how to get laid

[deathlord888]

how to get laid, discuss all your stories, ideas or tips on how to get it

[Cuddles]

please, if it can ever be avoided, do not make the subject of your topic the only explanation of what the topic is. it's obnoxious to have to look way up there -points- just to figure out what the hell this whole thing is about. even if you're restating what the subject is, i dont care, just put it somewhere in your post.

edited, as i made a mistake and thought i was somewhere else.

edited again: it's pretty easy to get laid, talk about something better, like how to get laid by a girl you want to get laid by

[deathlord888]

that make you happier?

[numerator-91]

Vodka Cruisers and lots of them.

[LiveWire]

sadly the above idea works very very well.

[a2thae]

Well depends on if you are working on getting into a relationship, or if you are getting into a one night stand.

Personally, I don't like to use alcohol with gals because it affects their inhibitions, and they do things they usually wouldn't...it's sort of like a cheat in my book.

[deathlord888]

lalalalalalala.....

[a2thae]

I think the only problem most guys have is that once they get a girl interested, they don't know how to take it a step further, and go to the physical level. It's all about transitions.

[freetibet]

getting laid is easy...

anyone can find a slutty girl to fuck with

the trick is to either get laid by someone really hot and not slutty, or to get laid by someone you genuinely care about.

I prefer the second one...

[a2thae]

getting laid is easy...

anyone can find a slutty girl to fuck with

the trick is to either get laid by someone really hot and not slutty, or to get laid by someone you genuinely care about.

I prefer the second one...

Getting laid is relatively easy (somewhat complex because all gals are different, but still) no matter who you are trying to get with if you have proper technique, and know what you are doing..

Just get them interested, and from there (assuming they are single) it's easy. It's easy to get a gal interested if she has a sense of humor..(90% do)

A lot of guys just freeze up on the approach, don't know what to say, and come accross as an average joe, like the other 100 guys who walked over there, and said "Your hot," or used a cheesy pickup line.

Saying "Your hot," isn't flirting, and by using a cheesy pickup line (most don't work,) you come accross as slick and create instant resistance...bad idea.

[superflysuperwhite]

alcohol is great.. for you to use.... but dont get sloppy drunk, just enough that you dont care what you are saying but can also control what you are saying. plus if you do say something a litlle stupid.. it's okay because "you're a little drunk"

take a few shots loosen up, just enough to where you are sociable.. but not "that guy" sociable.

[a2thae]

alcohol is great.. for you to use.... but dont get sloppy drunk, just enough that you dont care what you are saying but can also control what you are saying. plus if you do say something a litlle stupid.. it's okay because "you're a little drunk"

take a few shots loosen up, just enough to where you are sociable.. but not "that guy" sociable.

Aha! I haven't lost faith in A.C.B.'s game just yet...

This is a good tip. Especially for those who aren't good with their dialect when talking to those of the female nature.

[deathlord888]

shit that is a good idea, i can control myself pretty good, but i am also a lot more relaxed

[a2thae]

The only thing though is that alcohol can make you think a little unclear, so you may end up rushing things that shouldn't be rushed, like the hand holding-arm around her-kiss key transitions/moments.

So if you accidentally drink too much you may fuck up a little. But then again, "your drunk," so "it's o.k." if you end up rushing something, and she pushes you away, resume to talking, and say "sorry, it's the alcohol" or something along those lines..

[deathlord888]

haha ya you can always use it as your back up and no one cares, it is pretty sick

[LiveWire]

..... i dont know about other chicks but i fucking hate it when a guy is drunk and trying to get anywhere with me. Especially the "sorry its the alcohol" bit

[superflysuperwhite]

heres how you know you have the perfect alcohol to blood ratio...

if you can go from sitting to standing very quickly without stumbling, say simple yet complex sentences without pulling a "i need a ret wag" or "im drunk.. you're the drunk one.."

also with alcohol.. there are a few things you need to watch besides whats been stated.. and these are the harder ones because even if you are at that perfect equalibrium, you are still too drunk to actually care about these without thinking.

Belching... its gross when you are not drunk but, when you've had a few it's worse because you probably wont hold back, do it in her face.. and itll reak to high heaven.

farts.. same thing.

swearing, if your sentence is say 12 words.. (unless you are quoteing someone) and there is more then say two swears.. check yourself.

also watch out if you find yourself drifting too close to her.. you wont really notice it.. but sometimes when you are getting into a conversation and you are drunk.. your mind tends to think more about the conversation then personale space, and youll wind up slouching right into her chest if you are not carefull.

