WALLMART (how to get the good stuff)

[ShAkEr]

allrite for all of you anarchists out there that think your hardcore because you steal from walmart this rite here are the best ways to do it

wallmart is by far one of the easiest places to gank shit but if you realy wont to get the good stuff heres how

basic gear
carpenter blade razor (one of a theifs best tools)
duck tape (always handy)
clothing
hunting jackets: wat i recomend the most sense most hunting jackets have large inside pockets that line all the way around the coat its not about how many pockets you have its about how well you can hide your shit

large jackets obviously good for hiding shit always make sure there slightly oversized to hide shapes

hoodies- nice big front pocket plus when you hide things in your waistband you can put your hands in the front hoodie pockets to hide the shape of whats in the front of your waistband also good for hiding your eyes with the hoods

belts.... always wear a belt its just a good idea they keep your stuff in your waistband from falling out better not to mention if you have to run you wont have to hold your pants up just trust me wear a fucking belt....

pockets- always i reapeat ALWAYS check all of your pockets before you decide to go shoplifting you never know when you burned a new hole in that cool pair of jeans of yours and there is nothing more shity then having the things you stole rolling out your pantleg as you walk out the store.... but if you do accidently forget to check your pockets and you feel something sliding down your pantleg the best thing to do is stop bend over and pretend to tie your shoe then slip the item out from underneath your pantleg then into your pocket this works ive done it infront of my mom before when i forgot i had holes in my pockets and i had axe bullets rolling down my pantleg
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security
cameras- most walmart cameras dont work the big black ones that are stuck to the cealing im guessing nine times out of done are never on , however the small black ones that drop down from the cealing from a skinny pole (usualy located at front of store by checkouts) usualy work so be aware of these when moving past them

faculty- run or swing all you ever realy can do however, if they they touch u first you can sue them for assalt and threating them with this should easily get you by them they are NOT supose to touch you so just run away before they call the pigs

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DVDs
this is one of my favorite ways to get the new movies i wont without those damn censors going off wear a large coat/ hoody/ hunting jacket
stuff the movie you wont on yourself so its least noticble in a back ile where no plp are (either down your sleave under your arm, or your waistband walk into the bathroom sit in one of the stalls take your razor cut the plastic take the movie out of the case pocket it lift up the upper decking of the toilet (that heavy lid thing thats full of water and that weird thing that floats) stuff the empty movie case in their and any other trash you have put the lid back on flush the toilet and leave to your car with your new movie. this works with alot of other things as well basically this is the best way to steal things that have censors in them if you wont you can just rip the sensors out if u wont the cases its the little black/white/silver hard rectangle shaped stickers inside the movie cases just flush them down the toilet or put them on someone else so they will trip the alarm taking eyes off you allowing you to leave the store unoticed

the self check outs
biggest scams ever and extre***y easy just run a few pety things over it and move the larger priced items around it and into the bag be carefull thou because some items may contain the sensors and if you dont run them over the scanner the sensors wont be deactivated

stealing fifths
so its ure birthday ure buyers not in town and ure not 21 not to worry this ones easy be sure to wear a hoodie walk to the licker section stuf the bottle in your hood front pocket put your hands inside the pocket and make it look like its just ure arms till you can get to the bathroom once ure their go into a stall stuff the bottle in your front waistband make sure its secure so it wont fall downwards flush the toilet put ure hands back in your front hood pocket slightly push the hoodie out with your hands so no one can see the shape of the bottle the baggier the hoodie the better then simply just walk out the store

ps2s
god we used to make a killing off these!!!
ok the new playstation twos are alot skinnier then the older ones rite? thus makin them easier to sell this should be alot easier now with more stores taking the ps2s out of the glass cases to make room for the 360s ps3s and wiis the hardest part about this is getting the ps2 then somehow smuggling it into the bathroom large coat will work best bring a friend that is dressed in just a hoodie have him wait in the bathroom for u put the ps2 in your massive coat and quickly smuggle it into the bathroom have ure friend take off his shirt and hoodie take everything out of the box ducktape the ps2 and cords around your friend just trash the controller in the upperdecking of the toilet its not worth the effort of hiding have him put his shirt and hoodie back on upper deck any other trash or flush if u think it will work.... doubtfull walk out of the bathroom one at a time most likley ure gonna raise suspision sense u had a ps2 and a large coat on be sure to unzip that bch when you get halfway to the doors out of the store ure friend can simply walk out with u drawing the only suspision that way if they do stop you, you dont have it
ive done this countless times it works everytime just dont walk in there with your friend all buddy buddy enter at different times this works good with psps ds's and most other handhelds but its hard to find them not behind those damn glass cases

clothes
not much for me to explain here if you cant do this you cant steal grab some threads u like (be sure to grab alot, shirts are easiest grab 4 or 5) take them to changeing room rip tages put on one shirt put hoodie over it wait a good five mins come back out put the other four shirts back leave store

need new shoes?
wear some crappy shoes into the store switch them for a pair you like rip the tags put your old crappy shoes back in the shoe box closeing the top of the shoe box act like your just trying out the shoes till no ones looking then walk off and out the store in your new kicks

