Sex is stupid.

[Zamato Elite]

Sexual intercourse is for n00bs. I have outsmarted sexual intercourse, as this post will clearly display...

The only point of sexual intercourse it to A) Reproduce, or B) Receive physical pleasure. Not many of us have sex for the intention of reproduction, so it's a safe bet to claim most of us have sex for the physical gratification.

This established, I fail to see any reason for interaction with the opposite sex in hopes of sexual activity. I find masturbation to be far more efficient, both time wise and quality wise.

Having sex with a girl or guy is the biggest scam on earth. It sounds great in your mind, but in action, it is always is sub-par. After every sexual experience I have ever had, I have always been disappointed. Why? BECAUSE I'M HONEST.

We hype sex up to be this major even in our lives, but it really isn't. It's a small thing that losers prop up to boost their overall moral and self worth. So money or love? I'll take it in check please, a ferrari is far more enjoyable then sticking my dick in a girl and receiving sub par orgasm.

So, we can all agree I'm a genius who has outsmarted sexual reproduction. You may leave your praise below commemorating me for my immense intellectual prowess. Thank you, and I look forward to reading your comments about how amazing I am.

[DoctorZoidberg]

YEAH DOWN WITH SEX UP WITH MASTURBATION TOGETHER WE ALL CAN MASTURBATE AND CHANGE THE WORLD weither it be with another friend or even a party we mastubate wit jelly or hot sauce we do it, in our beds, in our car, on your lawn TOGETHER WE CAN PROUDLY SAY "I MASTURBATE" with a sence of pride and understanding in our comunities SO PLEASE EVERYONE RISE UP TODAY WE SAY ""YES I MASTURBATE!""

[numerator-91]

Sexual intercourse is for n00bs. I have outsmarted sexual intercourse, as this post will clearly display...

The only point of sexual intercourse it to A) Reproduce, or B) Receive physical pleasure. Not many of us have sex for the intention of reproduction, so it's a safe bet to claim most of us have sex for the physical gratification.

This established, I fail to see any reason for interaction with the opposite sex in hopes of sexual activity. I find masturbation to be far more efficient, both time wise and quality wise.

Having sex with a girl or guy is the biggest scam on earth. It sounds great in your mind, but in action, it is always is sub-par. After every sexual experience I have ever had, I have always been disappointed. Why? BECAUSE I'M HONEST.

We hype sex up to be this major even in our lives, but it really isn't. It's a small thing that losers prop up to boost their overall moral and self worth. So money or love? I'll take it in check please, a ferrari is far more enjoyable then sticking my dick in a girl and receiving sub par orgasm.

So, we can all agree I'm a genius who has outsmarted sexual reproduction. You may leave your praise below commemorating me for my immense intellectual prowess. Thank you, and I look forward to reading your comments about how amazing I am.

well just out of curiosity, if a really hot chick came up to you asking for sex would you go for it or turn her down and go have a wank in the corner?

[Zamato Elite]

well just out of curiosity, if a really hot chick came up to you asking for sex would you go for it or turn her down and go have a wank in the corner?

I'd take it because it required no effort. I'm not going to go out of my way for a mediocre sexual experience.

[DoctorZoidberg]

i would go WANK IN THE CORNER, not just any corner BUT YOUR CORNER, the corner full of bums and the corner your dog pisses on, i would wank off on a stage infront of millions of people and then i would wank off infront of you and then my brothers and sisters in their holy wankieness will all rise up as one and wank off beacause we are free, free to wank off when we want where we want.

[ItsAPoorlyKeptSecret]

haha i think someones "wanking off" as he typed that

[CHEETZzz]

at first i would have flamed you
but after reading i find i agree with you in a couple ways
obsession or lust for sex is stupid

But~!
if you get the chance fucking take it, haha

[DoctorZoidberg]

im not shy I AM WANKING OFF RITE NOW, beacause wanking off is not jus tfor you or for me or the pope, its for everyone its our rite as a human being to touch our selfs any way we fit, may it be a finger p the but or two hands on the cock or just the good ole one handed beating the pope, i love to wank, together we can teach the world how to jack off and phornicate them selfs as much as they want, it is no longer a shamefull thing to do it is natural beauty, the thrill of your arm getting tired, your hand sliding up and down in all motions and then the feeling of your cum fly out of your purple headed worrior, YES I JACK OFF

[Falcor]

Stupid yet fun...

Zamato is the same guy who thinks love doesnt exist...

Dude, you need to get laid, come visit me XD



Lets all play soggy bisquit!

[Zamato Elite]

Stupid yet fun...

Zamato is the same guy who thinks love doesnt exist...

Dude, you need to get laid, come visit me XD



Lets all play soggy bisquit!

GOD, I have been laid. Do you think I would post this without having experienced sex myself?!?! I'm not that much of a loon.

[DoctorZoidberg]

sex is fun, but masturbation is funner, their should be a thread about masturbaton and all the was to do it and good/bad experiences.......

[DoctorZoidberg]

ok well im bored with this topic now, peace

[Warpurlgis]

Sexual intercourse is for n00bs. I have outsmarted sexual intercourse, as this post will clearly display...

The only point of sexual intercourse it to A) Reproduce, or B) Receive physical pleasure. Not many of us have sex for the intention of reproduction, so it's a safe bet to claim most of us have sex for the physical gratification.

This established, I fail to see any reason for interaction with the opposite sex in hopes of sexual activity. I find masturbation to be far more efficient, both time wise and quality wise.

Having sex with a girl or guy is the biggest scam on earth. It sounds great in your mind, but in action, it is always is sub-par. After every sexual experience I have ever had, I have always been disappointed. Why? BECAUSE I'M HONEST.

We hype sex up to be this major even in our lives, but it really isn't. It's a small thing that losers prop up to boost their overall moral and self worth. So money or love? I'll take it in check please, a ferrari is far more enjoyable then sticking my dick in a girl and receiving sub par orgasm.

