Anyone Here Actually Steal?

[Spyre]

Yeah i steal candy and food at CVS every once in a while and I can sometimes find shit in the storage shed at the park but other than that I dont really steal. Anyone actually serious about stealing and anyone ever do anything worth bragging about? Or even funny stories about getting caught, im just trying to start this forum.

[ItsAPoorlyKeptSecret]

damn it i am conflicted i want to respond to this got some good ones but then the other half wants to go on strike cause i want this to die.....sorry.

[numerator-91]

Yeah i steal candy and food at CVS every once in a while and I can sometimes find shit in the storage shed at the park but other than that I dont really steal. Anyone actually serious about stealing and anyone ever do anything worth bragging about? Or even funny stories about getting caught, im just trying to start this forum.

somebody stole the grammar from your title

[Maggotsfriend]

A guy once stole my tolerance towards youths.

[DoG MikkyW]

Someone once stole my virginity, but I found him, cornered him, and .... Long story short, I got my virginity back.

[deathlord888]

Someone once stole my virginity, but I found him, cornered him, and .... Long story short, I got my virginity back.

i dont even want to know how your dad used to touch you

[ItsAPoorlyKeptSecret]

Someone once stole my virginity, but I found him, cornered him, and .... Long story short, I got my virginity back.

and by him do you mean a dog? haha mr dog molester

[CHEETZzz]

lol they raped any seriousness this thread may have had

[Maggotsfriend]

To be honest I've been siphoning petrol from my neighbors car for the last 2 months is that theft.

[heroinjunky]

I have stolen maybe somewhere in the area of 10,000 worth of shit from corporations but now im at a university (far from Miami and very different) so i steal the basics to survive, its a small community. Once you get into it it becomes really hard to pay for shit thats the size of your pockets

[mega_duece]

welll
once i got drunk and tried to steal a christmas tree from out cenex gas station and got caught lol

[CHEETZzz]

i steal fireworks from firework stands around the fourth of July, because it's so easy and there's no security.
And i stole from our flea market before, nothing big, just a nice lighter and some gum.

[Phoenix Fire]

Only steal what I need. Or really really really want.
Or just looks fun, or cool.
And anything shiny.

[Phoenix Fire]

i steal fireworks from firework stands around the fourth of July, because it's so easy and there's no security.
And i stole from our flea market before, nothing big, just a nice lighter and some gum.

Shelton fireworks makes it very easy.
I make a road trip to the one near styx river Alabama every 4th of July.
They keep all the industrial size shit in the back, and there's an exit door with no alarm. We go in with 3 people and one of us gos out the back with armloads of 4" mortars :D. They never notice only 2 people leaving.

Sorry if I double posted the quote thing messed me up.

[Xavier_Blackstone]

i made a double of my bosses safe-key right after he fired me and i came in the next day while the boss was out. all the employees didn't know i had been fired yet so i went into his office opened the safe and took out 1500 dollars. easy as stealing candy from a baby.

[i get bored]

i stole a dozen pumpkins from "under the sun",

plus a name tag that said rocky from under the sun and another one that said rocky from wal mart.

i stole a football helmet that a cheerleader was selling at our school's fall fest bull shit.

i made a bong in my ceramics class and my teacher saw me and told me to scrap it so i put it outside the window and picked it up after school, i still have to fire it up in the oven at school.

thats all i can think of right now but i kno that there is more

[sexpanda]

I stole 10-15 bottles of alcohol from the same store and got cuaght by a customer and then arrested by cops who found 18 pills of high grade ecstasy and 2.5 grams of medical marijuana =P probation ftw xD

[i get bored]

ecstasy= awesome

[itismesaj]

A couple laptops and iPods here and there. Mainly from dumb vacationers who leave their stuff unprotected.

[ItsAPoorlyKeptSecret]

A couple laptops and iPods here and there. Mainly from dumb vacationers who leave their stuff unprotected.

