how to make friends

[poopooshoeshoe]

hey... i used to b the popular guy n school thn me and one of ma mates started ahnging round thz sluty gurl and then because we were such great mates and hung out with girls everyone called us gay and we kudnt hack it nemoa it had been like a year and thn he left and went and hung out wit the popular grup and i got so mch crap frm pepz and i just keept hangn out wit those chicks and thn i got real deperssed and i keep goin to councila and he talkd to the main guy and now the popula grup asked me to ahng wit dem and i did but im shy and dont kno how to make new friends and i just find it awked to talk to thm kuz its been about a yr scnce ma mate left me and i got so mch crap and wen i was growin up i alwae went to the same school as i do now so i never reli had to make new friends and now i have to and i reli dont kno how to talk with the guys and i reli need help i want to have guy friends again

[CHEETZzz]

all you need to make friends is be cool.
to be cool, go drink some Clorox.
and learn fucking English, twat.

[techtiger]

hahah funny but mean... dude you wont make a single friend here if you dont follow some simple rules one of which is try to spell.... i mean i have like the worst spelling on the site but i at least sound my shit out... 2 just be your self be cool and chill dont get nervious or try to impress any one cus that shit get old fast... 3 just be easy going dont try to be tough or the smartest just be cool! and i dont mean like fonzy cool

[numerator-91]

i could not comprehend a single word after about the second line

[techtiger]

yea it was rough but i speak stupid... haha no if if you can do the whole text message lingo it wasnt that bad

[numerator-91]

my intellect is above that

[techtiger]

im not claiming its the best thing in the world but most people do know how to do it if they text or im aka instant message

[Exploding_viper]

maby the guys are jealous cuz you hang with girls all the time

i iz a rtrdd azz 4 typ leik diz cuz i iz nt typ in lagaba eng 4 odas 2 red i iz a retrd 4 typ lik diz (guess who i am)

[numerator-91]

What? .

[techtiger]

how many guesess do i get?

[ItsAPoorlyKeptSecret]

quick someone call that kids mom cause i am pretty sure all evidence lead to him being bout 7 years old.

[poopooshoeshoe]

im 15 dick

[numerator-91]

Thats no way to talk to a lady. Don't talk the other way either, it hurts my soul to try and read it

[ramalamafafafa]

Currently pissing myself reading the thread title......

[superflysuperwhite]

hey... i used to b the popular guy n school thn me and one of ma mates started ahnging round thz sluty gurl and then because we were such great mates and hung out with girls everyone called us gay and we kudnt hack it nemoa it had been like a year and thn he left and went and hung out wit the popular grup and i got so mch crap frm pepz and i just keept hangn out wit those chicks and thn i got real deperssed and i keep goin to councila and he talkd to the main guy and now the popula grup asked me to ahng wit dem and i did but im shy and dont kno how to make new friends and i just find it awked to talk to thm kuz its been about a yr scnce ma mate left me and i got so mch crap and wen i was growin up i alwae went to the same school as i do now so i never reli had to make new friends and now i have to and i reli dont kno how to talk with the guys and i reli need help i want to have guy friends again

..................................... really? im pretty sure my head just eploded from TRYING to read this.

but heres what i got from it you had 1 freind (how you get popular out of that is beyond me but w/e)

and you got alot of crasp growing up? you're15 you've just barley started "growing up"

if you have to ask how to make freinds then.... thats fucking sad hahaha i really cant help you no one can. people make freinds different ways.

shit i pretty much made all my college freinds in about two days.. i still dont know how though. ecept for like a few cus we all toke.

OH theres your answer smoke weed it seriously brings people together. unless you're a tool then theyll just hang out with you so they can smoke your bud wont be your real freinds but hey theyll pretend to be good enough right?

or just shoot up your school that allways works.

[ramalamafafafa]

I still cant bring myself to read that initial post. I have honestly been having trouble understanding that, it's just the most tedious thing i have ever attempted to read.

[Phoenix Fire]

I quit reading after the first 5 run-ons. Maybe you should go to school to LEARN, and deal with friends and such at home. Obviously you need to pay a bit more attention.

