insane pranks

[the nuker]

there is a person at school that i have hated since 5th grade and i cant think of the right prank any ideas?

[Warpurlgis]

throw poop in his face

[TotalAnarchyUK]

throw poop in his face


Seriously dude you dont know how hard that made me laugh!

[BASSic]

LOL u commenting on how much it made you laugh made me laugh.

[Exploding_viper]

read a book on phsycology
, find out what makes him watch his back
, pry upon it,
dont get caught,
rinse and repeat

i did that to someone and he now takes anti-depressants

[the nuker]

some damn good ideas ill try them especially the one from exploding viper thanx

[fruni]

IF your in highschool, put a bomb/gun/hardcore drugs in his locker and call in a bomb threat

[Warpurlgis]

no they can trace finger prints dont fuck around witt bomb threats

[PolockBandit]

Bomb threats are a really bad idea, when I was in highschool we averaged like two a year. And everyone who was responsible got caught every time. The system may suck, but it is pretty damn efficient.

[mikeywoffle]

throw poop in his face

HAHAHAHAHAHA


-HICUPS..-


HEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEE


brilliant

[Warpurlgis]

i know was it not

[the nuker]

IF your in highschool, put a bomb/gun/hardcore drugs in his locker and call in a bomb threat

stupid ass idea last time we had a bomb threat the guy g0t caught the very next day

[duckiemonster]

slightly off topic but also slightly on topic...the reason that ppl that call in bomb threats get caught is because most of the schools have professional caller id that reads even blocked numbers and pinpoints location in the event of an emergency. My school has its own cell phone tower and phone server etc...makes calling in a bomb threat really phucking stupid and almost impossible to do efficiently. no idea how to phuck with this kid but i thought i would explain why everybody gets caught... (maybe you could plant some drugs in his backpack on the drug dog day)

[Shanx]

You could always just beat his ass.

Or find him when hes alone at night and jump him with a paintball gun.

[Warpurlgis]

just lock him in a cell

[CHEETZzz]

throw poop in his face

ROFL i too laughed XD
then laughed more as i read the next 2 replies

ahahaha

[_K_]

Take "Introduction to Psychology"

If you can't figure anything out after that class... Just throw crap at his house.

[heavensentdisaster93]

drugs plus locker equal barrel of monkeys lol

[Warpurlgis]

yea maybe............

[pyro_davey]

read a book on phsycology
, find out what makes him watch his back
, pry upon it,
dont get caught,
rinse and repeat

i did that to someone and he now takes anti-depressants

were can i find a book of phsycology plzz i wana mess around with my freinds and make people fear me more:cool: also if he owns a car open up the hood of the car place a can of thermite on the engine and set it off it will burn a fuckin hole straight threw the damn thing and the efects on the person vary about howmuch they love there car meaning fabilous car + guy that loves fabilous car = severe depression and anti depressents

[Warpurlgis]

THE LIBRARY - place that has books on anything you could think.

[Explosives_expert]

The problem with the physiology book idea is that you have to read a physiology book.

Sounds a bit too deep.

just put some rotten milk in his locker.

[illegal543]

The problem with the physiology book idea is that you have to read a physiology book.

Sounds a bit too deep.

just put some rotten milk in his locker.

psychology not physiology, dumbass

[titfux]

Dude get some marshmallow cream and make a padlock shim(depending on what kind of lock it is) and then put the marshmallow cream all over his shit in his locker

[Warpurlgis]

THE LIBRARY - place that has books on anything you could think.

im quoting myself

[therebelsoldier]

whip an encyclopedia at the back of his head. not really a prank, but mildly satasfying.

[necrosadistic]

stuff his locker full of gay porn. when he opens it, get ready to laugh.

[Warpurlgis]

gay gay gay gay gay

[GunMetal]

Yeah Thanks your your imput War haha, Well If you really don't like this guy, when he is in the toilet taking a piss run in and yank his daks up, he will piss all over himself.
Or you could get Nair hair removal cream ( this is someone else's Idea on the forum ) and put it in a water bomb and throw them so the cream gets all over his head and his hair falls out :)

[a2thae]

...and once you do that he chases after you and the fight will -not- stop until someone is beaten to a bloody pulp....

[Warpurlgis]

hes gonna beat that kids ass till he wants to stop

[dman_rox]

dump milk in is locker it will s***l for weeks

[Warpurlgis]

*****g and not original

[Nebuchadnezzar]

Most of these are good ideas, but the common denominator (with the exception of the bomb threat) is that they all operate directly you ---> him; It would be a lot harder to track you down if you operated outside such an immediate channel. For example; call his parents from a pay phone, sounding totally stoned, and tell them to have him call "Big Joe" (or some obvious dealer pseudonym) because the package just arrived. Variations on this one include getting a girl to phone in sexual harassment, hanging out in front of his house in a hoodie and demanding he "pay up" when his parents are within earshot, etc.

[666camaro420]

haha yeah or call and say "this is _____ from planned parenthood. congradulations mr and mrs _____ your grandparents!"

[Nebuchadnezzar]

lol! classic :D

[666camaro420]

yeah i did that to this chick that just wouldnt leave me alone. her parents were mad as hell. i guarentee success

[skullcandy]

was it chleo?

[666camaro420]

no. a girl in the state i lived in before. and dont use names. and if you do spell em right

[kon88]

Give his girlfriend an STD...sumtin like da clap...if u don't wanna get ya lil soldier dirty... get some crabs 2gether n find a way 2 get em in his gym shorts...no homo