So, we can all agree I'm a genius who has outsmarted sexual reproduction. You may leave your praise below commemorating me for my immense intellectual prowess. Thank you, and I look forward to reading your comments about how amazing I am.
its cause he can get any

[Zamato Elite]

its cause he can get any

Yes I can. But even the simplest of girls is still a fairly large production for something that isn't really that great.

I know what your response will be: "You need to get laid." Don't bother posting retard. Go back to playing games in the arcade section, reading and typing would appear to be beyond your intellectual capacity.

[Zamato Elite]

at first i would have flamed you
but after reading i find i agree with you in a couple ways
obsession or lust for sex is stupid

But~!
if you get the chance fucking take it, haha

I'm with you on that. I'll take it if it's right in front of me. But I'm not going to go through the fucking drama of relationships for a mediocre sexual experience. I have way more important things to be doing, like practicing SSBB.

[Falcor]

You REALLY need to find someone...

[tunerkid18]

i personally dont see what the big deal is about sex. honestly i think its fun more of which pleasurable. ill "wank off" for my own pleasure but ive found se to be used as fun, horrible payback, or in some cases for love. yea i said it. fun for obvious reasons, horrible payback like doin it in your buddies bed or in her parents bed for them pissin you off, and for love if you really do love the person.

[Zamato Elite]

i personally dont see what the big deal is about sex. honestly i think its fun more of which pleasurable. ill "wank off" for my own pleasure but ive found se to be used as fun, horrible payback, or in some cases for love. yea i said it. fun for obvious reasons, horrible payback like doin it in your buddies bed or in her parents bed for them pissin you off, and for love if you really do love the person.

What the fuck is "love"?!?! Please, care to explain?

[Zamato Elite]

You REALLY need to find someone...

Been there done that. Way to much trouble for what's it's worth.

[Falcor]

Good Lord, what did your parents do to you?

[Zamato Elite]

Good Lord, what did your parents do to you?

ROFL!! Many things. ;)

[Falcor]

**disturbing images!**

[Ghostfacekiller]

i dont think he was hugged as a child. With all the trouble in trying to have sex and the weirdness that can happen sex is 100% better than sitting at home in front of a monitor masturbating.

[Zamato Elite]

i don't think he was hugged as a child. With all the trouble in trying to have sex and the weirdness that can happen sex is 100% better than sitting at home in front of a monitor masturbating.

Who says I'm masturbating to a monitor. Sometimes i like to go out with a trench coat and follow girls while jacking off.

[Ghostfacekiller]

Who says I'm masturbating to a monitor. Sometimes i like to go out with a trench coat and follow girls while jacking off.

Nice, people like you make me want to stay inside all day

[Falcor]

Ya... you should see the messages he sent me...

I had a guy try to mess with me once, a friend of mine took him out with a ball peen.

[Zamato Elite]

Ya... you should see the messages he sent me...

I had a guy try to mess with me once, a friend of mine took him out with a ball peen.

What messages? LOL

[Falcor]

You deleting them doesn't make a difference, you can view the convo, pervert.

[Zamato Elite]

You deleting them doesn't make a difference, you can view the convo, pervert.

Chill out lady. I'm just playin around with you. U need to learn to take a joke. Jesus Christ. This is wht they shoulden't give the internet to cunts.

[Falcor]

I'm really getting tired of people throwing around the c word...

[ItsAPoorlyKeptSecret]

I'm really getting tired of people throwing around the c word...

Christ ?

[ramalamafafafa]

I have no problem with sexual intercourse, right itsy **nods**.

[tunerkid18]

no falcor dosent like the word cunt cuz itll break his fragile little ears

[superflysuperwhite]

i guess sex sucks if you do the same thing over and over again, misionary is *****g.

throw a few different possisions in, the b*****, golden gates, basset hound.

role play too or hit eachother, gotta make it fun.

[Zamato Elite]

i guess sex sucks if you do the same thing over and over again, missionary is *****g.

throw a few different possessions in, the b*****, golden gates, basset hound.

role play too or hit each other, gotta make it fun.

Mixing it up is fun and all. The point I was trying to make (but didn't do so well) was to claim that getting a girl or guy and maintaining a relationship is more trouble then it's worth. I know people who are soooo fucking into relationships, because they have this deluded notion that sex is awesome! It's not horrible, but it's not nearly as great as it's hyped up to be in movies, TV or books.

Don't get me wrong, If sex came knocken at my front door, I'd take the offer in a heart beat. But I'm not going to go through the troubles and stress of a relationship just for a mediocre sexual experience.

Also, one final point. Girls suck. Only a selected few are really good in bed, most of them are crap. And the ones that are good, are usually fucking ugly and fat. I don't see what is so hard about delivering a decent blowjob, yet most girls suck comlete ass at it.

[superflysuperwhite]

eh i like my relashionship, it gives alot more opertunities to try new things.

but something about sex though, its for the girls, really, if a guy wanted to he could bang one out in a mionute, but then he's an ass, or a premi.

[numerator-91]

Also, women can be incredibly fucking stupid and anoying

[DoctorZoidberg]

Who says I'm masturbating to a monitor. Sometimes i like to go out with a trench coat and follow girls while jacking off.



ROFLMAO that was funny

[I Am...]

Some people would.

Sex by itself isn't all that great. You've got to be with someone that makes it worthwhile.

[techtiger]

you guys need to have sex with better girls!!! because i can not see how any one can think the way you guys are!!! idk maybe you are just sleeping with the wrong chicks... or maybe your not that good

[Ninjaofdeth]

pussy for the win

[c73]

I concur with the previous two responses :)

haha.

