Stealing Air

[ramalamafafafa]

I feel a buisiness oppertunity coming on. See, i'm going to steal the worlds air and sell it as a commodity, there's nothing to stop me doing it in a Capitalist economy. Any ideas on how i should go about it?

[deathlord888]

MASSIVE vacuum

[Pactum]

OR, gather the porn stars of the world, and let them use their amazing blowjob abilities to suck all the air.

[clixer]

Get... A SECOND EARTH! and then get a big ass tube and connect the 2 planets.. suck up all the air and water from this earth and make people pay to live on your earth :)

[exial]

I sujest you get a really big jar...

[pyro_davey]

is that even posible i would just hold earth ransum by using giant magnet to bring metiores from space an threatin people

[Buddha]

You are gonna need nukes

[ramalamafafafa]

You are gonna need nukes

Bah! How much money do you expect me to outlay on this thing man!

[Pactum]

I'm tellin ya, porn stars are your best bet

[Dak]

i agree with the porn star idea. I hear they have extra lung capacity to

[ramalamafafafa]

For fucks sake, i started this thread to pick a fight with Capitalists..... Useless.......

[Pactum]

Haha, Epic Fail

[Buddha]

Clever scheme rama but you will get no fight from me.

[exial]

This is probally the coolest thread ive see in a long time. Who but ramalama makes a thread about stealing air. Really, stealing air... lol.

[Buddha]

Well if you wanna piss off the capatilists you can't call it stealing. You gotta say your keeping it safe from the terrorists or something.

[exial]

Haha air... fucking "taking" air to sell as a commodity..

[KusKus]

Some paintball parks give free air
i got like 8 refills yesterday

[MISFlT]

jack an old persons air tank?

[CHEETZzz]

have sex with the air.
and take pictures

[DoG MikkyW]

But what if one person had a monopoly, we'd be so screwed. (This is probably pissing ramal off. "Damn it, I didn't expect them to take this bullshit seriously." hahahaha.)

[Cake]

Pfff.....i dont need air.....airs for newbs....(lol)

[exial]

Hahahaha.. This thread is soo kool.

[pyro_davey]

i got an idea have a bunch of robots that kick people in the croch if they breath without paying

[Mexichaos]

Put it all in your pockets when noone is looking and walk away casualy.

[a2thae]

closed due to necro and no actual contribution.