help me please

[borderpetrol]

ok so theres this kid who on monday at school, in gym, shoved me into a gym locker and locked me inside for about a minute, I need to do something to his locker, and his shit inside, something that will s***l like shit, and that would be impossible/hard to trace back to me. theres like 1 or two more kids who would be suspects, but i have assured everyone who would expect me to do something. I want to destroy his shit like put something that will s***l like ass or something

[sqizzie]

put a live animal in his locker (preferably a squirrel or a chicken ) and sit back and watch the show

[Kasnia]

Stink bomb?

[numerator-91]

ok so theres this kid who on monday at school, in gym, shoved me into a gym locker and locked me inside for about a minute, I need to do something to his locker, and his shit inside, something that will s***l like shit, and that would be impossible/hard to trace back to me. theres like 1 or two more kids who would be suspects, but i have assured everyone who would expect me to do something. I want to destroy his shit like put something that will s***l like ass or something

what is? stereotypical american bully?
if i had pulled any shit like that back at school i would have been expelled

[Warpurlgis]

i say grow a pair

[BlindPedestrian]

You know what you could put in his locker that would make you EXACTLY even?

Him.

[Raditude]

Man, when I was in school, one of my friends got shoved into a locker and locked in for 2 class periods. I wasn't there when it happened, but it was a funny story. It was also funny hearing how the guys in that gym class had to duck walk laps around the gym all period the next day.

[Buddha]

Punch him in the throat.

[Falcor]

Go to the outdoors store, and buy yourself a bottle of doe in heat piss. Spray that shit all over his stuff.

[Buddha]

Or just just punch him in the throat. You cant fuck around with people like this.

[borderpetrol]

unfortunatly there was a HUGE fight at my school today one kid is in the hospital lost 2 pints of blood. and the kid that beat his ass is gonna be in jail for 8 years.

[Buddha]

Well then this guy isn't gonna wanna get in a fight. Use that.

[Raditude]

unfortunatly there was a HUGE fight at my school today one kid is in the hospital lost 2 pints of blood. and the kid that beat his ass is gonna be in jail for 8 years.

Man, where you go to school at? The projects?

[borderpetrol]

nahh burbs of detroit. its not like a project school or anything its like just a bunch of regular kids. there are some niggers. but these kids were fighting over a girl and the kid who now is in the hospital just kept running his mouth.

[Raditude]

The party town of Detroit, that was my next guess.

[GunMetal]

Ok so you want some thing that s***ls like shit and ass ? Hmm what could that be... I got it ! You could take a shit in his locker !!

[ramalamafafafa]

Get a kitchen knife and stabe him dozens of times. Problem solved.

[Warpurlgis]

why?................

[CHEETZzz]

dude, the easiest and most convenient way is take a milk carton from lunch and hide it in a corner of his locker.

milk + weeks of neglect in a locker = revenge



'nuff said

[oros]

dude, don't lock animals in his locker. They haven't done anything bad to deserve to be in his phucking locker. Just hit him in the face next time, or make the person be hated by others. It's actually pretty simple. :D

[N0M4N]

2 pints of blood, that sounds so awesome. when you go to the bar, yeah, i'll have a pint of blood XD and i'm down with the whole throat thing dude.

[bababa1]

you want something that stinks.. go to a store and buy 1-2 fish and put them in his locker

dead fishes s***l like hell!!!!

[Warpurlgis]

Go to school at lunch put you scraps in a bottle then leave it in a locker for like a week then get his locker open and whip it in

[Banginurma69]

yea punch him in the throat. or hit his throat with a baseball bat. thats always lots of fun

[Warpurlgis]

Ugh vhdfiosghiosdf wtf. Have you read the rules?

That could potentially murder him.... and its not even a prank...

[Anarchi St]

Poop In His Locker....