[freetibet]

you're just mad because all the boys prefer their own hand to you...

lol jk

[Phoenix Fire]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YhZt4i92aSA

[mega_duece]

honestly in my point of view the only person who would see no point in sex for pleasure is either A someone who has never had sex or B people dont find this particular person sexually attracive and pocket pool is the only alternative
sex is just tops compared to beating off

[techtiger]

true that!!! i have no idea how people can say they would rather wank it than to have sex

[frankenstein]

i only read the first page and i think you tried sex with a fatty and could not achieve a sufficient hard on. pussy fells amazing your fucking nuts!

[c73]

I think we should have a poll for this, girl vs. hand :p

I'm just going to ask everyone I know tomorrow haha and report my findings :)

[ramalamafafafa]

Just wank away the fury, the fury at having to wank, which makes you furious, so you wank away that fury, and the cycle continues.......

[ramalamafafafa]

Anyway, as for this thread, as with all threads in this forum, i've not read it, so im gonna tell the Original Poster to Do Her In The Butt And Forget about Her.

[techtiger]

nice dbl post, and its all about how these little kids rather play with them self then a girl.

[superflysuperwhite]

yeah, vagiana and hand are two different things. and with a vagina comes boobs.. and who doesnt like boobs? also hearing the girl moan, scream, w/e is also a turn on, sure you can moan and scream all you want buts just going to be really awkward and more embarissing if someone walks in.

plus, with sex with someone else comes other things, like blowjobs, tity sex, etc.

now sex is good. but beatting off is good too and aprently beatng off atleast five times a week can help prevent prostate cancer. and lets face it we cant have sex whenever we want and if you're really horney, and your girls away or something, takeing a few minutes out of your day isnt too bad.

[Zamato Elite]

nice dbl post, and its all about how these little kids rather play with them self then a girl.

I'd expect such a stupid response from you. Apparently you lack the ability to comprehend material.

Who the fuck makes these moderators? Who ever made this guy one, needs to be dragged out in the street and decapitated.

[Zamato Elite]

honestly in my point of view the only person who would see no point in sex for pleasure is either A someone who has never had sex or B people dont find this particular person sexually attracive and pocket pool is the only alternative
sex is just tops compared to beating off

I have had sex on multiple occasions. It's not that great. You're in denial. Sex is that thing we 'think' is amazing, but in practice it's mediocre. It's not worth the trouble, sweat, blood, stress, or even the mutha fuckin time. killa what it is.

[frankenstein]

virgins in denial lmao! or maybe your problem is your not attracted to girls???? to funny i cant believe this page got to six pages with out everyone calling this dude a total moron.

[Zamato Elite]

virgins in denial lmao! or maybe your problem is your not attracted to girls???? to funny i cant believe this page got to six pages with out everyone calling this dude a total moron.

Virgin in denial? I probably have had more sex then you. You're a little preteen bitch commin' on here acting all pro and shit.

This post got 6 pages of replies because I'm right. Maybe when you have sex, you will find out for yourself.

Mother fucking n00bz.

[mega_duece]

you have no reason to be down on sex man
like honestly whats wrong with you
do you have a deformed penis or something that women dont want
or are you jsut a chronic masturbater
either way pocket pool is a sad excuse for sex

[frankenstein]

i dont understand your intelligence level preteen im 21 and that fact could have been found in less than a minute. i have had my share of sex lol i dont know why i need to clarify that. however you should probably try out a gay bar, not to be rude but sex is great you are really missing something!

[Zamato Elite]

i dont understand your intelligence level preteen im 21 and that fact could have been found in less than a minute. i have had my share of sex lol i dont know why i need to clarify that. however you should probably try out a gay bar, not to be rude but sex is great you are really missing something!

Yea Yea Yea, I'm sure you are 21. You're prob some fake ass 12 year old commin' on here possin as a 21 year old.

But let's humor your claim that you are 21 and you actually do have an extensive sexual resume. So do I. But remember, everyone has different sexual preferences and shit. Hell, I know you're in denial. Stop lying to yourself and come to the realization that your hoe of a GF sucks cock, and not in the literal sense mutha fucka. killa what it is.

I'm not gay you mother fucking pussy.

[c73]

Virgin in denial? I probably have had more sex then you. You're a little preteen bitch commin' on here acting all pro and shit.

This post got 6 pages of replies because I'm right. Maybe when you have sex, you will find out for yourself.

Mother fucking n00bz.

lol ZE I can't believe you still think wankin it is better than sex. You probably just hate sex because you've wanked off so much you've become a minute man :P

[superflysuperwhite]

Yea Yea Yea, I'm sure you are 21. You're prob some fake ass 12 year old commin' on here possin as a 21 year old.

But let's humor your claim that you are 21 and you actually do have an extensive sexual resume. So do I. But remember, everyone has different sexual preferences and shit. Hell, I know you're in denial. Stop lying to yourself and come to the realization that your hoe of a GF sucks cock, and not in the literal sense mutha fucka. killa what it is.

I'm not gay you mother fucking pussy.

wow... that was HA! he has pictures of himself on here, and he looks older then 21 in my opinion. wow.. like i thought you had some sort of like idk inteligence but this whole post made you sound like an utter retard.

have fun jerking it dude, im sure you're a pro.

[techtiger]

I'd expect such a stupid response from you. Apparently you lack the ability to comprehend material.

Who the fuck makes these moderators? Who ever made this guy one, needs to be dragged out in the street and decapitated.

you are just a fucking retard. no body likes you here, i summed up ur entire post in those few words. If you disagree than maybe you need to do a bit of rereading. Why are you a member of this site? Disrespecting the bigger members of the site is just an easy way to get banned.

Any other mods feel like joining in on the fun of banning him feel free

[Zamato Elite]

you are just a fucking retard. no body likes you here, i summed up ur entire post in those few words. If you disagree than maybe you need to do a bit of rereading. Why are you a member of this site? Disrespecting the bigger members of the site is just an easy way to get banned.

