Hiding your face from cameras.

[rsdbaby]

Whats the best way to hide your face from a camera without making it obvious that your attempting to do so. A hat is a fairly obvious way to do it, Ive also thought about using fake skin around my eyes to simulate a burn injury. Ive seen a couple videos on LED hats but they dont seem to work on all cameras. Anybody else have anything?

[Pactum]

Wear a mask of one of the Ex-Presidents of the US.

They did that in Point Break... Watch that for some tips.

[Buddha]

I think nixon walking around would be a bad idea.

[Maggotsfriend]

Cotton balls in the mouth change the configuration of your face.

[Buddha]

Wouldnt you have killer cotten mouth? lawl

[charlee]

that b the worst kind of cotton mouth. actual cotton, in the mouth. makes me gag almost.

[Pactum]

I think nixon walking around would be a bad idea.

True.
Get one of Bill Clinton or something. No one will EVER know.

[rsdbaby]

I like the cotton ball idea. And Im actually going to use the Nixon mask idea, just not in this phase.

[DoG MikkyW]

How about if you disabled the cameras themselves?

[rsdbaby]

I like where your coming from but for the mission its impractical. Its more of a recon mission than a smash and grab deal.

[Phoenix Fire]

How about telling us what your attempting.
Your remind me of the guy with the door problem.
(no one remembers what I'm talking about)

[DoG MikkyW]

Sounds like a cuban...

[CHEETZzz]

i recommend shooting yourself in the face beforehand.
i guarantee if you do this right, you will not be recognizable.

[DoG MikkyW]

Yeah, but it would be easy to identify. Anyways, seriously, get the tube that emits those rays from the old school television set, where lead on the side you have the tube hidden, and it will fuzz out all cameras you point the tube even remotely in the direction of.

[CHEETZzz]

i still like my idea better..

[Durandal4]

How about telling us what your attempting.
Your remind me of the guy with the door problem.
(no one remembers what I'm talking about)

lol the guy that wanted to break open the steel door without any structural damage? He was practically begging for help but never said why he wanted to get in.

Maybe this is the same guy with a different account o.O

[Phoenix Fire]

Haha.
I knew someone would remember.
He was asking how to break into a solid steel door, in a steel frame, with no sign of a handle or bolt location.

[freetibet]

I would just tilt all the cameras up when i did shit haha

[rsdbaby]

Just basic retail theft. The only problem is some of the cameras are hi-res cameras so it would be fairly easy to get a good picture of my face.

[Phoenix Fire]

Cover your face in peanut butter and jump into a kennel of dobermans.
Use the stolen goods to pay for the plastic surgery, no one would ever know.

[a2thae]

Or get one of those face transplants.

[rsdbaby]

Are you really 26? Seriously...

[a2thae]

Im not actually 26. But still, go blow off your face, and get a facetransplant. No one will recognize you then.

[CHEETZzz]

i still still like my idea...

[a2thae]

Agreed. Take cheetzzz's idea too, fuck it try all the ideas in this thread..

[rsdbaby]

ehhhhhh what?

[charlee]

jason mask.

[DoG MikkyW]

Mine works better than all of yours, you guys are idiots, you just want something that takes absolutely no time or effort to do, and get all the reward. That is why no one here could ever be any good at attempting any good type of theft.

[full_metal_alchemist]

don't know if this website might help anyone out but here ya go anyways, gotta excuse me cause I'm a bit of a noob at all this stuff. http://www.spylife.com/

[BigD420]

why cover your face?
are you guys plannign a bank robbery or something?
do you honestly think thestores will notice what you steal, let alone watch hours and hours of grainy video, just to see soem kid they dotn know walk out with their shit, even if they get a perfect picture of you, how does that help them at all?
cameras are only there to scare people from stealing, not for actualyl catchign people, unless you live in a small town i guarantee nobody will ever find you

[DoG MikkyW]

Unless of course you steal a couple hundred dollars worth of merchandise.

[BigD420]

yea, they might be pissed off,
but how the hell are they gonna find you?
do u think their gonna hand out pictures of you on the street?
or mayeb send teh video to americas most wanted or something,
theres absolutely jackshit they can do, unless ur a complete moron and you steal froma store where the owners know you personally, your pretty much free once you leave

[Cake]

Just wear a fuckin ski mask and sunglasses......Wanted:A man wearing a ski mask and sunglasses. For stealing from our store. lol.....unless ur gona do it in broad daylight....then idk....

[DoG MikkyW]

Where I live, they post pictures of shit like that on the news.

[rsdbaby]

Yeah thats what I'm scared of. That and the scam Im attempting will probably get me more than local news coverage if my face gets out there.

[BigD420]

wow ur towns suck ass
ive never seen anthing liek that in my life, and i dotn live in a huge city
if i lived where u do id be in jail

[rsdbaby]

Well they dont usually show footage of petty theives but the big stuff Im sure will go on air.

[Anarchi St]

What Are You Attempting To Do?

[rsdbaby]

What Are You Attempting To Do?

Im attempting to hack into their camera systems. While they might not recognize it while its happening they will surely realize it once the job is complete and I have all the info I need. I need a disguise that will allow me to walk into the store, hide my face, and not stand out very much.

[BigD420]

now ur not talking about shoplifting,
this has to be burglary, and if ur gona come in at night, why not wear a ski mask?

[rsdbaby]

Nah its a 24hr store.

[DoG MikkyW]

I'm was thinking of taking a good 3000 dollars worth of electronics.

[rsdbaby]

Thats fairly simple. Just photoshop a good receipt from walmart and get one of your friends to wear a walmart name tag, blue shirt, khakis, and a walmart hat and your good to go.

[Cake]

Get some of that face putty and get someone to make you a new face.....it would be a little bit of money but you could get it back if you stole enough....

[Tentacle Arm]

ok it might sound stupid but.. fake mustache. if you get a good enough one, it will work. get that and aviator sunglasses but take out the plastic part, it will make you appear ALOT older on camera, thus, they will be looking for an older person.

[WeirdD]

^ retard

i got booked stealing a $1.27 nail polish for my chick friend at wal-mart.
they care about everything, because Loss prevention officers have a quota they have to meet, just like cops.

[jre71295]

throw magnets on the cameras, magnets are electronics worst nightmare
the ones that make the noise are the best
where i live, the bonehead news channel has this segment called "Stop Theif" where they put surveilance footage of you on the news and then say how you have to pay one cent extra when buying at walmart

[g0disd34d]

Wear a hood , and don't look right at the cameras.

[EazymuthaphukkinE]

But dudes, you keep saying President masks but if you're trying to steal something you're gunna bring a shitload of attention to yourself.

[vmeagle2]

The president mask idea is pretty stupid in my opinion.

I would just wear some jeans, and a black or dark colored hoody.