THE ALLMIGHTY WALLMART SCAM!!!
this is a good four man job you need
driver
one to two lifters
and someone who can wheel a shopping cart prety fucking fast
and someone with some big arms

you also need
a reliable truck
long sheet of sturdy plyewood
face covers


go to the store have one buddie take a kart in and another go with them be sure to wear hoodies or hats that cover your eyes realy good and gloves for sure on this one fill the shopping kart with whatever you want (helps to get it all in one spot then slowly take to checkout ile go throu one that has no one in it then run like hell for that door (this is where it helps to have a buddie) have ure friend infront of u to sucker punch and mother fucker that wonts to play hero or get in your way (be a good idea to steal a broomstick or a shovel or a crowbar or something like that so he can grab it out of the kart on the way to the door) go out the door to your gettaway vehicle your two friends should see you coming throw the tail gate down and slide the plywood board down run the kart up the plywood board everyone hop in the truck wherever you fit and watevers quickest kick the board off the tailgate then close the tailgate (in other words leave the board) pile in the car and drive topspeed to your safehouse be sure to put ducktape over ure plate numbers this is by far the riskiest scam for walmart so its best to find a 24/7 wallmart and to go around three to four am after all cops are off duty and there are barley any customers and faclty in the building it is possible to pull this one off ive seen it done



those are most of the big things you can get from walmart anything else is just petty shit or larger then life if you can pull it off

i'll be puting alot more threads on hear about how to steal shit this is just a portion of scams ive done so look for my other threads if you wont to know how to steal shit right!

[drugfeind]

man i bet if i saw u in a store you would look like the biggest heatbag and the security would be ALL over you ....like holy shit dude you had a couple good ways but wearing the "baggy", "loose" shit will get u burnt trust me ive seen it happen countless times...dont be telling people how to steal that will just raise the rate of crime drastically fucking up the economy...douchebag

[Tysnatch]

dude just wear a carheart jacket or the liner to a good ski jacket so it isnt too baggy, and turn away from the cameras and put w/e is it inside your tshirt, and tuck in your shirt. the carheart will cover it perfectly, and it wont fall out because your shirt is tucked in. good idea with shoes/shirt though.

[techtiger]

I dont think i have ever posted in this thread but first let me tell you a little bit about how i know what im about to tell you.

I worked retail for over 2 years, in that time i have learned alot of the tricks people use to try to rip shit. And i have descovered some of my own. I.E. the credit card fraud posted up in the hacking section. This will prob. be one of the only posts ill make in this section because i think its pretty much a wast of space.

As some one said befor, wearing baggie clothes and shit like that is a dead give away. (i worked very closesly with my stores LP aka loss prevention.) and while working with them we were trianed to profile, as wrong as it may be. it is however effective.

As for you wallmart bathroom scam, i hate to be the downer of the bunch but befor any one tries this and gets caught i would like to point out a few things. 1) there are cameras pointing right at the bathroom enterance and i promise you they are on. 2) what wallmart still has the johns with the lids???? NONE!!!
As for hitting someone, thats the worst idea i have heard yet! once you do that it then becomes a police matter and someone will have your picture, not to mention that just about all wallmarts have cameras in the parking lot so someone will be getting your vehicle.


Now for the good stuff, if you would really like to rip some shit from a wall mart this is what you should do.

This is atleast a 2 man job, you need a getaway car and someone in the store. the get away car should prob. have some stolen plates or take them off or something like that. walk the store take what you wish throw it in your cart or what ever, go to the gardening section of wall mart, they always have an out door part of it that is fenced in. AND NO ONE IS EVER THERE!!!! thow your shit over the fence where your friend is waiting. load up.... hop the fence and go befor you get caught!

[ShAkEr]

allrite so baggy clothes will make u look suspicious so fucking what there not gonna say anything to u never have to me and yes some wallmarts do still have the upper decking toilets so fuck u i live in michigan and everywallmart around here has upperdecking toilets so thats just bullshit and i guess it sucks for u if your walmart dosent no matter and the cameras next to the bathroom i hounestly doubt theyre gonna check because there is one fucking movie missing and even if they do theres so many plp that walk into that bathroom daily! there not gonna pin point it to you just dont do this shit every fucking day and thats even if they find the shit in the upperdeckings idk shit about working at walmart but im prety sure when the janitors go in there to clean they dont clean out the upperdecking of the tiolet thats just retarted and as far as the garden section goes theres a tv you can see yourself on as u walk in there granted there isint always someone in there my walmart there usualy is about 9 out of ten times theres even a friggin checkout spot but if your making a quick dash out the gate fuck it i guess grab some bolt cutters while ure in there if your realy THAT worried about cameras just wear a hood and keep your head down.... not that hard man i do like the idea about stealing plates thou thats prety clever never would of thought of that but duck tape works just as good for me and think about it your stealing a fuck load of shit from wallmart obviously the cops are gonna get called so fuck that guy in the front of the store knock his ass OUT! just make sure u have a good place to go afterward so they dont catch u not to far but not rite across the street!