Any other mods feel like joining in on the fun of banning him feel free

Aww, is someone butt hurt? Don't call me the fuckng retard SIR, you're the tard who can't grasps points. You even said I double posted! ROFL! Can you read? Or are you just a dumbass? I'll let your posts answer that question...

HAHAHAHAHAHA, Go ahead faggot, ban me. You'll always be remembered as the little pussy who banned the "little member" because you didn't like getting your "wittle fweeelings hurt :("

You're a fucking joke. Who let's these little babies run this site?!!? Back in the days, shit was run right.

[techtiger]

do you just talk out of your ass?

[c73]

Aww, is someone butt hurt? Don't call me the fuckng retard SIR, you're the tard who can't grasps points. You even said I double posted! ROFL! Can you read? Or are you just a dumbass? I'll let your posts answer that question...

HAHAHAHAHAHA, Go ahead faggot, ban me. You'll always be remembered as the little pussy who banned the "little member" because you didn't like getting your "wittle fweeelings hurt :("

You're a fucking joke. Who let's these little babies run this site?!!? Back in the days, shit was run right.

Back in the days? You've been a member sice oct 2008, atleast that's what your stats say. So, you don't know how things work on this site. If you talk out of your ass and are a douche to everyone, you're gonna get fucked over.

[mega_duece]

why the fuck does anyone listen to this pathetic excuse of a human being anyway
he's still pretty close to being a newfag
what i dont understand is how anyone could make the whole site hate him wiht one post like he did
this kid has skill or something

[techtiger]

good point

[Zamato Elite]

Back in the days? You've been a member sice oct 2008, atleast that's what your stats say. So, you don't know how things work on this site. If you talk out of your ass and are a douche to everyone, you're gonna get fucked over.

Listen you dumbass cunt. Get off your dick sicking knees and let me tell you something. I have been here since this site started. I had an old account that I clossed. Then recently I started it back up.

If anything, you all are the newfags.

BACK IN THE MOTHER FUCKING DAYS, we didn't have cock sucking whores on here, and some pussy ass tecktiger faggot. This site has obviously been fucked by faggots. I'm here to return it to it's mother fuckin glory. killa what it is!

[superflysuperwhite]

youre such a loser.

[Zamato Elite]

youre such a loser.


youre such a faggot piece of shit.

[superflysuperwhite]

aaawwwweeee he's trying to be mean you guys.

isnt it cute?

[Zamato Elite]

aaawwwweeee he's trying to be mean you guys.

isnt it cute?

awwww he's trying to counter attack but embarrassing himself with an overused comeback that I used against techtiger (AKA the faggot) the other day multiple times.

isnt it sad?

[mega_duece]

why dont some one put this poor son of a bitch out of his misery an ban the dumb fuck
itll do the site good

[superflysuperwhite]

i didnt read that post.. i dont even think i was on here the other day hhmm oh well

w/e atleast im not trying to justrify my virginity by posting a rant against something ive never had the chance to try because im a social retard who start insulting people everytime i get backed into a corner.

and now here comes a bunch of insults and telling me im a virgin and a 12 year old and how you've had so much more sex then me yadah yadah yadah.

have funny happy, make sure after you vent all your pent up frustration you clean the sand out of your vagiana =)

[mega_duece]

this kid needs to get his self some cunt
maybe he will be less of a douche bag

[ramalamafafafa]

He's using "Fagot" as an insult. Just ban him, you can't argue with an idiot.

[techtiger]

he is banned from my section... talk to the rest of the mods get them to join in

[Zamato Elite]

he is banned from my section... talk to the rest of the mods get them to join in

I'm crying dude....I'm mother fucking crying. NOT!

Faggot piece of shit. No one cares because I'm the mutha fuckin best member on this site. killa what it is.

Faggot mod douche bag.

[Zamato Elite]

why dont some one put this poor son of a bitch out of his misery an ban the dumb fuck
itll do the site good

Then I'll come back with twice as many accounts mother fucker.

[Zamato Elite]

He's using "Fagot" as an insult. Just ban him, you can't argue with an idiot.

I said "fagGot" you communist piece of shit. Go worship Hitler you nigger hating cunt.

[c73]

I said "fagGot" you communist piece of shit. Go worship Hitler you nigger hating cunt.

Ignorant much? Zamato you can go to hell. Seriously what kind of pathetic life do you have that the only thing you have to do with your time is try and make an ass out of yourself? You're fuckin' stupid.

[Zamato Elite]

Ignorant much? Zamato you can go to hell. Seriously what kind of pathetic life do you have that the only thing you have to do with your time is try and make an ass out of yourself? You're fuckin' stupid.

Cum guzzler much? c73 you can go to hell. Seriously what kind of whore of a life do you have where the only thing you have to do is suck penises and guzzle cum? You're a fucking slut.

=The Following Was A Zamato Production=

[ramalamafafafa]

I said "fagGot" you communist piece of shit. Go worship Hitler you nigger hating cunt.

So many dumbass things in that post, contradictions by the bucket....

[deathlord888]

Cum guzzler much? c73 you can go to hell. Seriously what kind of whore of a life do you have where the only thing you have to do is suck penises and guzzle cum? You're a fucking slut.

=The Following Was A Zamato Production=

woah woah woah
i was not going to say anything untill now
there is NO reason you should talk to a girl like that
show some fucking respect

[Zamato Elite]

woah woah woah
i was not going to say anything untill now
there is NO reason you should talk to a girl like that
show some fucking respect

Fuck that girl. No one is entitled to mother fucking respect. They earn it, just like everyone els. Once she gets on here and starts posting, she's fair game.

And as for you. You have no respect from me. You bitched out and sucked Techtiger's dick and got me shut out of the hacking section (Not that I really care). You're obviously his little sex slave.

