Small issue, need instructions.

[Haasington]

Well, my girl friend and I use to walk out for condoms a lot but it started to be an issue when neighborhood guys would follow us, throw shit at us...or shout names at us and threaten to rape her. Well, in the area we walk the police drive by sometimes, always cars on the road we walk on...and usually two people are bugging us. I need a good weapon that will help. Something I can scrap up, and not look crazy walking with it. Now, fighting them hand-to-hand seems simple in text, but once it is going on I feel week, and well..out numbered. I usually carry a knife but I don't feel like dealing with stabbing someone then having to deal with courts and such. So basically I am looking for something that is small, homemade and more for looking scary to tell people to back off, and if needed, it will work. As well, I need it to not get me in trouble with cops. You know how they can be.

[numerator-91]

get a small piece of an iron bar or the like. It's total length should be just a centimetre or so more than a clenched fist so that if you were holding it then end should protrude just a little bit (have the protrusion on the pinky side). Basically you strike with a hammer fist and the bastard causes alot of damage.

[Spirit of Diablo]

Brass knuckles are quite good to show off, but you can also just carry a cane or any other type of walking stick, that packs quite a punch too, but isn't illegal.

[deathlord888]

ya definitely a KO bar, and just leave the girl at home

[Phoenix Fire]

Why would you take your bitch out on the streets?
You fucking stupid?

Gather up 100$
Go get a bersa .380
Cheap shit gun.
Pull it out and watch them leave.

[claymore]

i have a problem simalar to this. guys keep hiting on my girlfriend and talking shit about me and i got put up with it so i made a wepon and here it is. if your NOT looking for a firearm then go to a place that sells a crossman stockless airsoft shotgun with a magazine that holds the BBs. open up the package and take the gun and srcrew open the tube under Ithe barrel and inside there will be a solid steal or iron, or any kind of metal bar thats about 10 inches long that weighs down the gun and is not needed to shoot it. this metal bar is extremly dangerus CQW and can shatter knees in a single blow and can crack heads in a single blow as well
i take no respansability for what u do with this idea
lets see these fuckers handle a broken knee

[2zigzags]

i have aluminum plates sewn into most all of my jackets. they make for a great defense, as well as realy fuck ppl up when you throw strikes. and as far as a knife goes, slash stab run and ditch it man. if you get away from the scene and can ditch the knife and clothes, you pretty much got off. they arent going to catch you. specialy if the guys are sleeze bags.

[{Christopher}]

Why would you take your bitch out on the streets?
You fucking stupid?

Gather up 100$
Go get a bersa .380
Cheap shit gun.
Pull it out and watch them leave.


.380's got a nice snap to it, but for 50 bucks more you can get a hi point .45acp.

[Spirit of Diablo]

i have aluminum plates sewn into most all of my jackets. they make for a great defense, as well as realy fuck ppl up when you throw strikes.

You know what else those do? They slow you down, when shit really hits the fan, and you have to run.

[deathlord888]

or buy condoms in bulk

[a2thae]

Ok, this is what you do. The best weapon for you is not physically a weapon, but a psychological weapon. Because if they think you are crazy, and they are doubting themselves, should you get into a fight, you will have the mental edge which can make all the difference. Fighting is a very mental thing, it's all about the razor sharp mind.

You hear them yell rape, you walk past them...maybe schiz-out but quickly gain your composure; then while smiling say "I wouldn't eat any food you haven't made yourself for a long time....

because, you never know if someone you know has a vendetta against you. Maybe it's someone close to you ( a good effect here could be having your girl tug, and say let's leave, then yell 'SHUT THE FUCK UP') Maybe this guy is pissed because people fuck with him, or the the people he loves, and maybe just maybe he is insane enough to cross the line.

I doubt our totally fucked hero is going to cross that line until he snaps but even a rubber band only bends so far...ever hear the sayin i'm rubber, your glue..? you may not be glue, but you can consider me like rubber." or something along those lines be creative DON'T let them interupt you. this will only work if you have their full attention. No one else is talking besides you.

basically just plant the thought that you are a crazy fuck, and aren't beyond poisoning them, or killing them if they fuck with you, and they will never mess with you again.

However, you almost need to snap once, then quickly get yourself together before you say any threats. It's up to you whether or not those threats are empty.

If your afraid of killing them, i believe there is a recipe somewhere around on here involving a vacuum-able jar, vegetable oil, and garlic which should suffice and make them sick for like 3 days.

But if you get the psychological win, you will most likely not get fucked with. (You might wanna tell your girl a lil about your plan unless you are actually crazy, or want her to think you crazy) uhh yeah.

[Ninjaofdeth]

or just walk around with a big fucking sword. i dont think its illegal in MN, dunno where you live tho. but thatd scare the hell out of them.

also...i agree with deathlord...just buy like a bunch

[Raist]

.380's got a nice snap to it, but for 50 bucks more you can get a hi point .45acp.

hi points are good for nothing but misfiring. Ghetto ass guns get people killed.

[skullcandy]

crazy ass swords are heavy, what you want is a stilleto (not the shoe). Stilletos are much lighter and are pretty easy to wield, and generally are longer than a kabar.

[{Christopher}]

Ghetto ass guns get people killed.

No shit... And I had a hi point 9mm, and it never once misfired, just jammed like hell, like at least once every clip.
That's why it was sold at a gun show last summer.

[termanat252]

Chris you just proved his point to an extent and i agree just go to walmart or some other place like that and get 4 or 5 boxes of what ever rubber you want and call it good for a while and when you get down to 1 or 1/2 a box go get some more.
simple as that

[{Christopher}]

Chris you just proved his point to an extent and i agree just go to walmart or some other place like that and get 4 or 5 boxes of what ever rubber you want and call it good for a while and when you get down to 1 or 1/2 a box go get some more.
simple as that


Read the original post I was replying to, the person I replied to mentioned buying a even cheaper junk pistol, in a weaker cart*****.

[Ninjaofdeth]

Chris you just proved his point to an extent and i agree just go to walmart or some other place like that and get 4 or 5 boxes of what ever rubber you want and call it good for a while and when you get down to 1 or 1/2 a box go get some more.
simple as that

ummm...this might be my lack of trust of walmart....but i'd never buy a condom from there. they'd find a way to be secretly made in cambodia or some shit

[Pactum]

i have aluminum plates sewn into most all of my jackets. they make for a great defense, as well as realy fuck ppl up when you throw strikes.

Don't you think you're a LITTLE too paranoid?

Unless you're a super agent spy... Which is HIGHLY doubt you are.

[Phoenix Fire]

First post is you being an ass...

Guess ill have to reinstate that ban.

[{Christopher}]

Who's getting banned?

[termanat252]

ummm...this might be my lack of trust of walmart....but i'd never buy a condom from there. they'd find a way to be secretly made in cambodia or some shit

lol yeah your prolly right i was just using walmart as a general term. you could go to a target or kmart or god forbid alco if your town has one. mine only has alco and it sux worse than walmart

[Phoenix Fire]

Chris, if you post again without reading rules and signing, it's a ban.

[{Christopher}]

Chris, if you post again without reading rules and signing, it's a ban.

Ahhh, thank you for warning me without being a dick about it.
I just went to the sign here thread and did the little pole thing.

[Phoenix Fire]

Thank you .