removing faggots

[onthejon55]

so basically theres a really cool place near my house called elberfeld which is surrounded by old coal mined ground. It has alot of hills and brush and lakes. the best feature of it is that it is almost completely void of cops because extreme 4x4 or ATV are the only means of travel in the area. being a highschooler its nice to hav a quiet spot to camp nd drink and relax without cops. the only problem is that sum really stuck up jocks from my school hav been going out there and totally fucking the place up.(leaving trash everywhere, starting brush fires, attracting law enforcement, poaching wildlife etc.) but the worst part is that they bring everyone else along and try to claim that they were the sole discoverers of all the cool lakes and camping spots. so basically I WANT THEM OUT!!! Im looking for good ways to fuck with them so bad they never return. ne good pranks/vandalism that works when ppl are camping or good ways to disable a 4x4 horribly would be appreciated

[itismesaj]

"Can't we all just get along?"

...

With that said, I suggest leaving scraps of meat at their campsite, to attract bears. That'll give them a scare.

[numerator-91]

do you have a gun?

[ItsAPoorlyKeptSecret]

make fake as hell signs that look like some legit company owns the area then and post them on all the sweet spots then get empty barrels and like throught on some hazard stickers and make it look like there is some crazy chemical dumping goin on maybe that could work if you can pull it off

[deathlord888]

put sugar in the gas tank, then call the cops on them

[SimplePossession]

I read about the shit that attracts bees or wasps or hornets or whatever. It's made to put into traps to kill them, but I'm sure you could get creative. Not exactly sure where to get it. Try gardening sections of stores or the like.

[eritas]

make some money
buy a shitload of coke
grab an atv, go over there and plant the coke at their campsite
call the police and say you were riding on your atv and you saw these kids passing coke to eachother
only handle the coke with gloves on, and wipe down the bags before you plant them so that neither you nor your dealer is implicated

[Warpurlgis]

get like ten ppl and piss all over the camp site and burn stuff down and throw some road kill in there too

[alp]

Put up no tresspassing signs and the next time you see them tell them your dad or uncle owns the land and if they don't leave you'll call the sheriff or police. Its a bluff but it might work.

[Durandal4]

Put up one of those "Trespassers Will Be Shot" signs, then when you see them show up, stand on the other side with a gun and a grinning face.

[Shanx]

haha or put one of those "security dog" signs up.


or show up in masks with ur friends with paintball guns and unload on them. or shoot them from somewhere they cant see you lol.

[numerator-91]

you could offer them sexual favours in exchange for them to not return to your spot

[Buddha]

you could offer them sexual favours in exchange for them to not return to your spot


Best response yet.

[onthejon55]

haha you guys are great! thanks much for the ideas im prolly gonna get a chance to try em out this weekend! ima def let u kno how it turns out

[drugfeind]

you and your buddys should frolick around the area with speedos on and get really close to tha jocks...but if they know who you are that might be embarassing...i like the planting drugs on them idea thow that would be good...also put the drugs in a bunch of small baggies so it looks like their dealing...if none of this works slash the atv tires and jizz on their seat

[Warpurlgis]

and again....

[Affix]

When they camp out. Go dressed fully in black at like 2am and set fire to their tents and shit. Leave big red painted signs saying be-warned

[CHEETZzz]

remember people, the point is to keep the place nice and get the fags out
so burning it down is against the point, duh

i personally always recommend the coke idea, works like a charm if done well

that or make them all get poison ivy/oak? leave the plants in the area so it seems the whole place is full of it so they don't want to be there.

that or seriously cover yourself the fuck up, pick up a whole wasp nest, and throw it into one of their tents some time... might be fun

or do a driveby on an ATV with a paintball gun and driver, this would work best.

if all else fails fill the place with roadkill [skunks are good]

go get 'em dude, lol

[psyonic_7]

"removing faggots"

What did those bundles of sticks ever do to you?

[CHEETZzz]

or those European cigarettes?!

[crazyassmetalhead]

make some nice atv traps on the trials...........idk

like hidden pits......spikes........piano wire about 4 ft from the ground where the atvs go by................landmines

ok horrible ideas........

paintball mines might be fun

or just chill there and wait for them to pass out or whatever and disable the atvs via knifing the tires or something......or leave a note and stick into something with a scary note


or just kill everyone, that'll show 'em


fuck it i don't have any good ideas today

[Durandal4]

make some nice atv traps on the trials...........idk

like hidden pits......spikes........piano wire about 4 ft from the ground where the atvs go by................landmines

ok horrible ideas........

paintball mines might be fun

or just chill there and wait for them to pass out or whatever and disable the atvs via knifing the tires or something......or leave a note and stick into something with a scary note


or just kill everyone, that'll show 'em


fuck it i don't have any good ideas today

Little violent today arentcha?