[deathlord888]

youll wind up slouching right into her chest if you are not carefull.

lol i can see this happening for sure

[a2thae]

Yeah, it is easy to drink a little too much which is why I usually don't drink before/when I talk to gals. One shot, then it's hard to stop for me.

Besides, it can create a lil bit of resistance if the gal knows your drunk, but if you can keep that hidden, it can help a lot of people.

..... i dont know about other chicks but i fucking hate it when a guy is drunk and trying to get anywhere with me. Especially the "sorry its the alcohol" bit

You hate it because he's rushing...and because he's drunk, and wouldn't normally be like that sober, am I right?

So then, if the dude hides the slight drunkness, and forces himself to relax and not rush, he's got nothin to lose.

[LiveWire]

yup a2thae that is exactly why.
along with the fact that if he's drunk, he might not be flirting with you because he actually likes you.
an yea a guy has ended up with his face in my chest when we were drinking. its not a good look.

[deathlord888]

so...I should stay on topic and not talk about pictures. Please, continue commenting and/or suggesting ideas.

[LiveWire]

get a little drunk TOGETHER.
not just you

Edit... yes let us not speak of pictures

[freetibet]

That could work.

that way the chick's judgment is impaired and you can fuck her condomless. lol jk

[superflysuperwhite]

That could work.

that way the chick's judgment is impaired and you can fuck her condomless. lol jk

and stuff like this will never get you laid.

the alcohol isnt a magical potion that makes you a super stud.. it is just so you are relaxed and a bit more confident. and should only be used this way.. then once you have a girl into you, you both drink till whenever.. then hopefully you havent done anything stupid and she'll ride your dick...


ALSO a warning about alcohol.. too much can give you limp dick.

[a2thae]

Again, "personally, I don't like to use alcohol with gals because it affects their inhibitions, and they do things they usually wouldn't..."(said that on the first page)

I like it without the alcohol, a little more challenging, and a little more intimate.

that way the chick's judgment is impaired and you can fuck her condomless. lol jk

sigh.

[freetibet]

I was kidding...

I never get with girls after drinking. In fact I rarely drink at all.

the most i've done with a girl that involved any alcohol was a little cuddling. Drugs just make things less emotionally meaningful in regards to intimacy

[numerator-91]

ALSO a warning about alcohol.. too much can give you limp dick.

Which is very embarassing.

[LNT-5265F]

90% of this thread is such bullshit.

[numerator-91]

Whats with everybody throwing around the statistic of 90% bullshit?

[LNT-5265F]

60% of all statistics are made up on the spot.

do you feel lucky punk?

[Cuddles]

60% of all statistics are made up on the spot.

do you feel lucky punk?

and 100% of statisticians are liars

[a2thae]

90% of this thread is such bullshit.

If you are going to say something like that, please point out what parts are bullshit.

Please refer to the new guidelines in rule 1.

[GunMetal]

alcohol is great.. for you to use.... but dont get sloppy drunk, just enough that you dont care what you are saying but can also control what you are saying. plus if you do say something a litlle stupid.. it's okay because "you're a little drunk"

take a few shots loosen up, just enough to where you are sociable.. but not "that guy" sociable.

I have a picture of my mate, He is ALWAYS "That guy"...Actually I have 2 pictures of 2 separate occasions...

http://img234.imageshack.us/img234/2694/010309204529pc7.jpg

http://img339.imageshack.us/img339/5758/cssspray8pf3.jpg

And another picture of a mates face we absolutely demolished...We even drew on his teeth...

http://img339.imageshack.us/img339/7747/68046043ho2.jpg

[GunMetal]

Oh and sorry for the double but Yes if you didn't pick it up my Special friend like to piss himself..

Ps. the 3rd photo is of a different fella

[freetibet]

did he piss himself?

also, is your signature, "the cake is a lie" a reference to the game portal?

or whatever the game is called that looks like half-life 2 and you use portals to jump around...

[GunMetal]

Sure is a portal reff

[Maggotsfriend]

Or did you piss on him?

[LNT-5265F]

MORE of this thread is bullshit then before...and I like it! Me love bullshit woohoo!! YEAH i think it would be cool if I stopped being a homo. Maybe I'll try it...maybe I won't.

Haha im a loser. Im gonna go die. Maybe I'll go have me some mansex with bartnewtron!