[chickenshit16]

try this
THE WALMART RENTAL PROGRAM:
really easy, legal, and free. buy a product such as a tv, stereo, xbox, etc. and use it for a while. when you get bored, return it for a full refund, no questions asked. all you have to do is keep the receipt. this is great for super bowl weekend or a party or whatever. just make sure you don't break it.
another thing you can try is buying a stereo or whatever (it can't be an xbox because that's behind glass, and it can't be a big tv because those draw too much attention) and then returning it that same day. after you return it. go get another one and walk out of the store with it. if the guy at the front stops you, show him your receipt and carry on with your day. i've never actually seen this one done so i don't know the small details and whether or not they have a way to prevent it but it's worth a shot if you have a legit alter ego with ID. that way if you get arrested you can put it on your alter ego's record. try it. don't try it. i don't give a fuck

[Phoenix Fire]

allrite so baggy clothes will make u look suspicious so fucking what there not gonna say anything to u never have to me and yes some wallmarts do still have the upper decking toilets so fuck u i live in michigan and everywallmart around here has upperdecking toilets so thats just bullshit and i guess it sucks for u if your walmart dosent no matter and the cameras next to the bathroom i hounestly doubt theyre gonna check because there is one fucking movie missing and even if they do theres so many plp that walk into that bathroom daily! there not gonna pin point it to you just dont do this shit every fucking day and thats even if they find the shit in the upperdeckings idk shit about working at walmart but im prety sure when the janitors go in there to clean they dont clean out the upperdecking of the tiolet thats just retarted and as far as the garden section goes theres a tv you can see yourself on as u walk in there granted there isint always someone in there my walmart there usualy is about 9 out of ten times theres even a friggin checkout spot but if your making a quick dash out the gate fuck it i guess grab some bolt cutters while ure in there if your realy THAT worried about cameras just wear a hood and keep your head down.... not that hard man i do like the idea about stealing plates thou thats prety clever never would of thought of that but duck tape works just as good for me and think about it your stealing a fuck load of shit from wallmart obviously the cops are gonna get called so fuck that guy in the front of the store knock his ass OUT! just make sure u have a good place to go afterward so they dont catch u not to far but not rite across the street!




That's a big ass sentence!
How about this, all you "Anarchist" fools not try to direct us in the ways of stealing from "Wally World", and just gtfo and finish school instead.

[ThisIsMyTaco]

try this
another thing you can try is buying a stereo or whatever (it can't be an xbox because that's behind glass, and it can't be a big tv because those draw too much attention) and then returning it that same day. after you return it. go get another one and walk out of the store with it. if the guy at the front stops you, show him your receipt and carry on with your day. i've never actually seen this one done so i don't know the small details and whether or not they have a way to prevent it but it's worth a shot if you have a legit alter ego with ID. that way if you get arrested you can put it on your alter ego's record. try it. don't try it. i don't give a fuck

That one won't work. When you return items, they highlight the returned items on the receipt. Also, if you have a receipt with ten or fifteen small items, you'd have to have a bag with merch in it. It's not very easy to walk out of a store carrying a radio through the checkout, and it's obvious as fuck if you're walking around the store with a bag.

[WonManOnedur]

here's what you do! revised version of his because i did after all work out all the details.
go in and buy something that's not in a case but fairly pricey. go home and make a copy of the receipt on the shitty thin paper. then cut out the new receipt and return it to the same walmart. now go to another walmart or same one if you willing to take the risk. grab the same item, MAKE SURE IT WAS THE ONLY THING YOU BOUGHT ON THE RECEIPT, and walk out. now that i've pretty much covered everything anything i need to cover? OH! AND DO NOT FORGET TO FOLD UP A WALMART BAG IN YOUR BACK POCKET WHEN TAKING THE ITEM THE SECOND TIME!

[tunerkid18]

heres how i got over $1000 of walmart shit in one night out.
i went in wearing my carhart, a hat, and normal fitting jeans and shoes.
my pockets were stuffed with 10 to 15 bags. all you have to do is idly walk around the store throwin shit in your cart. when your done (here comes the annoying part)
go to the lawn and garden section since noones every there at night and fill the bags. it cant be too late cuz they have a security guard and only 1 doors open. do it fairly late but early when its dark but not midnight, get it?
just walk out the front door, smile and wave, and enjoy your shit.

[tunerkid18]

one thing i forgot to mention, i had about 4 buddies with me, and we all did this in a period of 2 hours. thats how the price was welll over $1000. food, beer, whatever.

[ShAkEr]

wow still haters on this one

[fader]

now i have been looking in to how to deactivate the little A.R.F.I.D.S.(the anoying little magnits things that trip the alarm now my qustion is if u slide an item over the self check out but hold something over the bar code will it deactivate the sensor. also can u simply cut the lanyard sensor with out it doing somthing bad

[ShAkEr]

bumbin my shit

[Phoenix Fire]

Bumpin *

[fader]

umm.... what?

[vmeagle2]

If anyone is into graffiti and wants some free cans, here ya go.

If your wal mart has a mcdonalds or a fast food place. Go there and buy a burger or something and keep the bag. Carr the bag with you while your "shopping around and when you pick out your spray paint you want, stuff the cans in the bag and casually walk out.

