the best places to have life changing ideas

[mega_duece]

has anyone ever noticed that people have epiphanies in the weirdest places
like my dad said he was taking his morning shit once when he realized that he wanted a divorce from my cunt mom lol

[numerator-91]

i've had epiphanies on the crapper before.
the best one i had however was when i was absolutely fucking hammered and semi passed out on the grass. i realised i no longer needed to be modest about anything, modesty is for those who haven't done great things.

[mega_duece]

that makes soo much sense
i think everyone has a major life changin idea when they sit on the crapper at least once in their lives

[crazyassmetalhead]

i'd say in bed, the shower, and yes on the shitter.......

had a pretty good one semi hung over yesterday, i'm gonna eat healthier and shit and try to find out what i'm gonna do with my shitty life

[exial]

probally when your smoking a nice joint.

[meat]

one time while serving a detention i said hey... this is bullshit! and just got up and walked out. the teacher came a chased me down though.

[Durandal4]

Mine are usually in the shower, before I go to bed, right after I wake up, and of course while taking a huge sh*t.

Although today I had one for the first time ever. It happened just when I had reached the most perfect state of daydreaming during class, when all of a sudden BAM it all made sense.

[techtiger]

i love the sound of runing water so usualy ill turn the shower on and then just chill out in the bathroom for awhile (i have my own bathroom and its kinda big so its not all that weird) but the sound of running water just puts my mind at ease

[mega_duece]

ok new question
why is it almost all great ideas come to you while droppin a stink pickle?

[numerator-91]

because while your forcing that S.O.B out you got no other thoughts or worries and in that momrnt of stunning clarity your life changes

[meat]

yea theres just nothing else to do while dropping the bombs. like i lost 100% percent of my teeth in the car because there was nothing else to do but rip things out of my skull.

[techtiger]

not sure what the hell he is talking about, but because its alone time and your mind just kinda wounders

[mega_duece]

this all makes alot of sense mybe if the president and congress made decisions based on ideas while droppin a steamy one we would have a decent country still

[techtiger]

we should let them know that... the oval office should be nothing more than cubicals with johns in um'

[mega_duece]

i agree 100% with that the oval office should be the oval stall

[numerator-91]

how cool would it be to have an office chair that doubles up as a shitter
just imaging the new guy coming in for his job interview while your busting out a mighty but nugget and cursing yourself for eating all that processed cheese the other night

[Exploding_viper]

i have all my epiphanys in the shower or when im outside and its raining horses and cows

[ItsAPoorlyKeptSecret]

haha it all makes sense now our nation is fucked up cause our leaders are constipated, so they dont go sit quitely and think..ever

[mega_duece]

yea thats what we get for hiring a bunch of old senile farts to rule the country
get a man whose 25 in there who can drop a deuce and then we arre talking business lol

[borderpetrol]

people always. have the greatest epiphanies when other people tell them they can do things. for example. my parents said I could become anything. so... i became an asshole ^.^

[Exploding_viper]

lol moderate humor

[drugfeind]

i had the most life changing ideas in
1:jail
2:hospital
3:while sleeping