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ItsAPoorlyKeptSecret
October 30th, 2008, 03:59 AM
Because we all grew up with fairytales, and we have hear of a few myths and urban legends, or forklore from here and there. I though it be intresting to have a thread on those topics.

Fairytales: Because they seem to pretty much have the same of arcs: Stepmoms, woodland creatures, magic, princesses, "once upon a time..", etc.
But i dont kno they make for a good beadtime story for kids but a good dark spin on the a "classic" is always more entertaining right?

Myths: well because of myth busters most of my ideas of myths have disappeared, which kind of a disappointment right? am i the only one?

Urban Legends: The whole hook on the car door, babysitter getting calls all night..from in the house. way crazy stuff right. But i want to tell a story bout on perticular one.

So i am pretty young and am up at night watching i dont kno hbo or something and it was in the middle of a movie so i was like yea sure whatever lets watch this while i fall asleep. So wasnt til like years later I learn the name of it "Camp firetales" or something with camp in it. But pretty much just a group of kids telling "scary urban legend stories" around a camp fire. well i didnt kno that its was starting to show during one of the stories. So it was the one where the little girl before she goes to sleep, pets her dog and the dog licks her hand, and well a man pretty much guts the dog, and she thinks its the dog licking her hand one night but its the guy and she sees him through a mirror and its reads "people lick can too" and sees the dude licking her hand....OMG!!! haha still scaryed shitless to this day with that one. I was probably still in like 5th grade when i saw that and i still cant even let any part of my body hang even a cm off the bed. I even have to have the blanket at my feet tucked under them so that mofo wont creepy up on me or a toe hangs off unprotected.

Haha sorry so long. there

But yea how bout them disney versions of Faiytales with prince coming out of the blue to save the damsel?

c73
October 31st, 2008, 05:41 PM
A guy licking a hand?? lol what

AvengedX7
October 31st, 2008, 09:26 PM
Phoenix... your such a homo

Phoenix Fire
October 31st, 2008, 09:35 PM
Phoenix... your such a homo

Fuck you, newfag.
You don't even know what im talking about, do i need to bring up your intro?

AvengedX7
October 31st, 2008, 09:59 PM
Yeah i probably dont know what ur about but it didnt fuckin belong in this forum. And im not a new fag i was here for a while and left

Phoenix Fire
October 31st, 2008, 10:04 PM
Fairytales, Legends, Myths.....
It does belong i here... Stupid fucker.

ItsAPoorlyKeptSecret
November 1st, 2008, 02:25 AM
A guy licking a hand?? lol what

yea you never heard of that urban legend? I'll google it for you see if i can find the story...<<elevator music>>
Just found this one which is pretty close to what i saw on tv:

"HUMANS CAN LICK TOO

A young teenage girl lived at home with her mother, father and her much loved pet dog.

Being 16 years old her parents decided that she was now old enough to be left alone without a minder while they went out for the evening. Although there was some concern about leaving a young girl in a house all by herself, they knew she was sensible and would behave. And besides, she did have the pet Alsatian dog to look after her and keep her company.

The parents left for the night, leaving Emergency phone numbers and supplies for the night. The girl was thrilled to be spending her first night alone in her parents house and mainly watched TV until 11.00 rolled round.

Deciding she was tired she moved upstairs to her comfy bedroom to retire for the night. Her trusty Alsatian dog following her all the time.

After being asleep for a short time she awoke to a dripping noise coming from the bathroom. Not afraid, but curious as to what the noise was she lowered her hand down beside her bed to gain a little comfort from the Alsatian. She felt the warmth of his soft tongue as he licked her hand, showing her that he was O.K and that everything would be alright. Feeling assured she drifted off to sleep once more.

Waking once again to the sounds of the dripping tap, or whatever it was, in the bathroom she instinctively dropped her hand down to pet her dog. Once again her dog offered up the loyal companionship that only a much trusted and loved pet can, and licked her hand and she once again fell asleep.

For the last time she woke up again, that annoying noise was still going, she reached for her dog but found he wasn't there. Wondering where her parents were at this time of night (it was about 3.30am by this time) and looking for her dog she walked out into the bathroom.

A horrifying sight met her, the dog had been mutilated and was creating the dripping noise, as blood slowly fell and pooled on the floor below. Screaming she ran back through the house and attempted to call the police. The phone was dead, and she turned to suddenly see her parents also mutilated behind her. Her screams could be heard as she looked down at a note written in blood, it read:
"Humans Can Lick Too My Beautiful".

She then runs madly for the stairs only to see a black figure waiting with open arms to catch her.

Variations on this story:

The girl is baby sitting some children for the night, she walks outside to throw out the garbage. The parents have left the home pleading with the young babysitter to beware if the air sirens sound as this is warning that a criminal has escaped from the local asylum.

While throwing out the trash the siren sounds, the girl runs inside locking the doors and windows. She takes comfort from the dog licking her hand on the couch. Same ending.

Written on bathroom mirror beside dog is "Maniacs like hands".

She views long haired, insane type man under her bed when lightning flashes as she is petting him. After police arrive they find he was living in his own room in the attic.

Girl ends up being pulled under the bed by maniac and killed."

Wolf326
November 1st, 2008, 04:06 PM
Christ, that one creeped me out...