[fader]

haha thats a good one i just has a thought though. if u have thouse "self check outs with the bags just sitting there could u not just do the same thing? i think it wouldnt be as smoothe but i think the results would be the same

[drugfeind]

It's people like u and massive places like walmart ruining this world and milking it for little peices of money for a doobie perhaps, or a bottle of beer. I say u should grow the fuck up and work for the cool stuff u have. I've been there done that went down, on probation. if u wanna do somethin reallly cool start smoking cigerettes :P. OH! or... orrrr get a healthy, legal hobby. We all know what happens to robbers dont we? they get burneddd sooner rather than later they go down and get shoved into the legal system waisting thousands more dollars than they origionally stole throught the court system then they are put in jail where they waiste even more money. Then u guys sit back all stoned wondering why the "stupid government" has no money. It takes a couple people to waiste billions. But anyway theres just a lil chunk of retartedness for you all to laugh at. Hope i enlightened some of you and sprouted a seed of anti-retartedness.

[fader]

u have a point my friend but ass far as trying to put down the goverment ....i could care less im just trying to save a few bucks man.

[drugfeind]

your trying to save a few bucks... well then make your own still, grow ur own weed, and use candles not light bulbs, have a bucket to collect rainwater, a pet goat for milk/food, maybe some chickens... lol there u go i bet that would save more money than u could have ever imagined

[fader]

dude chill i dont see what the big deal is

[drugfeind]

I'm chill. I'm just trying to point out how blatantly flawed this entire thread is.

[ellias321]

Any ideas on getting a camera or a camcorder? I want one of those SLR cameras.

[WeirdD]

Save up a couple bills.

[Blood]

LOLLL! "It's a good idea to have a friend in front of you to sucker punch a mother fucker that wonts to play hero"
LMFAO!!!
That made me laugh so hard.

[Blood]

Any ideas on getting a camera or a camcorder? I want one of those SLR cameras.

It's simple.
Go to the display isle (Notice, these wont have batterys). Look until no one is on the isle, Snap the small stick off the bottom, It may be slightly difficult and can possibly leave the camera looking raggedy, stuff it in your pocket, Walk out to the outside but enclosed garden area, slide it through the fence like wall. Walk out if they check you they check you, walk around and recover your new camera [;

[prince_darkness]

hey i was wondering if anyone has any tricks (while stealing movies) to keep the noise of the plastic down.

[Warpurlgis]

Yea I got one. Get a damn job and buy it.

[pooponastick]

man i bet if i saw u in a store you would look like the biggest heatbag and the security would be ALL over you ....like holy shit dude you had a couple good ways but wearing the "baggy", "loose" shit will get u burnt trust me ive seen it happen countless times...dont be telling people how to steal that will just raise the rate of crime drastically fucking up the economy...douchebag

alright hha this guy is a dousche, this is an ANARCHIST web site dumb shit, you shouldn't be here if you don't support chaos you piece of shit

[WeirdD]

alright hha this guy is a dousche, this is an ANARCHIST web site dumb shit, you shouldn't be here if you don't support chaos you piece of shit

1st of all: Open a dictionary you dumb fuck, read the definition of anarchy.

2nd of all: This website isn't about anarchy.

3rd: If you're going to spout how it's ACB.com and how ACB was the anarchist's guide, you're an idiot because the ACB was just a collection of information on how to poison yourself and blow your hands off, and look like a stupid fucking idiot smoking peanut skins.

[Xon]

holy fucking shit... How many of these does this site get... TA needs to make a banner that says "This is not an Anarchist Website"

[pooponastick]

1) Anarchy - a theory that regards the absence of all direct or coercive government as a political ideal and that proposes the cooperative and voluntary association of individuals and groups as the principal mode of organized society.

In other words, to do somthing against the government and and others in a way that isn't socially acceptable. Chaos means disorder and confusion. Without abiding by government rules, (anarchy) you get chaos. Maybe you should read a dictionary.

2) Who was the dumb fuck who called this website "anarchistcookbook.com?" If it's not an anarchist website?

3) I have read the ACB I know it's not an anarchist work, but the whole mind set of William Powell was pissed off rebellion of how he believed that people who didn't support the Vietnam war should not be drafted.

[Xon]

Your an idiot. ACB is just to get traffic. Mostly from little punks like you who think they know everything. What you fail to realize is that nothing like what you just described is what this site is about. You apparently don't understand that to keep a website going you need traffic...

[pooponastick]

hha you fag are the retard who failed english class in 4th grade. "your" when showing posession is spelled "you're" you illiterate piece of shit. also, you changed the subject. We aren't discussing web site traffic, we are discussing the meaning of anarchy and how the name to this site is a misnomer. Seriously dude stay on topic, youargue like a woman.

[prince_darkness]

hha you fag are the retard who failed english class in 4th grade. "your" when showing posession is spelled "you're" you illiterate piece of shit. also, you changed the subject. We aren't discussing web site traffic, we are discussing the meaning of anarchy and how the name to this site is a misnomer. Seriously dude stay on topic, youargue like a woman.

actually "you're" is a conjunction of you and are and is not showing possession. "your" is showing possession so therefore ""you're"" the "illiterate piece of shit".
he did say it wrong but get your facts straight before you go and make smart ass comments.