SO your the son of a bitch who took my ipod when i vacationed there!!!

haha sike just kidding my ipod was only stolen once at school but since i knew everyone i only had to say keep eye out and it was back before the day was out

[mega_duece]

back when i lived in denver right after my dad died
i had to boost cars to help my ma pay the bills

[xenon]

i steal 20 buck everyday lol

[thekillermuffin]

haha lol anybody been arrested for tht shit i know i have stole a truck drove it into ohio and the stopped at a gas station cops ran the tags and seen it was stole then took me to jail did three months in the county and got a udaa charge which is a felony and u stole two offroad golf carts a couple nights ago lol it was fun

[TennisBomber]

I only steal stuff that nobody cares about, and something the average man hast he balls to do, I would never make a claim that i'm a thief, though I have comitted the act of theft...do you know what I mean?

[thekillermuffin]

i aint claim it but im sayin to those tht do steal dont steal the petty shit like spray paint and candy make it worth your while because eventually you will get caught and you will think tht yeah tht was so fuckin dumb and stupid i should have stole somthin worthwhile so make it count when you do steal no cause if you steal then yeah you r a thief it doesnt matter wht it is just be smart and make it worth your while

do you see wht i mean?

[Raditude]

One time, my boss left his van running out front, and came in for some reason. His phone rang, and he ended up talking on the phone for about 15 minutes. I went out and stole his van, and parked it around back. He laughed when he realized what happened.

One time recently, my friend asked me to get her purse out of her car. I went out there, and her keys were still in the ignition. I took her car and parked it by another apartment building. I put the keys in my pocket, and grabbed her purse. I gave the purse to her and didn't clue her in. A little later, she went out and was like "My car was stolen!" I played dumb, and went out there, and sure enough it was gone. Then she realized she left the keys in it, and figured I probably moved it. I gave her the keys, and she was pissed for awhile. I was like "Aren't you glad it was me, and not someone you don't know?"

[Phirus Dominus]

Wow Raditude, your such a crook.
I've never known such a mischievous, car parker.
:D

[thekillermuffin]

wow dude that is like so rebelious lmfao:D

[Raditude]

Other than that, I don't steal. I just play some pranks on people when I see the opportunity, or if they deserve it.

[thekillermuffin]

pranks are like kindergarden level of an education lets grow up dude

[Raditude]

pranks are like kindergarden level of an education lets grow up dude

Oh, well please, enlighten me. What is the adult way of doing things?

[thekillermuffin]

lets be real you are still a kid such as myself pranks piss people off

[Phirus Dominus]

lets be real you are still a kid such as myself pranks piss people off

You know what, how about treating your comrades a slight bit nicer.
Will that be too much for you?
Your pissing me off.

[Raditude]

lets be real you are still a kid such as myself pranks piss people off

And your point?

[Demigod0502]

That makes no sense. Pranks aren't to piss people off, they're used to provide entertainment, however if it pisses someone off that you don't care for, it's a positive externality.

[thornbird]

This thread has started to go way off topic?

anyway, i stole a pair of jeans once.
i took two pairs into the changing rooms, put one pair on underneath mine and put the other pair back on the shelf. Probs the most I've stolen.

It's a real big adrenaline rush. There's the fear of getting caught, and you get so pumped up about it, then you get out the shop and you feel so good.

Yeah. anyway. who hasn't stolen something? even just like a chocolate bar, it's still stealing.

Ah, what a dishonest world we live in.

[SomeAssemblyRequired]

Hmm, only just now have I come to realise how often i steal things, like I get thirsty so I go take a drink from a supermarket f***** finish it and bin it.
I steal cigarettes from work most weeks.

I've taken shirts on occasion.

One time my mate pinched a shirt because he was just short of money and the door bitch asked if she could check his bag he pulled all his shit out including the shirt he had just racked with tags ripped off it and she said "yep that's fine have a good day."
She was completly naive, it was fuckin' funny.