[superflysuperwhite]

I said "fagGot" you communist piece of shit. Go worship Hitler you nigger hating cunt.

wow, you're a fucktard, im not even going to explain why because its obvious.

but ill leave you with this.

http://i408.photobucket.com/albums/pp163/superflysuperwhite2/douche1.jpg

[Zamato Elite]

So many dumbass things in that post, contradictions by the bucket....

I was kidding with that post, btw.

[deathlord888]

Fuck that girl. No one is entitled to mother fucking respect. They earn it, just like everyone els. Once she gets on here and starts posting, she's fair game.

And as for you. You have no respect from me. You bitched out and sucked Techtiger's dick and got me shut out of the hacking section (Not that I really care). You're obviously his little sex slave.

how did i bitch out?
i chose to because i didnt want you posting your dumb shit in my section

[mega_duece]

that shit right there is why this dumb pathetic fuck doesnt get any and thats why he created this worthless thread
if your gonna talk to any woman like that you deserve to die in the worst way imaginable
and i love how he talks all big and tough especially when he talks to girls
i bet he wouldnt say shit if he met any of us
id knock his ass the fuck out

[c73]

Cum guzzler much? c73 you can go to hell. Seriously what kind of whore of a life do you have where the only thing you have to do is suck penises and guzzle cum? You're a fucking slut.

=The Following Was A Zamato Production=

Ah okay, first, thank you to everyone who's on my side.

Second, Zamato, because I called you ignorant and a stupidass, you got degrading and crude? Shows how intelligent you are.

Third, I can't even make a proper response to this, it's just so moronic, dense, and witless. It's pathetic.

[Zamato Elite]

how did i bitch out?
i chose to because i didnt want you posting your dumb shit in my section

Dumb shit? Most members on this site agree with about 90% of my posts. As for people who don't agree with me, I usually engage in civil debates. A great example, is my debate with nearly every major member on the concept of love. I was only a douche to the people who were a douche to me. One of those douches was Techtiger and his dick sucking "girlfriend."

You did bitch out. Techtiger and I are beefing over shit (that he started) and he is now abusing his power out of desperate attempts to get me banned. Part of that power abuse is sending a plea to every other mod to get me banned form their respective sections. I know all about the comments he sent you begging to get me banned. You bought into his bullshit. Congratulations, your Techtiger's little bitch.

It gets even better. I purposely try to avoid Techtiger, but he keeps coming to me. He keeps calling me a "retard" and a "dumbass" in all of my posts, regardless of their factual validity. Sorry buddy, I'm not going to bend over and let some red neck faggot fuck me in the ass.

[deathlord888]

lol your saying you engage in civil debates?
have you read any of your previous posts
and i say his message
i wasnt going to do anything about it untill i saw how much of a douche bag you are
and i didnt not want you to post anything in my forums
so that is why you are banned

[c73]

Dumb shit? Most members on this site agree with about 90% of my posts. As for people who don't agree with me, I usually engage in civil debates. A great example, is my debate with nearly every major member on the concept of love. I was only a douche to the people who were a douche to me. One of those douches was Techtiger and his dick sucking "girlfriend."

You did bitch out. Techtiger and I are beefing over shit (that he started) and he is now abusing his power out of desperate attempts to get me banned. Part of that power abuse is sending a plea to every other mod to get me banned form their respective sections. I know all about the comments he sent you begging to get me banned. You bought into his bullshit. Congratulations, your Techtiger's little bitch.

It gets even better. I purposely try to avoid Techtiger, but he keeps coming to me. He keeps calling me a "retard" and a "dumbass" in all of my posts, regardless of their factual validity. Sorry buddy, I'm not going to bend over and let some red neck faggot fuck me in the ass.

"One of those douches was Techtiger and his dick sucking "girlfriend."" Try learning grammar and forming proper sentences.

And once again, you have to revert to pathetic childish crude insults because you have nothing against me, you don't know me but you sling insults because I disagree with you.

Nobody is Tiger's "little bitch". They've banned you because you post moronic insults and nothing of value.

Go to a new site.

[Zamato Elite]

"One of those douches was Techtiger and his dick sucking "girlfriend."" Try learning grammar and forming proper sentences.

HAHA, now sentence structure matters? Anyhow, there was nothing wrong with my sentence, especially considering it's context on this site full of inbred fucktards.

And once again, you have to revert to pathetic childish crude insults because you have nothing against me, you don't know me but you sling insults because I disagree with you.

What childish insults? You really are a skank and a dick sucking slut.

Nobody is Tiger's "little bitch". They've banned you because you post moronic insults and nothing of value.

WTF?!?! Nothing of value?! My thread your posting on now has the most views, even before we broke into this back and froth battle. Nearly all my posts are the most popular in their respective sections. Sorry, your claim holds no weight. You're just a butthurt cunt joining Tecktiger's faggot bandwagon.

Go to a new site.

Fuck you.

[Zamato Elite]

lol your saying you engage in civil debates?
have you read any of your previous posts

Yes i have. Have you?


and i say his message
i wasnt going to do anything about it untill i saw how much of a douche bag you are

Sure, I believe that. /sarcasm fucking bitch,,,

and i didnt not want you to post anything in my forums
so that is why you are banned

LOL, what was your section? School? I could give a fuck about that section. You only have 4 posts in there.

[deathlord888]

no my section is hacking

[techtiger]

no, dude your the one that starts everything. You start running your mouth off to every one here. you show no respect for any one. So far you have not contributed anything of value to this site. The only thing you do is creat bullshit, and that is the reason i have now gone out to make sure i can get you banned from every possible forum on here. 90% of the people on your side my ass! there is no one on your side. I have no idea where you get your thoughts from but you must not be reading from the same site that i am, because it appears that every one here hates you. Why are you here? All you do is bitch, i suggest you find a new site or make your own.