[pooponastick]

actually "you're" is a conjunction of you and are and is not showing possession. "your" is showing possession so therefore ""you're"" the "illiterate piece of shit".
he did say it wrong but get your facts straight before you go and make smart ass comments.

hha my bad dude I actually meant it the other way around hha that's funny. You're a piece of shit. Go slit your wrists you emo piece of ca*** shit.

[kelio]

We aren't discussing web site traffic, we are discussing the meaning of anarchy and how the name to this site is a misnomer. Seriously dude stay on topic, youargue like a woman.

no, you changed the subject. We are talking about the best way to steal shit

[AlbertWesker]

If you steal clothing, you should carry a knife and a lighter in your pocket or purse. If you heat the knife blade with a lighter and use it to cut through the ink tag, the heat will congeal the ink into a solid so that it is not a staining liquid.

[prince_darkness]

hha my bad dude I actually meant it the other way around hha that's funny. You're a piece of shit. Go slit your wrists you emo piece of ca*** shit.
ooh good fucking comeback dumbfuck. because that's the first time any little fucking kid has ever called me "emo". don't get all defensive you little fucking retard i was just pointing out that you should get a little smarter before you make shitty little comments and think you know everything

[prince_darkness]

If you steal clothing, you should carry a knife and a lighter in your pocket or purse. If you heat the knife blade with a lighter and use it to cut through the ink tag, the heat will congeal the ink into a solid so that it is not a staining liquid.

thanks that's cool I've never heard that before.

[pooponastick]

ooh good fucking comeback dumbfuck. because that's the first time any little fucking kid has ever called me "emo". don't get all defensive you little fucking retard i was just pointing out that you should get a little smarter before you make shitty little comments and think you know everything

I'm not a kid, I'm a 20 year old oral surgeons assistant... you need to chill the fuck out, possibly go take a gun, load the bitch, put it to your head, and release that wasted piece of shit you call a brain from your skull. Btw I would happen to know almost everything in the area of anatomy, more specifically the anatomy of the mouth. So yes "dumb fuck" your come back is pretty much shot to shit.

[WeirdD]

You're both idiots, shut the fuck up and leave it be.

[Xon]

^Agreed .

[hrothgar162]

everyone stop the fucking shit your talking about and get back on the topic of stealing

[ShAkEr]

bump bump bump my shit

[Xero2None666]

i wish it were easy to steal cigarettes from there, Hawaii has crazy tobacco taxes

[drugfeind]

hey pooponastick yopu really need to learn your place being the new person
1:dont call me a douche obviously you are the douche but not for vaginas, for mouths
2: dont start arguments you dont have the intelligence to win and
3: gtfo this isnt an anrchist website we should all know that. maybe u should go back to school or something man

[MK_ULTRA]

heres how i got over $1000 of walmart shit in one night out.
i went in wearing my carhart, a hat, and normal fitting jeans and shoes.
my pockets were stuffed with 10 to 15 bags. all you have to do is idly walk around the store throwin shit in your cart. when your done (here comes the annoying part)
go to the lawn and garden section since noones every there at night and fill the bags. it cant be too late cuz they have a security guard and only 1 doors open. do it fairly late but early when its dark but not midnight, get it?
just walk out the front door, smile and wave, and enjoy your shit.

Word. Utilize the shit out of the garden center. Bring whatever you want there, slide it under the fence, and have a friend drive by pick it up and dip. Technically you didn't steal anything.

[illmatic]

If EVERYONE and their Mom knows that you can steal from Wal-Mart through the Garden Center, I'm wondering how long before Wal-Mart realizes this. It's a good idea, but I'd scope everytime first, cause one day Wally World is going to have the cams rolling and plainclothes posted in the GC, and catch everyone who goes with this tactic. Keep going while it works, but beware. If everyone on here knows about it, it's only a matter of time before they do. There's already one former Wal-Mart employee on here, odds are, one current one will see this site, and decide to be the man and let them know that the GC if pretty much a free for all.

Great ideas so far, love reading this shit.

PS - Not starting shit, cause I don't give a fuck about e-beef, but pooponastick, how are you going to call someone illiterate, in the very post full of grammatical, spelling and syntax mistakes? I can't believe you wouldn't at least proof read your shiznit first to make sure you wouldn't look like an idiot....not to mention getting things backwards, lol. Like I said, no diss, it's just hilarious when peeps do that shit.

[illmatic]

Word. Utilize the shit out of the garden center. Bring whatever you want there, slide it under the fence, and have a friend drive by pick it up and dip. Technically you didn't steal anything.

How is that not stealing? You removed merchandise from the premises without paying for it, the minute it hit the other side of the fence... Doubting that defence would hold up, homie.

[daniel_decode]

hha you fag are the retard who failed english class in 4th grade. "your" when showing posession is spelled "you're" you illiterate piece of shit. also, you changed the subject. We aren't discussing web site traffic, we are discussing the meaning of anarchy and how the name to this site is a misnomer. Seriously dude stay on topic, youargue like a woman.

RIIIIIIGHT. you're calling that kid an english failure? bahahahahaha. you're is a contraction of you and are. YOUR is the possessive, dumfuck. go read a book, it might do you some good.

