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OhShitNigga
October 20th, 2008, 08:43 PM
So this girl isn't the hottest chick ever been or wanted to be with. But for some reason I can't get her out of my head. She way to nice and thats why I have this problem. She has this ex-boyfriend which I hate with ever inch of my body. She tells me he asked her out again and that shes going to say no. So today I find out she didn't say no and there going out. So now she says its complicated when i ask about it. So now i want to smack a bitch.
c73
October 20th, 2008, 08:53 PM
She's a bitch.
techtiger
October 20th, 2008, 09:05 PM
you should add shoot a bitch to the poll
meat
October 20th, 2008, 09:21 PM
smack! that! bitch!
Exploding_viper
October 20th, 2008, 09:33 PM
smack the boy not the girl
techtiger
October 20th, 2008, 09:34 PM
good point viper
CHEETZzz
October 20th, 2008, 09:56 PM
smack both.

bitch slap the guy
pimp slap the girl

then five across the ass and tits is a nice addition
c73
October 20th, 2008, 10:10 PM
I agree with CHEETZzz.

Both.
CHEETZzz
October 20th, 2008, 10:16 PM
thank you c73.

and i'd like to add that the five across the ass and tits is for the girl, not the guy.
just in case, lol.
techtiger
October 20th, 2008, 10:19 PM
hahaha god we are absolutly no help are we
c73
October 20th, 2008, 10:36 PM
Not at all :)
techtiger
October 20th, 2008, 10:38 PM
just get a gun load it and shoot um both... thats what i would do if my girly did that !!!!
CHEETZzz
October 20th, 2008, 10:39 PM
lol probably not.

but i think it sounds like this chick isn't worth it....
except the fact that he thinks about her so much.

i say talk it over with her, see if she's worth it to you, and if you think so, go for her, and if not, fuck it.

too many commas i think lol
c73
October 20th, 2008, 10:41 PM
just get a gun load it and shoot um both... thats what i would do if my girly did that !!!!

How rude. That's not very nice at all :/
numerator-91
October 20th, 2008, 10:52 PM
it's five together across the eye damnitt!!
c73
October 20th, 2008, 10:54 PM
Haha.
The group has now spoken. Everyone says smack the bitch and the dick.
numerator-91
October 20th, 2008, 11:47 PM
smack the bitch with your dick
c73
October 20th, 2008, 11:52 PM
COCKSLAP! ahaha
OhShitNigga
October 21st, 2008, 04:20 PM
I will indeed commence smacking a bitch
CHEETZzz
October 21st, 2008, 04:24 PM
tell us how it goes
and take pictures if possible
techtiger
October 21st, 2008, 05:59 PM
haha were going to get this kid thrown in jail
Black Napalm
October 21st, 2008, 06:06 PM
If so, the only pic we will get is a mugshot lol.
OhShitNigga
October 21st, 2008, 08:48 PM
haha were going to get this kid thrown in jail

Lmao is smacking a bitch a crime?
freetibet
October 21st, 2008, 09:21 PM
i'm pretty sure smacking in general is a crime... but who cares cares smack the bitch!!
alp
October 21st, 2008, 10:24 PM
I wouldn't do it in case she decides to press charges.
c73
October 21st, 2008, 10:37 PM
I wouldn't do it in case she decides to press charges.

Pfft. Loser.
I think we should smack you.
Phoenix Fire
October 22nd, 2008, 01:50 AM
Slap her with a fish.
fly2pluto
October 23rd, 2008, 07:23 PM
hahaha.

id def. smack a bitch.
c73
October 23rd, 2008, 11:41 PM
Slap her with a fish.

That would s***l so nasty.
Do it :)
drugfeind
November 5th, 2008, 08:39 AM
dude i think you should wait for a little while and if they break up then go fro her or if you stop liking her then fuck it man
ramalamafafafa
November 5th, 2008, 08:56 AM
I havent read the thread, but im just gonna say "do her in the butt".
slaughterhouse
January 1st, 2009, 10:22 PM
Well, if you really like her tell her she probably did it to get your attention.
a2thae
January 2nd, 2009, 02:23 PM
necro motherfucker.

I guess i should add somethin to this thread.

Uhhh

Go get some white gloves, confront her, take the hand out of the glove and be like, "BITCH SEE MY HAND?!!!...lets hope you don't see it again." Then put away that thing if it's loaded...don't wanna go slap happy like the dude from southpark.