[blame_the_system91]

- Take a crap in it
- Put a dead animal in it
- rotten eggs
- (if possible) lock his locker with another number-lock so he cant unlock it
- completely fill it with something (ping-pong balls for example, use the cartbord-wall trick)
- spray paint?
- something liquid in the bottom of his locker in somesort of container, so that it flows out onto his shoes when he opens it.
- paint bomb, when available

have fun

[Cuddles]

just...beat the fuck out of him....what the fuck happened to good old fashioned violence.....

[Kasnia]

just...beat the fuck out of him....what the fuck happened to good old fashioned violence.....

It died a long long time ago. =/

[Cuddles]

that's depressing, kas, i like violence... =(

[Kasnia]

that's depressing, kas, i like violence... =(

Then I'll use my dark magic powers to bring it back to life! ^_^

Better?

[Cuddles]

^_______^ YES! <3

now, i must go kill something.... =P

[Kasnia]

^_______^ YES! <3

now, i must go kill something.... =P

I'm glad I could help. ^__^

[Cake]

Eat a lot, then drink milk mixed with Orange juice as your going to the gym then PUKE in his locker.

[Warpurlgis]

just...beat the fuck out of him....what the fuck happened to good old fashioned violence.....

I think the kid was looking for some kind of amusement out of it or he just is a pussy.

[Moobz]

This may be a bit impractical/difficult. But it would be awesome to shim/pick his locker and rig a punching bag/party popper to go off when he opens it. Like the boxing glove hits him in the balls or something. haha

[semperfi556]

Go with the milk, dump a carton of milk into his locker, it will ruin his books and shit and his locker will s***l all year.

[SexyFish]

making his stuff s***l bad is not getting even bro.. thats the way girls get even. kick his ass or suckerpunch him

[Warpurlgis]

I think he was going for a long lasting pay back not some pansy ass punch

[Knyfeboy]

-spray vinegar into his locker
-super glue in the shackle of his lock
-throw sugar in his locker (ants)
-the deer piss is good
-that foam insulation stuff that expands would be great.

[TheFreekinCog16]

Where do you get that expanding foam stuff? Ive been trying to find it everywhere.

Alright, this is probably the easiest and most disgusting thing that you should try. Raid your f*****, find stuff like horseradish, mayo, ketchup, mustard, cream(expired is the best), anything that you can imagine s***ling nasty. Put it all in a sturdy container. Pop it in the microwave anywhere from 1-8 minutes. Spread it in his locker, or on his clothes. F.Y.I., dont try testing the s***l, you might get sick/ think it is to cruel to do.

[TheFreekinCog16]

If hes not alot bigger than you, earn your stripes and just kick his ass. Then nobody else will mess with you. And definitely punch him in the throat for me, Ill sleep more soundly

[Knyfeboy]

i can get the foam at home depot. its used for insulation. you can also look under wall repair.

[MetalMSTR]

smash him down with a chair

[Warpurlgis]

eat his gf out

[Deetinator]

im laughing so much right now.

if your feeling like a BA:
put a smoke bomb in his car if he has one, fuse next to the spark plug. when he starts it up, it lights, and smoke leaks out. Make it colored smoke too. it'll make him think his car is gonna blow up, or hes not retarded and finds the canister you had it in, will be paranoid and think someone out to get him, and wont start anything.

other than that just make everyone hate him, then if he tries to mess with you again, gangbang him. (in the figurative sense)

[semperfi556]

you do realize the spark that happens with a spark plug is INSIDE the engine.......

[Deetinator]

no, i didn't. but you can just stick the fuse in really far, right? :D

[twenglish1]

no the engine is really sealed(airtight to be exact) if you want a smoke bomb to go off when the car is started you will need a pretty strong knowledge of electronics, and wire an electrical ignitor to the battery and the ignition switch, and not to mention its probably alot more work than its worth

[semperfi556]

noooo. the spark plug is INSIDE the engine, the engine would like light on fire if you did that

[TheFreekinCog16]

Ok, if you wanted to set off a bomb with a spark plug, the car would have to be an old model, lower than a 93 at least. Because if you remove the coil, the computer will know and the engine wont start. And even if you did do that, the spark plug isnt going to iginite unless the coil is in. So you would have to some how remove the coil and fix the fuse so it wouldnt interfere with the coil. And remember, the spark plugs dont spark up, they spark down into the cams. If you manage to do that, please let me know how, that would be amazing.