[drugfeind]

pooponastick needs to leave hes getting flamed hardcore. he reminds me of poop on a stick over a flame then eating it.. ps he is the one eating it all of us are watching and lauphing

[TotalAnarchyUK]

I banned him from bullshit for a week. Or a month. I forget.

[drugfeind]

u should ban this thread it is evil

[GuyFawkes]

no one wins arguments on the internet

[CrUsHeRdEsTrOyEr]

no one wins arguments on the internet

Arguing on the internet is like The Special Olympics, even if you win your still retarded.

[GuyFawkes]

Arguing on the internet is like The Special Olympics, even if you win your still retarded.

exactly my point look

[Cadaver Dog]

You're like a fucking lame ass parrot.

[Xon]

Squak.... Polley wants a cracker....

[N3VVRmiNd]

D00d, tths fukking siik!! You're my new best friend XD
The only stuff I can steal are mp3s and cds (and food)
I get mp3s from best buy. (Just cut the face out)
CDs from FYE (where I live, shitty employees, no cameras)
I also stole one of those iDogs from toys r us.
My friend and I were goofing off, thus why we were in there.
We don't really steal food, we just eat without paying.

[drugfeind]

haha man wtf is an idog?

[alucard621]

its like some little dog that you plug your mp3 or ipod or whatever into and it plays like a speaker, but it also moves and lights up. my sister got one for christmas a few years back. i have no idea why the hell you'd steal that..

heres a pic
http://tbn1.google.com/images?q=tbn:_5VRjdMTHRRhHM:http://www.engadget.com/media/2006/02/idog_black.jpg

but i'm not going to lie, this one vvv looks fucking cool
http://tbn2.google.com/images?q=tbn:La_2Rpae9sa6sM:http://www.krunker.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/12/idog-ampd-pink-butterfly-thumb.jpg

[merq]

The best thing to do is just waltz into walmart and go grab like a $100 tent and go to customer service and return it for a gift card.
Here's how the process works.
Grab the tent (or other item), go to the door and say you never got a sticker to return your item, go to customer service and say you bought it from another store about 2 weeks ago and you dont have a receipt and if they say you cant return it without a reciept if you got it from another store just say: "Well cant you just scan it and you can see i got if from a walmart, ive taken items back i bought from other stores in the past," and either it works or your fucked and you have to go sneak around and put the tent back. Its not much but I look at it as free gas. DONT ACT SKETCHY, they DO ask for your ID. its just part of the process. Dont do this more than 4 times a month and dont do it at the same store.
And as for you guys complaining about people stealing and how its wrong... this a fucking anarchist forum... >.>

[merq]

lol@ the iDog. funny.

[drugfeind]

those idogs loook sweeeeeeeeet.. neway yesterday i got banned from wallmart for a year. heres the story. So, i have these blackouts where i halllucinate and foirget whats happening and stuff so i go into wallmart and blackout next thing i remmber is being cuffed and arrested and charged with 2 charges, not allowed back for a year. ffs i think in court im just gunna say that i have a condition with blacking out and hallucinating. the doctor doesnt know if its, bi-polar, scitzophrenia, or sezures :( and last nigth after all this i cut my wrists 50 or 60 times, . they all bled :9 i just wanna kill myself theres just something very tiny but powerful inside me saying not to.

oh ya and btw all the camera's in this wallmart work they got pictures of me sitting in the middle of an isle huffing a full can of air duster. they said they were surprised im still alive. They took my vital signs and my heartbeat was racing like a mofo

[alucard621]

i say, after you get out of all your bullshit with the legal system, grow a beard and go back to walmart. they'll never know d;

[Hebrow]

Drugfiend you are who I want to be when I grow old and insane.

[ahfreebird]

if you live in texas its kinda obvious if you wear any thing but shorts and a t-shirt i mean what dumb fuck is going to wear a fucking hoodie in 110 degree weather

[Twotails]

I work at walmart, and i cant count the times i've found ipod/cellphone pakages riped up in the restroom, and on shelves.

[drewstroyer]

It's people like u and massive places like walmart ruining this world and milking it for little peices of money for a doobie perhaps, or a bottle of beer. I say u should grow the fuck up and work for the cool stuff u have. I've been there done that went down, on probation. if u wanna do somethin reallly cool start smoking cigerettes :P. OH! or... orrrr get a healthy, legal hobby. We all know what happens to robbers dont we? they get burneddd sooner rather than later they go down and get shoved into the legal system waisting thousands more dollars than they origionally stole throught the court system then they are put in jail where they waiste even more money. Then u guys sit back all stoned wondering why the "stupid government" has no money. It takes a couple people to waiste billions. But anyway theres just a lil chunk of retartedness for you all to laugh at. Hope i enlightened some of you and sprouted a seed of anti-retartedness.



get off your soap box...

you dont know the exact reasons people steal, there motivations, there thoughts, there beliefs....

unfortunately it seems to me that your point of attack is all wrong...going after the group as a whole

its all depends on the persons situation...

i believe that, yea condemn the theif stealing from the mom and pop shop, the sick kids, peoples homes(and even all of these could be broken down to examine the reasons)

but when it comes to giant multi billion dollar retail chains and corporations whose primary workforce is made up of indentured servants and the soulless, exploit every flaw in there system while you still can....take that t.v. you might not need, the stupid movies, that eyeliner to make yourself look pretty, the medicine for your child, the food you need to feed your family....


basically what i trying to get at is that "robbers" is a bit vague...