[Cuddles]

MORE of this thread is bullshit then before...and I like it! Me love bullshit woohoo!! YEAH i think it would be cool if I stopped being a homo. Maybe I'll try it...maybe I won't.

Haha im a loser. Im gonna go die. Maybe I'll go have me some mansex with bartnewtron!

Yes. No shit sherlock. (answer to my question)

[Akhyll]

To catch a woman, it's war !!
Know your enemy, what's she thinking, liking, be a fucking gentleman and able to be a bad boy when needed. You girls are so differents and so the same...So complex and so simple...
And most of all, don't come thinking "u gonna take mine in the ass and calling me daddy", i don't how, but girls, you can read it on our face (especially mine, got a weirdo's face :D )
To catch a man, just ask him if he want a blowjob...^^
But that my experience with european girls and boys, dunno with others countries...

[a2thae]

Not bad analysis.

And most of all, don't come thinking "u gonna take mine in the ass and calling me daddy", i don't how, but girls, you can read it on our face (especially mine, got a weirdo's face )

Yeah, body language/tonality etc. account for like 90% of communication, in most cases girls are just naturally better at reading body language... I actually don't know why.

A better mentality is to give the gal a chance to get to know you, not to be "picking her up"

[Cake]

Lol a fun night out....a lil drinky drinky maybe....roofies?

[Akhyll]

Not bad analysis.
Of course it is, i'm french and if we are good in something, it's seduction !! ^^
It was my selfesteem minute. Thank anyway

[charlee]

step one. get her to like you. not good at talkin to girls? well talk to everyone else, and do it while she's around, make her think your interesting enough to start a conversation with, then after you do you, move in for the kill.

[a2thae]

step one. get her to like you. not good at talkin to girls? well talk to everyone else, and do it while she's around, make her think your interesting enough to start a conversation with, then after you do you, move in for the kill.

I hope you don't really think it's as simple as that...

If you don't you're being vague.

[charlee]

its all about how you do the "you do you" part. just basically saying if you can get em interested in you before they know your interested in them, it makes it much easier. not saying that your gonna get laid right then....

and no its much more then that. but if your gettin drunk, that'll do it.

[a2thae]

Well it's obvious if they are into you it is much easier...that's just common sense.

Also, I disagree that they need to be into you FIRST. I don't think it really matters if you have somewhat of "game"

and getting drunk is too much like cheating. :/

[charlee]

yes, but it was for those who dont have "game" and who are getting drunk. but in the sense of how to get laid, i was thinking your lookin for the simplest way that has a decent success rate if ur a noobie.

ive not much "game" myself, but i manage just fine. game is how me do me. game is how you do you. whatever works.

[a2thae]

eh, whatever works for you.

[Zamato Elite]

Here is the scientific explanation:

Look your best. Sorry to break it to you, the opposite sex evaluates physical features before anything els. This happens in both MALES and FEMALES. There has been other studies that show females have lower standards then males when it comes to physical preferences. After the opposite sex finds a physically appealing person to mate with, the personality is evaluated. Believe it or not, personality does not hold that much weight when it comes to picking up girls or guys.

These findings are based on medical research and studies. Human attraction is still considered an unknown frontier in medicine, but thanks to studies, we can piece together a general idea of why humans mate.

[a2thae]

I ask then, why is it my friend: whose face looks like that of a pug still able to pickup nearly any girl he wants?

He is being different, and using his personality to attract girls.

Girls go for personality over looks bro.

Guys...not so much.

[Cuddles]

I ask then, why is it my friend: whose face looks like that of a pug still able to pickup nearly any girl he wants?

He is being different, and using his personality to attract girls.

Girls go for personality over looks bro.

Guys...not so much.


cause pugs are cyoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo ooooooot

[Zamato Elite]

I ask then, why is it my friend: whose face looks like that of a pug still able to pickup nearly any girl he wants?

He is being different, and using his personality to attract girls.

Girls go for personality over looks bro.

Guys...not so much.

Are they attractive girls? Some girls have very low standards.

But the way attraction works, first level is physical, second level is emotional. Applies to both males and females, but remember, Females have lower standards then males.

[a2thae]

That might be true zamato, but if they see the great personality, then the physical aspect must be lowered greatly.

The girls he gets I would rate a 7/10.

Pretty good considering he and his dog look so much alike. Sometimes he refers to his pug as his little brother...