[Djoe]

i steal so much shit from my school, i never buy lunch anymore and now im makin deals wit people with lunches. its retarded but i love pills haha

[tedtheripper]

i've been a petty thief / shoplifter for 15 years its a horrid and cancerous addiction and ive been caught twice. i havent been able to fully shake it though its never gotten too extreme... i've only pickpocketed once and karma got me back for that... too serious an answer? well the truth is *****g i guess

[The_Wanderer]

Yes I steal. In my city we have a Surplus Herbys and me and my friend both went there. How it works is the staff never go near the military section because no-one ever goes there. So he snuck a wire saw in his pocket,I put on a tac belt and slip my jacket over top. And just to be safe I bought one of those military flashlights. Next time we go i'm gonna steal a tactilcal vest and buy a couple glow-sticks. Also as I paid for the stuff, my friend stole a minature flask right infront of the cashier.

[Hedlund Hippie]

I steal cigarettes from the local gas station just about every day.
Quick and easy, nothing impressive.

[BlindPedestrian]

I shoplift all my clothes.

[DoctorZoidberg]

lets see, things i have stolen, cellphone, gun, GUM, ah broke into 2 cabins around me and took 2 bongo drums, some rain sticks 2 thirty packs a bottle of wine and a few forties, and i stole some other micolanious tings while i was at it, knifes i made my self a sandwitch, some bug repelor, a torch, dvd player, a sweatshirt, a grill, their really nice oak coffey table, apple juice, well acutaly i should just say i took everything out of the f*****, they had alot of good food, thats about it from the cabins hmmmmmm stole a truck once but returned it before they noticed, ah, fireworks, a ring, some porn, golf cart, and ALOT of trafic cones over the years, tons of bycicles, wallets, and i sure theirs more but thats about it, never ben caught.

[metamorphicMescaline]

i go to this one kmart by my crib... there security system is a joke. i take a cart and put a couple duffle bags in. i then proceed to throw everything i want in the kart. cloths, tools, food. what i do mainly is take the blueray dvds... you can get 6 dollars for them at cash converters. i stuff dozens of those in the duffle bag. its easy.
then i go into the garden section(the inside one). there are no cameras in there. i stuff everything into the duffle bag. in the back of the garden section there is an emergency exit. i just run out there. if you open the door and run out it and close it fast enough-the alarm won't even go off. i dont even think kmart has an idea how much i have stolen from them. when they check thier inventory they are gonna flip.
if i dont feel like doing that... i go into the bathroom with a handbag full of dvd's and disarm them in the back. it's easy.

if you get caught... you have to weigh out the options if you should run or not. if you are by yourself RUN! there is no need to risk your life by letting them catch you. get away from the store as soon as possible and find a place to hide out. if you are with friends... use your common sense. if your friends get busted-the most honorable thing to do is to give up your stuff-but be gentle but firm. offer them back thier merchandise... but dont give your name and dont stick around. your friends shouldn't either. give them the stuff back and dip-run if you have to. remember that they cannot put thier hands on you... they can only the call the cops and ask you to cooperate with you. my advice, dont steal from some of those kmarts tho-they can be like fortresses.
speaking of... i always plan my missions before i do them. i plan it just like a military mission. i have friends waiting outside-esp in the back-where i can be informed if cops decide to hang out. also-i bring 1 person in with me-as a lookout. you have a mission, and objectives... the main part is completing the mission. good luck.

[Badminton4Life]

i think the best thing i ever stole was a freakin fire extinguisher and all i did was climb a pole open a hatch climb down a ladder grab it then open a door and walk away. but i do intened to do some crazy awesome shit but fuck if i know.

Heh i stole again today, hoo rah

[DoctorZoidberg]

oh snap, i stole one of those once, at a gravel pit, we broke into everything, we even started the vehicles and drove them, like bobcats and then i stole a fire extinguisher and axedently sprayed my self, that shit sticks in your hair

[Cake]

Well, i robbed this guy i used to hang and smoke pot with. took an ounce of pot from him n sold it.

