Zamato Elite
November 8th, 2008, 03:40 PM
Question: Do you know what really really pisses off Zamato Elite?
Answer: These retarded drama queens who think sex is a massive deal. This is mostly common amongst the extre***y religious in this country (USA), but can be found in all cultures.
We view sex as this massive big deal, when in reality, it's far from that. Proponents of the "sex is a big deal" theory like to claim sexual acts somehow require something called "commitment" and "love". Sexual intercourse or any other sexual act for that matter, is very simple. For the sake of clarity, I have outlined all the different sexual acts and tell you about them while cutting out the fantasy bullshit:
Oral (Blow-jobs, Eating out, ect.): No love or commitment needed to be present for this act. All you do is take your mouth and use it to stimulate the nerve endings on your partner's (or your own if your blessed) sexual reproductive organs. The only thing that should be present is a unwritten or written agreement that claims "you nor I contain any sort of STDs that can be transmitted."
Anal: Anal can take place between a male and a female, male and a male (Most common), or even a female and a female (if a strap-on is applied). No commitment or love is required. Anal sex has the soul intention of pleasuring the prostate glad inside the anal cavity. For some people, stimulation to the prostate gland can be very pleasuring and may heighten orgasm intensity significantly.
Sexual Intercourse: This is the one sexual act that Christian-Loons and other media deluded morons claim to require -all the planets in the solar system must align, the seas must turn to wine, and pigs must take flight!-, in other words, it's a big deal. Don't get me wrong, sexual intercourse carries a good amount of liability. If fucked up, you could find yourself with a little kid. But, I fail to see why sex is such a massive deal to some people. There is no "magic" or supernatural events occurring during sexual intercourse. It simply put: the mutual stimulation of the G-Spot for females and the penis for males. The back and forth motion manually applied during intercourse creates friction, which then stimulates nerve endings scattered throughout our "special parts". There is nothing more to it!
Continued...It's amazing to see people in the 21st century still hold on to fairy tales and false stigmas from ancient cultures. Of course ancient cultures viewed sex as a holy and eventful act! They used "god" as the filler for what ever they didn't know. It's time to grow up people and come to terms with reality! Sex, what ever variation it may be, is not a HUGE DEAL! It's a simple act humans perform in order to make themselves (and others) feel good. Nothing more too it folks. Nada. None!
This all said, It amuses me greatly to see parents delude their kids with the typical bullshit mantra "sex is a special act a male and a female perform when they are in love with each other." These same people have forced a failed sexual education system on our youth that has consumed BILLIONS of dollars of OUR tax money.
So in conclusion, I'm going to be honest with my kids. I'm going to tell them straight up: "Sex is normal, it's not a big deal, however, it does carry a large liability. So be sure to take your precussions, and remember son, have fun. wink* pat on the head*). I truly believe, once people drop this 3rd century B.C.E mindset around sex, our sex culture in the USA will be pretty hackin' awesome.
Alright guys, you know the drill. Tell me how great I am in your comments. ;)
Answer: These retarded drama queens who think sex is a massive deal. This is mostly common amongst the extre***y religious in this country (USA), but can be found in all cultures.
We view sex as this massive big deal, when in reality, it's far from that. Proponents of the "sex is a big deal" theory like to claim sexual acts somehow require something called "commitment" and "love". Sexual intercourse or any other sexual act for that matter, is very simple. For the sake of clarity, I have outlined all the different sexual acts and tell you about them while cutting out the fantasy bullshit:
Oral (Blow-jobs, Eating out, ect.): No love or commitment needed to be present for this act. All you do is take your mouth and use it to stimulate the nerve endings on your partner's (or your own if your blessed) sexual reproductive organs. The only thing that should be present is a unwritten or written agreement that claims "you nor I contain any sort of STDs that can be transmitted."
Anal: Anal can take place between a male and a female, male and a male (Most common), or even a female and a female (if a strap-on is applied). No commitment or love is required. Anal sex has the soul intention of pleasuring the prostate glad inside the anal cavity. For some people, stimulation to the prostate gland can be very pleasuring and may heighten orgasm intensity significantly.
Sexual Intercourse: This is the one sexual act that Christian-Loons and other media deluded morons claim to require -all the planets in the solar system must align, the seas must turn to wine, and pigs must take flight!-, in other words, it's a big deal. Don't get me wrong, sexual intercourse carries a good amount of liability. If fucked up, you could find yourself with a little kid. But, I fail to see why sex is such a massive deal to some people. There is no "magic" or supernatural events occurring during sexual intercourse. It simply put: the mutual stimulation of the G-Spot for females and the penis for males. The back and forth motion manually applied during intercourse creates friction, which then stimulates nerve endings scattered throughout our "special parts". There is nothing more to it!
Continued...It's amazing to see people in the 21st century still hold on to fairy tales and false stigmas from ancient cultures. Of course ancient cultures viewed sex as a holy and eventful act! They used "god" as the filler for what ever they didn't know. It's time to grow up people and come to terms with reality! Sex, what ever variation it may be, is not a HUGE DEAL! It's a simple act humans perform in order to make themselves (and others) feel good. Nothing more too it folks. Nada. None!
This all said, It amuses me greatly to see parents delude their kids with the typical bullshit mantra "sex is a special act a male and a female perform when they are in love with each other." These same people have forced a failed sexual education system on our youth that has consumed BILLIONS of dollars of OUR tax money.
So in conclusion, I'm going to be honest with my kids. I'm going to tell them straight up: "Sex is normal, it's not a big deal, however, it does carry a large liability. So be sure to take your precussions, and remember son, have fun. wink* pat on the head*). I truly believe, once people drop this 3rd century B.C.E mindset around sex, our sex culture in the USA will be pretty hackin' awesome.
Alright guys, you know the drill. Tell me how great I am in your comments. ;)