[duckiemonster]

well, i guess putting styrofoam in the atv gas tanks would work, or you could cut all the fuel lines and everything, even better would be to get a couple friends and dump the oil out of them then start the engines...that siezes up the engine...wasp nest in tent was a good one, even better, this one is hella illegal but would be fun to do...if they bring girls with them (who wouldnt) dress in black with ski masks disguise your voices, and tell them if they give you the girls and leave and never come back then they will be able to live...just make sure to wear gloves and not use your real voice...or your real names...

[thornbird]

Go down to the local hardware shop, get a bunch of cheap padlocks (cable-ties even), make some mega smokebombs or something, chuck them in the tents or around them, padlock/cabletie the doors shut, make a hell of a lot of noise to wake 'em up, shake the tent n' shit. they'll be stuck inside there. after they finally get out of the tent by force, just be creative. paintball guns, whole buckets of paint, honey, tar & feather them. whatever. haha

[borderpetrol]

Shoot their tents with a potato cannon, it'll wake them up, along with destroy their tents, or late at night ride bye on an atv and like burnout and spray their tents with ground. Orrr you can piss all over the tents, and inside even.


orr. if you know their bringing girls, give them condoms, Broken condoms, just like stick a needle through the rolled part of the condom while its in the package, or poke a small hole in the package so air leaks in and the lube dries up. its like blue balling them on a funny scale.

[FreeRacer]

You fucking kisds make me sick, I'll prank your little limp peckers till they fall off. Go cry to your mommys

[Phoenix Fire]

Your grammar in general makes me sick, along with your tendency to post things that have no connection to the thread. I daresay, freeracer has been shitlisted.

[Master Pyrofire]

Lol, damn im tired, put some styrofoam soaked in a mixture of sugar and soda/water/milk in there gas tank

lolz

[Explosives_expert]

Put up one of those "Trespassers Will Be Shot" signs, then when you see them show up, stand on the other side with a gun and a grinning face.

Actuall7y, say something like "Survivors will be Prosecuted";)

[Phoenix Fire]

No trespassing.
Violators will be shot.
Survivors will be shot again

[Grimble Grumble]

If their camping at night, don't aim for them, but a few molotov cocktails should get them out.

Edit- So, air horn in the middle of the night, then the molotov cocktails. Once their running, a paintball gun at the highest pressure should be enough.

[skullcandy]

cut a sapling down so it falls onto their atvs. This kind of shit happened to me, so i dragged a dead deer into the campsite. If it comes down to it, spray all of their tents with bugspray. Eventually when it rains theyre tents are screwed and they all get wet.

[Warpurlgis]

make Siberian tiger traps

[skullcandy]

I can tell that warplugis and i are going to turn into rivals. Until then, what are siberian tiger traps?

[sqizzie]

get a group of friends together and sneak up to where their camping at at night wearing some ku klux klan robes and shit and set fire to a big wooden cross then when they get out of their tents have a guy with a rope tied into a nuce sound all country and shit and tell them this here is privet property and see how fast they get the hell out of dodge haha this same exact thing worked for me when we had some ass holes at our old camp site trashing up the place never seen them since

[Warpurlgis]

i wanna hurt you

[sqizzie]

your just an angry person but its ok because they make medication for that.

[Phoenix Fire]

I have to agree with Mr. Warpurlgis.

[sqizzie]

all im saying is it worked for me he wanted advice so i gave it to him. probably not very funny but it worked none the less .

[Phoenix Fire]

You just suck.
I will trek my ass down there and eat you, motherfucker.
Feed the leftovers to the gators and see if anyone misses you.

[sqizzie]

ill just end up giving you indigestion,wouldn't you prefer a snickers instead ? :P

[Phoenix Fire]

That would be funny if I had been joking...

[Warpurlgis]

please dont refer to me with Mr. justsay war its short and simple. And squizzie stfu

[therebelsoldier]

ever hear of C4? ahaha jk. But i agree with the other guys, attrack some sort of viscious man-eating animals. if you cant do that, hide behind some bushes, whip a molotov in there general direction, run home and call the fire department and report arson.

