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NightRider
October 4th, 2008, 05:31 PM
Ok check this out kind of embarrassing for me but I am having some major problems with my chick in bed. Please don't make fun this is a serious issue and it could lead to our separation if I dont get it fixed. Okay here it goes. We begin having sex and like within 45 seconds I cum. The thing is I can keep going I just have to think really naughty thoughts about her. The fucking problem is the damn condum is filled with cum. I am tired of this shit I wan't to last longer because I loose the pleasure and she is getting all of it. I want to last longer the first time around how can I acheive this? I talked to my doctor and told him what was going on and he told me to take zoloft and I began taking it has had no effect tried all types of crap nothing works. To be honest the only thing that works is Hydrocodine of Viccodin but I dont want to take drugs anymore I am trying to stay clean what can I do guys please help me out I beg you.:mad:

deathlord888
October 4th, 2008, 06:35 PM
practice with your hand

right before you are about to go stop wait 30 seconds
then go again
stop and keep repeating 10 times
then finally finish
do it every day
it should work

Raist
October 4th, 2008, 07:19 PM
Masturbate the day of, before hand. You will last longer.

deathlord888
October 4th, 2008, 07:50 PM
o ya do it up 3 times that day before you bang

Ghostfacekiller
October 4th, 2008, 08:29 PM
Heres what you do.
1. Masturbate 1 hour before hand.
2. Start pleasuring her before hand. Shorten the time it takes her to orgasim
3. when you start to cum have your chick grab your dick, put her finger over your hole and squeeze hard. Wait for the feeling to go away and begin again

numerator-91
October 4th, 2008, 09:05 PM
have you ever heard of lignocaine? you can buy it at most pharmacies and it's used as a mild local anasthetic. you simply rub the gel over a selected area and it will numb said area.

Ghostfacekiller
October 4th, 2008, 10:13 PM
have you ever heard of lignocaine? you can buy it at most pharmacies and it's used as a mild local anasthetic. you simply rub the gel over a selected area and it will numb said area.
It can also numb the vagina making it worst

CHEETZzz
October 4th, 2008, 10:23 PM
jack off, very much.
very very very very very very much.
very very very very very very very very very very very much.
very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very much alot.

OMFG I JUST FOUND OUT CTRL+BACKSPACE DELTES A WHOLE WORD AT A TIME

fly2pluto
October 4th, 2008, 10:30 PM
lol.
tease her/finger her
and then
have her give you head before you do the deed

numerator-91
October 4th, 2008, 10:41 PM
It can also numb the vagina making it worst

then slip on a dommy

exial
October 5th, 2008, 12:52 AM
practice dude, practice.

NightRider
October 7th, 2008, 04:30 PM
Dude I cant just go out and purchase this stuff lignocaine I have to have a private prescription from my doctor.

mega_duece
October 7th, 2008, 06:49 PM
uh you can but stuff that is used to numb your penis but idk if it works or not cuz ive never tried it

numerator-91
October 7th, 2008, 07:52 PM
uh you can but stuff that is used to numb your penis but idk if it works or not cuz ive never tried it

that is lignocaine

you should be able to buy it at a pharmacy. i have a couple times note that it wasn't for my penis it was for an elbow injury

techtiger
October 8th, 2008, 05:00 PM
yea the best thing you can do is try to cum befor you guys have sex.... ya k pre game it... if that doesnt work ya gotta think crazy lame thoughts.... like look at the wall and start thinking crazy thoughts like hmm i wounder who spackeled this.... and try to keep your mind off the girl.... use that in combination with the greatest trick of all, switch positions; girls love switching positions and it will give your lil guy a breather to get ready to go at it again....
p.s. what ever you do dont use the dbl condom thing!!!!