[Warpurlgis]

So what movie were you watching?

[TheFreekinCog16]

So what movie were you watching?

Right, some people think everything they see on t.v. is reality

[Warpurlgis]

I mean it might work but I'm not sure how

[TheFreekinCog16]

No, you would need a miracle to make that work. Something that you could do is slide under the car and find the nearest heat shield, probably by the catalytic converter or the transmission. Find the pipe that the heat shield is covering and tape whatever you want to light to the pipe. As soon as the car is running for a while and gets hot, the fuse will light. (Yes is does work, i've lit cigarettes off of them)

[ashaggyone]

LOVE the smoke bomb in the car idea..how bout if you find a 12 volt wire tied to the ign and use a simple model rocket ignitor...click...ding...WHOOSH!

[GaMeRbOt]

you want something that stinks.. go to a store and buy 1-2 fish and put them in his locker

dead fishes s***l like hell!!!!

Fish are nothing compared to rotten squid. =D

[Deetinator]

Well, my original idea was to splice the ignition wires and then use that electricity to start it, using something like a model rocket ignitor to spark it, but i thought it would take too long to type it. But I guess all this clarification wasted more time, so...

Anywayz, it's roflicious

[TheFreekinCog16]

If you want to fuck with his car, just steal it. Then sell the spare parts for some more cash to spend.

[Warpurlgis]

Maybe but its alot of work

[GaMeRbOt]

Well, my original idea was to splice the ignition wires and then use that electricity to start it, using something like a model rocket ignitor to spark it, but i thought it would take too long to type it. But I guess all this clarification wasted more time, so...

If you are trying to fuck up his engine, just put some C4 over the electrodes of his spark plug(s), and if you don't have any then I am sure there is something with the same properties that is easily made. Wouldn't recommend it though.

[Foshiznay]

Put a dead skunk and cover his locker with duct tape, that would be cool :D

[m3030078]

ok i want to prank this person i know the problem is that their moms a lawer and their dads a judge i want to freak them out but i dont want to goto jail any help?

[yummycars321]

youre an idiot if you want to mess with that. youre totally asking for it.

[716mohawk925]

liquid ass look it up on google it should show up

[Buddha]

necrothread

[TheFreekinCog16]

716mohawk925, dont necropost, this thread hasnt been posted on in 7 months

[m3030078]

please this persons a total bitch constantly

[ravenscar]

horses and viagra+ her front steps= loud screaming or loss of a horse(if shes into bestiality ). get a camera so either way you can blackmail her

[m3030078]

WOOOOOOOOOOOW thats um original.

[ravenscar]

probobly not

[m3030078]

ok i need real ideas things i can do without worrying about getting caught or if i get caught i kant get in trouble

[Sionyx]

ok i need real ideas things i can do without worrying about getting caught or if i get caught i kant get in trouble

That's like asking "I want icecream, but I want it really hot!". If you can't get in trouble, then they have deemed it not worth their time. If it's not worth their time to try and get you into trouble, it's not worth doing because they won't care if you do it or not.

You could always sneak out at night (3-4 am works perfectly) and throw lots of salt all over their flowerbeds and their lawn/shrubs in the front yard. No one will see you, no security alarms will go off, and it will take a couple days before all their plants start to die and will die next year if they don't change their soil.

You will get in trouble if you are caught, but the chance of that happening is minimal since only fuck-tards and insomniacs are still awake at 3-4 am.

[ravenscar]

oiy im neither and im up then

[killa696]

do something that you can't be caught, coz if your caught, they will lay you on the judges table and widen your asshole.

