Psychological Warfare Ideas for a hypochondriac

[Ratboy]

Hi there, my brothers and sisters and I need nasty but subtle and cruel ideas to get rid of a wicked stepmother. Its a custody battle and we want our family together. So far we have itching powder in her clothes and underwear, sneezing powder in my little brothers hair because shes always touching him. Possibly nair in her conditioner. 50 vol peroxide in her shampoo, it will wreck her hair and it has no s***l. If its not endangering of causing blindness.
We want her to give up on us and go back to her old state. Anything that will make her think shes sick. She has been running to the doctors once a month for years with nothing wrong. Time to give her some true symptoms.
The smallest brother whose 11, wants to spit in her face and swear at her and have an out and out rebellion but we aren't so sure that will work properly.
Thankyou for any ideas. Please help us keep our little brothers!

[666camaro420]

im sure you could use ipecac in some way

[Anarchi St]

Talk Jibberish To Her While There Are Alot Of People Willing To Vouch Saying you Wanted A Dollar Or Something.

Does She Have A Certain Thing She Uses/Drinks/Eats Alot?

[skullcandy]

Camaro, i didn't know you had it in you to support bolymia.

[666camaro420]

you mean bulimia? anyway it doesnt have to do with that. that is self induced vomiting. completely different.

[Ghostfacekiller]

First i would reconmed talking to her and exsplaning how you feel for real.


but if that fails, slowly move furniture around the house. inch by inch. Repark her car, diffrent spots or backwards from the way she had it. when she is watching tv switch it to a diffrent show ( one you dont like) and when she complains tell her that she said she loved the show a while ago. tell her someone called for her and left a number but its totally random. Rearange her closet and dresser. When she buys a new gallon of milk switch it with one that has gone bad. Send mail to her with nothing but a kiss or a dead animal. MAKE HER GO CRAZY

[ramalamafafafa]

Piss in her bed..... While she sleeps in it.

[666camaro420]

wow ive recomended every single one of those in the past two weeks...

[Warpurlgis]

I'm pretty sure talking to one would make them faint

[Knyfeboy]

ok well people have just been listing pranks. you have to work her weakness... hypochondria. put a skin irritant in her bed or shoes. then she will get a rash and think its worse than it is and goes to the doctor. do some research on common symptoms that could be interpreted as something much worse. then show her that she has the "something much worse" maybe keep putting vaisine in her coffee every morning for a month. switch out the sugar with salt or just add salt. rub icy hot on her steering wheel.

[TheFreekinCog16]

ipecac sounds really good, put it in her coffee or something, she will puke her brains out. If she has her own bathroom, put a shit load of "the works"toilet bowl cleaner in the top compartment or something that will irritate the shit out of her senses. Or maybe Morris Green clean, as long as you dont mix it with water, it is a real bad irratant. If she wears contacts or uses eye drops, get alittle jalapeno juice in there

[MetalMSTR]

and put some harcore porno in her dvd player!!!
and yes put some pato purific on the shower or blue paint powder and put oil in the floor or spread parafine from a candle to make it slipy
change the items of the house from place everyday
freak her out

[gheox]

does she have something that means a lot to her ? if she does destroy it!! if she wears thong try rubbing hot chillys on the string

[Warpurlgis]

does she have something that means a lot to her ? if she does destroy it!! if she wears thong try rubbing hot chillys on the string

you suck so many guys dicks

[gheox]

;I ride throbbing dick hard; sez warplurgis

[GaMeRbOt]

Put pure calcium in her shower head...

[Warpurlgis]

Put pure calcium in her shower head...

cesium fag

[GaMeRbOt]

cesium fag

I believe he simply wants her to get the point he doesn't want her there, but if he would want to inflict bodily harm, (i.e. blindness, NO FACE) he could stick a good chunk of cesium in there.

Don't want him going to jail now.


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