ShAkEr
December 1st, 2008, 01:22 PM
allrite this one is about car shopping one of the easiest and most rewarding ways to steal no im not talking about car jacking.... car shopping is just going into someones car and taking what you wont i live in the country and ive found it alot easier then doing it in the city mostly because in the country past 2 am most plp are asleep and there wont be anyone to see you doing this so heres a few tips....
rule # 1
dont do this on your block! if you realy wont to go car shopping go somewhere where no one knows you after all if every house on the block is hit exept yours and your friends thats gonna look just a little suspicious
rule # 2
go by foot park, your car somewhere discreet, dont just drive from place to place ripping people off its not a good idea just walk u lazy piece of shit :D
rule # 3
always enter the passeger door most cars have automatic lights that come on but some cars automatic lights dont work from the passenger door odds are lights r gonna come on, but if you use the passenger door u might get lucky light is a theifs worst enemy
#4 make sure theyre asleep if the lights are on and you can see plp in the front window dont rip off there shit then just go to ure next spot
#5 go at night easy enough
#6 if you get a cell phone be sure to take out the sims card and by any means if the phone is still on DO NOT CALL ANYONE FROM IT!!! those numbers are recorded on the bill that you called and if the phone is reported stolen they can use this to find you...
#7 check everywhere top visors glove box center counsel everything! and dont worry about cleaning up in the car obviously there gonna know that someone was in theyre car so wuts the point of closing the glove box and trying to put things back in place???
#8 if someone does see you run! and leave that area dont be greedy odds are their gonna call the cops and even if they dont they might call their neighbors and let them know that someones ripping off cars and there are some assholes that will wait inside with the lights off waiting for some unlucky asshole to go into theyre car just in time to go outside fireing theyre shotgun... fucking rednecks
#9 when the dogs start barking its probably time to run most plp in the country dont chain up their dogs so this could be not fun and if the dogs chained up well then just hide somewhere till the asshole comes out his house and tells his dog to shut the fuck up if he dont come out for about twenty to thirty minutes hes probably used to his dog barking at shit and u can probably still get his shit but i dont advise it
#10if youve been in trouble before or even if you havent its always a good idea to wear gloves and usualy something to cover your face shirt sleaves work excelent just cut the sleave off an old shirt and slide it down ure head and over ure face just showing ure eyes and be sure to wear lots of black too! but odds are if you havent been fingerprinted before your probably ok after all this is a petty ass crime another good thing that i did was after i was fingerprinted what i did is snorted about 4 zanny bars then drank a fifth of five oclock after this u realy cant feel shit so heat up a lighter and hold it on your finger tips this will make big ass scars over your prints making it extre***y hard to match those prints to your old ones this will take awhile to heal if you get them good but its worth it...
#bring a lighter or a flashlight for light i like lighters because they give you just enough light to see around and alot easier to turn off not to mention when your rummaging around with a flashlight the light could shine into the victims house and thats never good
# if your getting speakers or the radio be sure to bring wire cutters and a flathead screwdriver your gonna get the radio youneed the flathead to pry that radio out unless all you wont is the radios face plate in which case those just pop right off and all speakers are wired into the car so the easiest way to get them out fast is to just cut the cord worry about wiring that shit when you get back to your house DONT BE GREEDY and be sure if the subs and amp are to heave for you to carry quickly out of their yard to bring a friend to help or even a wagon if you have too it works
# if the windows down dont open the door! this is a gift from god himself just poke ure head in the window look around for watever you thinks nice and leave this way you dont have to worry about dome lights coming on
# do the easy shit first if you gettin a truck with a camper top or a tarp over the back obviously search back there first before you go in the front and turn them dome lights on .... or worse the car alarm!
well thats about all i can think of that will help you with car shopping so peace out and fuck the world!
rule # 1
dont do this on your block! if you realy wont to go car shopping go somewhere where no one knows you after all if every house on the block is hit exept yours and your friends thats gonna look just a little suspicious
rule # 2
go by foot park, your car somewhere discreet, dont just drive from place to place ripping people off its not a good idea just walk u lazy piece of shit :D
rule # 3
always enter the passeger door most cars have automatic lights that come on but some cars automatic lights dont work from the passenger door odds are lights r gonna come on, but if you use the passenger door u might get lucky light is a theifs worst enemy
#4 make sure theyre asleep if the lights are on and you can see plp in the front window dont rip off there shit then just go to ure next spot
#5 go at night easy enough
#6 if you get a cell phone be sure to take out the sims card and by any means if the phone is still on DO NOT CALL ANYONE FROM IT!!! those numbers are recorded on the bill that you called and if the phone is reported stolen they can use this to find you...
#7 check everywhere top visors glove box center counsel everything! and dont worry about cleaning up in the car obviously there gonna know that someone was in theyre car so wuts the point of closing the glove box and trying to put things back in place???
#8 if someone does see you run! and leave that area dont be greedy odds are their gonna call the cops and even if they dont they might call their neighbors and let them know that someones ripping off cars and there are some assholes that will wait inside with the lights off waiting for some unlucky asshole to go into theyre car just in time to go outside fireing theyre shotgun... fucking rednecks
#9 when the dogs start barking its probably time to run most plp in the country dont chain up their dogs so this could be not fun and if the dogs chained up well then just hide somewhere till the asshole comes out his house and tells his dog to shut the fuck up if he dont come out for about twenty to thirty minutes hes probably used to his dog barking at shit and u can probably still get his shit but i dont advise it
#10if youve been in trouble before or even if you havent its always a good idea to wear gloves and usualy something to cover your face shirt sleaves work excelent just cut the sleave off an old shirt and slide it down ure head and over ure face just showing ure eyes and be sure to wear lots of black too! but odds are if you havent been fingerprinted before your probably ok after all this is a petty ass crime another good thing that i did was after i was fingerprinted what i did is snorted about 4 zanny bars then drank a fifth of five oclock after this u realy cant feel shit so heat up a lighter and hold it on your finger tips this will make big ass scars over your prints making it extre***y hard to match those prints to your old ones this will take awhile to heal if you get them good but its worth it...
#bring a lighter or a flashlight for light i like lighters because they give you just enough light to see around and alot easier to turn off not to mention when your rummaging around with a flashlight the light could shine into the victims house and thats never good
# if your getting speakers or the radio be sure to bring wire cutters and a flathead screwdriver your gonna get the radio youneed the flathead to pry that radio out unless all you wont is the radios face plate in which case those just pop right off and all speakers are wired into the car so the easiest way to get them out fast is to just cut the cord worry about wiring that shit when you get back to your house DONT BE GREEDY and be sure if the subs and amp are to heave for you to carry quickly out of their yard to bring a friend to help or even a wagon if you have too it works
# if the windows down dont open the door! this is a gift from god himself just poke ure head in the window look around for watever you thinks nice and leave this way you dont have to worry about dome lights coming on
# do the easy shit first if you gettin a truck with a camper top or a tarp over the back obviously search back there first before you go in the front and turn them dome lights on .... or worse the car alarm!
well thats about all i can think of that will help you with car shopping so peace out and fuck the world!