Fuck J.K. ROWLING

[a2thae]

I just read an old interview saying that "Harry Potter is not the last horcrux"

She lied to sell books. What a bitch. (Comments say that he is indeed the last horcrux, i can't be bothered to read it.)

Fuck the whole harry potter thing, I'm not wasting my time readin that shit.

[Phoenix Fire]

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[a2thae]

...that is a homicide-staged suicide. I will back that up like this:

1. Spoons aren't sharp.

2. If he did manage to cut himself, he would bleed to death before he could finish with that spoon.

3. Notice the expression on the face...it looks almost suprised or horrified, desperately pleading for his life and how he has 2 kids and a wife. I doubt that's how the look of someone who decapitated themselves would look like.

4. The direction of the blood splatter would be going to the right where the was if he scraped to the right, if he DIDN'T scrape to the right, the head would be in a different position, and he seems to be falling to his left, and he should be falling to the right...suspicious

5. There is no blood on the spoon

Bad with spoons? or just a victim of a psychopath?

[Phoenix Fire]

It was Colonel Mustard with the candlestick in the library!!!!

[freetibet]

J.K. Rowling is pretty hot... i'd fuck her!

...that is a homicide-staged suicide. I will back that up like this:

1. Spoons aren't sharp.

2. If he did manage to cut himself, he would bleed to get before he could finish with that spoon.

3. Notice the expression on the face...it looks almost suprised or horrified, desperately pleading for his life and how he has 2 kids and a wife. I doubt that's how the look of someone who decapitated themselves would look like.

4. The direction of the blood splatter would be going to the right where the was if he scraped to the right, if he DIDN'T scrape to the right, the head would be in a different position, and he seems to be falling to his left, and he should be falling to the right...suspicious

5. There is no blood on the spoon

hahahahaha

[CHEETZzz]

dude, lol
Harry Potter is soo last year. hahaha

but fuck it, they were good ass books.
suck my 9

[a2thae]

I just watched the movies, and they sucked, so fuck it.

"I lived through some fuckin spell, i'm mediocre except i can ride a broom better cuz i got a better broom blah blah blah..(fell asleep)" fuck that

Btw, I believe I know who the murderer was:

Chuck Norris, In the library, with a roundhouse kick.

That's always the answer when you put chuck norris into clue.

[deathlord888]

the movies do suck, the books i will admit are good, well mostly the last few

[neomatrixjc]

never like her books or the movies, im more into the sword of truth series and lord of the rings, she should not be recognized as a great fantasy writer, she just typed in some manipulating words to get money from little boys and girls. personally i hope she goes bankrupt soon.

[ArcaneMethods]

I like the books and the movies. And I am also aware I just opened myself to tons of insults.

[crazyassmetalhead]

not really i don't think anyone gives a shit, plus almost everyone read the books as a kid unless your in your mid twenties or over

[Warpurlgis]

I'm very pissed I did read the books.. Twilight is turning into like what happened to Harry Potter

[ArcaneMethods]

I'm very pissed I did read the books.. Twilight is turning into like what happened to Harry Potter

Twilight is going to end up as a big pile of suck, because the whole vampire romance thing is already over done. Not to mention the fact its a generic idea that just got lucky. But then again I like generic ideas now and then. The books were a lot better. Well so far anyways.

[Cuddles]

Twilight is going to end up as a big pile of suck, because the whole vampire romance thing is already over done. Not to mention the fact its a generic idea that just got lucky. But then again I like generic ideas now and then. The books were a lot better. Well so far anyways.

the first book in the twilight series was good, really good. the second was eh, it was alright because it got violent, the third was fucking rubbish, its only saving grace was that it got excessively violent, and i couldnt even finish the fourth because it was everything i predicted it would be, and not worth the read. the movies are gonna suck worse, because their edward is not edward, and the cullens dont personify perfection in the way it was intended in the book. hell, the first movie was already shite, dont expect much better.

plus, stephenie meyer is a fucking nutjob.......making jacob imprint on renesme (and what the fuck kind of name is that? i guess that's why teenagers arent supposed to get preggers......fucking morons name their children things like that.)

(i read a lot, in every genre i can get my hands on)

[ArcaneMethods]

Her problem is she is getting cocky just like Rowling, she thinks she can just change a bunch of stuff midway and then half-ass the rest of it and hope for a good outcome, only thing is she might not be as lucky as Rowling was. And that whole thing with Jacob...yeah that was a complete bunch of crap.

[Cuddles]

Her problem is she is getting cocky just like Rowling, she thinks she can just change a bunch of stuff midway and then half-ass the rest of it and hope for a good outcome, only thing is she might not be as lucky as Rowling was. And that whole thing with Jacob...yeah that was a complete bunch of crap.

nah, her problem is that she's psychotic. the copy of twilight that she handed to her editor in order to first get published, was one book, which encompassed all four, and only had minor differences from the story she released to the public.

[ArcaneMethods]

So they decided to devide it up to make more money?

[Cuddles]

exactly...one book -->20-30 bucks a pop, 4 which you know everyone will HAVE to buy all 4, 80-120

[ArcaneMethods]

It sounds like something the publishing companies would pull. Or anyone in the entertainment industry really.

[Cuddles]

well, on top of all that, it's easier to sell several smaller books than it is to sell one massive book...and easier to print.....

[LNT-5265F]

a big book scares a lot of people

[Basarab]

http://www.pegr.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/jk_rowling_narrowweb__300x3950.jpg

I did fuck J.K. Rowling, and thats the face she made.

[ArcaneMethods]

Well yeah, but I am betting the money played the biggest role in the whole thing. Probably in a few years they will release one big book, like an anniversery edition or some crap to milk it as much as they can.

[ArcaneMethods]

http://www.pegr.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/jk_rowling_narrowweb__300x3950.jpg

I did fuck J.K. Rowling, and thats the face she made.

LMAO thats funny as hell! Man I am still laughing.

[Warpurlgis]

http://www.pegr.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/jk_rowling_narrowweb__300x3950.jpg

I did fuck J.K. Rowling, and thats the face she made.

lol really cause she looks very dissatisfied or like she has to shit.

Anyway wow an author selling out selling out her genius, why is everyone so obsessed with money they have to ruin their own work.

[crazyassmetalhead]

cause people will buy shit, simple....

just look at the disney channel and nickelodeon..........fucking hannah montana and the jonas brothers.........we're fucked as a society

[Basarab]

lol really cause she looks very dissatisfied or like she has to shit.

Anyway wow an author selling out selling out her genius, why is everyone so obsessed with money they have to ruin their own work.

She was very dissatisfied. I was fucking her in the butt in front of all her fans...come on now

[Nebuchadnezzar]

I can never read the Harry Potter books without being reminded of how the witch-on-broomstick thing got started..... For those who don't know, the first "witches" did a drug compound that needed to be absorbed through the....skin.... so they spread it on broomsticks and got so blazed they thought they were flying.
I forget which drug it was, and I really don't care to know.

[Cuddles]

I can never read the Harry Potter books without being reminded of how the witch-on-broomstick thing got started..... For those who don't know, the first "witches" did a drug compound that needed to be absorbed through the....skin.... so they spread it on broomsticks and got so blazed they thought they were flying.
I forget which drug it was, and I really don't care to know.

http://www.straightdope.com/columns/read/1344/whats-the-deal-with-witches-and-broomsticks whole bunch of different drugs, really