[drugfeind]

ya well i think your a bit vague...

[Ignis_Divine]

So i work at Wal-Mart in Columbia, MO. I am an Asset Prevention Associate. My job is to catch thieves. This has been a fun and very exciting read for me. I do have some things i want to point out.

1) Our Cameras do work. All of them. You may not think it, but we record every second of every inch of our stores. Our Security room looks like a Vegas Casino Security room. I have a desk that faces 48 screens that flash through 144 indoor cameras and separate set that flashes through outdoor cameras. These are round the clock cameras. Digital recorders along with regular VCR allow me to DVR your shoplifting ass as you walk in to a bathroom 10lbs heavier/bulkier then when you leave , magically carrying jeans in a Wal-Mart bag. One of my cameras go down? I have a repairman oncall and there within a day.

2) You start running for a door with a shopping cart full of stuff and i will be there to stop you. You have someone to drop anyone acting a hero, awesome. You never see me coming out of the room by the soda machines. The moment you lay your hands on another person, you no longer get to threaten an assault case, it becomes a self-defense case for me. I will put the boot to you. Not all people who work at Wal-Mart are poor hillbillies who cannot get work elsewhere. Some of us do it to put us through school, or need part-time money. Me, i do it because i have time now since i am Discharged from the Army while getting my degree. Take a swing at me, it makes my day.

3) Most of the time when you walk out without being stopped, a variety of occurrences may have caused your situation. Current corporate mandate is to not stop you on the first theft unless we really want to (You jacking a TV or something). We wait, we gather Evidence from videotapes. You get bolder, we solidify evidence. You start acting dumb, we have a police cruiser outside, so when you walk out those doors, an Officer of the Law who now has Probable cause (Our Video tape evidence) from us has the legal authority to stop you. Since you have been taking things over a longer period of time, we do not get you with petty theft. We hit you with full on Grand Larceny, so no longer only a misdemeanor, but in some places and actual state or federal offense.

4)Every time you steal something you are taking the money out of the associates who work there. They are the ones who get the short end of the stick. Wal-Mart execs and all that do not care if you steal, they make 22 Mil a year in bonuses, let alone wage. If a certain profit is not made however, they do not get as much so they find a way to keep that bonus high. People lose jobs. So you may not like the people at your store, or you may just want to save a few bucks. but when you do, you are hurting people whose only crime is they cannot get a job elsewhere.

So have fun, and lets hope we never meet while you try to take stuff you did not buy.

[BearTriplett]

lol ahahah owned by the wal-mart LP

btw. drugfiend's "condition" does not fucking exist...what a fucking moron

[emberXlynn]

hahah, thats soo great, never will i think of stealing from walmart again.. -.-

[Hebrow]

hahah, thats soo great, never will i think of stealing from walmart again.. -.-

Seconded.

Here's the Irony:

I JUST got home from being caught jacking Target a digital food scale :'(

[ellias321]

I don't understand why people come into this section if they are so against stealing. I'm against alot of shit on this website and I don't go into those sections. And Ignis_Divine, that post was fantastic, go to law school. I have MAD respect for the army and the rest of the soldiers doing the dirty work. I got alotta friends out there but man, if you don't like this kind of shit, then wtf are you doing in this section? Working in LP is your job you said. and you also said you were going to get a degree. If the degree is in management ill understand but if LP isn't going to be your career then wtf do you care?
I don't want to make explosives, but there is an explosive section on this website. I promise you will not find my name in there cause I don't like to make them.

Bottom line: You don't like stealing or people who steal stay away from them.

[Hebrow]

Haha, it's obvious why he's scanning this thread.

Picking up some inside information for LP!!

Damn, we just let a mole into our super secret network.

Abandon ship!

[ellias321]

Honestly, if ANY company was really worried about loss prevention then they wouldn't use security measures that the public can research and disable. Look at my other threads in this section. You'll be amazed at how easy it is to get shit.

[Ignis_Divine]

I am not really against stealing. I am against stealing from me. No one likes having things taken from them personally. If your income was based off the amount of shrinkage(items missing due to theft) decreasing during your time on duty, you would be concerned when you are browsing a site and see a thread on how to steal things from your place of employment. Truly if you want something that bad, at least think of an interesting way of taking versus stuffing it down your pants and getting super pissed when i ask you to stop because your right leg is the same size as your torso.