With warmest regards

~Techtiger :)

[Drakerd]

wow you are seriously a fucking retard.

[c73]

HAHA, now sentence structure matters? Anyhow, there was nothing wrong with my sentence, especially considering it's context on this site full of inbred fucktards.



What childish insults? You really are a skank and a dick sucking slut.



WTF?!?! Nothing of value?! My thread your posting on now has the most views, even before we broke into this back and froth battle. Nearly all my posts are the most popular in their respective sections. Sorry, your claim holds no weight. You're just a butthurt cunt joining Tecktiger's faggot bandwagon.



Fuck you.

"One of those douches was Techtiger and his dick sucking "girlfriend."" That actually is bad grammar. ONE OF THOSE DOUCHES is singular and you have it referring to bother techtiger and myself. Dumbass. Like I said, learn your fuckin' grammar.
And as for the inbred fucktards on this site... you are on this site and probably the biggest fucktard I have ever had the misfortune of meeting.

Now the childish insults... yes you are a big fuckin' pussy. You have nothing against me, so you get degrading and rude.

You spelled forth wrong assface.

[ramalamafafafa]

Zamato, your threads are poular because people go on to swear at you.

[superflysuperwhite]

Zamato, your threads are poular because people go on to swear at you.

yeah i agree thehave no other real value other then watching you make an ass out of yourself and then degrading you.

[Zamato Elite]

"One of those douches was Techtiger and his dick sucking "girlfriend."" That actually is bad grammar. ONE OF THOSE DOUCHES is singular and you have it referring to bother techtiger and myself. Dumbass. Like I said, learn your fuckin' grammar.

It's cute how you bring up grammar when you can't win on the content front. No one on this site uses proper grammar. So, you fail.

And as for the inbred fucktards on this site... you are on this site and probably the biggest fucktard I have ever had the misfortune of meeting.

Awww too bad. Let's cry for the dick sucker.

Now the childish insults... yes you are a big fuckin' pussy. You have nothing against me, so you get degrading and rude.

Childish insults? ROFL, have you read your own shit? Apparently not. You should stop, you're making yourself look very stupid.

You spelled forth wrong assface.

Cool, I could care less.

[Zamato Elite]

yeah i agree thehave no other real value other then watching you make an ass out of yourself and then degrading you.

Actually, if you look at the first few pages of this post, people are actually debating the issues. After a while, little children like Techtiger get a hold of my post and spam the fuck out of it.

I ask again: Who the fuck put that retard in mod position?

[c73]

Seriously Zamato, just give the fuck up. You said most members agree with what you post, where are those members? I haven't seen anyone come out and defend you.

[Warpurlgis]

this thread is a cesspool of flaming bullshit

[drugfeind]

holy fuck....so back to the point...id say sex is more enjoyable than masterbation

[Zamato Elite]

holy fuck....so back to the point...id say sex is more enjoyable than masterbation

It really depends on the partner. If the partner is good, then it can be better then masturbation. But you have to put it in perspective with how much work and money you are putting into this sexual experience. Is it worth it?

That's why I never understood these people who blow tons of money, time and stress on sex that isn't really that great.

-Zamato elite-

[oros]

To be honest, i thought that this was a pretty wierd thread when i read what is said.
Then when i read what you wrote in the text, i realized that you're right. It is pretty stupid XD
If you want pleasure you can get it other ways, and reproduct yourself like 40 years or how ever long you are able to reproduct.

[I<3Chemistry]

1.if you say you never masturbated before you ara either a 10 year old or a lyer
2.sex is the meaning of life, really physicly and biologicly

[michigandalf]

sex just doesn't interest me. I hope it will one day though so that my future relationships will be more fair than previous relationships I've had.

1.if you say you never masturbated before you ara either a 10 year old or a lyer
2.sex is the meaning of life, really physicly and biologicly

I've never masturbated. I thought about it once but then realized I'd just feel foolish if I tried... so I didn't. It's cool that other people can do that though.

[I<3Chemistry]

sex just doesn't interest me. I hope it will one day though so that my future relationships will be more fair than previous relationships I've had.



I've never masturbated. I thought about it once but then realized I'd just feel foolish if I tried... so I didn't. It's cool that other people can do that though.

OMG you sir just made me laugh for 3 mins non stop, anybody that considers beleiving this lie is a mentally disabled person

[Dracus124]

OMG you sir just made me laugh for 3 mins non stop, anybody that considers beleiving this lie is a mentally disabled person

x2. he never once played with his dick.:p

[I<3Chemistry]

michigandalf, I wish I could laugh in your face

[michigandalf]

OMG you sir just made me laugh for 3 mins non stop, anybody that considers beleiving this lie is a mentally disabled person

1. I'm not a boy
2. I'm not lying

[I<3Chemistry]

girls masturbate too

[Buddha]

Why do you keep necrothreading chem?

[michigandalf]

girls masturbate too

You're very right, they do. I still don't. I only pointed out that I am a girl because you called me "sir".

[I<3Chemistry]

yes I'm sorry but I couldn't know

[michigandalf]

yes I'm sorry but I couldn't know

I know and I'm not offended by it, I'm sorry if I appear offended. I was just correcting the mistake.

[I<3Chemistry]

but you never did it not even when you were like 14 ?

[michigandalf]

but you never did it not even when you were like 14 ?

I think that was the age I contemplated doing it (I'm 17 now, by the way) but when it came to doing it I just couldn't. Maybe it's some sort of mental block but maybe when I am 18 I will become more sexual? I'm not really in a hurry.

[I<3Chemistry]

well maybe its a guy-thing they we think about sex every hour

[michigandalf]

That could be it

[I<3Chemistry]

but on the other hand there are also 13 year old hookers

[Shanx]

Gah!!! Necros

[michigandalf]

but on the other hand there are also 13 year old hookers

That's them exploiting their sexuality for money more than them being sexual though. Mostly that's just really sad.

