Best ways to break up with someone

[a2thae]

I think the whole "It's not you, it's me" thing is the best because, it doesn't crush the other person as much as it would.

The way for the least amount of pain in the other person's life I think is to get them to break up with you, but that takes like 3 freakin weeks in my experience, so fuck that.

Just the flat out "It's not gonna work out," with the "it's not you, it's me"

Or take the maddox approach of a headbutt, and a failed relationship. None of that "still friends bullshit"...

any other ideas?

[deathlord888]

i just say, ya i not feeling it anymore so i dont want to lead you on and waste your time. so it seems like you are helping them

[numerator-91]

"it's not you, it's me. Me don't like you"

[deathlord888]

ya that is mean tho

[Pactum]

"Bitch! You crampin' my style!"

haha

[freetibet]

fuck them till they pass out, take all their money, and leave.

assuming your not at your house that is... You could probably drop them off somewhere in that case then