I used to steal sound systems but once a guy parked his truck near my house. it stayed all day so that night i broke into it and started to take out his electronics and whatnot. about ten minutes in i turned around and he was sitting in the backseat staring at me like "What the hell!" so i ran like a mofo. lol

[khaos]

Me and a few friends of mine broke into a school and stole random things like pencils, sticky notes, sharpies, money, food, some walkie talkies, flash drives, clip boards, stop watches and a label maker. all in all about 530 dollars worth or stuff not including the walkie talkies.
we got caught and had to return most of the stuff we still had. and all that they didnt recover they divided and charged to all of us.
its kind of complicated how we got caught. there were 3 separate trips on 3 different
first time - they didnt steal anything just like 5 bucks.
second time - they stole the walkie talkies and flash drives.
the cops caught on and installed mini cameras
third time - i actually went and we stole all of the random crap and we got caught =[

it was worth it. haha it will make a great story when its over january 27

[mega_duece]

lets see, things i have stolen, cellphone, gun, GUM, ah broke into 2 cabins around me and took 2 bongo drums, some rain sticks 2 thirty packs a bottle of wine and a few forties, and i stole some other micolanious tings while i was at it, knifes i made my self a sandwitch, some bug repelor, a torch, dvd player, a sweatshirt, a grill, their really nice oak coffey table, apple juice, well acutaly i should just say i took everything out of the f*****, they had alot of good food, thats about it from the cabins hmmmmmm stole a truck once but returned it before they noticed, ah, fireworks, a ring, some porn, golf cart, and ALOT of trafic cones over the years, tons of bycicles, wallets, and i sure theirs more but thats about it, never ben caught.

damn man you really are just like doctor zoidberg what a prick... but i give you props way to be

[C9H13N]

im a professional shoplifter

[therebelsoldier]

Bikes, skateboards, things out of cars. I remember I shoved a 2-liter bottle of Mountain Dew in my pants and just walked out ha.

[Worthless]

Well, piracy IS stealing, so I guess I have 'stolen' for thousands of dollars in Software and Movies :P

[GunMetal]

Well there was this one time when I was really pissed, so my best mate thought it would be a hell funny thing to egg me on and steal a box of these little charity chocolates from this random party, so accepting the challenge I picked up the box and wrapped it in my jumper, while walking outside one of the chocolates fell out so being stupid as I am when I'm pissed I leaned over to pick it up and because the box of chocolates wasnt sealed all of them just started pouring out onto the ground...We legged it and got away haha ;D

[ap0ck]

Only online piracy for me :P 0.o. . .

Funny story once someone broke into my car to take my sounds system (only worth like 20 bucks) but somehow that guy missed my wallet sitting in the passengers seat with like 60bucks and a credit card 0.o The hell was he thinkin ? xD but lucky for me i guess . . . still made me mad because i needed to buy a new sound system

[Sokez]

I steal computers out of primary schools,

no security,

well funded,

easy.

[DoG MikkyW]

Indeed... I stole a laptop from a kid who stole the laptop that day.

[ALDO4125]

Yeah i do, once some dumbass security guard grabbed me and started questioning me about some chewing gum.
I steal food mainly but a couple times i've stolen a couple of jackets and that by just walking in there and putting them on, then walking out!
That was probably cause i was drunk :P

[AssRot]

I stole a cookie in second grade

[MissTruant]

I steal anything I want to be honest. I usually pay for the regular stuff... clothes, jewlery, electronics and drugs usually get stolen. Not too often anymore, I don't work two jobs for nothing.

[Trace007]

I've never really stole much.

Just a piece of gum when I was 8, and mints from my school, lol.

I think a friend of mine used to be a pro though. I heard he stole plasma tvs.