Kinky :D

[Phoenix Fire]

:DWhats your favorite way to spice things up a bit?:D

[Maggotsfriend]

When she cracks out the dirty dancing and is rubbing herself up and down me.

[c73]

I think that works on any guy lol

[Palm3R]

Eh, I'm not into the whole chocolate and syrup thing... Using that just makes everything sticky, and I hate that feeling. XD

I voted music, but I didn't mean porno music, I hate that shit. Just any music that fits the right mood and/or dancing.
Usually when I'm listening to music and/or dancing, I'm most likely drinking, so all 3 of those kinda go 'hand-in-hand.' XD
But yeah, usually that's what happens with me, I don't really need anything for 'help' or anything like that... Sometimes it's just more fun that way.

[c73]

Yeah music is a plus, unless squeaky beds and boxsprings turn you on... :p

[a2thae]

The best thing to get the juices going is to be real, to have humor in the air, and when she's laughin make a subtle move, go in for the kiss, barely touch lips pull back slow, act like nothing happened, go back to talking.

After around 10-15 minutes say somethin like "somethin is in your hair i got it", reach to go get "it", be like was nothin, but continue to pet teh hair and be like teh hair is so soft, then begin the s***lin, and teh gentle kissin of teh neck etc.

None of the options on the poll did it for me. I think using booze is sort of like cheating on a game or somethin lol. I'd rather us both be sober..

but for the fuck's sake of it music it is!

[freetibet]

talking dirty before, but not during.

other than that i'd rather just get er done haha. I'm more into the foreplay than mood setting. I've yet to have a squeeky bed though... if i did i'd likely want music.

[Zamato Elite]

Dirty Talk + Drugs= AMAZING!

[smash]

have a couple of beers. we make out and he starts to finger me and then I'm ready to go.

[Kasnia]

have a couple of beers. we make out and he starts to finger me and then I'm ready to go.

When I first read that, it took me a second to realize that you were a girl... Lol.

[Cadaver Dog]

BDS&M lite
Kthxbai

[Ninjaofdeth]

i'm not really into the weird shit

the right setting helps tho...like a candle lit room or something

and music, of course

[highfrye420]

I choose music because its always playing when im fucking.
The food and choking stuff ive never gotten to try but i deffinatly want to.
The booze and drygs just makes it all to easy to get the girl in bed and i like it toi be kinda hard that i have to work for.
The dirty talk, i would rather be doing the dirty stuff than the talk.
Whip it out and get it done makes it sound like your just horny and want a quickie from some ugly fat bitch!

[Disturbed]

Dirty talking and dirty dancing = dirty sex

[highfrye420]

Dirty talking and dirty dancing = dirty sex

Yea thats true!

[Mercury]

I would have to go with a beating. Slapping, choking, hitting, they all get it going. Girls like to be roughed up a bit sometimes. Except for the goody goods. Just don't fuck her up too bad, don't wanna get into legal trouble, eh?

[a2thae]

I would have to go with a beating. Slapping, choking, hitting, they all get it going. Girls like to be roughed up a bit sometimes. Except for the goody goods. Just don't fuck her up too bad, don't wanna get into legal trouble, eh?

Go die.

[Mercury]

Well, I don't wanna get into legal trouble, do you?
The only reason why I posted that is because the girl I'm seeing likes it pretty god damn rough.

[a2thae]

Well, I don't wanna get into legal trouble, do you?
The only reason why I posted that is because the girl I'm seeing likes it pretty god damn rough.

Oh one of those girls...Whatever you do, do not let her talk you into choking her with a tie. That can end very badly, like her passing out and nearly dying badly. (happened to a friend)

[Kasnia]

Oh one of those girls...Whatever you do, do not let her talk you into choking her with a tie. That can end very badly, like her passing out and nearly dying badly. (happened to a friend)

Yeah... The whole choking thing is pretty crazy stuff. I also recommend to not do it.

[skullcandy]

None of this Shit with toys and all metal brush's and all that, i'm not into the whole fetish thing. Gas masks definetly do NOT turn me on.

I can understand the whole roughing up, buuuuuuuut its kind of weird, and how do you find out if shes into that?

What really does it for me and my girl is woodsmoke. That stuff makes us horny as FUCK! If i had my own line of hygiene products they would all be WOODSMOKE SCENTED! HELL YEA!

[Mercury]

Oh one of those girls...Whatever you do, do not let her talk you into choking her with a tie. That can end very badly, like her passing out and nearly dying badly. (happened to a friend)

Well, now I'm seeing two girls who are into this. It is pretty fucked up and I am uncomfortable choking them with anything other than my hand, because at least then i can remove it pretty quickly if I have too. But last night the other one had me do it with her scarf. haha, shes very.... strange. Don't worry, I won't kill her.

[a2thae]

Well, now I'm seeing two girls who are into this. It is pretty fucked up and I am uncomfortable choking them with anything other than my hand, because at least then i can remove it pretty quickly if I have too. But last night the other one had me do it with her scarf. haha, shes very.... strange. Don't worry, I won't kill her.

Well if you do (which I don't recommend) make it slippable, and have a sign when she gets too dizzy or something.

[tmz]

all my sex typically takes place in the back of a car D=
fuck my life.

[Xon]

If your girl is into it. Porn. Just make sure she likes it. Ha ha. Lesbian porn is really effective for me at least. Although after a while of it, she likes to see some dick action. Either way, both work.

[gheox]

porn movies worK !!!!

[medicateme]

I like the aggressive type. :)

[Xon]

^Thats always fun......

[Cashis Clay]

I love slaping bitches around. I'm not going 2 lie.

[Xon]

You like anything abusive because you were abused as a child.

