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duckiemonster
October 9th, 2008, 02:13 AM
ok, so here it is...my friend and i are going out on halloween with an assortment of fireworks, bolt cutters and like items to cause some confusion...ideas other than flipping power switches on sides of houses??????? already have the alibi and disguise (equipment available is bolt cutters, cable cutters, pliers, wire cutters, knives, slim jim, lockpicks (pin tumbler locks and cars only) no destruction by demolition, but what should we carry to annoy and deface things (other than TP and eggs)????

ItsAPoorlyKeptSecret
October 9th, 2008, 02:17 AM
shaveing cream and water guns filled with paint thinner

Warpurlgis
October 9th, 2008, 03:58 PM
mustard and ketchup

hydromonster
October 9th, 2008, 05:20 PM
you kno that candy you can buy at prank stores and it taste like fish
or makes you fart alot?
you could buy a bunch of that and go give it to little kids

or you could pour bleach/salt in peoples yards

duckiemonster
October 9th, 2008, 08:12 PM
i like the paint thinner guns, what about which switches to flip in the electrical box that would fuck up their life?

nuked76
October 9th, 2008, 08:22 PM
i like the paint thinner guns, what about which switches to flip in the electrical box that would fuck up their life?

Hey, the thing to do to fuck up a life with the power box? Reach in while standing in a puddle of water, and grab them copper lookin wires that are really fat! You don't even have to carry fireworks for that!

hydromonster
October 9th, 2008, 09:34 PM
lol if you go messing around with their power box make sure your bolt cutters have rubber handles and DO NOT for any reason stick your hand in if you dont know what you are doing

and those really fat copper wires can sell for alot of money at metal recycling yards
i think a small breaker box full is worth about $50

numerator-91
October 9th, 2008, 09:39 PM
fuck that sell me your copper wire

hydromonster
October 9th, 2008, 11:02 PM
fuck that sell me your copper wire

what would you want it for?

ItsAPoorlyKeptSecret
October 10th, 2008, 12:17 AM
haha how bout dress up as the easter bunny for halloween and go to the houses where the people sit in there drive way and give out candy then just go to straight the yard and start throwing plastic eggs everywhere like your hiding them and when they ask what your doin just say getting an early start if they get mad pelt them with an actually egg and tell them jesus will not come back for them, they'll think your a christ nut

Slawter
October 10th, 2008, 12:21 AM
ItsA, that was amazing. seriously. i think im in love. haha. i should try that

ItsAPoorlyKeptSecret
October 10th, 2008, 12:33 AM
yea and its not like your a freak walkin around in a bunny suit cause its halloween so your be able to blend in

Beware of the Zombie Easter Bunny!!

Edit: You already have fireworks i forgot, but that does set things off right when you get to throw blackcats at little hannah montanas, indiana jones, ironmans, and whatever popular costume is probably gonna be worn by majority of little kids

duckiemonster
October 10th, 2008, 01:14 AM
oh yeah like i am going to grab live wires while standing in a fucking puddle of water????? and does electrical tape work for insulation against current or do i need the PVC gloves? plus i would be willing to sell copper wires, but i would have to be discreet my parents are fags about shit like this lol...easter bunny was good idea lolololololol

Warpurlgis
October 10th, 2008, 08:14 PM
why dont you just take the candy. you score candy and a good pranks

Slawter
October 10th, 2008, 08:19 PM
mmm, candy. im probly just gunna walk around town blazed w/ my friend w/ my hair in 3-4 mohawks and my juggalo face paint

col50
October 10th, 2008, 11:23 PM
Do it old school style, nothing but a few cartons of eggs!

duckiemonster
October 10th, 2008, 11:43 PM
Do it old school style, nothing but a few cartons of eggs!

wtf? do you not read the entire thread and the original post? i said do not mention eggs or tp

duckiemonster
October 10th, 2008, 11:45 PM
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duckiemonster
October 10th, 2008, 11:47 PM
yea and its not like your a freak walkin around in a bunny suit cause its halloween so your be able to blend in

Beware of the Zombie Easter Bunny!!

Edit: You already have fireworks i forgot, but that does set things off right when you get to throw blackcats at little hannah montanas, indiana jones, ironmans, and whatever popular costume is probably gonna be worn by majority of little kids

ItsA, you are fucking amazing, i luvs the ideas...but since i am 6 feet 3 inches tall, i dont exactly fit in with the munchkins...and a 17 year old doesnt sound anything like a frikking little indy jones lol

ItsAPoorlyKeptSecret
October 11th, 2008, 01:46 AM
ItsA, you are fucking amazing, i luvs the ideas...but since i am 6 feet 3 inches tall, i dont exactly fit in with the munchkins...and a 17 year old doesnt sound anything like a frikking little indy jones lol

you kinda lost me? if your talkin bout not blending in because your in a bunny costume, just walk behind some kids like your thier chaparone.

and then that last line you lose me i cant make head or tails....you say indie jones...and when i mentioned that i was just saying how fireworks are awesome to have, but then remembered you already have those.
So i made an edit bout forget that you already have those, and that its just good to "throw blackcats At" little indie jones and the rest of the costumes

if i got everything you said wrong you have to tell me what you meant cause i dont follow haha i just guessed and could be wrong.