[drugfeind]

throw some baloni on their fancy car, make something really really s***ly for example roadkill or feces and put it near their front door

[m3030078]

um shes a wow nerd i was going to do that once but all the lights were on and i bailed

[drugfeind]

perserverence.... go try it again. dont give up until this person feels like they are living in hell... then walk by them and smile and wave :P muahaha

[Warpurlgis]

ummmm so how are you gonna get this horse?

[m3030078]

im not doing that

[m00s3m4n]

put a live animal in his locker (preferably a squirrel or a chicken ) and sit back and watch the show
Lol ahh i love posts like these, nice work man :P made my day.

[skittleskitten]

take a straw and a water bottle, and wrap like a good 10-20 layers of tape around the neck of the bottle. fill the bottle with urine and well gg, assuming his locker has some sort of ventilation, its been a while...

[zodiac]

dude just spraypaint the dam drive way dude, leave an intrestin message how bout "im gonna get u" have fun

[Lord Midol]

no the engine is really sealed(airtight to be exact) if you want a smoke bomb to go off when the car is started you will need a pretty strong knowledge of electronics, and wire an electrical ignitor to the battery and the ignition switch, and not to mention its probably alot more work than its worth

Not really.

Fuse + Nichrome Wire + tap into the headlight (I did this to my brothers car).

Even if you wanted it to trigger when he turns the car on, still don't need strong knowlege of electronics.

[TheFreekinCog16]

Ok, forget the pranks, just grow a pair and kick the kids ass

[drugfeind]

zodiac. you are a fool. but your simplicity and plan could be the best choice haha. ya just spray-paint some hurtful, scarey, or just plain weird message on their driveway. write something like"8 days" to just scare them hahah or "i can see you when you diddle" that would make them feel estranged and weird or write "im behind you... watching as you read this"... just open your mind that is a great way to frighten people without causing any physical harm.

[sylvanarchy]

exactly. don't be a pussy, besides. escalating things is always fun. he shoved you in a locker --> give him something to remember. just not too bad. cuz then people wouldnt laugh at him.

[zodiac]

make one of those lawn signs saying a child molestor lives inthis house.

[skittleskitten]

dude, if daddy is a judge, just fucking spray paint his fucking car, that will make him go bananas. avoid writing anything though cuz they might try and give u a handwriting test. if they park the cars always in the garage then just throw a fucking rock through his window, wear a glove incase of finger prints.

[drugfeind]

this guy is pretty much trying to take on a very hard mission. one might even go as far as calling it mission impossible :P

just dont get caught lol
cuz then ur fucked... like me.

[CriminalAnarchist]

spray paint "Hi [ enter her name here ] i'm sorry i got you pregant" on their drive way :D

[ravenscar]

dude, if avoid writing anything though cuz they might try and give u a handwriting test.

spray paint aint a pen you know.
and around here horses a'plenty

[drugfeind]

take a shit in their mailbox

[666camaro420]

you could just put milk in his locker on a friday. milk sours fast and ruins everything

[666camaro420]

call at a time of the day when they arent home. make it so your caller id says planned parenthood and leave a message that says "hey this is ____ from planned parenthood im just calling to let you know that your appointment with the abortionist last week was succesfull and not to worry about anything"

[drugfeind]

how do you change your caller id to say "planned parenthood"??

[Warpurlgis]

take a shit in their mailbox

Elaborate....

[drugfeind]

step 1: locate desired mailbox
step 2: carry some exlax
step 3: pull down ur pants
step 4:open mailbox
step 5: let you peces drain from your anuslike never before
step 6 is optional: jack off untill u come into their doorhandle

[666camaro420]

how do you change your caller id to say "planned parenthood"??
depending on your service provider you have controll of what your caller id says on landline phones

[drugfeind]

oh interesting thank you for the info

[666camaro420]

if you are on your parents or spouses plan be carefull because they notify you