[techtiger]

HAHAH one of my first posts superfly flamed me for spelling like a dumb ass... i quickly learned my lesson

[poopooshoeshoe]

hahaha ok all good.... no superfly you got some of that wrong... and u guys are all dicks who dont even try to help just think your the shit..... apart from you techtiger....and smoking weed might bring people to you but it still is hard to interact with them

[ramalamafafafa]

Fuck off, stupid cunt.

[numerator-91]

don't you love it when people come in and say something stupid, they get called out on it and then they get all shitty and try to mock us

[ramalamafafafa]

Meh, gives us somthing to do.......

[techtiger]

Like i said ill give him a little break because on my first post on the site i used text spelling for everything, and there isnt anything in the rules about it.... but as far as the topic, its a little out there... ya gotta give him a little credit for asking and at least trying

[Exploding_viper]

then someone needs to talk to the anarchist when he gets online once this month and tell him to add it to the rules

[CHEETZzz]

what the fuck, how bad do you suck lol
all i'm guilty of is not capitalizing "I" and saying "lol" or "lul" alot

everyone who has firefox should NEVER have misspellings because FF COMES WITH AN AUTO SPELLCHECKER

FUCK

[Slawter]

I always interact well w/ friends while I'm high. We laugh our asses off! It's great. yeah, just smoke pot. it'll help, and if your current "friends" are real friends they'll smoke too. hahahaha. but seriously, its different, for everyone. look for people that like the same shit and just talk about it

[crowjuggalo]

bro grow sum fuckng balls be a man and stop fucking talking about gay ass douchy cock sucking pudding pushing bitch ass popular kids i hate popular kids who think there all bad until i sock those faggots in the face, cock suckers like you you dont know what its like to have the red nose be in my shoes you fucking faggot.... why the fuck are you on here any way this is a place for anarchy you fucking bitch ass cock sucking hooker go kill yourself....

[methtownblue]

You shouldn't have necroposted, because my brain is numb from simply trying to read that poor excuse of a post.

[hdeuce]

Man I don't think I would ever want to hang out with the "cool kids" I mean can't you tell their lives are stale. I say shave your head, get a tattoo, pierce something weird like your finger, or your labret. And tell everyone to go fuck themselves. Then when they all want to hang out with you, because they think your a badass, get them drunk and make them do stupid things because you are cool enough to do it. It's more fun that way.

p.s Just because they think you are a badass doesn't make you one steer clear of fights.

[pissed_drunk666]

what was so wrong with having girlfriends?

???

I know Id consider myself lucky if I were you in between all those girls

[Tarasen]

fuck yeah man!
heh i read somewhere that beach fights are the best... just throwin that out there

[xxxzz]

were you typing with your face then??????
THE most un-comprehendable english i have ever read

[skullcandy]

Ok well i went to a welsh translator and this is what it came out with for his first post:my caucasian friend apparently is the leader of an international crime ring that smuggles tricycles and sells them illegally without paying income tax.

WHAT THE FUCK? WHy don't you just hook up with the girls? That'll get people to shut their fat fuck mouths.

[klorox]

All you need to do is type out your fucking words :)

[CriminalAnarchist]

ok, i couldn't read the initial post...so i'm unsure of the problem, i got your a guy who hangs around sluts which made you unpopular because people think you're gay...am i right? if so...how the hell are people saying your gay if you hang out with the school sluts...unless u wear "guylinear", paint your nails, and talk how you type. why don't you do what your "mate" did and go back to hanging out with the popular crowd?

[rancrawl]

ok, i couldn't read the initial post...so i'm unsure of the problem, i got your a guy who hangs around sluts which made you unpopular because people think you're gay...am i right? if so...how the hell are people saying your gay if you hang out with the school sluts...unless u wear "guylinear", paint your nails, and talk how you type. why don't you do what your "mate" did and go back to hanging out with the popular crowd?

i had a slutty gf beginning of 7th grade.. everyone asked if i was still with her til the day i went to highschool. & she got expelled for trying to kill one of her ex bf's and another chick.

[CriminalAnarchist]

i had a slutty gf beginning of 7th grade.. everyone asked if i was still with her til the day i went to highschool. & she got expelled for trying to kill one of her ex bf's and another chick.

k but people didn't think you were gay.