[I<3Chemistry]

at first I was suprised how many females are on this site and then I was wondering how many of them are real
???

[drugfeind]

It really depends on the partner. If the partner is good, then it can be better then masturbation. But you have to put it in perspective with how much work and money you are putting into this sexual experience. Is it worth it?

That's why I never understood these people who blow tons of money, time and stress on sex that isn't really that great.

-Zamato elite-

your right there are some unfortunate people who have a case of bad luck, and end up with those girls who seek money, and bitch a lot

I still think in my sistuation i dont pay for anything except condoms, it is worth all ther bitching for the sex and quite obviously you have never been in love and known how good it feels to fuck the person your in love with.

[emberXlynn]

at first I was suprised how many females are on this site and then I was wondering how many of them are real
???


Imma girl. & Im real.

[AlbertWesker]

2.sex is the meaning of life, really physicly and biologicly

Biologicaly eh?

[gheox]

wankeerrrr

[Palmer]

Imma girl. & Im real.

There is no such things as girls on the internets.
... Anyone on the internets that pretends to be a girl is actually a 40 year old guy.
It's just a genereal rule of thumb.

[skull]

Is it strange to get off on shooting guns, not at people particularity, but just in general? ex. target shooting

[Akhyll]

What the fuck is "love"?!?! Please, care to explain?

Love is what make sex better !! And remember, you had to be two (or more) for having sex and if you think it's lame, there's maybe something you're doing wrong...

[gheox]

love is total unnecesary

[Tentacle Arm]

you don't have to love someone to have sex with them. that's only if their ugly :D

[Akhyll]

Love is the little extra wich make sex better than drugs, like the chocolate on the pillow when you came on a five star hotel.

By the way, it's pretty sad to preffer masturbating than sex, but you know, tastes and colours.... I would thanks you Zamato, you lets more girls for us !!

[gheox]

you don't have to love someone to have sex with them. that's only if their ugly :D

hahahaah truu

[Tentacle Arm]

the difference is...

when you love a person its "making love"

when you don't, its fucking

thats that

[mario_0606]

i like to masterbate

[Tentacle Arm]

did you join JUST so you can say you like to masturbate?

[N3VVRmiNd]

Actually, Ithink you're kinda slow. Guys have been hyping it up since they found out the pole goes in the hole. The main reason girls turn guys down is because they know it's not all that great so... i'm sorry you didn't figure that out sooner.

[Tentacle Arm]

im pretty sure they turn them down because they

a. dont think their attractive

b. STD's and the fear of them

c. dont wanna get blown out from saying yes to every guy

[drugfeind]

girls are bitches... well most of them .. id say 99% are bitches

[Shanx]

girls are bitches... well most of them .. id say 99% are bitches

Hell yeah.

[BearTriplett]

its sounds to me that you only have this viewpoint because of the low quality performance of previous sexual partners...masturbation is healthy and fun, but I hope im not the only person that has occassionaly gotten such a great piece of ass that i was fucking amazed and it made my day

[rimmellondon27]

Sexual intercourse is for n00bs. I have outsmarted sexual intercourse, as this post will clearly display...

The only point of sexual intercourse it to A) Reproduce, or B) Receive physical pleasure. Not many of us have sex for the intention of reproduction, so it's a safe bet to claim most of us have sex for the physical gratification.

This established, I fail to see any reason for interaction with the opposite sex in hopes of sexual activity. I find masturbation to be far more efficient, both time wise and quality wise.

Having sex with a girl or guy is the biggest scam on earth. It sounds great in your mind, but in action, it is always is sub-par. After every sexual experience I have ever had, I have always been disappointed. Why? BECAUSE I'M HONEST.

We hype sex up to be this major even in our lives, but it really isn't. It's a small thing that losers prop up to boost their overall moral and self worth. So money or love? I'll take it in check please, a ferrari is far more enjoyable then sticking my dick in a girl and receiving sub par orgasm.

So, we can all agree I'm a genius who has outsmarted sexual reproduction. You may leave your praise below commemorating me for my immense intellectual prowess. Thank you, and I look forward to reading your comments about how amazing I am.

your stupid sex is great!

[drugfeind]

your not the only one haha.

[rimmellondon27]

thank u...

[drugfeind]

i had sex with girls that was damned good. but most of the time the actusal sex is me doing like all the work. and making it pleasurable for her rather than me, im not gunna hog all thepleasure :P thatd be stupid in the long run with that lady

[Hebrow]

Haha, the best way to make sex great is to have her worshiping you after.

I like GIVING oral more than receiving it, and apparently that makes me god. ^,^

Tip: Always keep your woman happier than you are.

[Delano Gutierre]

if every sexual experience u have ever had ends in disappointment, then the only common denominator is...you

[skullcandy]

Obviously you missed it when zamato let loose his secret that he's asexual, and that we should ignore this thread.

[fatnewb]

you need to get a girl to do all the work!!!

[hdeuce]

Obviously you missed it when zamato let loose his secret that he's asexual, and that we should ignore this thread.

Haha he's too ashamed to admit hes gay. That's fucking funny.

[Tarasen]

If you think about the point he is trying to make, it makes sense in a way.
I'm not gonna keep it a secret, no I haven't had sex before, doesn't seem surprising though because, I'm 14 years old.
Think about what he's trying to say, is wanking off better than doing what is required to have sex? You get an orgasm from both so I guess if the person makes sex good for you then yeah, it probably was worth buying shit for her, hearing her nag and bitch and whatever shit women do before you have sex with them.
Given, all I have to go on is movies and bus drivers waiting for their schedule to be on time.
Your favorite 14 year old Aussie boy(!)
War out!