ItsAPoorlyKeptSecret
November 1st, 2008, 04:23 PM
hell yea fuckin guy licking on your hand the whole time, thinkin its the dog but the guy gutted the dog......fuck that! not enough drugs in the world to get over that one.

Wolf326
November 1st, 2008, 04:42 PM
Version that originated around here. Im pretty sure most have heard one of the many variations of this.

She lived deep in the forest in a tiny cottage and sold herbal remedies for a living. Folks living in the town nearby called her Bloody Mary, and said she was a witch. None dared cross the old crone for fear that their cows would go dry, their food-stores rot away before winter, their children take sick of fever, or any number of terrible things that an angry witch could do to her neighbors.

Then the little girls in the village began to disappear, one by one. No one could find out where they had gone. Grief-stricken families searched the woods, the local buildings, and all the houses and barns, but there was no sign of the missing girls. A few brave souls even went to Bloody Mary's home in the woods to see if the witch had taken the girls, but she denied any knowledge of the disappearances. Still, it was noted that her haggard appearance had changed. She looked younger, more attractive. The neighbors were suspicious, but they could find no proof that the witch had taken their young ones.

Then came the night when the daughter of the miller rose from her bed and walked outside, following an enchanted sound no one else could hear. The miller's wife had a toothache and was sitting up in the kitchen treating the tooth with an herbal remedy when her daughter left the house. She screamed for her husband and followed the girl out of the door. The miller came running in his nightshirt. Together, they tried to restrain the girl, but she kept breaking away from them and heading out of town.

The desperate cries of the miller and his wife woke the neighbors. They came to assist the frantic couple. Suddenly, a sharp-eyed farmer gave a shout and pointed towards a strange light at the edge of the woods. A few townsmen followed him out into the field and saw Bloody Mary standing beside a large oak tree, holding a magic wand that was pointed towards the miller's house. She was glowing with an unearthly light as she set her evil spell upon the miller's daughter.

The townsmen grabbed their guns and their pitchforks and ran toward the witch. When she heard the commotion, Bloody Mary broke off her spell and fled back into the woods. The far-sighted farmer had loaded his gun with silver bullets in case the witch ever came after his daughter. Now he took aim and shot at her. The bullet hit Bloody Mary in the hip and she fell to the ground. The angry townsmen leapt upon her and carried her back into the field, where they built a huge bonfire and burned her at the stake.

As she burned, Bloody Mary screamed a curse at the villagers. If anyone mentioned her name aloud before a mirror, she would send her spirit to revenge herself upon them for her terrible death. When she was dead, the villagers went to the house in the wood and found the unmarked graves of the little girls the evil witch had murdered. She had used their blood to make her young again.

From that day to this, anyone foolish enough to chant Bloody Mary's name three times before a darkened mirror will summon the vengeful spirit of the witch. It is said that she will tear their bodies to pieces and rip their souls from their mutilated bodies. The souls of these unfortunate ones will burn in torment as Bloody Mary once was burned, and they will be trapped forever in the mirror.

ItsAPoorlyKeptSecret
November 1st, 2008, 05:23 PM
this would suck too....

Two college girls named Miranda and Louise shared a dorm room together. One night Louise told Miranda she had a mild case of the flu and felt pretty lousy, and wanted to be left alone. Miranda was sympathetic and took her books to the library to study so Louise could have the room to herself.

Later that evening, Miranda met a very nice guy who wanted to take her to a bar. But she remembered she had left her ID back in the dorm and would need to get it to prove she was old enough to get into the bar. Remembering that Louise was sick and not wanting to disturb her, Miranda didn't turn on the lights when she went into the room. She just walked in, fumbled on the dresser for her card, and left.

Miranda had a good time at the bar with the boy. At midnight he drove her back to the dorm. Police cars were everywhere. Frightened college students huddled in shivering groups. Yellow crime-scene tape was blocking the door to the one of the dorm rooms. Miranda panicked, screamed that the room was hers, and pushed past detectives to get inside.

Louise's mutilated, dismembered body was sitting on her bed in a lake of blood. She had been stabbed repeatedly and hacked to pieces. Sickened by the sight, Miranda ran into the bathroom and vomited. After she emptied her stomach, she went to the sink to wash her face. Scrawled on the mirror in blood was a message from the killer written just for her: "AREN'T YOU GLAD YOU DIDN'T TURN ON THE LIGHTS?"

c73
November 2nd, 2008, 01:07 PM
Oh that's gross.

crazyassmetalhead
November 4th, 2008, 07:36 PM
i thought u were thinking more along the lines of legends/mythology and stuff....

idk i like the norse mythology, starting to read some of it.

i like the strory of loki, who eventually pissed the other gods off so bad that they tied him to a rock with his son's intestines with a snake above him dripping venom down on him......inside a dark cave..........until ragnarok

pretty brutal shit most of it

ItsAPoorlyKeptSecret
November 5th, 2008, 02:06 AM
i am talkin bout pretty much general been around in writing or word of mouth or pyrimids anything really

so whats norse mythology? got to go google that one later.

i remember i was really into Greek Mythology when i was really little like i checked out every book my elem school had on that subject, think back on it probably just picture books with a few details, maybe i'll go pic up a big kid book sometime haha see if that stuff still intrest me like it did