You wanna know a good con for wal-mart. This is a solo op, but if you have friends to help you it makes the final part easier. Find a Wal-Mart that has self-checkout. Head to Electronics and find Ink Jet Cart*****s, these range from about 14.00-35.00 depending on which ones you buy. Get the $35.00 ones (2 -5) and head to toys. They have little rubber balls for about 1.09-1.25 with sticker UPC's. grab 1 or 2 of the balls and peel off the stickers and cover the UPC's with them, now go buy other things. When you go to checkout keep 1 ball in your off hand while running the ink jet cart*****s through. This way when the associate manning the Overwatch counter looks over and see's you holding a ball they disregard and keep going about your business. Buy your things and walk out. go home and peel the stickers off and come back to the store in business casual clothing. Go to service desk and say you need to return the cart*****s they are the wrong ones for your printer at the office. You can do returns with no receipt for in store credit. Load up your shopping card and go buy whatever. had a customer doing that for a little over a year, made about 11,000 in total before we nailed him. So it works if you can be cool.

That and the tone of my earlier post was slightly more aggressive then i meant it to be. Its just i catch a lot of younger kids stealing and when i sit them down and ask them why they do it, they say they heard it was easy and wanted to try it. Kids no have a record. and that does not go away when you turn 18, not to the govt. You try to get a good Govt. job or join the Military, they check your juvenile record and sealed files for delinquency and everything. I have a buddy who was turned down for an FBI job because of his shoplifting days when he was a pre-teen.

So if you have to steal to survive, go for it, i hope it works out. You steal things just for kicks, i hope you know what you are getting into.

[Hebrow]

Haha, I'm going USMC in '10.

I have two felonies on my record, both drug related and dealing.

I have two pending, one is aggravated assault and one is another drug distribution charge.

I have enough on me to make Straight G's look like fucking Nuns.

The kicker?

I scored upwards 5% on my Military ASFABS. My recruiter straight up told me he was going to lie, cheat, and fuck my way into the Corps, even if it gets him fired.

I don't think that shoplifting is going to kill me in the long run.

[collinetnick]

No TuTs on how to steal the beer.
Haha i just realized theres only 1 camera in the beer section/ haha and theres 3 isles
it points to the beers. but i might be able to smuggle some white wine.
my hoodie has 2 liners so i simply cut 1 and use it as a pocket.
then where a thick jacket makeing it hard to find. now the hard ones are the hard luquire from bjs.
haha they make stealing so easy.

[hdeuce]

alot of walmarts did away with the lay away section, however if yours still has it you buy something like a bike or something big. They give you a reciept from layaway at the back of the store you hold the reciept and walk out the front of the store. 50% of the time the guy wont stop you especially if hes busy with someone else. Now load the bike into your car and walk right back in with the reciept in your hand, walk to the bike section of the store get the same bik hold the reciept on the handle bar as you walk out and maybe this time the guy checks it..... maybe he doesn't. either way you got to bikes for the price of one. now go to another walmart and return the stolen one first. get a walmart gift card for 250 dollars. or so. Then go back to the original walmart and return the one with the reciept and get your cash back. ding ding ding. We have a winner, and 95% chance that even if you get caught they cant convict because you have the reciept and only one bike.

[ellias321]

hdeuce. thats a sick idea

[Hebrow]

Walk in with a 2 liter Sprite bottle and just knock it back as you walk around.

Go to the liquor aisle, finish the Sprite, pour in vodka or any other clear booze, maybe buy some shit to drop the sketch level.

[hdeuce]

Walk in with a 2 liter Sprite bottle and just knock it back as you walk around.

Go to the liquor aisle, finish the Sprite, pour in vodka or any other clear booze, maybe buy some shit to drop the sketch level.

Horrible idea, you look suspicious as hell walking around drinking a two liter in the store at walmart. Thats a great way t get security to notice what you are doing. If you want to use a plan along those lines i would take the sprite bottle from the soda aisle, go to the rubbermaid tub aisle and dump the bottle into one of the tubs. then go get the bottle and pour it into the sprite bottle. Then pay for sprite instead of vodka.

[CriminalAnarchist]

or just put shit in a back pack that what i did...stole a whole outfit...gave it to a hobo down the street.

[Slawter]

Me and my friends were drivin around really late and he ran outta transmission fluid, so me and matt went into the super walmart and i put 2 medium sized bottles in my cargo pockets. the necks were stickin out, walked right passed the security guard, no alarms.

P.S. i know i didnt help anyone out w/ the story, but its semi-relevant to the topic

[Dani_Valentine666]

Haha this reminds me of me and my friend when we wanted to sell naruto cards. We went to the back grabbed a huge pack of like 100 something cards. Put them in our pants went to the bathroom while I was buying like a pack of gum for about 1 dollar. He opened all the cards flushed the trash down target's golden toilet power. Left the store with about 150 cards for 1 dollar :D

[Dani_Valentine666]

Nice bro. XD

[hdeuce]

Haha this reminds me of me and my friend when we wanted to sell naruto cards. We went to the back grabbed a huge pack of like 100 something cards. Put them in our pants went to the bathroom while I was buying like a pack of gum for about 1 dollar. He opened all the cards flushed the trash down target's golden toilet power. Left the store with about 150 cards for 1 dollar :D

naruto is for kewl kids

[freerider]

There is a nice scam to get either pure cash or store credit and safely buy something else. Thanks to no one caring about this planet, people litter. In walmarts parking lots there are tons of reciets. Take these into the store, find the item they were bought with, and take that item to customer service and return it. Or you can just find that item and walk out with it, and if anyone bothers to stop you, just show them the reciet if it has a recent time on it.