..just remembered tping someones house the old fashion way is cool but how bout takeing water or just use a hose laying around and throw wet wads of tp at a house haha that shit sticks and when its dry and if you get it high enough and everywhere its kinda of a hassel to get down. and it makes such funny noises as it makes contact with anything hell throw wet wads of tp at kids too haha!! use piss if you must makes the ick factor go up!

duckiemonster
October 11th, 2008, 07:05 PM
you kinda lost me? if your talkin bout not blending in because your in a bunny costume, just walk behind some kids like your thier chaparone.

and then that last line you lose me i cant make head or tails....you say indie jones...and when i mentioned that i was just saying how fireworks are awesome to have, but then remembered you already have those.
So i made an edit bout forget that you already have those, and that its just good to "throw blackcats At" little indie jones and the rest of the costumes

if i got everything you said wrong you have to tell me what you meant cause i dont follow haha i just guessed and could be wrong.

..just remembered tping someones house the old fashion way is cool but how bout takeing water or just use a hose laying around and throw wet wads of tp at a house haha that shit sticks and when its dry and if you get it high enough and everywhere its kinda of a hassel to get down. and it makes such funny noises as it makes contact with anything hell throw wet wads of tp at kids too haha!! use piss if you must makes the ick factor go up!

the indie comment was saying that my voice is deeper than most people i know but the chaperone idea would work thanks all of you, but i still have a question??? does electrical tape protect from shock if you cut a live wire with electrical taped pliers...

Ninja
October 11th, 2008, 08:36 PM
stick a nasty sexual note up some1's exhaust pipe and stuff a car*** apple in afterwards.

if it's bellow freezing on halloween, stick some nasty porn (with the same guy in all of them) to some1's windows by peeing on them. Then stick on a note that says "i orgasm watching you sodomize and cheat so much; i wanted to return the favor.

salt/bleach some1's lawn, but make shapes, symbols, and words out of it. boobs with dicks inbetween... gang symbols... the anarchist A... both the white power and black power symbols next to each other (to confuse them)... hearts... "salt"... "bleach"... "vandalism"... "You damn beaner!"(only if the people who live there are white)... "[someone else's name] rocks!"...

replace some1's flag with a rainbow flag, and put gay pride symbols all over their house (make good use of those paint thinner guns)

burn something into their driveway

put a bullet on top of a hostage note for a child they don't have

leave a delivery (addressed to them) or porn and/or sex toys on their front door right before people start trick-or-treating so that whoever goes to that house sees what kinky people they are.

if some1 left a bowl of candy out, replace it with that fart/fish candy

ItsAPoorlyKeptSecret
October 12th, 2008, 03:04 AM
but i still have a question??? does electrical tape protect from shock if you cut a live wire with electrical taped pliers...

well only one way to find out...


put a bullet on top of a hostage note for a child they don't have

leave a delivery (addressed to them) or porn and/or sex toys on their front door right before people start trick-or-treating so that whoever goes to that house sees what kinky people they are.


haha the first one is hilarious and then the second one gave me an idea just pick one of those houses where they dont look like they are giving out candy and sit in there driveway like you live there and are giving away candy but when kids come up hand then some porn or something creative and inappropriate for children haha (cigerattes, razors, pesticides haha) and when yout hink the parents are bout to call the cops pretend your bout to go inside but instead haul ass out of thier before your caught. but you got to be dressed up and face painted or a mask or else you could be idenifited to the cops or as by someone who knows the real people who own the house

hydromonster
October 12th, 2008, 02:08 PM
ya the electrical tape will work
just be sure to double coat it and leave no gaps

duckiemonster
October 13th, 2008, 12:37 AM
wow...where do i start? Ninja if a phunking crazy dude, i should really do all that shit at different houses. and thanks hydro for telling me bout the lectrical tape you finally answered my question. woot! making a list and checking it twice. of anarchy of course

Warpurlgis
October 13th, 2008, 12:57 AM
just take the kids candy

ItsAPoorlyKeptSecret
October 13th, 2008, 03:13 AM
yea take thier candy and leave them with the cheap mary janes and fruit crap....ugh ever been given bags of popcorn F U C K D E M H O E S !!!

drugfeind
October 13th, 2008, 08:34 AM
im probably gunna go around with siplock bags full of mud and toss them at random trick or treaters....fil one of those spray bottle with pepper water:P lmfao and that fuchin bleach lawn shit sounds wicked ill ddefinatly draw some sick twizted shite

hydromonster
October 13th, 2008, 08:52 AM
better than mud use flour wrapped in a paper towel and sealed with a rubber band at the top

when it hits the four goes everywhere in a big cloud

drugfeind
October 13th, 2008, 08:58 AM
wow dude thats mad brilliant im definatly gunna be doin that instead

ItsAPoorlyKeptSecret
October 13th, 2008, 06:53 PM
im probably gunna go around with siplock bags full of mud and toss them at random trick or treaters....fil one of those spray bottle with pepper water:P lmfao and that fuchin bleach lawn shit sounds wicked ill ddefinatly draw some sick twizted shite

haha i just got an image of a person dressed as the easter bunny peper sprayin a little kid randomly and takeing thier candy then usin the flour filled paper towel to pretend it one of those ninja "now i'm ehre now i'm not" tricks haha

duckiemonster
October 13th, 2008, 10:14 PM
oh!!!! i gots a brilliant phreaking idea...get one of those collapsible knives that they use in the movies and chase little kids with it...!!!!! haha phuck yeah! thats the badassshittynessty right there! but you have to make sure that the parents arent packin heat...that would be horrible...or you could stage it with your friends and drag random pplz into it...

onthejon55
October 14th, 2008, 12:55 AM
Ninja i think i just gave myself a hernia from laughing
my best prank is to get a group of friends and dress as "paintball players" then walk around and shoot kids until they drop their candy

Warpurlgis
October 14th, 2008, 03:42 PM
my cousins used to that