[drugfeind]

If you think about the point he is trying to make, it makes sense in a way.
I'm not gonna keep it a secret, no I haven't had sex before, doesn't seem surprising though because, I'm 14 years old.
Think about what he's trying to say, is wanking off better than doing what is required to have sex? You get an orgasm from both so I guess if the person makes sex good for you then yeah, it probably was worth buying shit for her, hearing her nag and bitch and whatever shit women do before you have sex with them.
Given, all I have to go on is movies and bus drivers waiting for their schedule to be on time.
Your favorite 14 year old Aussie boy(!)
War out!

i guess it all depends what you want to get out of the relationship. Sex, emotional support, someone to have your back in rough times.. etc

[Hebrow]

It's never been a challenge to get sex out of a girl.

Women are JUST as horny as guys, society just looks down on them for expressing it as outwardly as guys do.

Seriously, there are times in a week where chicks will just get the same urges that we do just from walking around or seeing something that reminds them of intercourse or a hot guy.

For the party lifestyle, the only difference between a classy girl and a slutty one is a few body shots.

[ravenscar]

i agree with hebrow, but the thread maker must be christian thinking sex is bad

[skullcandy]

Your an Idiot. Didn't i just say like 5 posts ago that Zamato Elite IS ASEXUAL. He's not gay, and he's not Bi. He's straight, only he doesn't get much out of sex that he doesn't get from wanking off. God damn you people are slow.

[Tarasen]

the thread maker must be christian thinking sex is bad

Don't Christians look down on masturbation?

[drugfeind]

im glad im not asexual. I'm like a fuckin sexfiend

[skullcandy]

What christians preach and what they do are two totally different issues.

[drugfeind]

what everyone says and what they do are totally different issues its called being a hipocrite and we are all hipocrites in one way or another

[iemania]

all i can say is lol.

[Fanboy]

Maybe your opinion that is sub par is because your packing sub class meat and well lets say 2 inch's of penis is pretty average orgasm.

[ravenscar]

Don't Christians look down on masturbation?
yes but, "what one person says and what one person does is two different things".

[a2thae]

Not sure if I've addressed this or not, but the only time sex is stupid, is when two mentally handicapped people get it on. Fuck everyone else who think otherwise.

[drugfeind]

i totally agree hahaha

[KusKus]

christians dont think sex is bad
only premarital sex is

once your married
they want you to have sex ALOT

who ever says they think its bad is retarted

one side says they say its bad
another
they want us to have lots of kids

[EcksJay]

Sexual intercourse is for n00bs. I have outsmarted sexual intercourse, as this post will clearly display...

The only point of sexual intercourse it to A) Reproduce, or B) Receive physical pleasure. Not many of us have sex for the intention of reproduction, so it's a safe bet to claim most of us have sex for the physical gratification.

This established, I fail to see any reason for interaction with the opposite sex in hopes of sexual activity. I find masturbation to be far more efficient, both time wise and quality wise.

Having sex with a girl or guy is the biggest scam on earth. It sounds great in your mind, but in action, it is always is sub-par. After every sexual experience I have ever had, I have always been disappointed. Why? BECAUSE I'M HONEST.

We hype sex up to be this major even in our lives, but it really isn't. It's a small thing that losers prop up to boost their overall moral and self worth. So money or love? I'll take it in check please, a ferrari is far more enjoyable then sticking my dick in a girl and receiving sub par orgasm.

So, we can all agree I'm a genius who has outsmarted sexual reproduction. You may leave your praise below commemorating me for my immense intellectual prowess. Thank you, and I look forward to reading your comments about how amazing I am.


Wow man!! Bad Sex Experience?
I mean, sex it like pizza... even bad pizza is still good. =)

[drugfeind]

Zamato Elite is actually correct. if you think of the words he has said with an open mind (which you should always do) , then you will understand what hes saying, and well, it's right!

[Tarasen]

Y'know, it depends on what situation you're having sex in.
Situation A.
You're with your girlfriend and/or wife and you decide to take you relationship to the next level...or something along those lines.
You're having sex for love.
Situation B.
You just spend $100 on alcohol for a girl in a bar, you decide to have sex with her.
You're having sex for the pleasure.
You basically just wasted a $100 if you just wanted pleasure, that's what masturbation is for.

[Xon]

Zamato Elite is actually correct. if you think of the words he has said with an open mind (which you should always do) , then you will understand what hes saying, and well, it's right!

drugfeind, I will have to respectfully disagree with you. I read through his post, keeping an open mind. And I have one thing to add, well, actually two.

First, random sex, yes, completely worthless. But, if you have say, sex with one women who wants to please you, then she will learn what you like, and you will enjoy yourself more than masturbation.

Two, because humans are lazy, if you have someone else to do the work, it is more pleasurable for you.

You also have to realize that some people gain pleasure out of fucking new people that they could not get with masturbating. For some it is the hunt and chase. Zamo is short sited in his views. He has the basic concept, but doesn't grasp that a lot more things come into play than just basic sexual pleasure.

I look forward to your reply.

[Tentacle Arm]

i like how they say masturbation is bad because it wastes your seed but you know what happens to seamen about every 24 hours? it dies and your body makes new sperm so at least when you masturbate they get to ride a fun ride weee!!!! =D

[chloral hydrate]

Zamato Elite is actually correct. if you think of the words he has said with an open mind (which you should always do) , then you will understand what hes saying, and well, it's right!

Isn't it nice how people who do drugs are so moral? I'm not even being sarcastic or anything, some of the most moral people in the world they are.

I don't like masturbating. I've done it many times, as such it's really b.oring. And I don't like the feeling after I cum. I just wipe my dick off and I don't want to think about it. Sex is better 100 times over. Especially with a girl you actually find attractive, with an unattractive girl it's like ok get in position but I'm not that interested to even take my clothes off, I'm just trying to relieve myself.