NightRider
October 8th, 2008, 05:44 PM
Thanks for all the input guys I really appreciate all the help! Last night her and I got pretty drunk and we had sex twice the first time I came was kinda slow knowingly there was alcohol involved but then the second time I came fast I am still having problems with this shit so I think I need to go see the doc it is getting out of hand its not that my dick isnt big enough it is that I get way to horney and cant control myself and it could be dangerous because she could wind up getting pregnant.

techtiger
October 8th, 2008, 05:47 PM
try my advice... you should notice some difference

Exploding_viper
October 8th, 2008, 07:32 PM
do alot of physical activity on your lower body. when you do strengthing and conditioning like weights and running, it will boost your testosterone by up to 20% which is alot.
if you do that, dont let you upper body become under developed tho

NightRider
October 9th, 2008, 03:07 AM
I have some testosterone pills I can take will that help me?

techtiger
October 9th, 2008, 08:36 AM
do you mean like weightlifting anabolics? if so then i dont see that doing anything for you but giving you some bitching mood swings..... trust me i used to take that shit... it cost me my relationship time and time again, its not worth it.... some dont get effected my them i unfortunatly do

BulletinComesout
October 9th, 2008, 05:19 PM
You could try to slow the amount of blood reaching your penis. :eek: Increased blood flow is scientifically known as the main cause of ejaculation and also a womans orgasim. There are some devices sold some you may not like and some that may fit better to you. I suggest you try them all. None interfere with hardness as long as you are hard before you put them on. Others don't go on the big apple :D they are tied around the seeds. Some have a vibrating bullet. Can be seen as a positive thing and all are aimed to please. ;)

numerator-91
October 9th, 2008, 07:48 PM
yeah, you could buy a cock ring

Exploding_viper
October 9th, 2008, 08:05 PM
no i mean, like go to a gym. you will produce testostreone to help you build muscle, but dont take the testosterone pills cuz it is artificial testosterone.
so if that works
1) big and strong baddass called (insert name here)
2) no more sex probs

BulletinComesout
October 9th, 2008, 09:00 PM
Never one for being discreet are ya? That’s okay. I wasn't even talking about a cock ring. Those are made out of Steele and he would have to be fitted for one. It can be a bit difficult to find someone to fit you for one and embarrassing. Time flies when you're being fun. :p

HSBurn
October 9th, 2008, 09:10 PM
have you ever heard of lignocaine? you can buy it at most pharmacies and it's used as a mild local anasthetic. you simply rub the gel over a selected area and it will numb said area.

he said he was mad because hes not getting as much pleasure as his girlfriend is so that wouldnt work very good....


that sucks dude...a shit load of jacking off might work.
is your girlfriend fat or ugly or something?

numerator-91
October 9th, 2008, 09:14 PM
he said he was mad because hes not getting as much pleasure as his girlfriend is so that wouldnt work very good....


that sucks dude...a shit load of jacking off might work.
is your girlfriend fat or ugly or something?

excuse me.
is a junior member questioning my massively superior intellect.
he said he was spooging too quickly. i gave him the best answer so far

BulletinComesout
October 9th, 2008, 09:39 PM
Not a cock ring Per say. He could use whatever he wants. Preferably something inexpensive and highly abundant. As you may not want to reuse __?__, unless it was steele which you can clean quite easily. This can get quite expensive if your always buying novelty. Seeing how he may need something more often he would need to find something he is happy with. Lidocaine is found in sunburn lotions and is an effective numbing agent (for sunburns). I know it is in some condoms as a for him agent (advertising). Putting hot sauce has some heating elements to it. I'm still not putting it on my bannana boat just to find out. Lidocaine is just going to cause more trouble than it is worth.

BulletinComesout
October 9th, 2008, 09:46 PM
The art of tantric sex might be considered a work out. Google Tantric sex. maybe you will find a class u and girlie can go 2. I think I've just found an idea for a Social group. If you really are trying any of these please tell everyone which one works for you.......

techtiger
October 11th, 2008, 11:27 AM
dude those viberating things arnt ment to slow bloodflow, its simplyment to viberate... but if you do omg you can get your girl to cum record amount of times, but im not sure how many that is for you if you can only go for 10 sec. so you might want to get the main issue taken care of first

deathlord888
October 11th, 2008, 11:41 AM
excuse me.
is a junior member questioning my massively superior intellect.
he said he was spooging too quickly. i gave him the best answer so far

haha you are a cocky mother fucker

but ya your answer is the best i never thought of that

Kasnia
October 12th, 2008, 08:08 PM
I've read that the reason most guys cum too early is because of their breathing. Try controlling your breathing. More calm breaths instead of just breathing like crazy.

WEENIS
October 12th, 2008, 08:36 PM
haha what a fucking loser! haha jk... just google premature ejaculation and theres a couple of helpful hints u can find.