[Chode_Warrior]

If you live in a place with bears i would just throw like meat and honey and shit all over the camp and then put a really fat steak in one of the tents. Preferably near someones face. Bears are motherfucking scary man. Once you see one you never want to go camping again. Wolves would work too. Worst case scenario would be a skunk shows up and pisses on something, which is not terrible (but not worth the price of the food).

Duct tape the tents shut so they cant get out and then collapse them by knocking the poles out of the ground while they are sleeping. Then make animal noises or bring a chainsaw and have it running so they think they are going to get murdered but dont use it

[GunMetal]

I think chode is onto something here, Wow holy shit that would be scary... Or you could just not have the chainsaw running and just wear some big ass boots and walk around real heavy like making grunting noises and when one of them makes a sound fire it up and just get stuck into a tree or something :P obviously for the sound effects ^___^

[Zenof]

When they leave their cars and start their mayhem why don't you just set their cars on fire.. chances are they wont have a way to get back there. Or they will at least think twice

[Sokez]

im gay cause i cant spell!!!!

[Haasington]

Taking it this post is quite fucking old, but hell, I still have a basic idea. Wait till about 4:00AM, when they are all asleep. You will just need yourself (Of course) and maybe one or two other buddy's. Hide out somewhere they wont run to when scared shitless, as well where they wont see you when not scared. Get about two molotovs, and some sort of small start explosive. The explosive that needs to start everything needs to be loud and bright. Set it to the opposite side where civilization is. Blow it up, they will of course not run towards that way because of course...a boom went off there. Throw the molotovs about 15-25 meters from them. You can make all this shit from basic home made materials, even if in high school. Waking up deep in the night to explosions and fire will scare the living shit out of you. IF they come back.....use more firepower. And if that fails, I guess just piss in their cars and put road kill on their whore's porches. I'd do the second one ^_^ But seeing big butthurt people crying is fun too...

[Warpurlgis]

omg the first good idea in a while

[schullphuck]

To disable the 4bies just deposit bleach into the fuel tanks, you could even inject it in. Sugar does absolutely nothing, doesn't anyone watch mythbusters?

You could also dig shallow trenches and use sharpened star posts or soething similar, cover the treches with hessian sacks and dirt and twigs and stuff, viola instant tyre spikes.

You could also use some thermite on their vehicles, or something similar.

Maybe fill the exhaust tips with exhaust putty.

You could also use a metal putty(I don't remember the name) and seal the doors shut on the vehicles.

Also you could cut the earth on their vehicles, gain access underneath, its pretty easy.


as long as it is done properly, no-one should be hurt, and you will have a lot of fun in the process.

[666camaro420]

so basically theres a really cool place near my house called elberfeld which is surrounded by old coal mined ground. It has alot of hills and brush and lakes. the best feature of it is that it is almost completely void of cops because extreme 4x4 or ATV are the only means of travel in the area. being a highschooler its nice to hav a quiet spot to camp nd drink and relax without cops. the only problem is that sum really stuck up jocks from my school hav been going out there and totally fucking the place up.(leaving trash everywhere, starting brush fires, attracting law enforcement, poaching wildlife etc.) but the worst part is that they bring everyone else along and try to claim that they were the sole discoverers of all the cool lakes and camping spots. so basically I WANT THEM OUT!!! Im looking for good ways to fuck with them so bad they never return. ne good pranks/vandalism that works when ppl are camping or good ways to disable a 4x4 horribly would be appreciated
dude i know exactly what you mean. i live in houston and there is a patch of woods near my house. now every football player and track star show up. its fucking gay!!! i started scaring them off by doing things like paintball sniping them, slashing thier tires, and chasing them with a bat. its starting to work

[crowjuggalo]

heres a good idea to fuck with them really good, put up fake signs that say "have you seen this person" and put a picture of your friend or family member someone like that then make your friend look like a corpse and cover him/her with fake blood and put your friend by there house and convince them that theres a killer in the neighbor hood and their next.

but what i would say is LETS ALL GET ALONG

[pissed_drunk666]

I say you juss jump em when there camping out or juss kicking it there

[pyro_davey]

get some of thoes shotshells that shoot bean bags and pelt thoes fuckers i heard thoes things can crack bones

[V for vermicelli]

Make ammonium sulphate with ammonia and matches (google tells all) whole bottles full and like have a belt of them, and get friends to help if they will

then throw them at their tents and cars so they release the fowl stench....

But if you can get your hands on paintball guns, you should go for them, maybe even have competitions with your friend who can get most headshots