus is goin fast enough to make you hurt weeks later but now fast enough to kill you.

New one.

Would you rather eat maggot infested meat(just been laying around in a meat locker and became neglected) or food out of a landfill (as in been around god knows what for who knows how long but still pretty sure its was once edible and hey still semi wrapped in original wrapper)

i would eat maggots. i would not eat rancid meat. one is a health concern, the other is a fairly mineral and protein rich delicious treat to some people...you can decide which is which, but i already know that rancid meat could potentially kill you a LOT faster than maggots could.....i'd want to make sure they were at least sterile beforehand, but if i didnt have a choice, im sure i could just straight up eat them.....i wouldnt want to, because i dont want to die from some disease that the maggot just happens to have on its person at the time of consumption, but eh, i could, and would as a last resort. i <3 fire, tho, so i would want to at least flash fry them...

[freetibet]

I'd get hit by the bus, and find something from the landfill

bus, because any sort of cut on your eye could affect your vision, and i for some reason have always wanted to be hit by something very large. (to knock me off my feet and into the air)

landfill, because i bet i could find something still in its wrapper and not too nasty

[ItsAPoorlyKeptSecret]

hahaha

kay kay how bout another...

3. Would you life or death situation....save the life of someone you know..... or the life of lets say 20 complete strangers? If it was one or the other which would you choose? reason why too?

[a2thae]

If it's a person I know, and who I care about, I'd save the person I know. Fuck everyone else, they don't mean shit to me if it came down to that situation.

But if it was someone I knew, and hated, then I'd save the 20 people.

[ItsAPoorlyKeptSecret]

I think even if it was someone I "hated" I would still save them just to rub that shit in thier face haha yea I can be pretty petty when bored.

Also just cause strangers mean not alot to me I could sleep at night with strangers but someone I know liked/disliked that stay with me if not a long time def a few nights that first week.

[Sionyx]

If it was one of the few people i don't hate, I would save that person. If it was someone I didn't like, i would watch them all die with a smile on my face knowing that i have just helped the world's overpopulation issue.

[Nebuchadnezzar]

I'll save the person I know: I don't have a soul.