[Cashis Clay]

Yea. So now it's 10 xs more fun. Especially when i'm chokeing her.

[Xon]

Shut up you loser.

[Cashis Clay]

Find a dick and sit on it queer.

[Xon]

You would like that.

[Cashis Clay]

Yea I would like 4 you 2 find a dick and sit on it. That would be my dream come true.

[Xon]

gfys... please.

[Cashis Clay]

You would like that wouldn't you.

[a2thae]

Cashis, Xon, please refer to rule 3 of this forum.

3. Don't start petty fights in the forum.

[Xon]

Yes Mr. a2thae! Right away!

[Wolkkkk]

Chocking bitches is the number one feeling. Chocking bitches my boner hits the ceiling.
Yeah BDSM rulez

[VIOLENTLY humble]

yu know i voted drugs / alchohol, but it's pretty much when i get a handful of her big , round, soft , tite ass. I get nutz

[Supertastypancakes]

Biting, razor blades, and scratching......its the fucking best

[Palmer]

Eh, I'm not into the whole chocolate and syrup thing... Using that just makes everything sticky, and I hate that feeling. XD

I voted music, but I didn't mean porno music, I hate that shit. Just any music that fits the right mood and/or dancing.
Usually when I'm listening to music and/or dancing, I'm most likely drinking, so all 3 of those kinda go 'hand-in-hand.' XD
But yeah, usually that's what happens with me, I don't really need anything for 'help' or anything like that... Sometimes it's just more fun that way.

What I said before, on my previous account, I stick to.

Music is going, I dance, afterwards, drink. That's how it goes, man...

[BlAcCbArBi3101]

Well i picked drugs/ boose and music
cause when yhu drunk and high you have a lot of energy
so you have to fuck
cause if you dont the next morning your gonna wake up sluggish and tired cuz you didnt use all your energy from the day before
but im wit that kinky shyt wit da chocolate, whip cream, honey and shyt
licking if off cause dat gets me goin
but drugs/ booze and music is da shyt to fuck wit

[imahappyperson]

if i get scars from it, then yes

[skull]

Booze, and lots of it.

[TotalAnarchyUK]

Baked sex is the best sex in the world.
Especially when shes on top.

[Buddha]

My first girl liked it when I choked her. I liked it too.

[PhailPhish]

personally my girlfriend and I stare at pictures of Aborted fetus' until she feels like shes getting turned on, then watch beheading videos while she sucks me off

[Shanx]

Lets see, musics always good.
I like to slap around her tits every now and then.
Booze, Drugs just make it better.
'n somtimes i just whip it out and get it done with..depends on my mood that day.

[BlAcCbArBi3101]

Music, durgs/booze gets me goin,
I like to dirty dance be his stripper,
Yup pour chocolate, whip cream and all on him/her and lick it off,
Not into chokin, slappin and shyt... turn off,
and i leave tha talkin, moanin, screamin and shyt for when we fuccin
Bonifide freak and lovin it :)

[V for vermicelli]

first option 4, then when she is passed out option 3

when i get bored of that option 7

then i go home and 1+6 by myself

[ravenscar]

quit voting on this!!!!!!!

[EmbrExcell]

I enjoy spicing up my love life by choking my girl to death. Nothing says I love you quite like letting your significant other watch the life leave your eyes, does it guys?

[Xon]

I enjoy spicing up my love life by choking my girl to death. Nothing says I love you quite like letting your significant other watch the life leave your eyes, does it guys?

You know embr. You went from being someone to being nothing more than just a worthless piece of shit. I think I know why too...

It probably started like this... One day you were coming home from middle school (yes, we all know you are only 13) and walked in on your dad fucking another dude. Scared, you ran upstairs to see that your mother had already been beaten and ass-raped since she had forgot to pick up your fathers clothes at the dry cleaner... As you sat there and cried, you could here you dad getting it off on another guy. He screams at you to come downstairs and watch him... You do as you are told because you don't want to beat again like you normally do when you come home late from school. You come down stairs and he tells you to sit in a seat and watch... you watch, wanting to close your eyes but can't because inside you know you want to be like your dad. Your dad is getting close, so he decides to pull out and come all over your face. You cry more and more but he tells you to take it like a man or you are next. You stop your sobbing enough to see him walk back upstairs and rape your mom again. You hear her screams and start crying again. Your fathers butt buddy comes over and slaps you as you start to cry, telling you to be a man like your father. He then makes you suck him off while you listen to your mom take a beating.

Because of this monumental occasion in your recent past, you have lost all friends and turned into a whiny little bitch that feels like you have to come on here and try and be funny and say funny things...

Grow up and fucking go away.

[EmbrExcell]

If anything, from that little write up I would say you have daddy issues.

[Xon]

No... it is more or less the worst I could think up of....

Not that I wouldn't like to strangle my dad sometimes....


merf.

[EmbrExcell]

That's the worst you could do? :\
S'okay kid, one day.

One question though, what exactly did you mean by stating that I went from someone to being nothing more than just a worthless piece of shit? You think you know why too.

I'm a little confused what that whole "Someone" part was supposed to signify.

[Xon]

clearly .

[hdeuce]

HEs saying embr, that in his closed off little world, he is the judge of someones validity. Clearly in our world he is not. So basically what he says is inconsequential. He is just happy that he is able to moderate the weapons forum on ACB, because that, so far, has been his crowning achievement.

[EmbrExcell]

Apparently. What crawled up your ass and left facetiousness?

[Xon]

because that, so far, has been his crowning achievement.

Oh little man, you do not know the extent of my achievements.. On here, they are but shadows and dust.

[xXN0sferatuXx]

Xon its always enjoyable to read when you go off on someone and actually put your mind to it lol.

[Xon]

Thanks I guess...